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Compassion is power and a smile is its sword. Let my soul smile through my heart & my heart beat through my eyes. Investor, dreamer and satirist. ❤️🥸

Calgary
Joined March 2014
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Older people remember well that, any car trip on most roads meant a windshield/grill covered in bugs crushed by impact. Today this no longer happens in the same way. Where did the insects go?
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Dolly Parton smoking with Willie Nelson ❤️‍🔥
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Come on man! My luck, 250 million year old salt and it expired two years ago. Damn. ⌛️
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I replaced a broken blind with my Costco receipt. 😉
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That's hot! 🔥🚒
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Total Class! On the day the Toronto #Raptors held their championship parade, the Golden State #Warriors took a full-page ad out of the "Toronto Star" to congratulate the franchise on its first title. #NBA 🏀
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Yes or No?
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Blue Mycena Mushroom 💙💙💙
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From 2.5 months to 2 years 😳😯
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Journalists celebrating the Freedom of Marijuana in Thailand ❤️👀🙏.
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You kids are soft today! 😀🗡️
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Doc and Marty made it to 2021 ❤️
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Robin Williams ❤️
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Photos of my gender reveal party. I had to outdo my neighbors fire. It's a boy!
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Let's Party!! 🥳🌬️
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I quit smoking 20 years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel on the balcony. 🐫🚬
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@PolitPaige Are you inviting me? 😉☺️
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Never underestimate the sheer strength of a duck! 🦆🦢
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On this day 40 yrs ago, Terry Fox began his Marathon of Hope in St. John’s, Newfoundland. He ran the equivalent of a full marathon every day for 143 days until his cancer spread and ended his life. A hero to Canadians he helped raise $ for research, cures & hope for us all. 🇨🇦
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Introducing the VW Camper Boat 🛥️
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Puff Puff Pass....the #PufferFish is a gateway drug for dolphins. Puffer's release a toxin meant to protect it from attackers but the toxin affects #dolphins differently. It gets them high and they pass the puffer fish around in a circle until all are blissfully satisfied. 🐡🐬🐬
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Tomorrow is a tough day at the hospital for me. My wife is taking me but they are going to poke me and prod me. I am tired of fighting but I do it for her. I love her so much, all I want is more time with my lady. I love you guys too. I share my shit online because this is home.
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My neighbor really loves Christmas. Look at all the trees in there! 🎄
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I don’t know about you but this cabbage field makes me want to buy a flamethrower.
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Weed will ruin your health and lungs! 🤥🌬️
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Legends of Cannabis
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I know what you want, and here is is! A grinder hack for your happy little trees. 🍃🌬️
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☀️🌱🌬️
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NEW HOME WANTED! Bella is an 8 week-old Sheppard puppy, I bought her as a surprise for my gf for Xmas but it turns out she's allergic to dogs, now looking to find her a new home. I don't want any money just free to a good home. Angie is 45 years old & a caring woman who cooks.
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#DogDiary Day 22, no one suspects a thing!
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Emotional Support Animal Kit
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A baby hummingbird drinkin' from a raspberry. 🍓🐦
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"Why is my bowl empty br0?" 🐶
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The last photo of Robin Williams. ❤️
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Did you bring the Key? The key to happiness. 🗝️🌬️
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Glass Gem Cherokee Indian corn. 🌽
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The 12th day of Xmas, twitter gave to me 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 strangers lurking, 10 gurus following, 9 links to click, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 buds4sale, fiiivvvvee drama queens, 4 followers, 3 notifications, 2 tags & a creep who wont stop Inboxing me!
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#BreakingNews Keith Richards was attacked by COVID19. The virus died soon after. Keith lives on. (satire)
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Wake 'n Bake 🥣🌬️
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@catturd2 @presley77777 President Joe Biden, 78, stumbles twice then falls up the stairs of Air Force One President Biden fell as he climbed up the stairs of Air Force One on Friday. On Thursday, he referred to Vice President Kamala Harris as President Harris.
