Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr @DcentX Twitter profile

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

"While Nancy was out I decided to fix a shelf. I asked a handyman friend, David DePape for assistance. Dave and I were naked as we hammered away because we didn't want our clothes to get dirty. Just a DIY mishap. As far as I'm concerned, that is the end of the matter. Thank you"

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

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Let's support our starving NHS nurses & ensure they needn't use foodbanks to survive. EveryDoctor can do this by donating 0.1% of merch sales to advocate for a pay rise. Please show you care about our NHS by purchasing a pen today! (Ad) Visit our store NOW so nurses can eat! 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

An alcoholic, a manic depressive and a mass murderer walk into a bar.. "Not you again, Alistair, you're barred!" Says the barman.

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3 years

Text from one of my few Tory MP friends …. ‘An Englishman, an Indian and an American walk into a bar … “usual, Mr Sunak?” says the barman.’

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

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⭐New Product Update!⭐ Due to alarming evidence confirming pets can be infected with Covid, @EveryDoctorOK sewists have created dog face masks! 🐶😷(Ad) Fear not, cat ladies. Carole Cadwalladr is working with our team on a product to keep your lovely pussies infection free! 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

My little girl said "Mummy, the kids at nursery ask why I still wear a mask despite evidence proving they're useless & unsanitary? Also, the parents & teachers don't want to buy your pens, hoodies, bags & other shit at the gate. Please stop embarrassing me & get a proper job" 💔

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

Exciting developments ahead for @EveryDoctorUK & our customers. We are pleased to announce new mask designs in preparation for the inevitable nuclear attack. They're just as effective at saving you from the fallout as they were for preventing Covid. £12.50 while stocks last.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Started. Going.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

I sort of feel like my income would be gone if I leave twitter. Where else am I going to find a never-ending supply of gullible lefties to fund my salary? Please stay. 🙏

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Call out to Jack Monroe followers who are feeling lost: I'm the perfect alternative to follow. I don't rinse spaghetti hoops, but I do rinse my supporters. I'm also a work-shy drama queen who embellishes stories of hardship & blames trolls for any criticism. I'm here for you!

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

My little boy just said "the problem with being the son of a Twitter grifter is that I'm too embarrassed to tell anyone what my mother does for a living. They'd never believe you're a fake doctor who sells pens" He's right. 🤣

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Please report any accounts which post unpleasant content, especially the ones doctoring Dr Juju's selfies. Alternatively, buy a pen, a troll dies every time a pen is sold. 🖊️💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

I'm deeply offended by far-right trolls who claim I left the NHS after completing the training because I'm a lefty activist at heart.💙 Not true! I abandoned the NHS because the patients disgust me. It's just a bonus that activism pays better & I needn't care for smelly patients.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

So sorry to interrupt your Sundy, but If we don’t manage to raise more funds, it'll limit my motivation to post airbrushed selfies. Here's one more to show how grateful I am for the donations, but it's not enough. People will die if donations stop, and it'll be your fault! 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

🔴Red Nose Day 2022 is nearly here!!!🔴 And to celebrate @EveryDoctorOK have a red nose face mask just for you! We've worked tirelessly to bring you this lovely mask so you can show you care.💙 All profits go to me. (I'm not a fucking charity) 🔴£20 @EveryDoctorOK 🔴

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Another satisfied customer. ☀️😷

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Hello! I'm a doctor turned Twitter scammer & I'm worried that my only source of income (begging & flogging tat) will be scuppered if I can't convince lefties the only way to prove they care about the NHS is to buy my crap & fund my salary. NHS staff & patients do not benefit.🖕

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

8 months

£20s are purple 💜 £50s are red ♥️ If you don't send me your money 💷 NHS patients will soon be dead ☠️

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

It is grotesque that Matt Hancock has written a book. He's a shameless opportunist who will profit from a pandemic. Hancock was complicit in spreading fear by exaggerating the danger of Covid. Read the truth about profiteering in my new book. Order a signed copy NOW!£100.💙

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@DcentX

2 years

Every time you see the words ‘non-profit’ written in a complimentary fashion, substitute it for ‘grifting’. It reveals an awful lot about how I'm able to exploit loopholes to hide the massive salary I pay myself.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

🎁Gift For My Supporters🎁 I'm thankful to all my targeted #FBPE customers & would like to show my gratitude! I appreciate you, not only because you're easy to manipulate, but also because you have deep pockets.💰 This lovely mask is my gift to you!💙 Only £25 @EveryDoctorOk

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

4 years

@SadiqKhan @NHSEnglandLDN @PHE_London "I only felt a little prick" Said the needle.

