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@townhallcom I look forward to the day when we stop being lectured by people with private jets

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@ErinStuvek I like to retort back things like "you're welcome for our supporting the social security system with our hard work, just say 'thank you' and walk away"

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@pearlythingz Mary Magdalene wants to have a word with you Redemption comes thru Christ alone. Thank you Jesus for the grace to amend our lives.

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@Pastor_Gabe I'll take things that never happened for $100 Alex

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@rpphotovideo @AP Ok boomer

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@redeemed_zoomer @jathanasius1 Just ignore the verses you don't like lol

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@5Solas2 Remember that time the Bible described Solomon's Temple and Catholic Churches are built like that? Sola scriptura indeed lol

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@Protestia Thanks for the props! I agree, Catholics are awesome!

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@sheridanlooks @AP Someone knows nothing about the Catholic Church

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@_julia_meloni Learn it in Latin.

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@dantypo Obamacare increased my monthly premium from $500 to $3500. People called me a liar, I provided proof. They covered their eyes. Of COURSE gov't intervention increases costs. One of my friends from high school is a physician. He couldn't open his own practice because he would

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@FaithWithMase Sola scriptura bros forgot about John 6

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@Flwd_Perfection @Kdubtru my (your) people realized that we (Catholics) eat the body and drink the blood of our God and converted. cry harder

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@LibertyCappy Your phone is always listening.

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@BVMConsolatrix yeah, how DARE anyone show reverence to the Creator of the Cosmos

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@5Solas2 remember that time Jesus was on the cross and gave Mary to John and John to Mary? Cool story bro

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@BishopBarron I pray his conversion leads many others back to the one true Church. Thanks Bishop

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Catholics should be independents, not partisan. No US political party represents our interests fully. Don’t choose ideology over faith.

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It is my abject conviction after 26 years as a Catholic priest perhaps the greatest danger in American Christianity is that we have replaced religion with politics. In this, we have taken all the worst elements of religion and adapted them to our politics. We have decided that we

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@DaisyIsNotHere Just came here to say to have some wine on hand 😆

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@ThomasPolega lol parody account

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@smashbaals Imagine not knowing that proclaiming the Gospel is required in literally every single Catholic Mass

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The more I study Protestantism the more I realize there aren’t just 30k or 50k or 100k different faiths; there are millions upon millions of faiths all with individual interpretations of scripture and a lack of obedience and authority.

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What’s more confusing than a non-Catholic explaining to me what I’m getting wrong about a Bible verse? 20 different non-Catholics offering 20 different explanations of what I’m getting wrong about a single Bible verse. It boggles the mind.

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@ZuzusPedals1510 @KeytarCatholic Be an adult and ignore them. Or, better yet, get to know them and offer to help instead of being a sour whiner.

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@USCatholic @HeidiSchlumpf Call me crazy but imma go ahead and take aquinas’ word over Heidi’s

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@cancelwok3 I gladly carry the cross of Christ with you, sister. It’s not meant to be easy: it’s meant to be worth it

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Confession: kind and number, people. Should take two minutes, tops. People are waiting. Don’t be a confession hog.

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@dantypo I make more than I've ever made before in my life. More than the majority of Americans. And exactly this. What the heck? Ordered from Costco today for household necessities. Nothing fancy, no lobster or specialty cheese: 400 bucks. After spending 250 yesterday at the grocery

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@Protestia Bro, I'm already Catholic, don't need any more convincing!

