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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Can’t we just sit down for once and try to be a family?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, it’s Halloween.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Does Michael Myers work at a photo lab now?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Don’t our Halloween decorations look wonderful?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Michael Myers is a blonde?!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Is that, that old woman from “Titanic?”

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, I thought the aching in my back was bad.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Michael Myers and that psychiatrist by the name of Loomis are friends now?! John knew about this and he didn’t tell us. He knew.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

All I want for Christmas is for my butt to look like hers.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Michael Myers was President?! #PresidentsDay

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I don’t know how Kelly Meeker walks around with those things. Oh, dear.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Wait a minute, Michael Myers has a son?! John knew and he didn’t tell us. He knew.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

John, I was going through some old photographs today and I saw a picture of Nurse Jill Franco and Michael Myers together. You knew they were dating, and you never told me, John. You knew.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I’m getting out of here.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Michael Myers? What makes you think he’ll come back here?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I though Casper was supposed to be a friendly ghost.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, it’s so hard to be a healthcare worker these days.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Are you here to cut down the tree in the backyard?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I’m confused. If Michael Myers was shot in the eyes, how does he see? He must be like that actor by the name of Al Pacino in “Scent of a Woman.”

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Doesn’t my daughter have just the most beautiful red hair? #NationalLoveYourRedHairDay

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

For the last time, sir, I don’t want to buy that mask for my grandson for Christmas.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I was watching the “Jerry Springer Show” earlier. These two women said they were in love with Michael Myers, and they started fighting over him. Oh, dear.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

John, I was watching Music Television today and I saw a music video with Michael Myers in it. He has a rock band now. You knew and you didn’t tell me, John. You knew.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

That psychiatrist by the name of Loomis came by the house today and offered to have drinks with me. I think he was trying to seduce me. Oh, dear.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

This is exactly why I won’t let Danny dress as a clown on Halloween.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I think this young man is related to our family somehow, but John doesn’t claim him. With hair like that, I can see why.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, is that a mummy?!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, I think I just saw Michael Myers in my room!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, it’s Friday the 13th. I sure hope that Freddy Voorhees guy doesn’t terrorize Haddonfield today.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

That psychiatrist by the name of Loomis really makes me nervous when he pulls out his firearm.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Get excited. We’re having meat loaf tonight!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

If you're looking to buy or rent a home, check with my husband, John. He's the owner of Strode Reality. He's a wonderful real-estate agent. He's won plenty of awards for his work.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I had an accident with the cranberry sauce. Oh, dear.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Wait a minute, that Jason Krueger guy can drive?! John knew and he didn’t tell me. He knew.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I don’t know why no one ever wanted to buy this house. It’s really nice, and we got it at a great price.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Wait, Michael Myers stole Clark Griswold’s station wagon? John knew about this and didn’t tell me. He knew.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I really wish that psychiatrist by the name of Loomis would stop hanging around our house at night. He really scared me yesterday. I think he said, “Get your butt away from there.”

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I have to take down all of these Halloween decorations today. I normally wouldn’t have a problem with that, but I keep feeling like someone’s watching me.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

1 year

How do you like our Halloween decorations?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, that’s the last time I try to cook octopus.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I know I’m not a very good baker, but none of my cakes have ever come out looking that bad. #FridayThe13th

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I tried to make the Haddonfield cops cupcakes for Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, but it didn’t go so well. Oh, dear.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, I had the worst dream that Michael Myers was hiding under my bed.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Good thing John wasn't home to see this thing someone left in our yard for Halloween. He gets so worked up over things like that. John, they're just kids.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

That teacher looks very familiar.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

And this is exactly why I buy the kids Dr. Thunder, instead of Dr. Pepper.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

11 months

This show should be taken off the air!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I saw someone in our backyard last night. He was exposing himself. I think he may have been…masturbating. Oh, dear, next time I see him, I’m calling the cops.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

You know, I met Jason Bateman once at the JC Penney. Isn’t that neat?!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

That psychiatrist by the name of Loomis has his own cheerleaders now? When did he get so popular?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

1 year

Wait a minute…who is that?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I’m so worried. John has run out of money and is stuck at Crystal Lake. I heard there’s a killer there by the name of Freddy Krueger that haunts your dreams. Oh, John, please, come home soon.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