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@DcentX

2 years

The mask absorbing his tears, my boy said "Mummy, the other boys at my £15K a term private school say you're an unprincipled grifter & I should disown you" Me "Take no notice! Put a new mask on, that one is ruined" Son "Okay" Me "forgotten something?" Son "?" Me "£12" Chancer!🙄

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

7 months

I don't see the point of Owen Jones backing The Green Party. They're already perfectly capable of being unelectable without his help .

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

7 months

Matthew Stadlen mugging update!🚨 A photo of the white man who is alleged to have robbed Mr Stadlen has been released.👇🏻 The wanted man shouted "Vote Tory" as he fled with Stadlen's mobile phone.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

Today English racists unite to celebrate a dirty foreigner. There'll be offensive St George flags waving from white vans & council estates in honour of a man from Turkey. In opposition to small minded, flag-shagging gammon, I offer you this lovely EU flag mask. Only £20! 🇪🇺😷👇🏻

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@DcentX

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

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We're nearing the day when racist flagshaggers celebrate a bloody foreigner. The tattooed-council estate living-white van driving-brexit supporting gammon will be insufferable. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤮 The good news? These lovely shopping bags are available NOW! 🌟£50 @EveryDoctorOK 🌟

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Oooh our lovely pens will revive my lovely salary. None of the lovely profit will revive the NHS because I have a lovely accountant who will make it seem like the profit was spent on lovely "subcontractors" None of my lovely customers ask questions, which is lovely for me. 💙 💷

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Fully supportive of nurses striking. Everybody should be. Until the government agree to pay our nurses a fair wage they'll be forced to eat leftover placenta & rummage around in foodbanks. It's utterly disgraceful! Buy a pen today & help us save the NHS! (Ad) EveryDoctorOK 🖊️💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

A letter was mistakenly printed containing Ms Abbott's own words. Due to pressure from Sir Keith, Diane would like to apologise publicly for the remarks & any distress caused to Paddies, Pikeys, Gypos, Kikes and Ginger minges. That is the end of the matter. Thank you.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

11 months

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf ...

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

🌟We are very excited to welcome a new member into the EveryDoctorOK team.🌟 Filling the role of 'Public Relations Officer' is an experienced nurse who will fulfill all her tasks with impartiality & humanity. 💙 👏Give it up for Miranda Hughes 👏

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

I hit "my limit" every other day because the victimhood threads work wonders for sympathy cash. I'll be back to hawk my shoddy wares/beg for donations sooner than you can say 'EveryDoctor is a scam' 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

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Hi! I've been found out. I used to rely on blocking anyone with valid criticism & hope my lefty followers are really dumb. I'm worried @LegalGengar will do an exposé on me similar to that of fellow grifter Jack Monroe. I had a good run. 💷💰💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

7 months

I courageously sent a picture of myself standing with an erection to a stranger. You can imagine my shock when I realised he actually said "I'd like to see you stand for election" It's an easy mistake to make. As far as I'm concerned, that is the end of the matter. Thank you.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

"I haven't seen a racist and I've been here a while now" #rupahuq

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

Just had a meeting with an excellent lawyer who specialises in libel. With your support, via an upcoming crowdfund campaign, we can put a stop to the trolls who claim I'm a shameless grifter. My lovely supporters will be updated. Until then, please Buy, Buy, Buy! @EveryDoctorOK

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

🌟New Merch In Stock🌟 All profits help the NHS save lives* 💙 Spread the word with our fantastic new range of T-shirts. (Ad) *Lives saved are subject to status.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