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Out there busting nuts and smoking weed, like a bad boy. 🐿️
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No one laughed the last time I tweeted this one. Try it again haha. 🚽🍄
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Wood you look at that!
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I am planning to work again! It has been almost 5 years now and my health hates me. My goal is for spring. There is a cannabis store opening close to home. I might apply as a budtender. Might be too late in life to start a new career. I am 54.
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In case you're having a bad morning, this is how they weigh Koalas. 🧸🪵
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If anyone knows Kim Kardashian, let her know I found her eyelash on the highway. 👀
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We ask 🇨🇦 to reclassify #Cannabis #seeds from Schedule I & remove restrictions towards the sales of seeds; allowing all Canadians equal access to viable Cannabis seeds to produce their own Cannabis. 4 days left! 437 signs still required to be heard! ✍️
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🌱❤️
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Vineyards growing on Canary Island in Lansarote. There are more than 300 volcanoes on the small island & the soil is mixed with a lot of ash. Almost no rain there, no artificial irrigation, the plants feed on dew and thicken the ′ walls of the cones around it. 🍇
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I recently bought a toilet brush. I wasn't that happy with it so I'm going back to toilet paper.
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Evolution
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An amazing photo of baby octopuses still in their eggs. 🐙
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Jolly Jingletokes! 😀🌬️
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Hello Dears, I'm new to twitter ~ Mrs. Bout Fired
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Nice garden Dragon Fly out of rocks. 👌
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I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable..... One day I hope to be a #bouillonaire .
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I quit smoking weed today. Right after I saw a giant squirrel breaking into parked cars.
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A truck loaded with 1000's of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded.
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Canadian booty twerk flash mob waiting to happen. 🇨🇦
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#Recipes - FeetLoaf 😀
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#NewStrains Snap, Crackle, Pop from Tweed 😀👍
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I should have worn sunscreen, the legs got baked yesterday. 🌞
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Tasty Ass Crackers!
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Dan Bilzerian in a five years 😁
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Amazing shot ! 📸 Photo by ThruKurtsLens Photography
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Tough day again. I had a weird seizure. My brain is scrambled. Still really optimistic that I will actually work this year. I am improving my strength and stamina through all this, I refuse to give up!
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The REAL DANGERS OF WEED 🤤🌬️
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@JonErlichman Elon's not done yet! 🛒🛍️
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The doctor insisted I burn fat. 🥓
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Where it all started. $MMJ.c
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UFO CAUGHT ON TAPE!!! 🛸
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I was not born rich. Can't say I will die rich either. I left home before grade 10, lived in parks and cars. What I did learn, is to save money, no matter how little I made. I put it away and never spent it for many years. Even a street kid can get rich. #CompoundedReturns . #TFSA
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The time I dropped shrooms and couldn't get the stove to work. 🍄🍳
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Evolution of the Phone Booth 📞
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🎄🎄 Tree Lot 🎄🎄
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Possibly, the best camper ever built #VW
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Lego Beehive!
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It doesn't work for everyone! 😂🌬️✌️
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I have my last eye surgery today. I went blind in one eye and the other was going too. Now I have better than 20/20 vision again. This last part they fire a laser at my eye and affect the lens they put in. It hurts like hell. I cried for days on the other eye. Its over today!
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Well, the tree is up. Have a look. 😁
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About 10 years ago, I was walking home from a slow-pitch baseball game and party with my team. I was a bit drunk, so I walked instead of driving. On the way home I was mugged from behind and woke up in the Rockyview Hospital in #YYC , with a #TBI #concussion . (1 of 13)
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⛳️🏌️‍♀️😁
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Cannabis would seem to be a gateway drug to excellence. Maybe it's not the type of thing to be afraid of after all. Try running and swimming drunk and then we can talk further.
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Message of thanks to all my twitter friends who constantly keep picking me up. It makes a big difference to this man's life that people I often have never met become better than family. I need and appreciate you. Thank you! It has to be said.
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Remember two things. The water is very cold and 90% of this is submerged. It is much bigger than it looks.
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"Finally the tourists are gone." 😁
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