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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 month
Greetings, Guardians! The team hopes you all are enjoying The Final Shape launch day! We understand some frustrations with the ongoing situation regarding a few error codes here and there, but just know that we are listening!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
11 months
As many of you are getting along with reading the State of the Game we implore you to keep sharing your feedback that we will be extra careful to ignore! Also please do not hesitate to share your criticisms via Reddit, where moderators are hard at work deleting every new post!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
8 months
In light of the recent situation involving company layoffs, the team would like to clarify that all future communications will be made using ChatGPT. Bungie executives have decided to cut down on costs, which includes terminating positions involving community-oriented support.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
9 months
Hi Jq! The team appreciates your concerns regarding the reporting/suspension systems. Unfortunately, we have nobody left to review in-game reports since the majority of the team has left for Marathon. Our solution to this issue is as follows ⤵️
@Jqkick
Jq༝
9 months
The 2nd PvP streamer restricted without any given cause or justification within the last two days. First Alex, now Omlet. The suspension system needs a revamp. Either it’s mass reports, or the anti-cheat is straight up failing This really needs addressing .. @Destiny2Team
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
10 months
Hi ritz! At the moment, the team has no plans to alter any sources of glimmer or the rate of glimmer gain. However, we’re happy to report that the team does have changes planned for the glimmer cap and costs associated with glimmer! Changes are as follows ⤵️
@ritzzcar
ritz
10 months
hi @Destiny2Team it would be great to know if the economy team has plans to change any of the following in the same patch as the removal of legendary shards: -glimmer cap -glimmer sources -glimmer costs for subclass fragments/aspects -glimmer costs for rally banners
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
9 months
The system we have in place simply bans reported players randomly. This is due to the team finding it fucking hilarious when people whine like hoes because they can’t play the game. And the best part? We play it off like an accident and everyone just forgets! Hope this helps!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
We’re well aware of mods being unavailable for players who do not own Lightfall or the Season Pass. This was fully fucking intentional as to increase DLC and seasonal sales, satisfying our investors as we transition into TFS. The team will now be playing this off as an accident.
@Destiny2Team
Destiny 2 Team
1 year
We are aware of an armor mod that is unavailable for players who do not own Lightfall or the Season Pass due to certain Guardian Rank requirements. This was not intended and the team is working on removing the Rank requirement as soon as possible.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
10 months
@leulains Hi, great question! You can certainly go into glimmer debt if you are unable to repay your glimmer loans. In which case, you would lose access to all your paid content and be relocated to the filthy Eliksni Quarter where you will work grueling manual labor until you can pay up.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
10 months
With this feature, players will be able to take out glimmer loans (with respective interest rates) which will be the only way to bypass the aforementioned glimmer cap. These changes are aimed at increasing aggregate play time which will bolster investor appeal. Hope this helps!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
10 months
Following the removal of legendary shards, the glimmer cap will actually be reduced to 100K. Additionally, the costs of all subclass-oriented glimmer costs will be raised to 250K. This is all in order to justify the existence of our newest feature: The Glimmer Bank!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
10 months
The team would like to provide a follow up since the issue appears to have escalated. In response, we will be removing the entirety of the crafting system including The Enclave with the launch of TFS. Until then, the current state of the sandbox will remain as is.
@BungieHelp
Bungie Help
10 months
We're aware of an issue that allows specific weapon perks to be crafted into other legendary weapons and are investigating a fix, which will result in these weapons being reset in the future. We currently don't have any plans to disable Trials of Osiris due to this issue.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
8 months
Bungie has made the call to start layoffs as to eventually terminate the entire Destiny 2 team and solely focus all efforts on Marathon. Any remaining assets created over the years and during the Lightfall filler period will be stitched together and marketed as The Final Shape.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
9 months
Hi Snerv! We appreciate your concerns over this game-breaking issue. Unfortunately, the team has no plans to make the emblem obtainable. Therefore, we’d suggest jamming your whiny trap shut with a pacifier so we don’t have to hear you bitch about a colorful rectangle. Thanks!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
10 months
Some brief insight from the dev team is as follows: “This shit is too hard to fix.” “We don’t know what the fuck we’re doing.” Please stay tuned for any potential updates after company nap time.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
8 months
As a parting message, the team would like to express our deepest gratitudes to the executives who have set a new precedent for pioneering positive change in the gaming industry. Without their heroism and unparalleled leadership our company would truly be lost.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 month
@LightKingSeraph We’re sorry to hear you’re encountering this rare and unfortunate situation. Have you tried purchasing silver yet?
