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3 years

Guys beware of buying Chinese Lenovo laptops. I had bought Lenovo Lego Y540 last year with extended warranty. Now the charging port is giving trouble, only charges at certain angle. Lenovo is conveniently washing its hands off citing extended warranty doesn’t cover these issues.

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If you invested 10,000 Rs in Wipro in March 2000, It would still be 10,000 Rs in 2023. 23 years of NO Returns - inflation ate 90% of it already.

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What happens on options expiry day;

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5 years

*Crude prices go into negative* Me *At petrol pump* : Tanki Full kardo. Attendant: Sir, 3500 hua. Me: *Theek hai de do.* 😜😂

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3 years

Bajaj finance - horrible results and stock up 4%. I dont get it what hopes are keeping bears alive😂😂😂.

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5 years

Bull markets start at P/E of 15 or below, not at 27/28. Any talks of multi year bull market are a bait to get retail crowd to buy. Markets can bounce around 5-7% from here but I think it is time not to throw caution to the wind.

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3 months

Every 4 years, nifty touches its 5 year MA. Baki aap khud samajhdar ho 😜.

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2 years

Dow jones closed below 200 wma. It has done it twice before in recent history. 2008 & 2020. Both times panic followed in the stock markets. Tighten your seat belts…

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5 years

Koi bank fail hua? nahi! Koi auto company bankrupt hui? Nahi! Nifty me lower circuit laga? Nahi! To chup chap baithe raho bottom bahut door hai abhi 😂

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3 months

SGB investors who thought they will have appreciation of gold + 3% and that too tax free, would now be happy to get their investment back.

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3 years

Lesson: Don’t show your ass to bulls 🤣.

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1 year

ROFL. The best audio clip ever starring @arabicatrader . Most legendary line “bahar nikal is chutiye ko”. Can’t stop ROFLing 🤣🤣🤣.

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9 months

RBI has underestimated and under reported inflation in a big way. And they KNOW it. Forget rate cuts, the rates will go up even north. This is end of 40 year interest rate cycle. ITS NOT A JOKE.

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2 years

This chart is purely a work of fiction. It bears no resemblance to any bullish scenario that may unfold. Those who are weak at heart kindly skip this tweet.

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3 years

If you truly love someone, set them free from burden of all your expectations.

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3 years

Nasdaq topped in Feb 2000. It took 16 years for the index to hit same level again. 16 years of no returns! So keep your long term gyan in your pocket and respect risk.

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1 year

Masterstroke!!! If you stay in a 20000/- month flat, you pay zero GST. But if you are paying 10000 in hostel or PG, you need to pay 12% GST.

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#Rent on #hostels stays, PG accommodations to attract 12% #GST Follow the link to know more @shivanibazaz

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6 years

Men smoke cigarettes. Real men smoke cigars. Legends live in Delhi NCR

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3 years

Middle class every year on 1st Feb 😝.

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2 years

Aaj nifty 16800 dikha degi. 21000 ayega nahi ayega ye to waqt hi bataega, lekin 16000 ke neeche keval ek hi Aadmi full confidence ke sath bullish tha. One and only @AlgoBoffin . Take a bow

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4 years

At 7500, not many were willing to consider possibility that market can recover. 6000 points later, not many are willing to consider possibility that nifty can correct. How things change!

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4 years

ITC is rallying because more traders will be forced to smoke cigarettes as nifty corrects.

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4 years

Zerodha: Its not me, its NSE NSE: Its not me its telecom Telecom: Its not me its farmers Farmers: Its not me its Government Government: Its not me its Nehru Nehru: Hainnnn....

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3 months

Get rid of all your debts as soon as possible. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

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2 years

Bulls buying the dip

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2 years

Nifty is forming reversal candle today. Bears need to be extra careful.

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3 years

RT if you want @AlgoBoffin back on Twitter. I'll show him this tweet and tell him how much his friends are missing him.

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3 years

Dow jones ne bears ki umeedo pe shudh distilled jal pher diya.

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1 year

Bulls say such savage bear market, nifty is just 3% down from top Bears say such savage bull market nifty is up just 5% in 2 years. Truth is- smart money rotating sectors and unloading stuff accumulating over decades & retail is ultra bullish

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6 years

If you don't sell it in euphoria, you will be forced to sell in panic. #Stocks

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1 year

Ek baar bounce back karwa do bhagwan Dobara is stock ko hath nahi lagaunga.