"White man wearing a MEGA hat rushed the Oscars stage and physically assaulted a black man" Said eye witness Jussie Smollett.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

Topple the Tories!👊🏻 End racism! ✊🏾 Save the NHS!💙 Install a socialist system!🌹 We can only achieve our mission with your help & support. Let's smash capitalism & embrace socialism! For a better future, please buy: Masks😷Pens🖊️Bags👜Toiletries🪠Mugs☕ etc.👇🏻 @EveryDoctorOK

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

If you were planning on buying Christmas cards, hold off. We have created some & they're BEAUTIFUL. You know exactly what I've got in my sack, your lovely dosh! Help me fill another sack & delight your loved ones with my smug face Xmas cards. 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

When a 10k reality based account gets reinstated. It feels nice.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

7 months

I've just explained the basics of running a 'non-profit' to my 6 year old. She said "but mummy, what if the majority of donations raised + merch profit is creatively syphoned into the huge salary of the Chief Exec?" Quite.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Trolls are asking questions regarding our business model: EveryDoctor use your donations to pay for crap merch. We then sell you the crap merch at a huge profit. We divide the profit to pay salaries & retain the rest for a rainy day. Rinse & repeat, it's that simple. 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

I wonder why Dr JuJu deleted this? Probably because the figures I'm using are directly from @EveryDoctorUK accounts for Jan 21-Dec 21. Apparently I've misinterpreted them? Nah, it's called due diligence, something her flying monkeys are incapable of. (Enjoying the pile-on)

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@DcentX

2 years

Sometimes I wake up & feel like I can't do this anymore. The thought of another day hawking shoddy merch & begging for donations fills me with dread. But then I ponder the alternative: Work for the NHS? And suddenly the world's alright with me. It's going to be a lovely day! 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

5 years

@DavidLammy One more Jaffa cake then you must return to the Backbench where you belong.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Okay, that's enough "peaceful vibes" now. I'd like to buy a new Mercedes 4x4 when I return from this holiday you suckers paid for. Can everyone please send me loads of cash? 💷🥰🤞

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

If we are going to fight effectively for my grift, we need to be fleecing a lot more people. I feel no shame asking this, pls could you RT+ ask other mugs to follow me? I gave up my medical job to sell tat & beg for donations. Crowdfund scam to bolster my salary coming soon.💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Crowdfund is currently receiving on average £200 a day. To hit the target I need £4500 a day in donations. The lengthy 'woe is me' routine hasn't had the desired effect. My victimhood shtick is wearing thinner than our face rags. Please save my ego..I mean the NHS! 💙 #Desperate

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

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Honesty is not a useful trait to have as a con woman. That's why I find being honest difficult. But I'll give it a go: I'm beyond parody, there isn't a 'parody' account which can match the cringe inducing bullshit I come up with daily. So stop taking the piss & buy a pen.💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

The idea that a "Dr" earns a salary by hawking overpriced tat on twitter & begging for donations instead of working for the NHS is reality. The grift is endorsed by left-wing media who'll excuse her morally questionable business so long as she regurgitates anti-tory rhetoric.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Alright, I’m going to be brutally honest. I left the NHS because I detest smelly commoners. I carved out a new career which allows me to keep a safe distance from your kind, no offence intended. Your purpose has been served, I'll be in touch when the next crowdfund starts.👍🏻💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Made a career out of begging.✅ Lack of transparency about where the donations go.✅ Claims valid criticism is trolling/abuse.✅ Routinely writes about financial difficulty. ✅ Encourages the genuinely poor/vulnerable to donate.✅ Jack & Ju use the same playbook.✅ Grifters.✅

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

🚨 Reminder 🚨 Contrary to what nasty trolls claim, I did not abandon the NHS to sell overpriced merch in the guise of activism. I left the NHS because the patients stink of shit & are mostly fat, ugly weirdos who I despise. It's just a bonus that "activism" pays better. 👇🏻

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@DcentX

2 years

On today's show our guest is Jack Monroe and they'll be showing you how to cook the books. To all the confused dinosaurs watching, they are just one person, but they are worthy of more attention than just one person.