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
11 months
Hi ritz! We’re glad you brought this to our attention. The team currently has no plans to reimplement freelance, as we hope to kill off the Gambit playerbase before it’s vaulted entirely at the onset of TFS. This move is designed to reduce any resulting backlash. Hope this helps!
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11 months
bring freelance back @Destiny2Team
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
10 months
@Gyrotechnlc Hi Gyro! Good question! The team is exploring alternatives company revenue routes which includes plans for a Silver Casino. This would inevitably create gambling addictions which would help to fund Marathon. Thanks for asking!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@gammaknight1 @Destiny2Team Hi Ung! We understand your frustrations and are working tirelessly to find any fucks to give. The team will not be altering plans because some crybaby bitch with a Jewish John Wick pfp is on his period. Please jam your mouth shut with a sippy cup next time. Thanks for the input!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 month
@EeveeTheEevee69 We’re glad to hear that, Eevee! We recommend everyone follow your example. Great advice!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
11 months
To clarify, the team recognizes how players may view this feature as an “issue”. However, as we’ve previously stated, we’re taking every possible measure to ensure the Gambit experience is as dogshit as possible, as to kill off the playerbase before we vault the playlist in TFS.
@Destiny2Team
Destiny 2 Team
11 months
The team is aware of an issue regarding Ascendant Shards and resetting your Vendor Ranks. We are actively working on a fix to deploy as soon as possible.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
10 months
@justaddwatter @enterumbra @Cwarpie @Destiny2Team The team would also like to provide an update on a previous communication which had suggested that the removal of eager edge would ship with S21. Due to conflicts with development time clashing with company nap time, we’re postponing this change to TFS. Thanks as always!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
10 months
@justaddwatter @enterumbra @Cwarpie @Destiny2Team Hi watter! Thanks for your report. The team will be looking into this immediately.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@CopperBanana_ @Destiny2Team Hi there! The team has no current plans involving changes to Worldline Zero. In fact, we’re happy to announce the removal of eager edge entirely at the onset of S21, as we’d prefer you move slower to inflate aggregate playtime. So please stop whining like a little bitch. Thanks!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
Got a bud you're trying to get into Destiny or coming back after a break? Fear not, we have this 5000 word new player guide to help anyone who's not quite sure what to do in destiny, including up to date Gambit info from 2021! Eyes up Guardians!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@Licht_711 Whine about it bitch boy.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 month
@ale_foto We’re all ears!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
To clarify, this will not be a permanent purchase and will instead be a paid subscription-based feature.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@gammaknight1 Hi Ung! Thanks for your feedback pertaining to trials matchmaking. We must inform you, however, that these “issues” wont affect you either way since any full team you’re placed on is already at a disadvantage since you provide negative value. Hope this helps you shitter!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@BetterSneaklone Hi there, great question! Terminal overload will be all the previous Override missions you love so much, but reskinned! Hope this helps.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
With hotfix 6.3.0.6 scheduled for next year, players are uninstalling en masse. We do not care. If you're experiencing any issues that last beyond restarting your game after updating, please continue speaking into the void on our Bungie Help forums: …
@BungieHelp
Bungie Help
1 year
DESTINY 2 MAINTENANCE ❖ Hotfix 6.3.0.6 RE-ENABLED FEATURES (web, mobile, and 3rd-party apps) ❖ Destiny 2 Vendors ❖ Item Perks and Mods ❖ Subclass options Report issues or seek assistance here:
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
11 months
@brugererer We’re listening.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
6 months
@rosoddle @BungieHelp @Destiny2Team Hi rosie, unfortunately the team has no plans to alter the in-game chat system. Previous developers (now laid off) thought it would be fucking hilarious to censor communications using a randomizer while still allowing people to type slurs among other obscenities. Hope this helps!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
For players that are reporting issues with completed Triumphs ⤵️ Check your fax machine for more updates from the team as they continue to do absolutely nothing.
@BungieHelp
Bungie Help
1 year
We are investigating an issue where several Triumphs have had their progress reset unintentionally, which can potentially remove earned Seals from players.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@Mawss__ @Destiny2Team Hi there! As always we pretend to value and appreciate your feedback. That being said the team has no current plans to alter pocket singularity. In fact, we might add two charges just to fuck with you. Thanks!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
You will be able to unlock all ten slots by purchasing them individually through Eververse for silver.
