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@DesuExMachina42

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Defender of Justice, Gero Froggyman Desu | Axis Cult High Priest | Professional Oppai Poster | 18+ account | Actual IRL Wife: Matsushima Michiru

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Joined April 2017
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“Y-you wouldn’t like it if men were sexualized like women, would you??” Yes, yes I would. Not just femboys either, I’m begging y’all give us a wider variety of sex appeal
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@BreadPanes If Denmark isn't socialist, then why are you using it as an example of socialism succeeding?
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@NANATSUY0RU Calling it “Shintoism” is enough to know he knows nothing
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Non-Americans: "I hate it when Americans talk about our problems like they know about what our issues are like" Also Non-Americans: "So here's my opinion on America's problems"
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@SnoidusDoingus @DeezFirearms @Win98Tech "B-b-but Chernobyl" Chernobyl was as much an issue with management as it was with the actual materials. Besides, things are much safer in general now
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@TalbertSwan Cleopatra - Greek ✖️ Pharaohs - some Nubians ✔️ Nefertiti - hard to say for sure❔ Moses - Jewish ✖️ St. Nick - Greek ✖️ Abraham - Jewish ✖️ Mary - Jewish ✖️ Jesus - Jewish ✖️ Congrats, you got half a point out of 8
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Lolicons will be like “UmU we’re so oppressed, we just want to be left alone” and then pick a fight with everyone imaginable
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@Timcast Yes, let me use my full name and face on the site that's known to doxx people for the slightest fault Let me just put my full address, social security number, and my mother's maiden name on my profile too, since Twitter is just so nice! 😊
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@meenics98 @EcoterroristBF “Why doesn’t this guy just drop his entire life and start over from scratch?”
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The number of people immediately assuming a guy made this is hilarious Trust me, women can be weirdly horny too
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Mental illness has been so declawed that people are forgetting the "illness" part of it
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I have a friend with bipolar disorder I've known 15 yrs and when he gets manic he stays up really late memorizing song lyrics and every so often he'll call demanding I play him at FIFA immediately but he somehow manages to never hand it to Hitler so idk about this excuse for Ye
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@mystic_ronin @Retexue1 @Telepeturtle You don't get cum on the walls from fucking your (horse) girlfriend? Damn, sucks to be you ig
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@Smug_Homeslice “Guys, this Allah guy is SUPER strong, like INCREDIBLY powerful. He’s like all-powerful, you gotta be careful. He’s like the most high is what I’m trying to say, guys”
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@nypost You know what, good on you with the accurate headline, first time I've seen the rape of a young boy called as such And to all the people in the thread saying "good on him", fuck you with a branding iron. Rape isn't "fun", and the kid isn't "lucky"
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@Smug_Homeslice That almost sounds like a Muslim trying to astroturf lmao
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@4ntiTak3s Not to be that guy, but it’s not even pedophilia when they’re 18. Pedophilia is solely prepubescent children. And 20’s are minors? I used to joke about people moving “minor” to 25, but holy shit it was a joke
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@ChocoInsomniac @DestinySenpai @CarnivorousKoi Cause she's speaking in an American accent?
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@Wirlaufenamok @LakotaMan1 Turkey, Mexico, China, Egypt, Liberia, Rome, Mongolia, The Nahua, the Mayans, etc You want me to go on?
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@Liberater4589 @unvarnishedvoid No Orcs, from Tolkien's PoV, were based on the corrupting nature of Sin Tolkien was a Catholic, and Catholic imagery can be seen in many place in Middle Earth. Orcs were made by the Evil God (I can't remember name), who, due to being evil, couldn't create. >>
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@SoulSeiya @Destructo_Dan It’s not a generalization when it’s true Most games with a solid modder base has nude mods
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@Liberater4589 @unvarnishedvoid Thus, they were made from elves Calling Orcs "black coded" implies that black people inherently corrupted, that by their very nature evil, as that's what Orcs are: Evil, tainted by sin If that's the hill you want to die on, be my guest
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I swear, the issue wasn’t even that she was upset, it’s that the show treated her being upset as correct
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Fuck you, I'm not telling my highschool girlfriend of less than a year my secret identity if I'm a superhero. Man hadn't even told his best friend who he knew for longer.
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@A_Guster_Buster I can't stand these edits because the creators never know how to ACTUALLY draw dark skin They just tone shift the existing color, making everything blend together. They end up just looking like dark voids
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@Saturn__Media @MatiJeCrois @ShitpostRock You: *Says incredibly common and dumb opinion* Them: “Hey, that’s really dumb, you should educate yourself” You: “Hehehehehehe, truly I’m a master of deception, for you’ve fallen for my ingenious tricks!”
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@4ntiTak3s Man, I always get sus when people are like "nah, you even if you're a minor you can't be attracted to minors" Like, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you mean well, but that's very... eyebrow raising to say the least
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@FancyMa20338061 @B0bkierz @GimmickAccsOOC2 Saying that changes nothing It doesn't change loli fans minds about it, it's not gonna stop it from existing Why bother
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@SteveSkojec @SHULAMITMODER You literally said you'd try to kill Jesus
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@GunthBeethoven @Commie_Angel @freedomrideblog @TaraKaos "The war was won with British intelligence, American steel, and Russian blood" That's the old adage. WW2 was won largely due to the allies working together. It wasn't a one-side-won deal
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@NatalieRevolts @AltHistoryHub Buddy, you worship North Korea...
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Honey, it’s time for the monthly “bullying didn’t happen, and they deserved it” post
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Niggas didn’t get bullied simply for liking anime. Tell the whole story about how you tried to turn Super Saiyan in gym class in front of the hoes.
