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@DarthSatious
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6 months
Me celebrating the halving alone tonight because nobody I know has any idea that the halving is happening, what it is, and wtf is even being halved 🎉😞🤣
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@DarthSatious
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2 years
@ronin21btc There was no crypto in the wallet, he just forgot it was there - sources.
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@DarthSatious
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4 months
@Breedlove22 I'm happy to admit that I'm a fan of bitcoin, breedlove and bumbum checks
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5 months
@GBNEWS @Jennifer_Arcuri @thecoastguy Cheers Neil. Just checked her credentials and it turns out she has no expertise in bitcoin but once shagged Boris? Great choice of guest.
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2 years
@jack Go rig another election.
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@DarthSatious
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7 months
Brian Armstrong in disbelief. Circuit breaker button sabotaged. Suspicious character seen nearby the incident 👇 @adam3us
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1 year
'Social justice is the idea that people should be treated unequally so they can be made more equal. It's an inherent paradox'. Aneesh Karve on the what is money show @Breedlove22 Wow.
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2 years
@yassineARK Today has been a long decade.
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2 years
@Parman_Public If you have many, it's better not to use a hardware wallet in case it becomes full. For instance, I own 33 million BTC which I store on coinbase to avoid this issue.
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@DarthSatious
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2 years
@lexfridman Kanye spends so much time name dropping and trying to persuade everyone about how great he is. I don't think anyone who believes themselves to be great would act like that. Thinly veiled insecurity.
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@DarthSatious
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1 year
@ck_SNARKs @FossGregfoss @TheBitcoinConf Imagine putting those 2 scammers dressed as wizards on a stage smh. Greg nailed it.
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@DarthSatious
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1 year
Nice, found a new one @JeffBooth
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@DarthSatious
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2 years
@dueyfromstlouis Yeah Britain kind of did allow the dollar to replace the pound?
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7 months
@CraigSalm @BarrySilbert @Grayscale It's not enough that bitcoin should succeed. Ethereum should fail.
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@DarthSatious
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2 years
@BitcoinMagazine The Communist European Union strikes again.
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6 months
@CiccioMadonna @AquaBitcoin @PhoenixWallet EU promoting self custody by accident. Based.
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2 years
@dueyfromstlouis Just like the US is forced now then?
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2 years
@CryptoCapo_ @CryptoChihiro Explain this to me like I'm Caroline.
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2 years
@DylanLeClair_ It's because of the merge.
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@DarthSatious
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1 year
@renepickhardt @udiWertheimer @ercwl I can provide a counter point if you're interested? If a person new to investing in crypto listened to Udi in the recent past they would have lost money when FTX crashed. If they listened to maxis with laser eyes they'd be sitting pretty with bitcoin in cold storage.
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2 years
@DylanLeClair_ When you're so bullish you're about to turn super saiyan.
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1 year
Every podcast I listen to with @americanhodl8 I'm shocked at this dude who sounds so normal at first, then comes across as some genius philosopher, absolutely nailing every bitcoin related topic. One of the very best in the space🙌.
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2 years
@DylanLeClair_ Explain this to me like my total net worth is in FTT.
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2 years
@420anagirl Michael Jackson??
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2 years
@rovercrc Fixed it.
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1 year
@hyc_symas I regret not buying earlier too friend.
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2 years
@trader1sz Spat my drink out at 4.55 🤣
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2 years
@DylanLeClair_ In the words of the mighty @ODELL Stay humble and stack sats.
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2 years
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2 years
@DylanLeClair_ Sounding like a major Elon simp here but he seems to play chess moves ahead of time which most can't interpret. Always sells tops with the disguise of another cause. Following his actions not words is probably best advice.
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2 years
@unusual_whales Please refer to the EU as the CEU moving forward (Communist European Union)
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2 years
@NoContextScouse Biden could save a fortune trying to get Russia out of Ukraine by simply dropping this man in Kyiv.
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@DarthSatious
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2 years
@DrChrisNewman @DoctorsXr @XRLondon @JustStop_Oil @UKHealthClimate No, take your beans and glue and relocate to a desert island and create your green utopia there please.
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@DarthSatious
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2 years
@BTC_for_Freedom Say 65% of coins haven't moved in a year and aren't moving any time soon, divide the remainder by 8B and all of a sudden this stat looks even more sexy.
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@DarthSatious
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2 years
@GoingParabolic @SBF_FTX Just cleaned myself up.
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2 years
@zerohedge People making a big deal out of the king pays no tax thing. In the UK we literally pay tax to support the royal family. Surely nobody is shocked that they don't return that tax we've already paid them. Otherwise what's the point in giving them it in the first place???
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@DarthSatious
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2 years
@MMCrypto Chris, I'm new to crypto. What does EMERGENCY in capital letters, with the symbol of a siren and a picture of a bitcoin chart about to plummet off a cliff edge mean?
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2 years
@DocumentingBTC @jackmallers Watches Mallers for a couple minutes, bullishness reaches new heights again.
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2 years
@GordonJohnson19 @jimcramer Have fun staying.. well you know the rest.
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2 years
@ArchRose90 She can't even wear matching shoes and put them on the correct feet mate.
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2 years
@gladstein After watching probably a hundred JRE episodes and a thousand podcasts on bitcoin I can't believe I've just discovered these today!? Listening to the earliest episode now and it's beautiful.