@Dreg___
Dreg
1 year
@DestinyTheGame 10 Loadout slots (if you spend some silver of course)
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
Do you somehow actually care about the details revealed in last week's blog post? Have any useless questions about the changes we lied about? Check out more details and pre-prepared answers to staged questions below ⤵️
@pcgamer
PC Gamer
1 year
Changes coming to how Resilience works and confirmation on mod costs revealed in our exclusive Destiny2: Lightfall Q&A. 🔫
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
For our first post, well second since this is a thread, we would like to start by ignoring some feedback from you on what changes you would like to see in Destiny 2. Comment below with what is at the top of your list, and we will be sure to ignore your feedback.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@ArctiicBear Hello! After some deliberation, we will not be removing any more PvP maps out of the DCV, so enjoy what you have! As for server stability, we've already said in a previous TWAB that we are addressing this by increasing the amount of time the servers are offline. Hope this helps!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@HolidayMilkyMan @Destiny2Team Hi herbie! We’ll be sure to forward this shit to our janitorial department. Thanks for the feedback!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@spencerr0905 Hi there Spencer! We’re glad you brought this to our attention. Currently, the DCV can’t be reverted, as most of the data was deleted by our intern. If you keep asking for it we’ll just delete the rest to spite you. Also, the only April fools joke here is your clown ass. Thanks!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
This is the first post from our brand-new Destiny 2 Team Twitter account. We created this account to be able to share more useless info and clarifications from the Destiny 2 Team on various topics about the live game. Look for more details about this account in the TWAB.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@hwalthher @Destiny2Team Hi there! If we’re going to be putting trash in the DCV then your dog ass should be next! Thanks for the feedback as always, pussy bitch.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@PricelessNight @Bungie @Destiny2Team Hi there. You are correct, you certainly do not deserve anything from us. However, we will be sure to take a deep dive in your mother! Thanks for the feedback as always.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@KETHER_NOIR @Destiny2Team Hi there. We’d like to clarify that we don’t hate glaives and we actually hate you. Thanks for the feedback.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
You will be able to have up to 10 loadouts per character. You will specifically have the ability to rent a loadout slot for 1000 silver per month per character at Eververse.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@justaddwatter @Destiny2Team Hi there! Great question! The team currently has no plans regarding engram focusing in Dares of Eternity. We’d rather have players waste away in a repetitive activity to artificially inflate aggregate playtime and appeal to our investors. Happy grinding!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@JpansAmerica @Destiny2Team Stop wasting our fucking time. We’re busy ignoring real issues arising in the community.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@Estacy94 @KETHER_NOIR @Destiny2Team Hi you nobody. Thanks for this bug report pertaining to your dysfunctional brain. For now we can recommend gluing your lips together for your own benefit, if not for the rest of us. Thanks as always.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@ThatGuyRay1997 @DestinyTheGame @Destiny2Team @BungieHelp Hi there. Have you recently purchased silver? If not, we’d recommend this as a first step. Please do not hesitate to reach out for any further concerns, thanks.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@RyanAlters @Destiny2Team Hi Ryan. Thanks for bringing this up to us. The team really doesn’t care about how you feel nor do we value your useless input. In fact, we may implement a third payload portion simply to spite you! As always, thanks for the feedback!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
For players reporting still receiving blues, we do not care. Here’s a link that you probably won’t click: … @BungieHelp might have updates when we feel like it.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
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@kithedream20 @DestinyTheGame @Destiny2Team @DirtyEffinHippy Good question! According to the raid team, we are projecting that raid difficulty will shrink to that of the Vanguard Ops playlist by The Final Shape in order to maximize player participation and aggregate playtime, ultimately appealing to our investors.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@Wayward_Templar @Destiny2Team Perhaps you haven’t purchased silver lately? Please do so and update us with any other potential concerns. Thanks!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@Superlex9999 @Destiny2Team Hi there fuck ass pussy! Try getting a job instead of throwing money at pixels and bitching about it on twitter you bottom-feeding sack of scum. Thanks for the feedback as always!
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Destiny Two Team
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@realgatoblanco @Destiny2Team Hi there! One solution we can recommend is purchasing at least $20 of silver. Once the transaction is complete your game will be sure to return to normal functionality. Thanks for bringing this up to us.
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@Jonatha12492403 @Necrogen89 @Kolddeth @Bungie @Destiny2Team Hi there! You would be correct. We 100% pocket all charity funds with the majority going to upper management. Great intuition!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@Falknor_ @S14deane Hi there! How about you take control of your pathetic life first, then we’ll consider. Thanks!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
1 year
@dokkaebi_7431 @BungieHelp We do not care! Just play control and stop complaining. Thanks for the feedback as always!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
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@HolidayMilkyMan @Destiny2Team Hi there! The team currently has no plans in regards to reimplementing any non-competitive 3v3 modes ever again, so please stop bitching. Also please do not disclose your “evenings” with us, as we could not possibly fathom giving less of a flying fuck! Thanks for the feedback!
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@DestinyTwoTeam
Destiny Two Team
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@brugererer good, hbu?
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