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Dennis | DR Marketer + Copywriter
2 years
The Rise Of One-Person Businesses 10 reasons to jump on this million dollar opportunity
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Sean Connery was BASED
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I wonder how someone becomes an abortion doctor Like what's going on in your mind when you choose that as your career "Kill some babies? Hmmm.. yeah I guess I can see myself doing that for the next 30 or so years" Controversial tweet. Might delete!
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20 Things I Wish I Understood In My 20s
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Lord give me the confidence of a 22 year old giving life advice on Twitter
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Most people don't START their own business because: - They want to be rich - They want to buy fancy cars and houses - They want to "change the world" They start their own business because they have a problem with authority and don't want anyone telling them what the fuck to do
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If states were stocks I’d buy: • Utah • Texas • Arizona • Nevada • Florida And I’d short California
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😂
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It’s weird that people are bored at home Like... it’s YOUR home You made it that way
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Let's goooooo
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5 days after I switched from $4 coffee to making it at home
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Opening up 5 spots for my group coaching program Get ready to work HARD 💪 You won’t recognize yourself in the mirror 30 days from now
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@ZubyMusic Slaps aren’t assault People are soft
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The hardest part of quitting $4 coffee is deciding which French chateau to buy with the extra money
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People who don't finish their To Do Lists are breaking promises with the person they say they want to be
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It took Joe Biden 78 years to steal a presidential election But people quit their online business after 2 weeks
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If you can’t even do 20 push-ups, spare everyone the bullshit about changing the world Work on yourself first
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Feminists are like GPAs Highest you can go is a 4.0
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My beautiful gym has re-opened
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American girls would rather date an unemployed lawyer than a 6-figure plumber
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There's rich, and then there's *feeling* rich - Paying the extra $2.75 for guacamole at Chipotle - Ordering an Uber without hesitating - Flying in Economy "Plus" Most people don't care about being truly rich They're perfectly happy with a little extra freedom and convenience
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Buys 0.00007567 Bitcoin Updates Twitter Bio: "... and crypto investor"
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Men don't care if women are famous or successful A girl who can make really good banana bread is 100X more attractive (and useful) than a chick with a big social following
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Niggas pretending that they would be able to bag beautiful, monied celebrity women will never not be funny 😭💀 Meanwhile ya'll are intimidated by regular women with more than 5k followers on IG. Who you think you fooling?? LMAO
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Your life today is a result of what you did a year ago Your life a year from now will be a result of what you did today
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These old Camel ads hit different
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The reason every marriage should come with a prenup Is because 99% of women won't honor a verbal contract But I can do handshake deals with men (some, not all)... Because I know they'll follow through on their end -- Men: You word is your bond Women: Feelings
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Five Things The Masses Don’t Know - Vegan diets are unhealthy - Home schooling is better than public school - Info products and coaching have a higher ROI than college - Fasting is both normal and healthy - You can build a legit business on the internet
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@JoeCassandra Fast food restaurants used to be the cheap option Not anymore Now their prices are in line with what you used to spend at a lower end sit-down restaurant like Applebees Might as well cook at home unless you’re on the road
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Play the long game... It's worth it to pay more money for things you use every day - Coffee maker - Laptop - Mattress - Multi-tool - Shoes - Watch - Grenade launcher Most people do the opposite: They spend lots of money on one-time items and events
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Yesterday I listened to a podcast interview The guest makes $1.5 million a year He must have a really big team, right? Lots of employees? Nope He has one VA "Society overvalues labor leverage" -- @naval
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This guy closed Jeff Bezos' ex-wife for $57 billion But you can't close a client on a $2K deal? LFG!!!!