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@kokoroshonen @Daidus_OTL Salaryman’s Club It’s about badminton
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@azucatcuddle That’s just false, but acting like women don’t make violent porn is hilarious
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@cuboneXz @VibeUnchained @hasanthehun Yeah, both have more money than most people will see in their lives
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@sailoryue @JeanLindseyjean @morbidmatt69 @PopCrave I’ve literally turned in paper applications in the last 5 years They’re still used
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@SoulSeiya Yes, actually. I’ve made several mods for Paradox games and I try to be relatively active in other modding scenes One of the first mods that came out for both CK3 and Fallout 4 were nude mods, both receiving their respective mods within DAYS of launch
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@KSG_ghostin @souljaboy @angryapesunited He was never on, how could he fall off?
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@Arkos_Auditore @FullMetaIWeeb I mean, tbf it looks cool as hell Definitely worth
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@SoulSeiya No, you just said “modding community”, so I didn’t know. While I’m less of an expert in that sphere (I’m more knowledgeable about Brawl modding), when you look at modding as a whole you shouldn’t be surprised that there are lewd mods for it.
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@depressionbomb @SEBUTHEWORLD @P_ee_po It’s pretty obviously a hyperbolic joke
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The funniest part of all this Nezuko drama is the fact that this current arc takes place in a red lights district, with the main characters disguised as prostitutes in training. And get this, they aren't hiding their age, so people KNOW they're about 15
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@JoeyH1996 @Cynical_CJ What's funny is the creator even explicitly said that it's not a good measure on if a movie is good or not lmao
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@A_Guster_Buster I can't believe she literally said "you asked for it" and was met with roaring applause Jesus Fucking Christ
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@A_Guster_Buster I legit bought the game solely because of this I pray for nothing but good things in the dev's future
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@mystic_ronin @Retexue1 @Telepeturtle Aight, it doesn't suck as much to be you
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People talk about how Japan is this apolitical haven free from western censorship, without realizing that the Japanese government is way more draconic in their censorship than the west
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@lorster10 @ArmoredChocobo @Steam It looks vaguely like a Nintendo Switch, duh 🙄
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@YaBoyHart I'm gonna take one for the team Source?
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@Vokulthesupreme @AcunaAndrew @bradsmithVR @Nash076 Hell, Japan alone would cause a lot of problems, since fair use doesn’t exist over there People have legit been arrested because their movie review YouTube channel had clips from movies
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@vicmitro @FuhrerZakk It changes everything "Why is there sexual content in this eroge?" That's how you sound
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@dyingscribe I assume it's that there's very few (reported) rapes, assuming that statistic is real
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@tokyoboogie1 @CapriSuneru @WaterProofBrain @Wendigoon8 I mean, if you subscribe to the idea that God and Jesus are the same, and Jesus is the literal son of God, then well...
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@IndiaWilloughby @KVivuli @piersmorgan You know what also kills people? Outing them to governments and families that want them dead for their attraction, or those who seek freedom from oppressive regimes But yes, "trolls" are the priority
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@JustGameBot @Foshizzanator Who the fuck is supposed to make nsfw shit then, kids?
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@The_PemPire @OldMemeArchive It's a few things Partially Nirvana Partially because black and white are two thematic colors, with black = good and white = bad (the Hollows having bleached skulls, for example) Partially cause Kubo thought it was a cool name
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@TarmakWorm @singewashere @Linkhell1 @BennettHinkle @Bozilla4 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but this is actually decent advise A movie critic with similar tastes to you is more valuable than one who doesn't Sure, form your own opinions, but it doesn't hurt to get other's opinions first
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@atowmater @pennyyroyal @JuliusIrvington Twitter should add dislikes solely because of this comment
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@kento369 @LilithLovett @ZeroT_H The basis of (modern) Orcs comes from Tolkien's Christian beliefs, namely the notion of sin as a corrupting force Orcs are elves that have been tainted by Morgoth, an evil god that couldn't create, only destroy This is supposed to be a reflection on Satan's >>
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@amazingfella28 @scawtty_bees @gameringgamer @besthouseintown @TaroNuke I mean, that's not why people hate on y'all We do it because you sent a 17 year old to therapy because of a couple of jokes, and you're his "FANS" They weren't even harmful jokes either. Y'all are just barbaric
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@hamnasaleem02 @emofiat500 She's literally arguing for moderation, specifically against the idea that you need to live an ascetic lifestyle Life wasn't given to us to try and minmax our way to the longest life possible. It's important to have some joy as well
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@TofferTeam “It might set unrealistic standards for young girls who play your games” It’s a porn game??????
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@shyguysvault Tbf, those do suck, not necessarily because of the message but because they're ugly as all hell "School Deco" is the worst possible aesthetic
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@9_tellthetruth @davenewworld_2 Both of these are common knowledge This is like saying "uh actually Napoleon wasn't short" and expecting people to be impressed by your in depth historical knowledge
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@Esc_Mike @leighalexander You're literally ignoring half the fucking game
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@FuckMeGekko @frogandtowed I assume the “textman” is the hypothetical woman’s boyfriend who only really interacts with her by either texting or having sex
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@someguyiguess8 @BlazingTamaki @TinaFate1 Where were you the last 20 years? He's been sexualized for a LONG time, so why is it wrong just now?
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I still consider myself a lolicon, but I can’t stand the “community” It’s like y’all have never heard to not “feed the trolls”
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@spherulitic From my experience Mexicans love Speedy Gonzales, I don't know what you're on about
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