Amirjoon @Dary0ush_ Twitter profile

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Amirjoon

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4 years

Terrorism is covered really weird when it’s a white person.

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4 years

2 people killed, 1 injured in shooting during Jacob Blake protest

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Eating meat and hanging out with men, buddy you are celebrating pride.

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2 filets for lunch before I go get drunk on the golf course with my buddies. Sorry LGBTQ+ , but White Boy Summer starts tomorrow and I’m getting a head start.

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2 years

Men will literally offer to buy Twitter instead of taking care of their son named R2D2.

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4 years

Everyone went from “essential workers are heroes” to “$15? Fuck that” real quick.

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4 years

Being told tution free college is a pipe dream from people who went to college for $100 😍😍😍😍

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4 years

I still remember “losing” my highschool debate for saying the Iraq war was illegal.

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3 years

Dudes been walking down this hallway for over a week.

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3 years

51 days down.

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4 years

I only want elected officials who know what overdraft charges feel like.

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4 years

I don’t think people realize that we’re at the end of the road regardless of President.

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8 months

@still_oppressed I see what you did there

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@SaeedDiCaprio Tagging the IDF will never not be funny

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3 years

I’d love to see a reporter just straight up ask Biden/White House why we don’t cut military spending by like 2% to fix 99% of the country’s problems.

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4 years

Using RGB’s death to capitalize on fundraising for someone who doesn’t have a shot in hell is prime example of the political consulting industrial complex.

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@JoshLekach

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4 years

Can someone explain to me how Biden is the most electable candidate but somehow a Kanye run would ruin his chances?

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3 years

This ain’t it.

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9 months

@mayemusk @elonmusk @POTUS Unrelated but did you happen to drink during your pregnancy?

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9 months

@sahar_tartak May I use you in my upcoming book as an example of why we need to bully people more?

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2 years

@heykayadams @1804lgndary Me following after this tweet.

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4 years

It’s amazing that so much energy is still being spent on trashing the Sander’s campaign/surrogates instead of trying to elevate Biden or expand his base.

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4 years

Context: she voted for Jill Stein.

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4 years

I hate when Democrats getting primaried say things like, “We’re all fighting for the same things”, no in fact we are not.

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@JJWatt Brother you’re were 2 express popped collars away from teleporting to 2006. Of course they noticed.

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4 years

Earned

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3 years

Realizing kids today will never know what it’s like to accidentally burn the shit out of yourself with one of those car lighters.

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This is a car lighter in a block of green marble.

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4 years

Apple store is censoring bad reviews of Robinhood.

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@TheOmniLiberal Your wife, where is she

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@GehlkenNFL

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Full circle moment when they’ve turned the Super Bowl into a culture war and they chosen the San Fransico side of the fight.

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@HillaryClinton @OnwardTogether When will these costumes be released?

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10 months

@EoinHiggins_ Are they aware those polls are from the American people lmfao

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4 years

Can we put just 1 politician in jail and see what happens?

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4 years

I have a Devin Nunes joke but he’d have a cow.

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4 years

America won’t listen to doctors but Goldman on the other hand.....

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A federal face mask mandate could save the U.S. economy from taking a 5% GDP hit in lieu of additional lockdowns, according to Goldman Sachs.

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@GeauxGabrielle Doing no follow up on this because I need to believe it.

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@JoshyBeSloshy Paying full price and consolidating food doesn’t seem like a hack,

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@bopinion

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3 years

I’m convinced Israel could attack the US and our government would be like ok but let’s hear them out.

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9 months

@dyingscribe Why’d you say destiny twice

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4 years

Let me get this straight, we can’t afford a single payer system but we can afford to bailout private insurance companies?

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@politico

4 years

Big businesses and powerful Democrats are aligning around a proposal to bail out employer health plans in the wake of staggering losses to the insurance industry

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3 years

Yo, @thehill everything ok?

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4 years

One of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in Fresno. #BlckLivesMatter #GeorgeFloyd

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4 years

I’m exponentially more upset they didn’t allow @GravelInstitute on the debate stage this year.

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5 years

The power went out and target was going to throw all of this away! Loaded up the uhaul and gave it out to the homeless. It’s a thanksgiving miracle! Lol

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@IAMannalynnemcc

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@scrowder @DonaldJTrumpJr Bro that was absolutely the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen in my life. All them muscles just to run away from this dude. 😂

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4 years

@ProjectLincoln And then donate to @fairfightaction

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4 years

Frankly, the fact that Pelosi's name hasn't been in the conversation for VP is insulting to progressives.

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4 years

I feel like Chris Brown is a prime example of cancel culture not existing.

Chris Brown

@chrisbrown

4 years

#GOCRAZY VIDEO IS AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE NOW!!! @youngthug

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Pretty sure that’s a member of the US women’s national team but ok.

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

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Barry Keoghan at the #GoldenGlobes .

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4 years

Have we considered paying people to stay home yet?

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3 years

@StandWithUs Was he created with funding from the US?