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1997: You dropped a 150 grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for a dollah fifty in late chahges at the public library -- 2018: You dropped 300 grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for FREE on the internet
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Short hair on a woman is like cargo shorts on a man
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Once a month, spend a few hours working from the lobby of the most expensive hotel in your city to surround yourself with beauty, wealth and achievement (Or rent an Airbnb with incredible views of the skyline or the beach) Why? Your environment will wire your brain 4 success
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If a man doesn't lift weights, his opinion about anything is immediately 23% less important
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He looks better than most men in their 20s
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Do not argue Do not explain yourself And do not apologize to strangers or enemies You owe them nothing
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Looks like @ZubyMusic has some competition
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People will throw away $30 on a shitty dinner, sugary dessert and soda But spend weeks wondering if a $30 book that can change their life is "worth it"
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Employee Year 1: Work 50 hours a week to make $ Year 2: Work 50 hours a week to make $ Year 3: Work 50 hours a week to make $ plus 3% Entrepreneur Year 1: Work 60 hours a week to make $ Year 2: Work 40 hours a week to make $$ Year 3: Work 20 hours a week to make $$$$
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Trust bodybuilders Question doctors
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Men who don't lift weights and women who don't cook are the perfect couple
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Most Western women can’t cook... And can easily be replaced by protein shakes, a slow cooker and Chipotle
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Life imitating art
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Big Tech supporting Ukraine while they walk past the homeless on their way to work 😂
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Moved into my new apartment in Medellín last night I’m on the 12th floor Here’s the view
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DM me if you wanna turn $4K into $0
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Kids: Public school slaves Parents: Cubicle monkeys Or Kids: Home schooled, free thinkers Parents: Work from home, location independent I wonder which option is better 🤔
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BIG NEWS 💰 I’m offering pre-built ecom stores for only $60,000 GUARANTEED to make you $100,000 in the next 30 days or I will personally DISAPPEAR with your money
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Good things in life: - Skinny, fit girls - Black coffee - Aisle seats - Pre-game conversations - Custom suits - Video chats with family - Sunset on the beach - Rooftop bars - Reading a good book twice - Whiskey on the rocks - When your Uber shows up early - Inbox zero
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One of the flaws of modern education is thinking it needs to take a long time - K-12 - 4 year in college - 4 years in medical school - 3 years in law school - 2 years for an MBA An 8 week business coaching program will do more to change your life than any of the above
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"Entrepreneurs aren't motivated primarily by money or status. Instead, they're motivated by a desire for four specific freedoms." —Dan Sullivan
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Following @wrathofgnon has ruined me Everywhere I look in my hometown I see ugly, impractical architecture and yearn for something better
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Hard Truths Of Life - Your desire to create won’t always be met with appreciation - Your desire to produce won’t always be met with consumption - Your desire to help won’t always be met with gratitude - You desire to improve won’t always be met with support
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Which books changed your life (non-religious)? I don't mean which books you found really interesting I mean books that literally changed the course of your life
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If your business is struggling, you don't deserve to: - Buy a new car - Buy new clothes - Buy new furniture - Go on vacation - Go to a concert - Go on a fun road trip - Watch hours of TV - Take weekends off - Enjoy a nice dinner - See your friends more than once a week
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He's right
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College is a waste of time... So is high school... And junior high... Most adults are using the basics they learned by age 10 Everything else is on-the-job experience
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4 years
Bruce chopped his 🍆 off, but Kanye is the crazy one?
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I could see myself getting a lot of reading done here
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High-value women (attractive, fit, low maintenance, few sex partners) get the best men, the best families, the most money, the most quality attention and the brightest futures Low-value women (unattractive, out of shape, high maintenance, many sex partners) get the opposite
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100x more respect for Tom Cruise after watching this
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You're only as good as your circle - Hang out with fat people and you'll get fat - Hang out with gym bros and you'll get fit - Hang out with entrepreneurs and you'll become an entrepreneur If all of your friends work in an office, it probably won't happen
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Paycheck Twitter hates the idea of $500 courses, but if you spread out the material over 4 years, charge $100K and give them a certificate they'll act like they hit the lottery
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Winter compound
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I wonder if the owner of a 7-figure construction business took a cold shower this morning to start his day with adversity
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You'd never waste money on a college degree if you had to pay in cash You only do it because loans don't feel like real money
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He looks better than most men in their 20s
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I think I need to build my own city Tiny — A few miles in diameter Walkable — One hour from end to end Local — Only small biz allowed. No chains or globo-corps. Beautiful — No ugly architecture Also, no cars allowed
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Coffee so black it drives the price of real estate down
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One of the biggest fitness lessons I've learned over the past year: You don't need to squat, deadlift, or barbell row to get into fantastic shape
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@MostlyPeacefull R.I.P Nashville
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==> 65 Ways to Dominate the 2nd Half of 2018 <== I need to write Chapter 26 of my upcoming book for freelancers… But I just realized it’s the 2nd half of 2018... - Do you remember your New Year’s Resolutions? - Do you remember how this was going to be “your year?”
