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@Davidjocksmith
David smith
4 years
This just got serious, Liverpool bring on Thiago, Aston Villa have Kevin from erdington available because he finished his homework early.
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@Davidjocksmith
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8 months
It’s all kicking off at the Albion. Apparently someone has dropped a pound coin! #WBAWOL
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@Davidjocksmith
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9 months
Villa won’t finish top four 100%. Not consistent enough over 12 months and our home form is not that great!
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@Davidjocksmith
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5 years
Cleaning all that championship dirt off!
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@Davidjocksmith
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2 years
@lochieok Kid took 70 punches and got up as if nothing had happened, what a bunch of lightweights.
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@Davidjocksmith
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3 years
I’ve noticed that the miserable, moaning fuckers at VP who sit by me, are the glory hunting fuckers who weren’t there 4 years ago. 🤷‍♂️ just saying.
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@Davidjocksmith
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2 years
@richardajkeys Swings and roundabouts,just change the rules to suit!
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1 year
Unai took over. Playing balls around the back was so scary, the crowd were so nervous, villa park was so quiet. Now, we are used to the way he plays, confident in our defence to pass round the back, the crowd has relaxed and are right behind the team on again.The only way is up!
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@Davidjocksmith
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2 years
If you didn’t watch 24 hours in police custody tonight. Absolutely mind blowing, heartbreaking and sums up Britain in one hour. That show has made me so angry.
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@Davidjocksmith
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1 year
@sportbible This one is, mings won the ball and player ran into him
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1 year
@FutbolCheIsea Such a hollow, Soulless club! They actually advertise on radio in Birmingham for fans!
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2 years
Missed coach to Brighton, 2 tickets if anyone wants them.
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1 year
Thought they would’ve wanted to keep him, player of the season
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1 year
Luton Town have confirmed that Marvelous Nakamba will return to his parent club Aston Villa. The Warriors international will leave Luton along with two other loanees. Fellow Zimbabwean Admiral Muskwe has been retained by the club. @Nakamba_11
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@Davidjocksmith
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1 year
@solihullblues1 If I ever need to know any stats or info about the villa I don’t use google, I just ask a blues fan. 👍🤓
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@Davidjocksmith
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1 year
@pepgburner @Football__Tweet Man Utd 10 times bigger than this pathetic excuse for a football club. City and Chelsea ruined football after buying trophies fraudulently.
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@Davidjocksmith
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5 years
I’ve heard supermarkets are allowing blues fans an hour to shop on Wednesday mornings because their not used to the big crowds.
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1 year
@CPFC_GEO Thanks for all the time wasting. It made the difference in the end. Sam Johnstone went down with cramp so his player stretched his tendon then the physio came on to fix his knee! 🤷‍♂️
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@Davidjocksmith
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10 months
@thespursweb Such a bunch of cry babies. Every single tackle you lot were crying and whining. If you all manned up a bit, you might actually not bottle it! If it was that bad it would’ve been a red!
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@Davidjocksmith
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3 years
@primevideosport Vidic not getting sent off was not to my liking.🤷‍♂️😂😂
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1 year
@mynameismrjrb We don’t need to link our club to something to make us known, we are Aston Villa, others link to us to sell their products.
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@Davidjocksmith
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7 years
@KingKieft Blues have got to be, apart from maybe Brentford and Bolton the quietest team this season at villa park.
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@Davidjocksmith
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3 years
@FrankKhalidUK I think super league soccer fans are snowflakes. Scared of failure. That tells me your not a proper football fan but a glory hunter.
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@Davidjocksmith
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2 years
@bedspolice Put some hours into chasing and investigating the victim, well done, must be very proud of yourselves. Do you get a Xmas bonus for that conviction.Obviously scared of the two lads.
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@Davidjocksmith
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3 years
@RealTalkMCFC Just a friendly reminder that we still have more European cups than Abu Dhabi United
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5 years
@_marleycook10 @SoccerAM @AVFCOfficial @ashleyb_01_ If we did you could count them on one hand!👍
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@Davidjocksmith
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2 years
@lewispringle Let’s get it to number 1 this Xmas 😂😂
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1 year
@mynameismrjrb @FBAwayDays Stinks of piss because you were with the blues fans. The home sections smell of success.
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@Davidjocksmith
David smith
3 years
@IckoUTD @FootballlForAll Villa celebrate like that after every win, just coz you only celebrate after beating someone who’s been plastered all over sky sports for 2 years goes to show the difference between sky armchair keyboard warriors fans and real football supporters.
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@Davidjocksmith
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10 months
Listening to all the other fans saying Emery will come to them. What they don’t realise is Emery has complete control over villa,he has a tight bond with the owners,he has HIS people in key positions and the club are investing in his club in Spain too. It’s so personal to Emery.
