Lagos boy with a Dubai skin 😊 | Born Salesman; I can sell anything | Banker | Realtor | ambivert but shy🙈 | Good & naughty, just say the side you wanna see.
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Then, he went on to describe how the journey on the road begins. As all the trucks, cars, and jeeps get loaded up, everyone offers prayers to their respective gods. Some have their kolanut
Had a very long conversation with a guy who was once into oil bunkering.
Man told me horrifying stories of their business.
I’d give the full gist later.
I think we need to respect Johnny drille and his wife’s Circle of friends.
Any of your secret is safe with them cos how can you keep this a secret for over year and chest no Dey pain you. Ah
Please I need help. I’ve swallowed my pride. Someone help me solve this or teach me how to solve this. I need to retain my Big Uncle Status. Just number 1 to 6. Please🙏🙏😩
I said let me go to Facebook and dust the cobwebs off my page as it's been a while. Omo they are just getting married and engaging themselves there oh. Them no send us for here😂
Twitter is another world entirely. We are just fighting gender wars and trolling people.
Selman: Brethren, in just few minutes, I want to show you a deep mystery of God’s grace...
2 hours later...
Selman: my time is almost up and I need you now to connect to the God of your salvation..
Apostle Joshua Selman changed my life and God will bless him so much.
You don’t get to be Segun Arinze cos you know how to act. You get to be Segun Arinze through years of consistency, experience and seeing it all.. Man delivered on the language switching and accent as expected in Afamefuna.
A thespian who deserves his flowers. 💐
Igbo men actually take out their time to marry very beautiful women and hoard them only to be shown on special days cos tell me why this mall is filled with very beautiful igbo women who are married. Igbo women are actually premium beauties.
It was nysc camp in Kano, we were all chilling during SAED and she said she was tired and needed to stretch her legs in Abuja for some days. Made some calls, hilux came to pick her inside camp. Found out at the end of camping that she was Tafewa Balewa’s grand daughter.
Emeka buys a soap for N100 in 2019 and was selling it for 120. In 2021, the cost price is 130, if emeka sells at 120 to you, he can't buy another one, cos he sold at a deficit already. And even if he sells at 150 to you, his profit margin is still the same N20 since 2019.
My colleague just got her long awaited promotion and not just promoted, it was backdated by 5 months meaning every benefit including salary accrued to that position would be paid in full counting from 5 months back. What better news to start the week with than this.
@Olumuyiwa__
Babe started answering phone calls with single words like 'ehm" "yes" "no" whenever I was around. Cracked her phone password (she's not smart with those). The last message that came in was "hope the sex wasn't painful". Guys I cried 😂
I took another amazing trip around the sun. Cheers to staying grateful while making my years count instead of counting the years.
Welcome to the first day of my new year. 🎉🎊
To memories
To Dreams
To life
The last 365 days has been super splendid.
God has blessed me, he has blessed me so much beyond my wildest imaginations and I am extremely grateful.
I am Thankful
It's my Birthday
Happy Birthday to me
🎂🥂🍻😍🎉🎈
@ieatclitss
Before it was girls like bad boys not nice guys.
Now nice guys are manipulative.
Just say you fell for the wrong hommie, and not generalise
It’s Testimony Thursday !!
This year has been my best year ever. But it didn’t start out like that.
Started the year with loosing every of my life savings to a failed business venture. Every damn kobo. I went into depression. Was so bad that I would be walking and talking.
I went for a walk in the evening and bumped into two guys hanging out. I asked if I could join them, and like typical guys, it was easy to start chatting. As we talked, we realized we were both Igbo and from nearby towns, which sparked a whole new level of conversation.
Had a very long conversation with a guy who was once into oil bunkering.
Man told me horrifying stories of their business.
I’d give the full gist later.
@aproko_doctor
I'm so introverted that I've spent a full weekend without leaving my room. Give me food, internet, light...you won't see me outside for a week.
@chemicalbrodar
There's something common in all pics..you could tell These ladies were happy.. Like he was that dream man they always wanted.. A king 😂
@lamide_black
Lolzz.. I've come to learn that People utter the words "I love you baby " at the release of dopamine and oxytocin. Wait till the chips are down
@The__Vyrus
It's simple. She has been performing wife duties hence he has been enjoying it all for free. So why should he pay for it. When she stops the cooking, frequent visits, sex and all. He would see the need to wife her.
Just discovered these Igbo gospel singers called Mr M and Revelation.
So I had been sitting on these wonderful Igbo songs for a long time.
My mornings are going to be starting out well henceforth.
So I'm out with my Big Bro & almost every Hour the wife has called just to check up on him. He will talk, giggle and blush🙄. The only people that has called me are those I'm owing money🥺
See ehn, some people are actually having the marriage of their dreams and enjoying it.
My Boss gave me an insight into his own kind of giving today.
He said he hasn't bought clothes in the past 2 years but has changed his wardrobe regularly.Every 6 months, he gives out his clothes and shoes and just like a law of nature,He gets new ones as gifts from people.
So apparently, if you believe that juju doesn't exist, you are invariably saying that miracles too don't exist cos actually both come from a supernatural power that defies science.
I take pleasure when a lady says "I have a boyfriend & I love him"😂 then I know it's me against one guy. But when she says "I'm single and searching"🙄😏 then I know we are many and it's a battle of who impresses the most.🤦🏼♂️
@Deola__Adereti
@VictorIsrael_
Delete number no, resave no ni.. I've learnt never to advise people in love. Just remove yourself from this matter, dem go use you settle And would send you Thier reunion jpegs.
Men will embarrass you.
How can your wife be the breadwinner, has you guys living in ikoyi and you have the strength to sponsor a lady to Dubai and even open a boutique for her on your wife's money.. Let me get the complet full gist, im coming.