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"El Salvador is a crypto utopia!" —Nerds who wouldn't survive a week there
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"I'm unfollowing you" Why? "Your tweet is stupid" But you didn't have a problem with my other 7,829 tweets "Doesn't matter. You're dead to me now."
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Naples, Italy 🇮🇹
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Gonna take a wild guess that the looters and rioters aren’t: • Business owners • Home owners • Book readers
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The Year Is 2021 You’ve moved into a large beach house You have a year supply of food, prescriptions, toiletries and supplements And your family is healthy and safe You work online so money is no issue Meanwhile, the pandemic continues to raise chaos around the world
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Imagine Harvard doing a Labor Day Sale Instead of $60,000 a year, you can just pay $30,000 Except they never do that Because universities don't give a fuck about their students Meanwhile, online courses are on sale for Labor Day AND give you an ROI Imagine that
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Too many freelancers operate like Waffle House - Low prices - Always open Think bigger, more premium, more exclusive for 2019
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If a man doesn’t have basic fighting skills, he shouldn’t be in a relationship or have kids
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American parents on... Daycare: "I want someone else to raise my kids" Public school: "I want someone else to educate my kids" Nursing homes: "I want someone else to take care of my aging parents" ... so you "love" them... from a distance 🤣
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@NuanceBro Imagine being arrested for having body armor It's sole purpose is to protect you
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@realgreggd Should be done in public, though
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Sugar babies are basically hookers on monthly retainer
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People who stop working out when they're in a relationship are a special kind of lazy You disrespect your partner You disrespect yourself And you get fat
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You're not going to believe this... But Harvard just dropped its price from $50,420 to only $29 for the next 10 people
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“tHe U.S. iS bAsIcaLly a 3rD wOrlD coUntRy” Ummm... ok
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I don't understand guys who are rich, but aren't jacked You've got the money for the best food, supplements and trainers But you're 30% bodyfat?
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Spot on 🎯 The lack of walkable neighborhoods/cities in the U.S. causes more problems than people realize
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Take a fat, Liberal office drone... - Stick him in the gym - Put him in better clothes - Help him start a business Introduce him to a group of positive, action-oriented men Guess what? He won't be a Liberal after 12 months
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LinkedIn is the way you act at work Facebook is the way you act at home Twitter is the way you act at 3am, throwing shit and starting fights after a pub crawl
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She was married to Heath Ledger when he died - Did she kill his baby? - Did she do it without telling him? - Did he kill himself after discovering what she did? Makes you wonder
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Michelle Williams delivering a passionate defense of a woman's right to choose: "Women, 18 to 118, when it is time to vote please do so in your own self-interest. It's what men have been doing for years."
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Personal finance "experts" tell people to: - Cancel Netflix - Skip Starbucks - Cut up their credit cards Because their audience is so unbelievably irresponsible when it comes to money that they need SIMPLE tactics But this is completely different from WEALTH-BUILDING tactics
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Basic Formula for Writing Landing Page Copy ✍️ Pre-headline with #1 problem ✍️ Headline with #1 benefit ✍️ 3-5 sentences with your target's situation ✍️ 3-5 bullets with Features & Benefits ✍️ Social proof (testimonials, media mentions, etc) ✍️ 2-3 Calls to Action
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