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@Davidjocksmith
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2 years
@Chrisscore0 @Football__Tweet Fake club with Man City
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@Davidjocksmith
David smith
5 years
@MattHughesTimes Somebody sounds a little worried about the villa re-establishing themselves as a force in the premier league 😎
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@Davidjocksmith
David smith
2 years
@BaldManReformed @MirrorFootball @buendiazboyz I’ve had a good look on here for your lot. Na, can’t find them.
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@Davidjocksmith
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2 years
@Harry_Collins14 Did you watch the game or are just copying everyone else, we played some good football, could’ve scored more, you were the team persistently fouling. You’re the home team, you couldn’t break us down and now your all crying like babies. 😂
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@Davidjocksmith
David smith
1 year
@Classicbritcom RIP. I remember working with him about 8 years ago, he was a computer technician. Very nice man.
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@Davidjocksmith
David smith
3 years
This has to be the best tweet I’ve seen for a long time, sums it up perfectly.
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1 year
@_kjs1874 Fair enough. So Ian Taylor probably doesn’t pay for his tickets either. Concentrate on yourself and your life rather than slagging people off. He’s part of the reason we are in the position we are today, one of building blocks.
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3 years
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3 years
If I had heard mason greenwood talk to my daughter like that then he would vanish.
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1 year
@FBAwayDays Probably cheated those figures, probably only 20,000!
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David smith
2 years
@AFTVMedia Looks and sounds like he hasn’t got a woman to go home to
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1 year
@FBAwayDays Hibs fans were amazing. May the Sunshine on Leith. Good luck for the season.
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1 year
@wwfcscott @_ThatAnt_ You do realise you don’t win a trophy for beating villa. It’s wolves fans that keep going on about top 10. Villa are every West Midlands clubs main rivals, why, coz we’re the biggest club by far. Confident of a good summer with Emery. The only way is up.
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1 year
@talkSPORT Imagine listening to Emery and your confidence is sky high and then you have to listen to Southgate! zzzzzzzz
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1 year
@Salah23552134 @FabrizioRomano Aston Villa finished Ronaldo’s career in England. He couldn’t compete with us so he left uk!😎
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@Davidjocksmith
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2 years
@Hamish_Coventry @LucyLu_1983 Yes, let’s just let them walk away and nothing happens to them,, no police action or anything. You have obviously never been robbed or mugged.
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@Davidjocksmith
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7 years
West Midlands Police are on the lookout for 2000 missing Birmingham City supporters, last seen in the Aston area but haven’t been heard since 1200 Sunday 12th February.
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1 year
@Hector_Masalis We’re on a roll
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1 year
@RyJa28 @talkSPORT @DarrenBent Mings didn’t put a foot wrong in an England shirt but got dropped because of his club form. Contradicting himself constantly
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1 year
@mynameismrjrb That’s one for your trophy cabinet👏 Villa bottled Europe? We’re only just beginning!😎
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3 years
@SkyBet It’s not rocket science that no one holds onto the ball at city, a fast passing team. Signing a player that’s strength is holding onto the ball means you will have to change the way he plays and his mentality. Strange signing.
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1 year
@livescore And the amount of professional fouls committed by Liverpool without punishment somehow went unnoticed by jurgen. Tactically got battered first half but blames villa to take the focus off ’s a good job we had multiple injuries and let them off the hook.
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@Davidjocksmith
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3 years
@KROBLUES_ So blues sold St Andrews and bought the ramp? Good investment, great if your playing towards New St but a nightmare if your kicking up to the Grand Central End!😵‍💫
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@Davidjocksmith
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2 years
@laidler22 @villafan8282 @NUFC Your right mate massive, unfortunately I’m only 51 and have never seen you win a trophy, I’ll go and ask my neighbour though, he’s 75👍
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3 years
@talkSPORT Jack won a championship play off final with us, he is not a legend. He could’ve been but decided to take the easy way to the top
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David smith
5 years
I think the reason they limited season tickets sales to 30,000 this season was so all the ever growing villa squad could actually fit into villa park aswell.😎
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1 year
@sportbible If they’re so bothered about the starving people, why don’t they feed people and not spend so much on a match ticket. Always somebody else’s fault!🤷‍♂️
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3 years
@FootyAccums @footballdaily How about this little number for next season?
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1 year
@433 Short memories
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3 years
Messi knows.
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2 years
@SimonClare7 @richardajkeys I thought it would be, it’s a different “definitely offside” 🙄😂
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10 months
Here’s something to cheer up all the drama queens from spurs. 🤓
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1 year
@SkySportsNews Purslow has been pushed into answering a question about someone else’s club, he’s answered it, sky make a headline saying he says they should be investigated. Creating a story out of nothing.