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@EdtheSock @rightscholar Leftists: always suppressing speech they don’t like

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@Pastor_Gabe I know I always ask my kids for advice about their salvation instead of guiding them

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@BWay124 @HumansNoContext Remember that time the Australian govt put people in covid concentration camps

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@NCRonline let the hand-wringing commence

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@USCatholic Remember that time God decided to incarnate himself via a women? Yeah, we know. But your idea of “feminism” was invented in the 1960s. The Church has done more for respecting women than any other faith has ever in the history of humanity, and your third wave feminism has

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@AtheistTakes Wait until you find out about Catholic relics

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@Apologetics941 @Truth_matters20 So, no pictures of family members up on your walls, right asinine

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@CatholicFQ It’s ugly and creepy as hell in person

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Y’all are failing, one by one. Only one will remain: the one holy Catholic and apostolic Church under the Pope of Rome And the gates of hell shall not prevail

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Denominations need to matter again. The church MUST MUST MUST build large interconnected institutions. Non-denominationalism makes the church have zero institutional influence on society

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@AwaitChrist @claudiusdagr8 Imagine quoting exodus when talking about a Christian sacrament but ok

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@MRibnek Why do ideologically left Catholics hate conversion stories

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@Pastor_Gabe Remember the transfiguration? That was cool

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@FrMatthewLC Such a strange interpretation of Catholic social teaching / morality. Depressing, even.

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@wroyrose @ksorbs Sigh. Nov 1 is a Catholic Holy Day, we literally celebrate ALL HALLOWS EVE, e.g. Hallowe’en, because we are required to go to Mass to celebrate all those in heaven. Sounds devilish eh

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@katholisch_de Wait until he finds out that the TLM existed before there was a Pope Francis.

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@JeremyTate41 My wife stopped teaching at a Catholic private school and started homeschooling; I got extra work to offset.

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@robbystarbuck @HRC totally thought HRC was Hilary Clinton lol

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@rightscholar @FeserEdward Pretty sure everyone agrees that the “sexual Revolution” happened in the 1960s. Humanae vitae tried to forestall the result, as did JPIIs Theology of the Body, but let’s look at the result nonetheless: empty churches, empty vocations, sexual predation, Catholics for Choice, etc

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This is a problem. We need our priests for the things none of the rest of us can do: sacraments. Instead we expect them to be 80% manager and 20% priest (or worse). It wears them out. I don’t know what the solution is. Deacons aren’t regarded in the same way as priests, but

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Oh gosh, thanks for asking! It’s not the country. As a pastor of two parishes, one of which was significantly neglected, I constantly have 10,000 things I’m trying to juggle and balance out. We have limited financial resources and an incredible amount of problems to fix. It’s

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@JimSichko Parody account?

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@PrayTheRosary12 Feels like 10 years

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@olsenjimmy999 @Burgess7281975 Sola scriptura. Well, except for those pesky Catholic-belief-affirming verses lol

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@fviv @JayeJaybird54 remember that time Biden supported abortion up until the moment of birth and wanted you to pay for it

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@spincity615 quick someone tell John to revise his Gospel especially 20:19

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@5Solas2 Oh? Which part? Remember that time youse stole your dogma and profession of faith from us? Yeah, your faith is in our Catechism lol

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@archi_tradition Belfast.

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@wideawake_media God is clear we are to be stewards of creation. Me? I don't have a private jet nor an H1 Hummer. I also don't live in a mansion, consuming far more than my fair share. Matthew 7:3-5

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Yeah, Catholicism IS the Bible lolzzzz These tropes never die; y'all afraid of losing church members or what

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@LibertyCappy Texas isn’t the south nor the southwest. It’s Texas.

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@ThomasPolega That's not Catholic.

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@JoshBuice Did you kneel down and thank the martyrs who shed their blood so you could mock them?

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@a_layne96 so stunningly original and brave, definitely not weird novo-American Protestant propaganda

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@5Solas2 lol where's that in muh Bible or we just makin' things up when it's convenient

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@ThomasReeseSJ @RNS Pacifism for thee but not for me

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@ProtecttheFaith Irreverence towards holy communion explains a lot.

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@Catholicizm1 We literally have St. Nick!

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@BrianKillian “Eucharistic ministers” meaning “the priest and deacon?”

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@HeidiSchlumpf @cwwhiteNCR @NCRonline

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@rightscholar Ah yes, the leftist response: unforgiveness, suspicion, condemnation, and making sure no one has any fun or enjoys anything

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@whpub @5Solas2 Imagine not knowing what the Didache is. Or Iranaeus.