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9 months

As blatant as it can get. But then some people dont like smell of coffee.

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Jio Financial Services in talks with Paytm to acquire its wallet business.

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7 months

Gold is not getting expensive, paper money is losing its purchasing power.

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1 year

9 years ago when he did the drama, I cried in joy. Now I am laughing hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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3 years

Nifty mota mota analysis. Fell 1000 points from top. Bounced 600 points back to 18200. Next leg down : nearly 1700 points down (1.618x). 18200-1700=16500. Udhar hi 200dma bhi padi hai.

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5 years

Let me stick out my neck and say we are not going to see these levels (12100+). for rest of Modi sarkaar tenure. I have full faith in these geniuses.

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2 years

Who on my TL remembers going to neighbors home to watch TV? Using neighbors phone to receive a call on a landline phone. Possessions used to be at a minimum. But people were always happy.

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2 years

Ek mera akela bhai @AlgoBoffin saikdo bears se akela joojh raha hai 😭.

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4 years

The number of people in family and friend circle getting CoVid, I think govt figures are seriously being under reported. Situation seems to be a lot worse on the ground than what govt data is projecting.

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Helped a struggling fresher land into a job through personal contacts. Company offered him 9L. I thought he should be thankful but the bugger rejected because some of his friend got 10 somewhere else. Need to stop helping people. Neki kar aur joote kha.

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1 year

Body is capable of self healing, we make it sicker with bad food. Similarly mind is also capable of self healing, we make it sicker with bad thoughts.

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1 year

Educational tweet on Bonds: US bonds are falling in price. It is the yields that are going up. When you but a 100$ bond at 99 $, the yield is ~1%. When you get the same at 90, the yield is ~10%. There is a MASSACRE going on in bond market right now.

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7 months

In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved how gently you lived how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you

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11 months

खेल और तमाशे का फ़रक ढूँढना सीख लो। ज़िंदगी सुधर जायेगी 😂।

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2 years

Bears please hold your hearts tightly. IF and IF 17000 is held, this can open way for 19K in July. The final hurrah. Invalid if 16800 goes on WCB. Then jhunjhuna.

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5 years

No smoking 6wk update - I still get cravings for having a cigarette every now and then. But its not as strong as it used to be. Just a "NO" to self is good enough if at all craving arises. I expect the road to be easier going forward. Thanks to everyone who came out to support.

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Hey @Swiggy , is this quality of food being served for online orders? Both dishes are burnt. How can you have this pathetic quality that is even unfit for animals? Spoilt our Saturday evening

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2 years

Too many assholes on the road. Tests my nerves every time I am on the road

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7 months

Proud to say I was not part of this madness 🤣

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Go Corona Go

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2 years

Market is so bullish that nifty could not cross from 18000 to 19000 in more than 15 months. I am yet to see such bullish bull market in my entire bearish life 😭.

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6 years

Triple bottom in BHEL? Is multiyear correction coming to an end?

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6 years

Rajma chawal is hands down the best food in entire universe

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5 years

Very true!

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2 years

Inflation nahi hai, Tum garib ho

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2 years

Nifty at 15200 be like

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8 months

Bubble in India is much bigger than that in the US when compared with earnings. Don’t know what makes friends so bullish? Khair mujhe kya, main toh waise bhi Hongkong mein long hun 🤪

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4 years

Negative GDP is not a one time event, it is beginning of a recessionary cycle. Many business will be shut down, jobs lost, reduction in discretionary spending and increase in saving. This will take many quarters/years for us to get back to same level of GDP as 2019-20.

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10 months

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence - Charles Bukowski.

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2 years

Guys one free advice - don’t use UPI based payment for big transactions when you are out of station. IF Transaction goes to pending state, money is deducted immediately but doesn’t reach other person. You end up paying via cash & then refund becomes a hassle.

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4 years

Govt doesn't have money for bailouts. Hence it is saying open everything. Die if you have to, but don't come with a begging bowl.

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3 years

😭😭😭.

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3 years

When a trader tries his hand at cooking 😄.

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8 months

Mota bhai below 2900 will join HDFCbank in bullicide.

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3 years

Trading explained in 20 seconds

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1 year

Bounce that started from 18800 seems to be nearing its end. The next round of down move is likely from here. Just my 2 cents.

