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Jamaica
Joined May 2011
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@DatTallUteWes
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6 years
You don't. You don't call him
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Jamaicans after you tell them “Suck yuh mada”
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Out Of Context Football
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5 years
Is that on an elephant's trunk fam?
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5 years
I don’t no the time
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3 years
That's exactly how make enemies. You do your work and mind your business, people think you're better than them and start hating
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4 years
If the soup or porridge not in this bowl, it nah guh taste right. Da bowl yah add flavour.
@ChrisMalachi
Chris Malachi.
4 years
Porridge is life.
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
And yuh put yuh foot innah him face?? 🙄
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 years
"Move from beside me"
@wimatchapp
WiMatch
6 years
How do Caribbean parents say "I love you"?
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
When I'm showering and the shower curtain touches me
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 years
So many levels of not a bloodclaat
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
"Bitch better have my money"
@Tut_siee
®️
5 years
A Jamaican once said...
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
Hugly
@UberFacts
UberFacts
3 years
When you crossbreed a husky with a pug, the result is a "hug"
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4 years
Imagine having your OWN flag day but still had to mention another country lol. Hate to see it
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
Bolt pickney suppose to a sleep. Wah gwaan outta door?
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5 years
Delete this fucking picture
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5 years
Soooo many levels of not a bloodclaat
@AaliyahNevaeh7
LaurenNYknicks 🐾🦋🏀😈
5 years
Rope swing in Utah 🙀
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
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No I do not know Bob Marley No I don't smoke weed No we do not live in trees Yes we have electricity No, No, Drake ain't Jamaican Yes, suck yuh madda
@neekasworld
bffr.
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
Yuh live innah utech classroom.
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, that's pop pop
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5 years
My grandmother now has WhatsApp and now I get prayers via voicenotes in the mornings
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
Is the fact that Bolt had so many tests done and the man Dem all come here, Jamaica, to investigate the food he was eating i.e. yam and such. Bredda 😂😂
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3 years
“yeah man, mash it up”
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 years
Lmfao rough pon yuh mi general. A nuh everyting yuh fi innah
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
"Bubble, Bubble, Bubble, Bubble, Bubbling Over. Hallelujah?"
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
There are 4 kings here Yohan Blake NICKEL ASHMEAD Asafa Powell Usain Bolt Don't be disrespectful
@spencermorgan93
Spencer Morgan
3 years
Bolt, Blake, Powell. Miss these kings
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
Dead yuh wah me dead
@Babycakesmoore
m o r g a n ✈️
4 years
Bomboclaat
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2 years
He says while in said KFC drive thru
@Di__krytik
Š.L.
2 years
Jamaicans need help with this weird addiction to kfc… smh
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 years
Is it me or does this look like an authentic Jamaican picture. We can claim Asahd?
@djkhaled
DJ KHALED
6 years
My son in 🇯🇲 @asahdkhaled VIBES
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
Suh yuh did a sleep innah Social Studies class don't?
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
Prince Pine resourceful doh
@BrithneyClarke
Brithney Clarke
4 years
Priory Pudding Shop 🥰🥰😝
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
2 years
All Wai Guan, I hope they find her and she’s safe
@JamaicaConstab
Jamaica Constabulary Force
2 years
Help us find Wai Guan who has been missing since Friday, July 08.
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
Somebody trying to save you if we’re being honest.
@jodymaria
Jody
3 years
A who try sabotage me
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
Best country in the WORLD
@neekasworld
bffr.
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
Shenseea bought her best friend an Axio and people upset that she never bought her a BMW???? A unnuh fi a get satisfied or the friend? Unnuh cyah jus happy seh she bought her friend a vehicle.... which some of the people complaining godly nuh have 🤷🏽‍♂️
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5 years
Me just as surprised as dah fish deh
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6 years
Split in di miggle
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3 years
Imagine Bolt a eat piece a yam and scientist come een and Tek it up put innah bag bout them a guh test it
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5 years
I can hear the Velcro
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 years
Man download dah accent yah
@iRealPedro
Pedro Deniro
6 years
🙋🏾‍♂️ Di sun is pelting.
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 years
"Come on child, put your feet through the bumboholes"
@JmeBBK
Jme
6 years
This kids chair, is called a BUMBO!
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
2 years
The heat from her Spliff
@Life_wars
Worcestershire sauce
2 years
Which heat ShaCarri a run again?
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
Mi nuh care wah people a seh, this Government is working. DEM A RERK
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 years
Body mek the man crash him boat. Jesas Crise
@BadGyallRiRi
BIIG Ri✨
6 years
Life’s way better in bikinis 👙
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
A which Guyanese cricketer this?
@trish_fabb
TrishFabb 🌈♐️🍭
4 years
Pickabooo, guess whoooo::: its mr. Kitten....
