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David

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6 years

i was despacito but you were alexa and you played me - rupi kaur

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7 years

forgive me father for i have sinned vs sorry daddy i've been very bad

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1 year

Shine this in the sky and someone named miggy or bea will arrive within 5 minutes

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6 years

the same water that softens the potato hardens the egg - lang leav

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9 months

this is my attack on titan

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6 years

*shows affection* oh no i'm making things awkward *doesn't show affection* oh no i'm making things awkward

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2 years

jobs done

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3 years

ratio

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3 years

tired of dreaming, it's time to start doing!

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1 year

visit to the senate today

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David

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5 years

there’s something bittersweet about returning to an old computer or phone you’ve replaced. they still know you— all the fonts, usernames, passwords, and text files are still there. covered in dust, but there nonetheless. just stray fingerprints of the person you used to be.

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David

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2 years

KAI SOTTO TO BE DRAFTED BY THE ATENEO DEBATE SOCIETY

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7 months

Maybe one of my top 5 jokes ever

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David

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7 years

ever since that one guy rejected my hand for ama namin i haven't asked a stranger to hold my hand since someone teach me how to love again

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David

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3 years

national champion! immensely grateful and profoundly thankful for the opportunity to represent ateneo and debate against such great teams in PIDC

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David

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1 year

my exercise routine for maximizing speaks: 10k steps with a backpack full of matterbriefs 3 x 20 pushups facing a picture of a debater you want to surpass 3 x 15 bicep curls doing the rizz face 10 x 3 structural reasons about an inane random unprovable claim 3 x 15 lat raises

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3 years

fully suited up!

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David

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7 years

I'm a ⚪️ Man ⚪️ Woman 🔘 Debater Looking for: ⚪️ A Relationship ⚪️ A Friend 🔘 A tournament that ends on time

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5 years

this sign is... derivative

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1 year

we're so back

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1 month

at last, blessed unemployment

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3 years

to all who followed me after worlds, i promise you only the choicest, dumbest tweets from here on out

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6 years

DID YOU KNOW: a large group of people is called a "no thanks"

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David

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5 years

Aleijn’s gifts beat mine everytime, a testament to her creativity and passion. And despite trying my best each time, this is the one competition I am never sad to lose. Happy Valentine’s, @pakikibaka ! A heart like mine finds peace in a heart like yours. Thank you.

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David

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6 years

when lego decides to leave the eu

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5 years

Thanks duolingo

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David

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1 year

Three clashes, but first extraneous responses, but first why this unresponded material is debate winning, but first what does the world really look like but first what is the delta in the debate but first what does the rise mean but first = Riv in prep

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1 year

submitted this and got an A

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1 year

Just met someone from Ateneo whose PE daw was bird-watching?!?!

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5 years

yie

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5 years

i’m now no longer eligible for juvenile detention!

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3 years

everytime someone calls me mr. africa i get to pretend for a brief moment that i won a beauty pageant

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5 years

Will happen, happening, happened. #NewProfilePic

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3 years

finally won a european tournament!

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David

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5 years

are you going to up or admu — im going to hell

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1 year

linkedin-posting hours

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2 years

MADAM CHAIR THE COUNTERFACTUAL TO THERAPY TALK IS BEBE TALK THREE STRUCTURAL REASONS WHY

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2 years

VITUG: POI SIR

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3 years

Even my professors are calling me a loser

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5 years

In celebration of Pi Day, I’d like to inform everyone that the string 69420 can be found at the 15773rd decimal of pi.

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David

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6 years

if you're taking the UPCAT at Palma Hall on Saturday morning, then be prepared to see a teenage male drinking at least five (5) bottles of kopiko

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6 years

coffee for the things i can change, and tequila for ths things i can't

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6 years

m-m-merit scholar

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1 year

barbing out

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6 years

me, ready to pounce on some fool with my forbidden jutsu

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2 years

i will never decorate my bondee’s room because the fact that it looks like a mental asylum is so funny to me

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5 years

Smile if you got dropped in quarters!

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David

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3 years

If Ignacio has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Ignacio has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Ignacio has only one fan then that is me. If Ignacio has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Ignacio, then I am against the world.