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11 months

Ek rupaye ka maal promoter 40/- mein bechta hai aur junta 100/- ka note le kar aa jati hai- Hume bhi do Hume bhi do. Ye haal hai mkt ka abhi

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1 year

Surprised to know people are paying fortune to buy tickets for watching a fixers sport 🤣🤣🤣.

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3 years

After a car accident in Delhi, a young guy comes out of his car, shouting: "Gaadi thok di, jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?" The other guy slaps him hard and says, "Dhyan se dekh ullu k patthe, main tera baap hi hoon!" Now you know how bad the Smog in Delhi is! 😂😂

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9 months

Bad results at daily super trend resistance. #SBI

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2 years

Duniya baithi hai, 16800 ke neeche bearish hone ke liye Kamina operator hai Ghalib, 16850 se hi palat jata hai.

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4 months

Gov should start a 3 years course in bachelors of driving before issuing driving licenses. morons on road are increasing exponentially.

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1 year

When you are born, you are given a name, a religion, a race.. - false identity. You spend rest of your life defending it. You don’t even know what you are and who you are.

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4 years

Nifty Auto P/E is at 724. How much more bullish will it get?

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9 months

HDFCbank remains within 1300-1750 range. 1300 is a good support. That is where LIC will come to buy 😜.

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1 year

Junk food is expensive. Junk food causes diseases. It is neither good for your pocket nor for your health. Give up junk food. Encourage others to give up junk food too.

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10 months

Nifty on top of the range in upward sloping channel. RR seems to be favoring shorts here.

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4 years

Nifty is barely 3% down from top, but few stocks have already corrected by > 10% from 52wk high.

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2 years

Time for some bear p0rn. Quarterly bearish engulfing candle, after a long long time. Abhi to party shuru hui hai.

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1 year

At peak of every bull market, promoter for this company comes up with some sorcery which fucks the stock for a looooong time. This is looking fugly to be honest.

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4 months

Eee kya huiii

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9 months

Chart for Warren Buffet fans - Wolfe wave in nifty small cap

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8 months

Guys, if you are into investing, you must watch the movie “the big short”. It will open your eyes to many many things.

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1 year

Ye wedge bahut bhari padega. Bear maaf nahi karega.

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5 years

Oh boy!! Oh boy!! Oh boy!! This is HUGEEE. Mota bhai ka Ram nam satya ho chuka hai. Getting rejected from 1) Trendline resistance. 2) 50% retracement 550-600 coming (notice weekly chart please). @TewaniManoj29

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3 years

Real video of BANKNIFTY at 36000.

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1 year

Indian couples at night.

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6 months

If this is the “export quality”, imagine what horse shit they must be selling in India.

@ndtv

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After Singapore, Hong Kong Bans Sale Of MDH, Everest Spices

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1 year

World has enjoyed prolonged period of incessant money printing by the US. Cycle has now reversed & pendulum will swing to the other side. Pain looks imminent

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2 years

You are a man with heart of gold @AlgoBoffin . As a friend, I pray what you predict come true. But deep within my heart, I have a feeling stocks are going down the drain. I’ll be happy to be proven wrong because I want you to be right 🙏.

@AlgoBoffin

ViPiN 😉

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Don't blame Bear or Bull or FII or DII if #Nifty50 closes above 200 DEMA on 30th June.

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2 years

Everyone was expecting a bouncer from Powell. Nobody expected a Googly from Das 😅.

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2 years

Jo is chart ka pattern samajh gya, wo sara game samajh gya.

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1 year

This looks like trend reversal to me. Short term, long term, only time will tell. But remember, all floods start with a trickle.

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8 months

Ji bhar ke deedar kar lo, ye level dobara jaldi nahi dikhne wale @AlgoBoffin

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4 years

Cost of running a train would be 10L. Cost of running 10000 trains would be 1000 crores. Can govt not spend such a paltry amount to repatriate poor people to their homes? Or is this not their country anymore?

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4 years

#WaFwd ...

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4 years

Murphy's law of intraday trading - The move that you've been waiting for all day long happens only when you exit your position 😝😝😝.

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Boliye Zubaan Kesri

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9 months

ZEEL investors to LIC:

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4 years

Fact

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7 years

If Dow keeps falling 5% everyday, we will get stocks for free in next 20 days 😂

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