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2 years
As a Jamaican, it loves to bathe. Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
@fasc1nate
Fascinating
2 years
This hummingbird stops by for baths every morning.
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
If that earthquake had hit on land, or should I say, if that epicenter was on land, we would be singing a different tune right now.
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 years
"I'm a good goat" "Nobody nah curry me"
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
Him drop yes but a nuh content
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
2 years
Air benders dem on strike now. Water yesterday, fire nation soon attack and the earth benders soon shake up the place. Elements really doing there thing
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
Dah ute yah deserve every good ting weh a happen fi him
@Tropixsofficial
The Tropixs
4 years
#UptopBoss #Teejay cutting his very first #birthday cake after 26 years 🎂💪🙌
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
Food tastes better when you steal it from the pot. I said what I said
@Kwame2222
DJ KT
5 years
Unpopular opinion: Food edition
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
Chop yah chop up pussy? Bredda, cut yuh nails
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
Ahh. Now it all makes sense
@Avi552
🇯🇲 Kuntry Yute 🇯🇲
5 years
Little known fact: the skin of this lizard is used to make Clarkes shoes.
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
Found out I was colorblind today. The news came completely out of the purple
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
Lol Carib Cement think they slick
@PAYPALWITCH
cream god remy
4 years
Spooky ice cream
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
And if my baby mother...wife, stomach ends up like this, I will still love her and I will still kiss her stomach because this happened because she brought our child into this world.
@kourtkourtb
R.I.P Luh A 7⃣
4 years
Nobody: Your BM Stomach:
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
2 years
Princess Lovanna would have gotten out and pushed. “BITCH YUH NUH SEE HIM SHOES?!”
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
Minister of Justice Andre Sutherland
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
When I done gas and light this bloodclaat
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 months
Dem man yah Bob Marley sing bout
@fopminui
Mr Commonsense
6 months
@Morbidful The Brazilian Buffalo Patrol For many years, the policemen of Soure, the capital of Marajo, have used the buffaloes to patrol the island, especially in remote places that cannot be reached with other means of transportation. It is the only police force in the world that uses
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
Only Jamaicans can speak ill about Jamaica. Suck you madda if yah nuh jamaican and think you can diss the ting
@neekasworld
bffr.
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
Some say, to this day, she still hasn't opened the bottle
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
4 years
"Why didn't she leave?" Well, MAN DEM, this woman left the abusive relationship and still, he found a way to hurt her, kill her actually. So what now? What fuckery you gonna come with? Women are afraid to do the simplest stuff because of us men. Jesus Christ man.
@thebookofsamms
The Perfect Chaos 🌪
4 years
I honestly cannot comprehend...😔 #RIP #ProtectOurWomen #SaveYourself
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
2 years
BITCH YUH NUH SEE HIM HAND?!
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
2 years
No side walk, no drain, just pretty and vibes. Couple that with vehicular traffic. I give it couple months. Y’all really need to do the roads properly and done.
@NestaJA
Robert Nesta Morgan
2 years
The Springfield Road is finished! #CountryMP
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
You guh Wet n Wild?
@Noah_Petaz
noah peters
5 years
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
“Yuh Mada”
@vane_1salazar
N E S S
4 years
Do you guys say “MY mom” or “OUR mom” when taking to your siblings?
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
10 months
We are, in fact, better than the others
@ThatThickChick
🇯🇲That-Tiny-Thick-Chick
10 months
Ppl dem weh reverse inna parking spots gwan like they mek it in a life
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 years
Levels of Jamaican Anger, not ranked "Weh yuh jus seh?" "Who the bloodclaat yuh think yuh be?" "Who si yuh?" "Suck yuh madda" "Mi wi kick dung YUH bloodclaat innuh" "Mi bring yuh yah, mi can tek yuh back out" "Pussy yuh know me? Eee?" "Me come from *insert bad area here*"
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
1 year
The road dem fit?
@JamaicaConstab
Jamaica Constabulary Force
1 year
Get your motor vehicle certified fit or face a fine of $15000.00. All vehicles driving on our roads must pass a fitness certification by a motor vehicle examiner. The new Road Traffic Act is now in effect. #newroadtrafficact
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
Jamaica will always win Twitter trolling. ALWAYS
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
6 years
Dear Universe: Mi a try.
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
5 years
Guess the politician who would LOVE this shirt
@lijitimate
Lij
5 years
Just what you made God 🙏🏽.
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
3 years
Knife yah can cut any tension
@AlexusSkyyyyy
𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙨
3 years
In all my life mi neva see jelly coconut peel like orange.
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Dashcam Doctor 🩺™️
2 years
Collecting my business registration certificate today. If you see me running up and down in HWT, im not insane, just happy 😂
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