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10 months

Mkienda kwa mama mboga alafu helb iingie😂😂💔

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6 months

Comrades shifting from 'Unakuja lini' to 'niokolee soo'

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1 year

Imagine tu nikiwa nimerelax hivi nione tu presidential escort ikikam kwangu,alafu Ruto atokee kwa lexus yake aniangalie alafu atoe machozi...Nijue hapa ni kunoma..alafu niskie akisema 'Deon you are my son!!'...nikue confused like whats going on here!!🙄🙄

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1 year

Kuna boyz hapa alichoma before tuingie exam room,After 30min Boyz alisimama akaanza kutembea class akituambia 40min remaining,Kiasi,akaanza ku harras lec ati "Kijana why are you standing??"Alilima lec kofi ikabidi lec amefanya exam,Ametuchunga mbaya,After kumaliza....

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1 year

raila anafaa aunde clones 10 zinafanana Ruto,atafute mercenary waende kwake usiku wa drop hizo clones huko,sasa maandamano ikifika clone moja iseme ime resign waanze kubishana nani ruto real,alafu clone moja ikue na jwa'nga kubwa ndio rachael akiambiwa a confirm nwanake ni nani

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8 months

Ukigraduate kutoka Garissa University 😆😂😂

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9 months

@PicturesFoIder Smh

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9 months

@Ryanair @ilouis871 Your staircase

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1 year

Sasa Raila angeenda USA afanyiwe plastic surgery afanane Ruto alafu tutume Specialnuts wa kidnapp Ruto, Raila akuje akue prezo ruto na yy tumbadilishe sura akue Raila...simple simpleee simp..😂😂🤌

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11 months

Ukinipea Bj piga testicles heady kama ndama bana😂😂💀

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1 year

Kuna day nimeita manzi sleepover kufika nikamchukua pale KFC nikashika chipo na mzinga tukaamua tufike kejani atleast nipewe kawairumu.Kufika kwa hao manzi akashtuka mlango yangu imeundwa na billboard ya campus kiasi kuniomba marvin nikachomoa kofia ya judge,juu ilikua late.....

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1 year

Kama kwenu ukiingia room ya kwanza ni sitting room,work hard my friend

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6 months

Macoolkids hukuwa n madoido Sana ,huyu anaita keja zetu za mabati ati "silver apartments"😂

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8 months

avoid using chrome as your browser,better use firefox or Microsoft edge or safari the most safest !!👇

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11 months

after ulevi unashangaa niaje bibi ako tight kumbe ulilala childrens home😂😂💀

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9 months

Aborted foetus imepatikana kwa mtaro hapa egerton,niwapee pic ama

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7 months

niliambiwa nichague inches ama fluent english,gess what I chosen😂😂😂

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8 months

I wanna kiss you during the rain, Thunder 👇😂😂😂

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1 year

Nakumbuka nikiwa mdogo tukitoka bank na mzae usiku, tulivamiwa mzae akua injured akafaint,Nikawaangalia hao thugs na hasira walikua na Tattoo ya snake kwa mkono nika mark nikasema nitakuja kurevenge💀Leo Githurai kuna boyz akinitoka simu kumshika mkono nikaona ile tat makosaaa...

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9 months

githurai unaenda police station ku report robery,unapata laptop iko reception ni yako😂😂💀

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7 months

mwanaume unafikaga second year mzazi anaanza kukutegemea😂😂😂

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8 months

akiperfom pia wewe squirt,wacha ujinga

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8 months

Ukipewa uperform, wacha uj!nga😒

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1 year

kuna my G alikua arrested for murder akapelekwa kamiti,mm nikaamua kuenda kumu break out,ndio niingie ndani i had to commit a crime so nikaenda kwa morgue nikaiba a dead body nd planted it in my house juu sikua nataka any blud shed,after a week neibas wakagundua an awful smel nd

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8 months

"babe enda tu raw,niko safe days" kaswende👇😂😂😂

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1 year

Online dating nayo sometimes hukua jaba.kuna dem nakumbuka tulijuana online then after a week we started dating.Tulikua tunakulana kwa chats,we kiss and all those couple things,after wiki mbili bana CD zikaisha ikabidi hiyo siku tumekulana raw na hivo hatujai ata onana,i was not