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@jamielmanson @Catholic4Choice what in the literal hell

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@RussNRoses @BreeSolstad we veil that which is sacred. Even though society says Catholics "oppress women," we are actually the progenitors of women's rights historicaly. We veil the chalice that holds the Blood of Christ. We veil the tabernacle that holds his Body. Mary, the Mother of God is always

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@pope_head Thank God for progressive, secular humanist modernism to show us all our backward ways

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@Truth_matters20 lol you guys just make new stuff up every day to attract attention or something

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@redeemed_zoomer “Constantine’s church” get outta here with this anti-Catholic propaganda lies

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@MendezNSonsInc @Burgess7281975 @SolitudeLight3 Hi, I'm history, we should meet. Also, all those Catholic martyrs say "hi." And "you're welcome."

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@RonLee06762580 @TomorrowsWar @SolitudeLight3 @JamesWashngton man you all have a hard time reading history "dark ages" you mean the time of the Thomistic scholastics? And please, give one example of someone being "killed" for "going against the RCC" during this supposed "time" so tiresome, google is your friend, friend

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@USCatholic U.S. "Catholic" no matter how much you #gaslight it doesn't make things so

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@mary_pezzulo Sure you do. Just go to a church where everyone has white hair and there are no children

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@jimbretzke Except babies. And middle easterners. And Russians. And Ukrainians. And Chinese. And…

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@rightscholar How dare we be happy at conversion and evangelization!

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@HannahPosted My kid’s friends don’t know what a “denomination” is. They just call themselves “Christian.” Chalk it up to a couple decades of churches called “harvest” and “powerhouse” and “hilltop.”

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@5Solas2 Who gave Calvin the authority to interpret, well, anything? Was he anointed by Jesus, or self-appointed? Why does his word mean anything?

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@Culture_Crit The replies on this thread are 🔥🤣

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@realJohnDouglas if you want to debate theology, make an appointment, or, better yet, take him out for a beer. Don't be a jerk

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Why are Luther and Calvin regarded as great theologians? Every Protestant seems to interpret and apply the Bible in any way he sees fit, to any situation whatsoever. Must be nice to have no accountability. Ephesians 6:9, yet another ignored verse. We are all accountable.

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@ThomasPolega Hi my name is mortal sin don’t think we’ve met

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@Joeinblack Everyone knows nobody ate dinner until Constantine stole it from the pagans

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@redeemed_zoomer You guys just out here making stuff up 😂

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@kevin_ahern “Scores of lay people” e.g. “academics and other leftists who want Protestantism and not Catholicism.” Good. Let them leave this patriarchal, misogynistic, and other-modern-buzzword Church that is so backwards. Anglicans are always hiring. Matt 5:48. Matt 20:16.

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@ThomasPolega This is one of the most sex-obsessed X troll accounts out there

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@TridentineBrew @5Solas2 🔥

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“Jesus Christ, son of the living God, have mercy on me, a sinner.”

Nature is Amazing ☘️

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it's new years eve and this happens, what do you do?

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@Maximumatheist Now do Mohammed

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@JonnyRoot_ Where is “authority of scripture” in scripture again? I forget

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@Pastor_Gabe how dare a Xtian ask Jesus' mother to pray for us lol

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“Worshipped clergy” Hahahhahahahahhas <gasp> Ahahahahahbahzhahaa Thanks for the laugh this morning

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@KeithOlbermann @ksorbs Hey look, a Bible scholar

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Wonder how many Protestants are going to celebrate Ash Wednesday this year? Steal our Bible, steal our liturgy, continue to make calumnies against Catholics

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@GamblinGauchos I love being a West Texan. Wife and I and most of our siblings TTU grads. There’s a certain moxie to people from this area. Fiercely independent, thrive in spite of weather, heat, wind, and remoteness. “Screw you, I’ll do it myself.” — our anthem

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@johnamonaco @dearmisskate @RorateCaeli @CBSEveningNews @NorahODonnell Progressives who think the only way to power is ordination. Joke's on them: the diaconate is about servitude. It's a demotion to porter lol

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