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Cast a cold eye On life, on death. Horseman, pass by. 🇮🇪

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@Dayjur11
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2 years
The only thing that makes the NTA's worth watching is the possibility that Phil and Holly might be booed. #ThisMorning
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@Dayjur11
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6 months
Both teams went to Jersey and couldn't even get a bag of spuds. #theapprentice
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
@Lemzy19 @ConorSketches Unless Paul Merson played for Liverpool in 1978 and spoke with an accent similar to Graeme Souness, I reckon you might be slightly wrong.
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@Dayjur11
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4 years
Who needs the World Health Organisation when you've got Alan Sugar and Denise Welch? 🤔 #ThisMorning
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
This has to be one of the worst episodes ever screened. Absolute garbage. #Corrie
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3 years
Do any of her rich friends wonder why she drives such a crappy car? #Chloe
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@Dayjur11
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5 years
This could have easily been condensed into a three-parter, four at most. #WhiteHouseFarm
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@Dayjur11
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1 year
@AnimalRising Seeing as it's Appleby Horse Fair next weekend, I would like to donate towards the travel costs of members of Animal Rising who are planning to attend the event. I'm sure many other horse racing fans would like to do the same.
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@Dayjur11
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11 months
@RacingTV I don't see the problem here. This horse is obviously identifying as Ano Manna today. It's quite common these days to identify oneself differently to how others perceive you. Live and let live, that's my motto.
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
"I'm getting married to a ghost today" This is the sort of cutting edge journalism that gave Phil and Holly every right to jump the queue at Westminster Hall. #ThisMorning
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2 years
At this rate I'd be more interested in a storyline involving Rita running out of gobstoppers in the Kabin. #Corrie
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2 years
Phil wants people to like him again but it ain't gonna happen. #ThisMorning
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@Dayjur11
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7 months
Gary, go and get the baseball bat. #corrie
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@Dayjur11
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3 years
Those two girls just shot Bambi 😔 #TheHitList
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@Dayjur11
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6 years
You know you're getting old when a bunch of youngsters don't instantly recognise Blur. #UniversityChallenge
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@Dayjur11
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6 years
Never in the history of mankind were so many people willing Bristol to win. #UniversityChallenge
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@Dayjur11
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3 years
Green elves is the greatest answer ever given on #UniversityChallenge .
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
First person kicked out of #Strictly is from #LooseWomen . First person kicked out of #ImACeleb is from Loose Women. Is this not conclusive proof that everybody hates LooseWomen? 🤔
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2 years
@thismorning @IslaTraquair Why did she refer to press photographers as "paparazzi"? They're just doing their job, same as she and the #ThisMorning camera crew are. And why are Phil and Holly telling people not to speculate when they then go and speculate themselves? 🤔
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
Phil: "People are struggling to eat" Also Phil (in an hour): "Here are shoes and handbags for £200 a pop". #ThisMorning
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2 years
PC Craig hangs around on the corner of Rosamund Street and Coronation Street in case anything dodgy happens. #Corrie
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
Can they please give Max a minimum 10 year sentence so we won't have to put up with his terrible acting for a long time? #Corrie
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2 years
Don't interfere, Todd. Let the dentist take Sean to the top of the mountain and throw him off. It's what we all want. #Corrie
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@Dayjur11
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3 years
What happened to #ThisMorning lecturing us about saving the planet when they're flying people here, there and everywhere around the world for a few minutes piece to camera?
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@Dayjur11
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4 years
Stewart is one of those guys who thinks he's hilarious but everybody thinks he's a twat. #FamilyFortunes
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
Idea for a storyline: Summer has the baby but can't cope, so her 3 dads decide to raise it themselves... #Corrie
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@Dayjur11
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7 months
White spirit? In a builder and handyman's yard? Definitely something fishy going on.... #corrie
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
This is the first and last we'll see of Bertie before he's back being a stroppy teenager. #corrie
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@Dayjur11
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8 months
Is there a "Most Annoying Newcomer" category at the Soap Awards? 🤔 #corrie
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@Dayjur11
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6 years
Fayaz should be given a job working on the shop floor for a week. #SavingPoundstretcher
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
- "What can we do to take the focus of attention away from us?" 🤔 - "We'll dedicate the whole show to Alison" #ThisMorning
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@Dayjur11
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6 months
They've dropped #Corrie to show a football match that nobody's even at?