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2 years

once more into the breach

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David

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9 months

first paper published!

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@DavidSmashfrica

2 years

i'm sorry

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

6 years

ADMU-SHS Debate would like to thank ST. IGNATIUS for helping us with training for PSDC!

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

6 months

with this photo i get one step closer to becoming the platonic ideal of a generic Atenean

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

8 months

14 long years were well worth the wait

Mikko

@mikkogv_

8 months

im not sure ive ever been this happy in any tournament i have done ADMU SHS B KIEL AND SAM ARE HIGH SCHOOL NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!! AFTER 14 YEARS THEY HAVE BROKEN THE CURSE!!!

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1 year

pausing mid-struggle to pose

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1 year

jumpscared myself in google drive today

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

3 years

for each like this tweet gets i will do one “skrrt” in my math orals

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

2 years

just won the ryan gosling award for the most underrated “literally me” judge in the philippines

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

1 year

Once more I find myself in the unpleasant situation of having to write fanfiction for why it would be soooo cool if I could work at your company

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@DavidSmashfrica

2 years

from the bottom of my heart, i absolutely hate writing cover letters

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

6 years

i don't know if life is about finding true love, but it's certainly not about begging for it from someone else

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David

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10 months

Saw this last night and did a double take

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David

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2 years

IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER DAY OF GIVING SUBSTANTIVE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE DEBATE AND RESPONDING TO OTHER TEAMS CASES

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

11 months

like this tweet to increase the net amount of utility in the world

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

6 years

hello im the best boyfriend ever thanks

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@DavidSmashfrica

6 years

#ManilaEncounters When in Enchanted Kingdom, please take note of the landmarks near you. If you see a church, turn back. Enchanted Kingdom has no churches.

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

7 years

"Thank god we missed this round. Those are the two things we don't know about- women and sports!" - Matti Tan

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David

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6 years

here's 47 seconds of me just laughing at the up mathematics club poster enjoy

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David

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1 year

the leader of an absolute monarchy is an absolute monarch, hence the leader of an absolute unitary state is an absolute unit

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David

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3 years

ALRIGHT DEBATING AGAIN THIS WEEKEND NO BREAKS ON THE ATENEO TRAIN

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David

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6 years

high school is finally over! I can now dedicate my life to competitive underwater basketweaving 😍

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David

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2 years

not pictured: some mid creme brulee

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

6 years

carlo and I just yeeted with father jett which i think has convinced me to go to ADMU

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5 years

fact: triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

6 years

i wanna ingest probiotics and antibiotics and have them fight to see who wins

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2 years

sinulit ang flowers

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@DavidSmashfrica

5 years

McD on ald’s - rupi kaur

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@DavidSmashfrica

5 years

Champion and Overall Best Speaker of The Alley (by Vikings) Buffet Debate Open 2019, Matti Tan! Happy birthday, Matti! Good luck in your landi and don’t die

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David

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1 year

Go! Party Porkie sounds like a condescending way to encourage your fat friend to socialize

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David

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8 months

done speedrunning my judge career. the saigon breeze is good.

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

2 years

drowning in stuffed animals at IKEA

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

5 years

sir chair, i will start this speech by sending the previous speaker to the shadow realm

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3 years

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David

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1 year

Now to shift my focus to a full-time competitive badminton career

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

5 years

...those things don’t look like chocolates

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1 year

Taking advantage of these new notes on Messenger

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2 years

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5 years

❤️ this tweet and i’ll dm you nothing

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5 years

power level of Mikko Vitug is swiftly rising

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

5 years

using the blackboard is teaching in night mode

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

10 months

several months after submitting my thesis (w/ Benj) and finishing undergrad I realize that we left this page in

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

6 years

i find it kinda sad that if fireflies didn't glow, nobody would care about them

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

2 years

modess seems to have changed their packaging a little bit

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

5 years

the Philippines has 104 million citizens. if each citizen were an olympic-sized swimming pool, that would be 104 million olympic-sized swimming pools. staggering.

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David

@DavidSmashfrica

8 months

I AM A MACHINE THAT TURNS CANDID PHOTOS INTO RUINED CANDID PHOTOS