It never fails. No matter where John goes, he is always meeting satisfied customers. He’s truly a wonderful man of the people.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Look at the reindeer outfit I just bought. John’s going to love it! I’m going to wear it every day leading up to Christmas.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I want one of those “Cops Do it by the Book” shirts. They look so comfortable! But I’d wear mine with pants.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I thought I lost my glasses again, but it turns out that they were on my face the whole time.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, Michael Myers is back! But I though he only comes back on Halloween.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, I think I saw some Gremlins in Haddonfield last night.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

This man dropped by the house today and said that he found this mask near our mailbox. Oh, dear. What makes him think Michael Myers will come back here?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

1 year

Is that a special-needs kid?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I wish that psychiatrist by the name of Loomis would stay away from our house. He really gives me the willies.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Doesn't John look so handsome in his bathrobe?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Doesn't Danny look cute in his new pumpkin mask?

Kara Strode

@KaraStrode6

2 years

My bastard father bought Danny a new mask for Halloween and told him to keep watching tv for a big giveaway. Why do I feel there’s something else behind this?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

That Michael Myers was a very disturbed little boy. Sometimes I get this bad feeling that Danny will end up just like him.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, our house looks much different than it did back in the ‘70s…

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

John, I just found out that the South Bend Shovel Slayer used to live in our house. In 1958, he killed his entire family and a bunch of people in Haddonfield. And you knew and you didn’t tell us, John. You knew.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

John, I saw a documentary that showed some of the women that live at Crystal Lake. They’re gorgeous, and they walk around half-naked. That’s why you went there, didn’t you? And you knew, John, and you didn’t tell me. You knew.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

John, I was just watching TV and I keep hearing about something called “ #HalloweenEnds .” Why is it ending, John? Is this the last year the world celebrates Halloween? Is there a new holiday that will take its place?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I heard that the whirlpool at Haddonfield Memorial is really romantic. Maybe John and I can try it out for our anniversary. After we dine at Applebee’s, of course.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, no, he’s here to kill me!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

1 year

Is that, that creature man in the movie by the name of “Jeepers Creepers?”

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

1 year

Today’s Jerry Springer episode is really good, but I’m a bit confused. What is GWAR? Is that the cult that worships Michael Myers?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

This young man should definitely not be taking care of a baby.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Look what I found on Tim’s bed. Oh, dear, we have a snake in the house! It left its skin right here! I’m calling John. I’m getting the children out of here, at least until I know what’s going on.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, I think I just saw the ghost of Buddy Holly upstairs. It was on this day back in 1959 that he was killed in a plane crash. I’m getting the children out of here, at least until I know what’s going on.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

1 year

Oh, dear, is that mustard?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, Kara fell out of the window again. I kept telling her not to stand so close.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Is it just me, or does Dr. Challis’ ex-wife look a lot like Annie Brackett? Wait, a minute, is that Annie Brackett? Is she secretly married to Dr. Challis? Did they have kids together? I can’t believe John knew this and didn’t tell me.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, I hope I never see him while I’m hanging sheets on my clotheslines…

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

1 year

A man with an axe like this really scares me. Oh, dear. #InternationalAxeThrowingDay

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

I don’t understand why people think that Jason Krueger guy is so bad. One time I was watching “The Arsenio Hall Show” and he was a guest on it. I found him very entertaining.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Last night, John had a bad reaction to the cake I made him. I think the cream cheese might have been expired.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, did that RoboCop guy do that? #NationalMichiganDay

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

1 year

Danny said he wants to get this tattooed on his wrist. Is that the logo for some kind of rock band?

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Someone’s been tampering with our mailbox. That’s a felony offense! John’s after them now.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Someone just called the house and said, “We want your child.” I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to do your Christmas shopping at Kohl’s, like everyone else. Danny isn’t for sale.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Danny said that he saw one of those spy balloons outside. Oh, dear. They must be after my meat loaf recipe!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

No, Tommy, I don’t want to talk about Michael Myers or horror movies, I’m trying to watch Ricki Lake. So, if you’d excuse me, I’m hanging up right now.

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Oh, dear, did that psychiatrist by the name of Loomis spill coffee on his hand?!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

1 year

Is that Michael Myers?! He looks like a raccoon!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

2 years

Kara, close the curtains. That creepy Doyle boy will see you!

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Debra Strode (Parody)

@Debra_StrodeH6

1 year

John didn’t want me to share this picture, but I don’t see how it could hurt his candidacy for mayor. He’s a hero! So he should be proud of the time he dressed like a Power Ranger for Halloween.