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2 years
@talkSPORT Swings and roundabouts, don’t cry about it
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1 year
@natsiobhan_ Swings and roundabouts sunshine. You had 109 minutes to score more goals than villa. 20 years of trying to influence refs isn’t working anymore tweety pie!😂
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@Davidjocksmith
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3 years
Leicester goalkeeper kit for next season
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1 year
@KaneChapman91 @ChrisWheatley He used Arsenal as a stepping stone to go to a European cup winning club.
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10 months
@Edwards_Ayoo @SkySportsPL Maybe he doesn’t respect cheats
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7 months
@JoshAV14 This kids been villa for a long time. He’s built a whole community around villa. He’s an inspiration to a lot of young people who are now following villa. He has a story that’s inspirational. Why are you singling him out?
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3 years
Chelsea are the worst of the 3 title favourites that we e played. They were there for the taking today. Ings is not a villa player. Totally out of character with the rest of the team. He’s a cracking player,but doesn’t suit us.
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David smith
1 year
Villa opening a new lower class section at villa park
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3 years
Mings had a good game test and thought he did great. Under constant pressure and spent almost the entire game up against,possibly the best player in the world at the moment,running at him, he did extremely well.
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2 years
Villa singing”champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that” to Stevenage. 😁
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3 years
@DrDubyah @barneyronay It’s gullible people like you who their targeting to get your money. You obviously don’t understand the meaning of competition.
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3 years
@littlepolveir @IanTaylor7 Snowflake, I think you should try netball.👍
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3 years
@primevideosport He said Man City youth were another level above Villa youth team. That would be fa youth cup holders avfc youth.
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7 years
@Edge1877 @AVFCRichard @SBR_WWFC I’m sitting here waiting for some shit Geoff. What time is it due?
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1 year
@Football__Tweet How long have you followed football? that’s something my 11 year old daughter would say and she doesn’t watch football!🤡
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2 years
@Football__Tweet The announcement of the super league, the Reaction of the fans and the tails between their legs!😂😂
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10 months
@bfcgpg @AVFCOfficial I think this has really affected you. Do you family or friends that you can talk to? It’s good to talk. ❄️
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3 years
@CityViews88 @MallinMatt @talkSPORT He just said he’s not a Villa legend. Our legends are European cup winners who are yours?
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10 months
@ThePremInside 😂 who’s a naughty little drama queen then!😍
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1 year
@vardy7 You what?😂😂😂
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1 year
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1 year
@brumforward You get taken over (45%) by a company that is a tiny hedge fund and Twitter is full of blues fans saying we’re going to build a 40k stadium and start competing for Europe, I actually think it’s hilarious/embarrassing! While we sign another world class player🤟
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9 months
@1875cal You are posting every 2 minutes about Aston Villa. You are feeling pain right now and you are making yourself look very silly. Aston Villa owns your mind. It’s funny listening to you knowing that inside you are absolutely gutted villa are joint top of the prem. 😂😂😂😂
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5 years
@mbavfc Wes, Nassef and purslow seem to have so much pride in the villa already.
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5 years
@BenHadlington Haha, is that outside the take that concert?
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3 years
@ga11agbon Do we really need your negativity at the club.
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2 years
@PonsonbyHaz @StoolFootball You’re spot on. legend. From that moment he inspired us to go on a 10 match win run and get promoted. Blues went the other way and now look at the difference between our clubs. 😂
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1 year
@ErlingRoIe Stop trying to be relevant. My pub in brum is usually packed to see a team win the league, today!
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3 years
It’s a pity they never threw that bottle at Mcginn, he would’ve headed it back and knocked the fucker out.
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1 year
@numberonepal It’s simple, if you don’t agree with it, don’t shop there!🤷‍♂️ not rocket science
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3 years
@arshi_tauheed @AdrianForrest69 @JesusRoIe What champions league winning Aston Villa, I see where your coming from.👍
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2 years
@TheChampionshit @BBCSport 25000 on the waiting list my friend
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9 months
@theavfcfaithful If only we realized how good he was, didn’t even realise he still played for us!🤷‍♂️
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1 year
@Dan19LFC I don’t think Liverpool could afford him if they can’t afford Bellingham, he has a long contract, proper villa fan, his two younger brothers are at villa and wants to play in the same team as them.Hell be in the top 6 with villa.
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4 years
Kalvin philips is definitely the Yorkshire pirlo, playing like a retired 41 year old.
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2 years
@talkSPORT Jesus Christ. It’s such a tame, big girls blouse,derby. When villa blues play, the goading of the fans by the players is another level, just grow up and man up. Ooooooh he kissed the badge, he’s such a naughty boy!!😂😂😂
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@AVFCTheReligion @AFTVMedia The only mistake I can remember was going up for a corner, can’t think of any others
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