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9 months

my dad after me nd bros come for holiday👇 wewe wa green uko sure hapa ni kwenu😂😂

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9 months

kuna gay alinishow jana anibomoe anipee iphone....na btw hii iphone mpesa iko wapi😂😂💀

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1 year

Kidogo nipate Below avarage😭😭

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7 months

Kutoka asubuhi sahi ndo naona uwanja😂😂😂

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9 months

Tumewai panga heist na maboyz.hatukua na guns,tukachonga sabuni vizuri zenye zimekaushwa into guns.tukafika bank alafu kwa bags tumebeba speakers tunafinya zinalia kama gunshots ndo wasijue tuko na guns fake,security wote wakasurrender countees wakaeka doo kwa bags kupanga kutoka

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1 year

I wonder how girls can kiss each other na no big deal...wacha Mwanaume mwenzako akuekelee mkono kwa mabega😂😂..unaskia tu "hizi ni gani tena mzee😂😂👀

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1 year

Mnipee pickup lines mbiombio my pals😅😊👇...hapa Eu library💀Nilisema sitaki kua single tena😅😅🙌

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1 year

Love😭.Yesterday nimefika home late from My boyz place kuingia kwa hao Manzi yangu alikua hapo amejam.kuniuliza nimetoka wapi nikamjibu "its non of your business bitch"..akajam akanitupia simu,Microwave na fridge kwa kichwa💀.Akatoka nje akakaa hapo kwa stairs.Nikagundua nime..

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9 months

Kuna day nimepea mpoa impromptu visit.kubisha aka hesitate kidogo after kuingia kakanipikia nikakula alafu akanishow anafika class,kuingia online,my Telcom net ilikua slow kuenda ku change line ikaanguka chini,kuinama kuichukua nikaona boyz chini ya bed bana, after all that I

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9 months

kuna 4th year aliwai join grp yetu tukiwa fresha,the guy akajitambulisha kama lec akatutumia hadi notes na he scheduled a cat,buda sisi tume pullop jamaa alitukazia mbaya,anakushika na simu anararua paper unaanza tena..akatutishia discontinuation,ilibidi akikushika unaandika

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7 months

huyu tumekosana akajam akaenda kutoka nikamshika mkono nikamvuruta back kama nime mpea kiss,akaanza kufungua my shirt....

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1 year

" Nabweka unaona ni bangi sindio😐💀"naona ex wako amerudi na ki min skirt huku nimuume ama uko na feelings bado?"😅😅💔

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8 months

niko kwa mat nyuma kabisa niko shy kusema nishukishwe,nimepitishwa stage kama tatu😭😂😂

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8 months

nimefungua notes za highschool naona nilipata speed ya car 650km/hr shually😂😂💀

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9 months

mzungu akitaka ku commit suicide hukua funny,jamaa anapanda hadi 93rd floor,ako "oh ma God I'm gonna jump😭"kiasi hivi unaona gava imetuma backup ya Swat,Fbi,Dstv,NYPD, alafu na negotiater,jamaa ana sweet talk msee anachange mind wanamchukua hosi,anapewa maji, Kenya jaribu ku

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8 months

niko kwa aunt na akitoka bafu yeye huniita nimfungie bra buana,jana ametoka bafu na towel akajifanya ametegwa buana niikaona Mogadishu,sijui ni moves ama,tukiwa supper kumshow anipatilie chumvi,alitoa boob moja nje akaniskumia nayo,omwamba where are we heading as a country

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1 year

"Cheki josee, Ndo huyo teacher on duty bana fungua mlango man"😂😂💔

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1 year

Say no more😂

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8 months

heri kung'oa simba meno kuliko kukatia dem hana haga😂😂💀

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10 months

Egertonians, do you copy😂😂💔

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1 year

"Scenes this week,pale exam room!!"😂😂😭

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7 months

hiyo ngoma ya Christina, shusha nyavu, bana ina humble ata wasee wa Eminem 😂😂

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8 months

nakumbuka nimewai smash orphan akamoan jina 'daddy,nikasema" which dad,"😭😭

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1 year

Nakumbuka 1st year nilikua naishi na 4th yrs hostel.Jamaa walikua wanaleta dem mechi usiku alafu ananishow ati Niwapepete wakipiga mechi na nikijaribu kumbao akanitishia ataniingia Madagascar😭..Sasa nilikua nafunganisha Abdallah na uzi juu obviously ningembao😂siku moja.....

