the funniest part of this is they bought Jet Ski's in Austin
granted, I'm not a local, but I've been to Texas, and I'm PRETTY SURE Austin ain't coastal baybee
To all the people saying "It's for policing on the river and lakes"
Yes, we know. We all know. It's just funny juxtaposition, how they're so eager to explain away the tactical cheetos, but can't talk publicly about the jet skis.