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I may be broke and retarded, but at least I'm not in denial.

Tanga, Tanzania
Joined August 2019
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you put the no in monogamy Bahamas promises best track on the album
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@johnmlaney Men say "women aren't funny" like they mom didn't make the greatest joke ever.
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@XavierDLeau People doing this is never funny. Like you can literally break someone nose if it all goes wrong
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@KaylaAncrum fr these guys are amazing. definitely have to be domesticated
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@heyyitsjanea reminds me of this 9/11 dispatcher who absolutely went haywire and I can't even blame him.
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@chaiconsumer same energy
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@samdoesarts @hoajuu I love both of em
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@josiahvii the things you'll be dealing with
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@MaskedIrving The level of brutality people deal with on tinder baffles me. A King right here
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@lnbshr Honestly the hardest thing about parallel parking is the audience.
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@HakunaMoncada__ y'all gotta see this too
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@orbgoddess @Mayaritt_Eme Pornhub comments are the only good fork of social media
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@orbgoddess @Mayaritt_Eme When Viagra won't support you the pornhub community will.
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@CellinThis all I see is
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@InFeRn0AnT these weird competitions
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@KaylaAncrum like take a look at this pigeon standing on a water fountain waiting for the human to help.... and tell me if this ain't supposed to be domesticated?
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@nursechocs reminds me of this
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@jaboukie @meme_messiah_ being an older sibling can suck
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@lnbshr don't know if this would help, but I'm just gonna leave it here.
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@HormoneMonsta she's gonna you like this Everytime you see her naked
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@sophiawpelton I saw this earlier here and I was like man wtf is that kinda grouping
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@muycolor @mixeduppasha reminds me of this classic 911 parody call
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@RakiyaG_ “You wanna get high?” “No” “I think you do, mon”
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@ayeejuju and how do y'all adjust your glasses?
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@ayeitszzy @Rubezzz_ parallel universe be like
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@Hasank0192 i felt so sorry for this one
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@miacsosa if you only knew how long a minute is
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@ESPNFC don't get me banned, just watch the goal. don't retweet
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@mikathabrat choose your fighter
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@AndileNzimande_ if your girl constantly wants reassurance from you, she's a type of girl that has been hurt in the past. she's the type of girl to have a lot of trust issues. if you're not providing that constant reassurance for her, she'll start to think that you're falling out of love with her
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@bocxtop and don't forget making students pay to receive their test scores Electronically. Like they're actually make you pay to receive a test you already paid to take it. Make it make sense
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@ripfeelings you guys are having concerts in there??? meanwhile some of us
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@SportsCenter I didn't expect it to end this fast
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@xahujjaah when I look myself in the mirror I think I'm the God's greatest gift to women but when I look myself in the front camera bruhhhhhhhhh I get so humbled real quick
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introverts are the extroverts of the internet
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@cIemmie girls that girls that say hiiiii say bruh
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@jaboukie @meme_messiah_ Older siblings are not parents, stop taking their childhood away and make them be parents of kids they didn't make.... Parents are not ready for this conversation tho
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@lledrook he tried this way once, it failed. he's changing tactics I guess by going for different fits
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@heyyitsjanea so hey I'm really sorry about the /. I have learned today and I won't repeat it again.
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@riatharealest "we in this together, we both SLUTS"
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@FLOTUK @6thdimensionn bcos you realize that so much of what you thought it meant to be an "adult" (marriage, kids, etc) was just the result of two decades of social programming that you mostly have to undo if you're going to actually figure out what you want instead of just following everyone else.
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@MacMallyMMA Poirier: _looks towards corner_ Poirier's corner: ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
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@UTDTrey Damn.... What can you even say? they really winning this league
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@gracecamille_ @Mariixo_xo that's why a Karen called a police on them
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@TheLaunchMag Legend says Adonis' first word was YUHGK
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@MeWeFree_ @Kayy_ZA Drake : you’re an approachable dude Pusha: your producer is dying
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@Factsonfilm also another detail I love about this movie is how Mia ODs on Vincent's heroin stash cos she mistakes it for cocaine. Cocaine is given in a baggie and heroin in a balloon. Lance even warned Vincent of this earlier, saying "I'm outta balloons. is baggie alright??"
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@zorogotfvck3d @heyyitsjanea today I learned never to call 911 as 9/11. won't repeat again
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@sfeanrdin_ @biiiitc Relationships don't always works out but the respect that remains after is important.
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@shrllzikry a nice ass will negate 100s of flaws.
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