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@emoontx @stardestroyer85 @RebeccaRHelm I don't wanna take anything away from the crab, but self-hating humans are super annoying.

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@reallytanman They're wearing hats and long sleeves for a reason. If they had sunblock they woulda used it.

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@ivyxvine @scottbelsky Many of these historical figures were huge liars and you've created AI that lies in defense of their memories

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@ChrisElderwood @vineyille ....are you suggesting that documentarians are being paid off by the stingrays?

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@TheTechEng Vader operates a bit like a political commissar or secret police agent in the original movie. But with space magic.

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@drmistercody A better version of that meme (done by @SocDoneLeft IIRC) Change & progress are normal and good

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@bestofdyingtwit Basically the same as fundies wanting to make everyone have babies

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@WizLikeWizard Source: a chatbot made it up ChatGPT is not a source of facts

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@0wlGhost Standard conservative argument: if something isn't completely perfect then it must be totally worthless, no gray area. Works to discredit any effort to improve anything, since nothing is ever perfect.

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@ChadNotChud Indian people are famously so disinterested in salt that they didn't care when the British taxed it. Wait.

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@TheOnion Is this the "I'm not owned" dril tweet? Or did you just want us to know you're the "lynch mobs and blood feuds" kind of prison abolitionist, not the Kumbaya kind of prison abolitionist?

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@TheTechEng @SeeEvanR @RiverTamYDN @weatherdai Kinda. He suggested the penalty should be free food, and that apparently pissed off the jury.

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@notkavi If the phrase means anything it means "having no savings". No liquid reserve to draw on if a paycheck doesn't arrive.

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@wiz_train Rachel lived in this spacious NYC apartment on a waitress' income. This was considered normal in the 90s....no, wait, I'm getting word that TV shows have always been unrealistic.

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@anzu_is_online @revhowardarson I regret to inform you that Musk will definitely chicken out

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@AllezLesBoulez Fun: they found a relatively weak correlation between being anti-Jewish and anti-Israel

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@MrMordicai @PopCrave I guess people just enjoy pretending it's a mystery? Local tourism board stuff?

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@wildstein Palestinians are people, they are afraid their relatives might be killed. I understand that you're a bloodthirsty bigot who finds this literally unbelievable.

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@GerryAdamsSF Joe's just keeping his campaign promise to reach out to republicans

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@TheMessenger A lot of effort is actually going into searching for some reckless people. Their estates/executors should be billed - they can afford it.

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@testanonytwit $8 check, block on sight

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@amazingmap Better known as Rl'yeh, home of Cthulhu

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@rohn_jawls Amy Chua said all his clerks looked like models, is that still the case?

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@beyerstein The case may also be weak on the merits. More of a civil liability for an unsafe workplace than a crime.

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@maiamindel They should start with Tesla and Einstein. And there should be a Newton pick at some point, with lots of alchemy & maybe some time travel

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@PoliticsLs The worst meme I've seen just made a great point

Fighting Gentrification: This White Family Refuses To Live In Any Neighborhood That Isn’t 100% White

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@LeoShane The Mongol armies were extremely diverse - every nation that surrendered to them had to send troops to join their army. They couldn't have gone nearly as far without Chinese siege engineers, for example.

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@notkavi Also "theory". They pretend it means guess

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@SocDoneLeft "the gringos"...she was elected by the people of Mexico

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@neilehopkins @JonSchweppe @LindseyGrahamSC It's always projection with Republicans

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@SevaUT D'Souza is even more sexist than Aristotle, who he's misquoting "s. For the slave has no deliberative faculty (τὸ βουλευτικόν) at all; the woman has, but it is without authority (ἄκυρον), and the child has, but it is incomplete (ἀτελές)"

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@jdcmedlock Yet again, libertarians for slavery.

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@LiberalDsa @jamforyou_ Immigrants and their children shutting the door behind themselves, old story

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@AmericanaAesth Just remember that you racists are always huge losers

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@AlissaWalsh21 @MattWalshBlog Confirmed: Matt Walsh has been cursed by God and is hated by all God's creatures.

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@amyliztweets New Yorkers don't have big lawns. Sprawl is economically and environmentally expensive.

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@IRHotTakes I'm still confused why there anyone pro LGBT becomes a Stalinist or Maoists

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@CC_Cowboy1 It's like Prigozhin in one way: he said he wasn't trying to overthrow the president.

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@srl I can't respect integrity that doesn't exist.

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@PatBlanchfield It's a correct choice, since "abolitionists" - really anarchists - will evade the big questions

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@maryhelenehall It's a warning about the rocking pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu

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@opinonhaver This is semi historically accurate for both Catholic and Buddhist celibacy - casual sex was much less of a problem

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@Taniel Yup, it's an absurd Republican gerrymander - initially created partly in the name of Black representation, but in practice reducing Alabama Black voters to one representative.

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@lefttwick They exist, yes.

White supremacist converts to Islam, kills neo-nazi roommates for disrespecting new faith

A man who converted to Islam has been accused of fatally shooting his two neo-Nazi roommates after they objected to his new faith.

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@VoidOfRoses Destruction began in 1990. It's been difficult to do safely. There were thousands of tons of toxic chemicals.

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@chi_urbanist @oneunderscore__ Cringe always wins

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@twitchell_adam @JoePostingg @SxarletRed Yes, and we did the second one, passing an authorization of military force against the court

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@MarxistVex Are you complaining that elections keep happening? That is part of democracy, yes

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@PopulismUpdates "Mike Pence did the right thing, and that's why I support hanging him" - average R candidate

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@nine_wire9 @DavidAstinWalsh @nytimes There are a lot more Third Reich fans than Second Reich fans in America. Whatever troll made that video was absolutely winking at Third Reich fans.