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2 years
Hard to keep up with Summer. Last week she's pretending to Billy that she's not pregnant and this week she's pretending she's pregnant to the Stepford couple. My head's fried. #Corrie
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@Dayjur11
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3 years
Calvin is the sort of guy who would tell Einstein he was wrong about his Theory of Relativity. #TheWheel
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@Dayjur11
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10 months
Yinrun looking for Trish when the interview is finished. #bbuk #bigbrotheruk
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
The only way that Summer would get to Oxford is if she went there for a day trip. #Corrie
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2 years
Harvey is ruining his chances of getting Sam's vote on Saturday night. #Corrie
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6 months
Oh no, Bethany's glittering career in journalism might be over! #corrie
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8 months
PC Craig will be round in a shot. #corrie
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2 years
How the feck did this guy playing Max get an NTA? The mind boggles. #corrie
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1 year
@thismorning And our special guest, the huge elephant in the room.
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@Dayjur11
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7 months
@GreggAWallace Harvester: Bacon 10/10, button mushrooms - bingo, black pudding - snap, minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I’m nit-picking, on the whole a very good effort.
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@Dayjur11
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6 years
Asking Kirk to organise something. What could possibly go wrong........? 🤔 #Corrie
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@Dayjur11
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3 years
Monday: Peter Andre's wife Tuesday: Peter Andre Wednesday: Peter Andre's dad Thursday: Peter Andre's next door neighbour. Friday: Peter Andre again #Loosewomen
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@Dayjur11
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2 years
Maria would be better off getting Weatherfield Council to brick up those dingy alleyways that appeared overnight. They're the go-to places for serious assaults. #Corrie
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@Dayjur11
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5 years
The mother looks like she has another appointment in half an hour. #LongLostFamily
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2 years
This is like some silly youth theatre project being acted out by men in their 50's 🙄 #corrie
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4 years
Funny how this lot never see any faults in themselves. They only see faults in others. #LooseWomen
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6 years
Only a modern day kid could complain about lactose intolerance with free milk 🙄 #BackInTimeForSchool
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2 years
- Hello, Emergency Services, how can I help? - I need an ambulance now please!! - Let me guess, is it for Coronation Street? 🙄 #Corrie
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2 years
Is Fiz aware that Adam has lost nearly every case that he's taken on? Probably why his office looks like something Jim Rockford would be proud of. #Corrie
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1 year
Nobody ever seems to live in a two up/two down in dramas like this. Their houses are always like something out of Ideal Homes magazine. #forhersins
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6 months
This is actually quite funny tonight. #corrie
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@Dayjur11
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7 years
Sick and tired of listening to Blake Morrison and others trying to come up with excuses for those two monsters. #AMothersStory #JamesBulger
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2 years
Gary Windarse is wasted on this, he should be doing those tough guy documentaries like Ross Kemp does. #Corrie
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11 months
"Shelley and I go back a long time...... July 2023 to be precise" #corrie
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4 years
This would probably be watchable if it was on at one o'clock in the morning and you just came home from the pub completely hammered. #SaveOurSummer
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1 year
Dev and Bernie having a bath together. I've just brought up some of my beans on toast. #Corrie
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5 years
Yasmeen was a highly intelligent woman, way out of dopey Geoff's league. All of a sudden she's turned into simpering serf to him. Can't buy this storyline at all. #Corrie
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3 years
People full of confidence tend to be extremely thick. #CelebrityMastermind #Mastermind
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2 years
Never have I ever seen such crappy storylines in #Corrie .
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4 years
Tonight's memorable line: "Wouldn't know him from a bar of soap". #MurderInTheOutback
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2 years
Is Gary going to take a stand and refuse to go to Qatar? No. #ThisMorning
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3 years
It's nice that everybody can identify with Clodagh's lifestyle. Can't wait to decorate my cabin in the woods too. #ThisMorning
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1 year
The rest of the #Corrie cast lining up to have a go at Justin's sister.....