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1 year

Tao nimeona manzi fulani the other side of the road..kumpiga eye contanct akaniangalia akablush,Alafu ka upepo kakanza kupeperusha nywele yake ile desighn ya "prianca kachopra😂she approached so i did tukapatana hapo katikati ya road,kamvua kakaanza,Tuka cause jam kiasi,then.....

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7 months

"Mimi nikasema watu wanafanana huku nje"😂😂😂

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8 months

unaenda shule ya bubu huko kisii for charity unapata wakipiga stori😂😂💀

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1 year

Before Netflix and chill😅..Hapa ulikua unaskia oooorrr rightaaaaa..mpenzi mpenzi mtazamaji😅😅💔.....akamguza saidoni⚡

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8 months

nimepea kipofu pistol nikamdanganya ni blow dry💀💀😂😂

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6 months

nikiwa fresha dem alikuja sleepover akavaa boxer yangu, kuivaa kesho yake nilimbao all day😂😂

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1 year

Mnakumbuka huyu Tweep😑. Ivy" I Miss her hizi streets😭😭..Amewagotea btw

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11 months

Kuna siku nilikua natoka supa tuka collide na this beuriful akaangusha purse,kuenda kupick na yy alikua ameinama kupick mikono yetu ikapatana,eye contact kidogo tukafunga macho tukakiss kiasi akaniambia :we shouldnt be doing this...nikampea purse yake akaishia.kufika kwa

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8 months

seggs na mwarabu unaenda kumwaga nje buibui inakutega,mshazaa hassan😂😂

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7 months

nimeomba keja huyu anavaa boxer akidhani ni zangu kumamaye😂😂😂💔

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1 year

Mume heartbreak huyu vijana wa EU💀..anyway ebu pick uplines before ajiuwe😂😂💔

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11 months

Unpush mpoa kwa wall mkikiss kibera anamoan unadhani ni emotions kumbe ni mabati imemchoma😂😂💀

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7 months

kuna boyz wangu amekua shot ako icu sahi and I owe him 20k,sahi niko confused nimuombee apone ama???

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6 months

mzae anani bookia gari seat ya mbele alafu yeye anakaa nyuma,ni nini sijui hapa😂😂😭

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8 months

mtu huomba aje sex na kiswahili sanifu,kuna mtanzania hapa nataka kuteka😂😂

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7 months

mbogi imekuja nikiwatch becky ikabidi nizime microwave mbio mbio😂😂💀

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8 months

unakua kidnapped alafu unaona mzae ana please call thugs😂😂💀

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8 months

ama usiku ni malaika mjaluo anakuaga amesimama mbele ya jua💀😂😂

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8 months

dad alikuaga assassinated na some guy tukiwa kwa nyumba,nilikuaga kwa closet nikaskia akimwambia where is the gold,mzae after kuachwa aliniambia " mirror"akadedi. nilijam vibaya sana lakini nilimark tattoo ya assasin,after burial nikakua followed na black van,kuingia kwa nyumba

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8 months

kuna comrade ameambiwa chapo imeisha akatoa inhaler😂😂

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8 months

ukipeana dvd church alafu ukumbuke uliacha cd ya porn ndani😂😂

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1 year

Huyu comrade ametoa hizi vikombe zote wapi shually,pple mnapika busaa huku Egerton💀💀...

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1 year

Okay naishi Hostel mm.Kuna huyu roommate wangu ako na dem mm sina btw💀..so the girl hapendi huyu jamaa but msee anatoboka so she gives in na jamaa ni mu SDA..so mm hu smash huyo manzi na the funny thing manzi apeagi huyo jamaa mechi...so ile time wanaenda supper mm...