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@thechosenberg Children are always embarrassed by their parents, it might not even be class

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@byelin The pro-virus people can't forgive Fauci for saving lives. Because then they'd have to admit they were wrong.

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@EupatorDionysus Russia is losing, taking vastly more casualties, and committing every war crime they physically can. But keep lying.

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@Karl_Was_Right BRICS is a marketing term invented by Goldman Sachs to sell investment in those countries. It is not any kind of alliance. India and China are enemies.

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@bigseb31213 @HegelwCrmCheese Not if Biden drone strikes the court first

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@_nomadic_soul @Solstice_One_ Bethlehem is in the occupied West Bank. It's a Palestinian town today.

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@seantankerous If the SC is going to continue making policy, they should be informed about policy issues. But their only advisors are law clerks.

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@PopulismUpdates I'm guessing the third-place candidate's endorsement may make a big difference in the runoff. Milei accused her of being a terrorist who bombed a kindergarten. She filed defamation charges.

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@Tatarigami_UA @MatthewDownhour Next time they'll try harder not to get caught?

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@NormOrnstein Partly, Democrats want to pass legislation. But Republicans want to confirm judges, and let the judges decide policy issues instead of the elected branches.

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@ArchangelS_20 Reality: Russia says "your husband's been killed, here's a bag of dumplings as compensation"

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A bag of pelmeni (dumplings) is a new addition to the ridiculous collection of compensations for killed russian soldiers: Lada, fur coats, rubles, ice blocks, frozen fish and fire wood.

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@AlexanderMcCoy4 And Israel has no incentive to act otherwise, since US aid & policy deference is unconstitutional

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@GoldwagNathan This is cranky baseball, in 2010, complaining that Obama is making hospitals let gay people visit their spouses in the hospital, and that's tyranny. I don't think this is the earliest example that could be found.

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@Nostrom0 @lionel_trolling the confeds are the bad guys in those novels

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@ABeardedPanda If Russia felt security concerns, they wouldn't be stripping their defenses to invade Ukraine

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@PopulismUpdates Because he negotiated a majority coalition in parliament?🤔

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@Sturgeons_Law The killer also initiated violence. The victim wasn't touching anyone. First touch is crossing a line, which anybody should think carefully before crossing.

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@BL_Balthaser He's achieved Founding Father/ Bible level reputation then

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@Mike_Pence The Great Depression happened right after Coolidge But nowadays big recessions happen during Republican admins, and then Dem admins clean up the mess

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@Convolutedname Massive poll underestimate of Biden is not impossible

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@SocDoneLeft They left out used car dealers - the real salt of the earth

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@MAGAIncWarRoom Is 47 twice as much as 41? MAGA math

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@swolecialism That's a conservative media person, so by non political, he means conservative Conservative politics are not political and everything else is political

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@RottenInDenmark They would never say this as a positive thing about progressives - instead it would be proof of fanaticism.

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@radleybalko If one correctly regards immigrants as a blessing, it is

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@illegalandfree You don't care about your cause, if you don't care about effectiveness of methods

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@SocDoneLeft Might be changing Catholic guy also neglects to mention that Fuentes is also Catholic, that is not a real Christian according to part of MAGA

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@jdcmedlock Replacing fossil fuel demand makes more sense than restricting supply, anyway

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@SighAnywayCOYS @maxnotdavid @revhowardarson That could refer either to Hamas or the IDF, since they are guys fighting each other.

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@uncle_authority Funny how Stalin and his fans said the opposite at the time, constantly demanding open new fronts/advance faster

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@kzzrttt Most Hawaiians like having jobs & money. Honolulu is not on the same island and large cities are less vulnerable to wildfire. Boycotting Hawaii now is kicking people while they're down.

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@AriDrennen I'm not saying Elon is a pedo guy, but we need free speech open debate in the public square about whether Elon is a pedo guy

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@JonSchweppe @LindseyGrahamSC That's because you do. And your exceptions are phony and unusable. America is pro choice, just drop your opposition to choice and freedom.

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@newsrepertoire @abughazalehkat The south has craft beer and pizzerias and also above average levels of racism and fundamentalism.

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@landisstolen @MMiraculorum @Potentialmemery If Blackwater mercs can go to jail for war crimes, and IDF soldiers never do - that is something that makes one military force less likely to commit war crimes

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@LittleMammith A pilot defected to Saw Gerrera and Gerrera had him tortured In the first scene of the movie, the main character shoots someone who was giving him information, to make sure the informant wouldn't be captured and questioned by the Empire

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@revhowardarson Gotta avoid admitting that abortion can save a life

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@PopulismUpdates A politician who is religious, like almost every politician in the USA, but we're going to pretend that it's unusual.

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@_nomadic_soul @Solstice_One_ At the time of Jesus, it was Herod's Kingdom of Judea, then the Roman province of Judea. History's full of change.

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@swolecialism Remedial media literacy is exactly what the audience needs now

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@IRHotTakes This is how Russia's using tanks tho. Can't rotate the turret or do the usual tank role

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@HegelwCrmCheese The main thing about excuses for the Stalin-Hitler Pact is that tankies, and Russia, still think it's OK to ally with Nazis

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@thatdayin1992 You're dunking on Finland for not being a dictatorship And the new coalition will also be pro-NATO and anti-Putin, basically all parties in Finland are

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@BobBrigham Montana, population 1.1 million 6.8 people per square mile By way of comparison, France has a population density of 309 people per square mile, and it's pleasant enough to be a tourist destination

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@WiedowerZ @GoldwagNathan Until tomorrow, when you'll switch back to saying that it's anatomy. You don't know anything about her chromosomes BTW

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