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If one of my posts makes you laugh, or just smile a bit, or makes your day a little bit brighter, in that merit may G-d soon send Israel many reasons for rejoicing and laughter.
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I keep rewatching and laughing again.
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So satisfying to watch
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The ultimate #JewishPrivilege
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Look @jack @Twitter @TwitterSupport you’ve been played. @MeerkatYitz tested your system and you fell for it. Will you admit your bias now? #FreeMeerkatYitz
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“Plant based rice” 🤨
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Remember when that lady poisoned her husband with fishtank cleaner and blamed Trump and the media ran with it? Just randomly popped into my head.
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@DefiantlyFree
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Ok I’ve seen enough and I need to speak out. Guys. It’s ‘both sides of the aisle’, not ‘both sides of the isle’. Carry on.
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YUP
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Remember when medical workers were cheering on BLM protests? Cuz I remember.
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Just held a persons hand as they died alone, without their family or loved ones by their side. Glad you enjoyed your meal.
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I guess this is my Official Twitter Pregnancy Announcement.
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Lady next to me in the grocery is triple masked and wearing gloves and muttering ‘I’m gonna die’ to herself over and over again.
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It's not so boring at home... It's just interesting that one bag of rice has 7,635 grains and the other bag has 7,641.
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@DefiantlyFree
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Sooooooo the phone number I gave him? That’s the scammer from this morning. The End.
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@DefiantlyFree
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It disgusted me when some Republicans compared Barack Obama to Hitler, and it disgusts me that Dems are comparing Trump to Hitler now, and our immigration policies to Nazism. STOP MINDLESSLY TRIVIALIZING THE NAZIS. Just stop!
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People who use ‘for the greater good’ unironically are always the villains.
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"We have to start doing things for the greater good of society and not for idiots who think that they can do their own research, or that they are above the law and they can break the rules." - Don Lemon
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The hammer and sickle is just as revolting as the swastika.
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Too soon
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Hey, @AOC there were people during the riots you supported and encouraged who suffered through the same trauma and fear of death you felt on the sixth. Oh, except many also lost businesses they built. You didn’t care. You aren’t more special or important than they are.
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Here is @AOC lecturing and condemning the people who called for rioting to end in the spring. She said this two days after a police precinct was infiltrated and burned to the ground.
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People will excuse the worst travesties rather than admit that the man they voted for is a failure.
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@AG_Conservative @chadfelixg @roflinds So many people in the comments just taking her word for it. There’s no proof that these are the same kids, and I see zero reason to believe her.
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I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
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I love this way too much
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Guy in the 👆🏻 video is @arron_crascall
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I totally hear this
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Am I the only one who doesn’t believe Northam should resign over a pic from 1984? He should resign over the baby killing comments, though. And so the Dems turning on him now works out quite nicely.
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Mazel tov, it’s a Purple girl!
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There is more fascism in this video than there was during the entire Trump administration.
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LOL. @mtgreenee called Guam a foreign land. So members of the Guam National Guard paid her a visit. (Guam has been a U.S. territory since 1898 and its residents are U.S. citizens.)
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Gather round, friends, for a love story that is still better than Twilight: I have been approached by a sweet and kind and wealthy soul, who was willing to look away from my sordid past if I would only allow him to shower me with riches.
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I don’t care if you think the baby’s only smiling cuz she’s gassy, the smiles are still real to me.
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Fascinating how the people who manage to make absolutely everything about race draw the line at the Holocaust.
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Sparks fly as The View panel confronts Whoopi after she says "the Holocaust isn't about race. No. It's not about race." "Well, the considered Jews a different race," Joy Behar says. "But it's about white supremacy. It's about going after Jews and Gypsies," Ana Navarro adds.
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StoryTime: For the past few weeks I’ve had a scammer calling, same guy, different numbers. I’d pick up and hear ‘This is the Social Security administration, yadda, yadda, yadda’. At first I would just hang up the phone in annoyance...
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I’ve posted this before, but it’s just so beeeyootiful
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It would never have occurred to me to dig through someone’s tweets after they were murdered to determine if they deserved it or not.
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I guess the irony of the government *allowing* Independence Day gatherings escapes him?
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President Biden says small gatherings may be possible by the Fourth of July. “That will make this Independence Day something truly special: Where we not only mark our independence as a nation, but we begin to mark our independence from this virus”
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Every time I hear Kerry speak I remember people wanted him to be president.
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At a certain point it’s not incompetence anymore. It’s deliberate. Nobody is this stupid.
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SCOOP: U.S. officials gave the Taliban a list of names of U.S. citizens, green card holders & Afghan allies to grant entry into the outer perimeter of the city’s airport, prompting outrage behind the scenes from lawmakers and military officials.
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I want this pillow
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We now own a cast iron pan. Those are the ones you wash in the dishwasher, right?
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Unpopular opinion: Cake is better with no frosting.
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Excuse me wat
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I was today years old… LOL
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This made me laugh really hard
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Wow, who says this out loud?
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“It’s my office, the building I love most in the fucking world. I used to call the Capitol my girlfriend. I’ve devoted 15 years of my goddamn life to that building,” said freelance reporter Matt Laslo, choking up. “Now? I don’t want to be there.”
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Please stop lying to me, nothing made with beets is delicious.
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I think I’m going to start watching really old shows, starting new shows just isn’t worth it. So tired of all the political messages just awkwardly thrown in to every show.
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There’s a little human kickboxing me from the inside right now.
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I just walked past fresh dill in the grocery and told myself “It’s not such a big dill” and cracked myself up, send help.
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Me to Baby Purple: Wow, you are going to be someone’s big sister soon! Purplina: Who says? Maybe she’s gonna be someone’s big brother!
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This is amazing
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Republicans had the Presidency, the House and the Senate. Why didn’t you fix it?
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10 years ago, the IRS targeted conservatives. 5 years ago, the FBI abused the FISA process to spy on the Trump campaign. And now we find out that there’s still “widespread” abuse of the FISA process. Democrats don’t care to fix any of it.
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Need help finding a lost four year old
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😬😬
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My jaw just actually dropped
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“This idea of parental choice, that’s great if the parent is well-educated," says @NHDems Sen. Jeanne Dietsch. "But if the dad's a carpenter..." @NHGOP @TheNHSenate #NHPolitics
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