Dennis Quaid Profile
Dennis Quaid

@DasQuaid

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Professional asshole. Sometimes I act, too.

California
Joined June 2010
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Happy Festivus!
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Dear Dr. @DesertBus : Dennis Quaid approves! FOR THE CHILDREN!!! #DesertBus
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13 years
Seven for twelve so far tonight with the line, "Bet you $10 my dick won't fit in your mouth."
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Breaking Bad and real life, then I remember I don't have lung cancer.
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Dennis Quaid fucking hates cats.
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13 years
Dennis Quaid is lonely.
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Silly fat bastard's gonna kill me, if the "star killers" don't beat him to it.
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Her eyes, they shone like they're shinin'! I swear she had pidgeons for hands.
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Dennis Quaid would rather be sailing.
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13 years
And her hair's the size of a boulder! She smacked me with a frying pan!
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Dennis Quaid
14 years
Dennis Quaid wants to put his fist through Gary Bettman's teeth. #BettmanSucks
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Dennis Quaid is going to touch you until you squeal and make funny faces.
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13 years
Dennis Quaid is all hot and sweaty.
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Dennis Quaid
14 years
Dennis Quaid is enjoying some naked time.
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Dennis Quaid is about to down an entire bottle of NyQuil and sleep until Canadian Thanksgiving.
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Dennis Quaid is going out as Charlie Sheen for Halloween.
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Dennis Quaid
13 years
Went to the bars dressed as Randy. Someone dressed as a Santa Barbara county sheriff tried to arrest me.
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Dennis Quaid
14 years
Dennis Quaid is watching the Hawks/Flyers game and eating illegally-imported Canadian Kraft Dinner. #KD #KraftDinner #Canada #Blackhawks
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