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1 year

Kuna day tumetoka baze tukienda home tukapatana na masanse,hapo tukajua leo tumenaswa,hiyo day boyz wetu mogaka hakua baze tukajua ako na bahati.hao masanse kutuuliza kama tumechoma tukakataa,wakaleta sniffer dog ku confirm kama ni true,tukajua leo tumenaswa,shockingly

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After kutafuta sidechick ilihapen mamas akajua 😓akanitext beb you bin playing me na ivy all along😭Mm sasa sikua nataka ku loose huyu naye nikakataa hadi aka apologise. Mm nikascreenshot hiyo meso nikatumia ivy "Amejua so tusare" niki await msamaha kumbe nilitumia mamas....👇

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Gachagua hukaa illitrate,Raila instead of Maandamano aspoil Riggy G na doo then amuambie mobilise military they organise a coup.Hii yote ifanyike silently,tuambiwe prezo ameenda Uk kumbe amefungiwa kwa basement anapigwa gefoi za foreheads.After a while watangaze Ruto found....

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1 year

Tunawatch series na mathe jamaa wakaanza kukulana remote haipatikani bana😂😂

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11 months

ama tunakuaga kama apps ukikufa ni malaika ame ku uninstall😂😂💀

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8 months

nataka kuwa serve na the darkest humours ever,shida ni mko na roho ndogo😂😂😂

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8 months

kuishi hostel nayo huwezi ata grow ki akili,unapataga tu uko room kwa bed kama ward,akili inafikiria tu chapo beans na the best business idea inakuaga kukua cartel wa ngumu hapo hostels,alafu sasa ma soldier hukua kama DEA,unapata kuna masnitch ukifikisha new shipment ya

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Nataka nijoin NYS siku moja nikitumua Iraq nipigie bibi yangu simu na laptop aanze kuniambia vile amenimiss anionyeshe tirries,kiasi my 1st born aanze kuniuliza "Dad when will you return?"nitokwe na machozi kidogo hivi msee anitupie grenade....

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8 months

ama floods ni malaika mkikuyu anakuaga amemwaga supu😂😂

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8 months

my dead father used to beat me up whenever i went home late, guess who's late now?

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1 year

Nimewai unda catfish acc pale Fb ya wash wash sasa nilikua napose kama mzungu. Kuna day i met this young man alikua so funny sasa mm hapo nasema natoka london then as we were chatting akaangusha kitu funny nilicheka nikamwambia "we mzee😂😂💔" hapo kikaniramba

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11 months

Unaenda cemetery kuongelesha deceased kama whites gaidi ina respond😂😂💔

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1 year

Why was glucose solution boiled before cooling at 40°C ?? 😂

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7 months

umewai jua matope ni vumbi iko horny ika wet😂😂💀

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7 months

cuzo yangu dem aliomba chali fulani number akampea ya mamake😂😂,women are seeing dust huku nje

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1 year

Ukipata pesa mob unakuaga insecure.kuna day nimepewa chama 10k,nikaamua kuenda vacation 5 star hotel nikalipia room 8500 nikabaki na 1500 fare ya kurudi juu nilikua nimebeba food yangu.usiku nikaenda kufunga curtain nikaona car imewasha lights nikajua im being followed very fast

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2 years

Hii class nayo siradi😓😓💔

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7 months

Egerton nayo imejaa simps,Tf is this😂😂🤌

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1 year

"Beb uko online na huwezi nitext😪💀💀 Beb:😂😂👇

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6 months

ukambani unajaribu kuongelesha kaburi kama whites ukilia unashtukia ikikuomba maji

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9 months

na imagine nitafika chemist nipewe hii dawa😂😂🤌

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8 months

sasa ukieza simama upside down mbinguni itakua earth alafu earth ikue mbinguni😂😂

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7 months

gari za kisii unaingia unapata driver amekalia sambasa😂😂

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9 months

naskia mathe anatafuta kamata,kumbe ndo nimeshikilia nayo infinix yangu nikichat

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10 months

Keep your life personal,ata wazazi hawajui niko campus gani,nilifanya transfer after selection nikigraduate nitaenda kwa hiyo campus nipigie picha gate niwatumie,dem sijawai wachukua kwangu,quickies kwa lifts,latrines na nyuma ya church hapo aki expose pia yeye ataonekana cheap..

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10 months

wheelchair zinafaa kuekwa system sasa,unaboeaka tao ata unaeza sahau uamke😂😂💀

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