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@DcentX

2 years

To clarify: I'm on permanent call as a psychiatrist, if any of our Doctor members are stressed I offer emergency therapy. For example, I say "you're suffering with 1st world problems, just get a fucking grip!" I pay myself £300 for each therapy text I send. It's exhausting. 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

…Every piece of EveryDoctor merchandise helps to fund our non-profit, whilst the generous salary I award myself helps me avoid clinical work 💙 I'm so grateful to the gullible & brainwashed! Have a lovely day!

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@DcentX

2 years

@EveryDoctorOK stand in solidarity with the trans community. That's why we've designed masks for mostly peaceful protests. We believe trans folk have the right to throw smoke bombs, shout abuse at babies & harass terfs without fear of recognition. One size fits all genders-£12.50

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@DcentX

2 years

🚨 FANTASTIC NEWS 🚨 We are pleased to confirm our Nuclear fallout masks are in stock! They are guaranteed to be as effective against Putin's WMD's as they were from COVID-19. 💣😷 The Nuclear holocaust is imminent... Don't delay, buy a mask today! 💥£25💥

The Telegraph

@Telegraph

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Russian leader Vladimir Putin has warned the West he is "not bluffing" over nuclear weapons as he announced a partial military mobilisation. Read more on our live blog:

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@DcentX

2 years

Over the past week or so, I've become very concerned that my tweets are being dismissed as repetitive attempts to trick gullible people into funding my life of luxury. I'll address this further when I return from a 5⭐ holiday & am sitting comfortably in one of my houses. 💙

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@DcentX

2 years

Another benefit of brexit for the UK added to the list. 👍🏻

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@DcentX

2 years

🌟Summer Sale!🌟 We have 45 defective condoms left which have pin-prick holes in the tip, but otherwise perfect! (Don't worry! Abortion is still legal here. This ain't MAGA country) They’re one size fits all size/genders & come in fabulous colours! 🏳️‍🌈 🚨Half price!🚨 💙 Ad

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@DcentX

2 years

Here stands an attention seeking whore who loves to brag about how many pricks they've had and was once fond of licking Donald Trump's ringpiece. The other person is Stormy Daniels.

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@DcentX

2 years

I'm off to make a video about something that isn't happening because fearmongering is how I earn a living. It's Friday. Let's push the grift push the grift push the grift together. 💰💙

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@DcentX

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The constant selfies. The embellished stories of hardship. The regular cries of victimhood. The habit of implying patients will die if people don't buy a pen/donate. You wouldn't sell a thing if it wasn't for all the attention seeking techniques that gullible people fall for. 💙

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@DcentX

2 years

I'm often asked why we sell merchandise at a loss? We believe in transparency so I'll explain: I pay myself £100 for every advertisement I post, which is syphoned from the 'Cost of sales' & 'Admin' pot. Every Doctor won't benefit, but I do! 👍🏻 Order a pen! (ad) 👇🏻

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@DcentX

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Some good news. Some bad. Good news: The Ukrainian refugee family have arrived. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🇺🇦 Bad news: I'm sending them back because they're lousy sewists. I'd barely make a profit from the quantity of merch they're producing. I'm hoping to exchange them for a Chinese family. 🇨🇳😷🤞

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@DcentX

2 years

I’m in France; the air smells of cheese & garlic, wish I packed a mask now, it stinks here. Being near nature is so good for the soul, wish I had one of those too. Not sorry I haven’t written back to your creepy messages; I spend your money then reward you a head tilt selfie. 👍🏻

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@DcentX

3 years

That's what I keep saying! On an unrelated note, did your mask selling business take off? Mine has, I'm raking it in! 😊

Ahmed Al-Jaishi, PhD

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To those unmasked in indoor public spaces: Your action tells the world that you would rather see a fellow citizen get sick, hospitalized, or god forbid die rather than wear a mask.