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4 years

@realDonaldTrump Not attending or not invited? I don't see how you can hate from outside of the club You can't even get in

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@PMatzko @DrHistoryBrad Yes you fucking loser

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2 years

Objectively top 10 things I’ve accomplished in my internet career.

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4 years

Everybody give @PhilArballo2020 a thank you for taking on @DevinNunes . This dude had to deal with daily attacks for the past 4 months just because he wanted to make the Central Valley a little bit better. Proud of what you put together.

Phil Arballo

@PhilArballo

4 years

One week ago today the American people finished casting their ballots in the 2020 Presidential General Election. While there are plenty of ballots to be counted in our race (it has already been called by the AP) it’s apparent that we fell short of our goal. 1/5

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4 years

Then why write about it?

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Look at how comfortably he lies to the camera. This whole interaction is caught on tape. I don't think he knows he's trending yet.

Adam Parkhomenko

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4 years

You can’t make it up. He’s back. Here is the guy that pulled a hunting bow on protestors, attempting to kill them before he was tackled. How is he not in jail?

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2 years

@Grimezsz please like this tweet

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3 years

Props to Clifford for the growth spurt

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@kenklippenstein Ken this is ridiculous. Do you expect her house to be sold and fund the GND? It would take at least 3 more estates.

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Hi Fresno here, stolen car capital of the world, we spend a half billion on cops and keep increasing it but only see crime go up. Perhaps cops don’t do anything for crime prevention.

New York Post

@nypost

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Atlanta councilman Antonio Brown, who voted to defund police, has car stolen

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4 years

This is one hell of a passage from the Devin Nunes book.

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3 years

Literally, only white people can act like this in an airport lmao

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Airport security is a joke. #BecauseMiami

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@RobinhoodApp Seems as though you are acting as a market maker and some might even interpret this as a recommendation.

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@davidmweissman @RexChapman

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2 years

Never forget that his best friend had just died and they asked why he missed practice but this is all that they ever showed.

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May 7, 2002: “We talkin about practice.”

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The Nets and New York Knicks have agreed to trade Kyrie Irving for Kemba Walker, Alec Burks, Evan Fournier, the 11th pick and a protected 2023 first round pick. The deal will be completed when Kyrie opts into his deal and is expected to sign a contract extension with the Knicks.

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So Lori Lightfoot might resign over a sex scandal and not *motions wildly* everything else?

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4 years

I think the $15 discourse is further proof that most don’t want equality, they want privilege. People seem to be upset that others in what they consider “lessor” jobs would make the same amount which would somehow devalue their job and not make them “better” than others.

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Can take the man out of Fresno but not the Fresno out of the man.

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

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A Model claims she had Jalen Green's baby last month while a stripper claims she has the same due date as Draya. If true Green would have 3 kids in 12 months.

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What’s worse claiming climate change is a hoax or admitting it’s real and choosing to do nothing of substance to stop it?

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Can’t stress enough that it really feels like we closed stores for a month, decided it was too hard then declared victory over COVID.

Rex Chapman🏇🏼

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Paulding County, Georgia: First day of school. 4 masks - if you zoom in — and zero social distancing. This is gonna end badly...

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Looting?

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I love the reaction, “officers shouldn’t have to go into debt for a degree just to become a cop!”, bro this is the reality literally everyone else is in. “But they don’t get paid enough”, yea college graduates? I know.

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Sorry but I don’t plan on building bridges with this dumbass.

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“The big 4 is a great way to start your career and the hours are over exaggerated. You’ll love the opportunities here.” -Chad, CPA, Age 24

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The Central Valley if Devin Nunes spent his energy on legislation instead of lawsuits.

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Holy shit Andy Ngo and Eve Fartlow are dating. 😂

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@mediagazer the man had to come up with something besides government subsidies and is strugggggling.

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4 years

This is the link for Devin Nunes’ survey on police reform. Have at it.

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1. I’m telling you, this generation is different. 2. I don’t think people realize what it means to have these events in smaller towns in the valley.

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I better start seeing a whole lotta apologies to @briebriejoy .

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4 years

Today’s elections, so far, appear to be an utter failure of the democratic system.

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I don’t think I can legally write out what would have happened to me if I climbed the fridge like that as a kid.

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Lmao

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What evidence do you have that people aren’t doing anything to stop the spread? Instagram

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4 years

What a heartwarming eulogy.

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Donald Trump mourns the loss of his friend Rush Limbaugh

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Nunes: The media isn’t covering California’s slow vaccine rollout The Media:

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These dudes are on the verge of tears on Bloomberg right now and I’m enjoying this way too much.

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@LolOverruled ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ don't send well wishes to white supremacists ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ 🎃 🎃 ____________| |_____________

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You can do stuff like this when you have healthcare.

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Canadian Dunk Contest...

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@KeithOlbermann @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports

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@OnlyAWorldAway @SxarletRed Joe Biden’s skin is falling off. Saying him and Jon look the same is so much cope lmfao

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Am I understanding this correctly? In the same week we cut SNAP benefits, we funded a space military??????? Call me crazy but I’m not sure we have our priorities straight.

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The House today overwhelmingly passed a $738 billion compromise defense policy bill that would create a Space Force as the newest military service

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