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5 months
@btcSalvation No, she would tell her boyfriend.
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2 years
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2 years
@DylanLeClair_ The longer I spend in the bitcoin space the more inevitable it feels.
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2 years
@BitcoinMagazine Believe the UK has the most bitcoin out of any country in Europe. We're ahead of the game on this.
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2 years
@Lord_Sugar I've never seen an image of someone more in need of a nice glass of milk.
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6 months
@BitPaine And only during the rare periods when the move confirms your bias.
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1 year
@OrwellNGoode Wtf why did you ruin my day?😭
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2 years
@TheCryptoLark When you understand a centralised, unregistered security with ever changing monetary policy, high fees & shitcoin scam creation mechanisms?
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2 years
@GrindingPoet Do Kwon out there bringing new meaning to the word shitcoin.
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1 year
@tokenstate Is that utility in the room with us now?
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@DarthSatious
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7 months
@MoheganBTC Send it back up with haste
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@DarthSatious
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6 months
Do the Americans wake up and ruin this for us or bring the pump of all pumpy pump pumps?
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2 years
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2 years
@FINterpreterSS @Parman_Public I send no more than 10k sats out in case they fall into the hands of evil. Send lightning invoice.
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2 years
@DylanLeClair_ Nice move.
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2 years
@BTCGandalf We simply swap more fiat for cheap corn.
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1 year
@coryklippsten It was like naming all of the marvel villains without thanos.
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2 years
@TheMoonCarl Yes I believe it will have a strong rally soon Carl. From $700.
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1 year
@FossGregfoss Fighting scammers and attacks on bitcoin, a worthy cause Sir Foss!🤝
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1 year
@RadarHits On the other hand, getting out of the Communist European Union is priceless 🎉❤️
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2 years
@Penny_Passive Man needs to put in more work if his girl is taking selfies between strokes.
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1 year
@D_Blanchflower @SpeakerMcCarthy A budget is a budget whether it's your home, a business or the government, manage it responsibly or go bankrupt eventually.
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1 year
@ICOffenderII @Justin_Bons yea but btc is the most decentralized cryptocurrency
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2 years
@zerohedge Communist European Union strikes again.
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2 years
@ODELL @chamath Sounds to me like he has a ton but lost it in a boating accident.
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8 months
@TheBTCTherapist Time and money well spent, can say "fries with that?" in 3 different languages.
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5 months
@BTC_Archive The game theory of bitcoin adoption will be studied for decades.
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2 years
@Rothmus Which Korea would you prefer to live in?
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1 year
@WatcherGuru Socialist policies incentivise irresponsible behaviour. The decline.
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1 year
@americanhodl8 @MartyBent @balajis May we profit from hodling, Ser Hodl of House Hodl.
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5 months
Every type of money in human history had one fatal flaw. They were all dilutable. Until bitcoin. The game has changed forever.
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2 years
@rovercrc Once the only bullish narrative is gone, a death spiral to the abyss awaits for eth.
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2 years
@BitcoinMagazine Down with the Communist European Union.
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2 years
@rovercrc All this focus on short term price is so stupid when you know where it's going long term.
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5 months
I'm not selling for years to come, yet still have an irrational need to check the bitcoin price several times a day. Do any of you suffer from this disorder?
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5 months
@JoeCarlasare No one's paying? Joe, explain this to me like I rotated to ethereum just before the merge.
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9 months
@RobinSeyr Happened to me as a bitcoin noob. Never forgot the lesson and still mourn the corn I lost rip 🙏😪. Now, the sell button doesn't exist.
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2 years
@DylanLeClair_ Due to recent events and an uncertain future I will be forced to simply continue to buy more corn.
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1 year
@ecb @abc_es Says inflation is economic evil - literally targets 2% annualised inflation 🤦
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10 months
@bitcoin_clown Shark Tank - Special Needs Special
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9 months
@Vanguard_Group @Maebelffuts Have fun staying poor Ellie.
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2 years
@cz_binance *smokes 1m cigarettes at once*
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2 years
@mikealfred 20 year old scammers are a thing though?
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2 years
@zerohedge At this point Trump is either a master criminal on the level of Moriarty, or not a criminal at all and a victim of recurring political sabotage. You decide.
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2 years
@mikealfred Because he hasn't heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
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2 years
@ClownWorld_ Im from the UK, but please don't listen to him and Keep America Great
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9 months
@fartface2000 The dump has dumped. We now pump the pumpy pump.
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9 months
@Lagarde @martinwolf_ @wef End the ECB. The end.
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2 years
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2 years
@cwt_news Wtf so lizzo can be out there looking like eddy murphy wearing prosthetics, and it's celebrated, and I can't have an extra couple inches around the waste?
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11 months
@BitPaine If I die, all bitcoiners benefit 🫡🫡🫡
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2 years
@DocumentingBTC @jackmallers @elonmusk I wish @jackmallers interviews could start coming with a 'bullish' warning so I can strap in before watching.
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6 months
@DavidFBailey JPEGs were scams on eth last cycle and they're scams on bitcoin this cycle. No different.
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1 year
@BitcoinMagazine Why so bearish Bobby?
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2 years
@MMCrypto Chris, can we still hit 100k in 2021?? Please confirm.
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2 years
@BitcoinMagazine CZ is the captain now.
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