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His face mask absorbing the flow of tears from his sad eyes, my 4y/o just said: "Mummy, I fear the game is up now. Critics of your use of fear mongering tactics to sell merch will feel emboldened by Musk's harmful free speech policy. How will we survive?" 💔

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@DcentX

2 years

In unrelated news, Dr Julia Patterson sells face masks at a huge non-profit* on her website. *😉

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@DcentX

2 years

Many years ago I had a paper round that lasted longer than "Dr" Ju's brief stint as a psychiatrist; But I don't still go around calling myself a paperboy. Although I do more than "Dr" Ju to save the NHS by not exploiting them to make a living. Buy 'I ❤️ NHS' pens @EveryDoctorOK

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🌟ANNOUNCEMENT🌟 We have decided to ramp up production of @EveryDoctorOK masks. Our sewists are working flat out for a pittance to meet my demands. A big thank you to my #FBPE collaborators for making #WearAMask trend again. Our masks are now £12 because #CovidIsNotOver 🍾🎉

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@DcentX

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🚨NEW MERCH LAUNCH🚨 We are proud to stand with Palestinian *NHS* staff. 🇵🇸 EveryDoctor sewists have created these lovely Keffiyehs from our onsold tea towel stock. (Ad) Order now before the limited stock is all gone! 🚀💥 *National Hamas Supporters* 🍉

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@DcentX

2 years

"The £600k is not missing. I kindly loaned the money to some nice young boys who were down on their luck and needed some cash to pay rent. As far as I'm concerned, that is the end of the matter. Thank you."

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

5 years

@MShapland You owe all the "typical white guys" an apology. Deleting your posting history won't change the fact you're a race card pulling hypocrite. You've been well and truly found out.

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@DcentX

2 years

I am very offended by lazy stereotypes about nurses which are routinely spread by the hard-right. Not all the starving nurses on strike are obese women. Male nurses exist too, they also survive on leftovers & foodbanks. Please support ALL our nurses- they all count! 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Hi 👋 I'm back after an extended break. The £50,000 you lovely people donated has finally run out. (Fucking awesome holiday) Now the real work starts! I have so many scams to create..um.. I mean to expose. With your support we can save my salary & the NHS! 💙 💸 @EveryDoctorOK

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

Hi guys 💙 I've got news for the cynical trolls who said the crowdfund is doomed to fail & won't hit the target. My ego won't allow that to happen, which is why I've extended it for another month. £32,000 isn't a bad months salary, but I want more!!! My grift will go on, suckers!

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@DcentX

2 years

Femi

@Femi_Sorry

2 years

Big love to the driver who just held up traffic outside Asda Shirley because they spotted me on my bike and wanted to shout hi. 😅🥰

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

I don’t want to offend anybody, but I feel deeply uncomfortable that people trying to grift money from gullible dimwits within our society are being piled on by trolls today. I'm one of those people being trolled, I’m sending myself a hug x

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

8 months

FFS! I'm losing supporters far-left and left of centre. I wish I had just stuck to what I know- bullshitting about the NHS & rinsing gullible FBPE types. Please keep sending the cash, it really does help with the essentials. Aurelia's ballet classes aren't cheap. 🙏🏻💷💙

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@DcentX

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

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@PrisonPlanet

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

I'm old enough to remember when a professional begger would stroll around the corner, get in their BMW & drive home to their detached house after a shift. We're now calling ourselves professional activists & we beg from the comfort of our home/office. #Progress 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

3 years

@AlanaFeral Everyone involved in sanctioning this freak show should be ashamed of themselves.

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

10 months

My good friend Simon Harris has deleted his account & is enjoying a break from do-gooding/fundraising. If you're 1 of Simon's 125K distraught followers: Let me welcome you to @EveryDoctorUK We'll always be here to rinse cash from gullible lefties. 💙

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Dr Julia Dis'Grace Patterson 💙 'Parody' Dr

@DcentX

2 years

@JujuliaGrace threatened me with legal action after I asked her about irregularities in regards to @EveryDoctorUK accounts for Jan 21-Dec21. Also, JGP is not happy with me for using an image of her for my profile pic. I've now seen the error of my ways & have decided to...🧵👇🏻

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