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2 years
@ladbible Do you know how many staff he had working for him in London and the South East? 11
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2 years
Abbie: "How was your day, Kev?" Kev: "Very quiet, had a nervous breakdown and smashed an expensive car with a wrench." #corrie
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2 years
Even Summer's baby has decided to bale out. #Corrie
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2 years
David Jason looking at Phil thinking "Don't be a plonker all your life". #ThisMorning
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1 year
Weren't they just saying an hour ago that it's a pity that people don't accept their bodies, flaws and all, and now they're going on about "turkey" necks? 🤔 #thismorning
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7 years
I wonder who's gonna win?? #GBBO #GBBOFinal
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3 years
Lorraine Kelly's agent is getting her plenty of acting jobs lately. She'll be up for a BAFTA next year. #TheLastLeg
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6 years
They talk about Love Island as if it's on a par with the latest David Attenborough documentary. #LooseWomen
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2 years
@HylandIan Were they ever taken seriously as journalists to begin with? 🤔
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2 years
Didn't everybody just assume that Kelly Holmes was a lesbian? It's hardly big news. #loosewomen
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3 years
Katie will be married to this guy by 10pm. #muckymansion
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4 years
We're getting to a point where nobody will write any more books or make any more films in case they offend somebody somewhere 🙄 #LooseWomen
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5 years
It must have been so difficult for them..... Far more difficult than working mothers working split shifts in a factory for shit wages. #LooseWomen
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10 months
She's only in the nightclub for a minute and she already sees a guy spiking a drink. That was handy. #corrie
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1 year
You've got to hand it to David Cameron. From working down a mine at the age of 10 to the Bullingdon Club at the age of 20. #TheChase
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2 years
Ed reckons he'd be a terrible actor and we all agree. #Corrie
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2 years
I wouldn't trust Audrey to take Sam across the road to Dev's for a bar of chocolate, let alone taking him to see the aurora borealis. #Corrie
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2 years
How about going to a Buddhist retreat for the next 20 years and taking a vow of silence, Denise? #loosewomen
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2 years
What a surprise, Linda is a Boris fan. She saw him on his bike once. #LooseWomen
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2 years
I think it's agreed that we all want Royal Holloway to win this. #UniversityChallenge
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5 years
This is fecking lamentable. Oxford and Cambridge my arse. #UniversityChallenge
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2 years
Ryan back working at the bistro after trying the rob the place last week is a bit like Harold Shipman returning to general practice. #corrie
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2 years
Yasmeen has a permanent look of constipation on her face. #corrie
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2 years
Gloria couldn't be more Tory if she tried. #loosewomen
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7 years
What's the number to vote for Michelle Smith?? 🏅🏅🏅 #IrelandsGreatest
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3 years
@John39602128 @AtTheRaces Big fan of Windsor meetings on a Monday evening, apparently.
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2 years
Hard to believe only a few short months ago that Jacob was a nihilistic psychopath. #Corrie
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2 years
I wonder if the panelists ever get tired of listening to Denise endlessly talking about her personal issues? 😴💤 #loosewomen
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4 years
At least he's still got the brick. #TheDeceived
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2 years
In real life, if Jenny put that much drink away at lunchtime, she'd be passed out on a bed by now with a bucket next to her. #Corrie
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7 months
Simon's descent into alcoholism is gripping stuff... #corrie
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2 years
Dopey Faye probably took a lateral flow test and thought she was pregnant. #Corrie
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1 year
#Corrie doing its bit for the environment by recycling old "junkies in debt" stories 🥱
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2 years
Stupid storylines on #Corrie : Kirk, the hotshot knicker salesman. Peter and the liver surgeon. George's snoring. Summer and her medical condition, love life, studying. Toyah, Imran and Abi. Mad Max. Are there any decent storylines at all? 🤔
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The distressing scenes - Michael's attempts at acting. #corrie
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