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Sexually frustrated hellspawn, Narcoleptic Marauder, Chronic dumbass

Pronounced "Say-tee-us"
Joined October 2019
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Girl dinner.
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Holy shit they gave Doomguy THE CONTRAPTION™
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Fucking narcissist
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It cracks me up that Samus' ship looks like her helmet.
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He exploded
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I need non-Baki fans to understand, the logic of the series is so all over the place the only way to theoretically beat Yujiro is to match him with a character who’s as equally bizarre and bullshit in their writing
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Yujiro Hanma 🆚 Shin Godzilla, who y'all got?
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Was reading the Xbox Reviews for Fallout 76
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The trinity is now complete
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Poncho Master Chief walked so Fur cloak Doomslayer could Run.
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You know it’s a good weapon when more ppl are talking abt it than the literal Mech they showed
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Holy shit they gave Doomguy THE CONTRAPTION™
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"Why are they so mean to us 💔"
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Every other game he’s doing some cool shit and taking control of the situation, meanwhile in CE he just does whatever anyone tells him to do and gets yelled at by Cortana like "huh?"
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i love how chief is a complete dumbass in halo ce
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Gordon if he wasn’t fuckin around:
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One thing I don’t think we ever got from half life lore is if the hev suit made Gordon stronger. Like could he throw down with a combine hand to hand more easily because the suit is like power armor kinda?
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Can we all take a moment to appreciate the art for Eternal's cover art?
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The comments
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What do you think of US Navy repurposing #OilRigs into mobile military bases? #USNavy converting oil rigs to mobile missile bases to counter Pacific threats incl #China . Showcased at #SeaAirSpace 2024 expo, boasting advanced defense systems. To Know More
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TLOU 2 fans picking fights with every game imaginable, then surprised as to why ppl hate them and the game
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@pixel_axel Honestly not bullshit enough However there is somebody from the same series who is
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Considering they made the Doot skin for Eternal, this seems more feasible than you might think
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ID SOFTWARE, GIVE THE SHAMBLER THE TIMBS, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!
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Well then
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Ok so we’ve seen Doomguy’s PC And Samus canonically plays Nintendo So can Master Chief get an Xbox in Infinite? #Ask343
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Flirting vs Sexual Harassment
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Friendly reminder that Doom Eternal was compressed to about 40 GB
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare no longer fits on a 250GB SSD
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We got two baller Prey timelines and neither one can get a fucking sequel for the life of them
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Sad timeline where we'll never get a sequel to Human Head's Prey (2006) and Arkane Austin's Prey (2017)
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If I had a nickel for every game with an armored protag, that was a sequel to their older games, but prequel to their newest one, releasing in the year 2025 I’d-eh whatever you get the idea by now
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So yeah Nintendo and Xbox won E3 this year with Metroid Prime: Beyond and DOOM: The Dark Ages
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I like how they keep finding uses for the red dot on his chestplate
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atlan mech
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Replayed the Holt last night Doomguy watching bro waffling
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The real Halo cycle:
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This is my favorite scene in all of cinema and I am dead serious
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I just noticed Doomguy ACTUALLY has Trigger Discipline
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Netflix when they saw the shitty reception:
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Netflix has removed the new anti-password sharing rules from their website, stating they were posted as an error
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Doom side of my tl: "We are so back" Halo side of my tl: "It has never been more over"
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So called "free thinkers" when 500 cigarettes:
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I miss em
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I don't think I'll ever get over how bad Creation Club fucked up classic Doomguy
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@somedumbazz Pains me to say it, but he’d take like one or two punches from Doomguy, be like "ah you truly are a worthy opponent, but you have one fatal flaw" then use a secret technique to initiate a BFG crash causing Doomguy to reboot the game
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I like how this implies that after TAG 2 Doomguy woke up in Fortnite
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from the sarcophagus to the battle bus
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Am I late to the fad?
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What would you do with this room in the house
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Everyday we get a little closer to Doom 2 levels of modding in Eternal
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Is that fucking Doomguy pulling a Halo 3 intro cutscene?
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@soundsgoodman__ @branflakeassMAN @FuckPapaCone Fuckin Simon Belmont and Artyom out here, fighting off the police
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This reminds me of the time some guy said Doom should be more family friendly like Splatoon
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Nah
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@Taeke_00 He achieved the ultimate power (post-nut clarity)
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The Halo situation on Twitter is actually worse than I thought
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@IsannBeyond "He’s pure rage, he doesn’t care about anything else" Doomguy in canon:
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Bro why they censor Doomguy’s face?
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My bad, I didn't realize we were up against the fucking New England Patriots #HaloInfinite #XboxShare
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You know it’s a good design when it’s the one part of Doom 3 that still carried over to 2016 and Eternal to some degree
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this was my desktop wallpaper for the longest time
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I hope we get more warrior type enemies for the new Doom game so we can have this but unironically
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Still can’t believe Halo demolished the competition with just a fraction of its content on launch
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Battlefield 2042 might go free-to-play in order to restore player numbers.
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"Humanity lost this ratio months ago. Your people are coping, seething, OUTSHITTED, OUTFARTED… by me"
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POV: You tried to use the Rocket Launcher
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Anyone else just straight up think this was Doom 2016 for a second?
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Breaker Map Image #HaloInfinite
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Let's name his brother Bazinga
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It’s still there
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Ah yes, the breaker popper 9000
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It will never not be hilarious to me how fucking big this van is
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Devil May Cry 5 (2019)
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@VoicesByZane "Yeup, looks like a sharp stick to me"
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This is a strange ass timeline
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You've seen cursed But have you seen reload in Doom cursed?
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It’s so funny to me that this tweet is how a lot of ppl are learning there’s a new Doom game
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Holy shit they gave Doomguy THE CONTRAPTION™
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Dark Souls 2 is trending Majula is the best hub in the series don't @ me
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The military deployed fucking Samus Aran
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バァドゥ🌱
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とても楽しみ METROID PRIME 4 FINALLY
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Bro didn’t run cuz she told him to, he just got scared cuz she started yelling
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Ya know I always wondered if some ppl at id Software were fans of Metroid from the way Eternal was designed Turns out one of the environmental artists literally made his own version of Samus’s gunship, lol
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I’m putting together a team
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"That’s right, we’re going back in time to 2014 to get Destiny UIs off the menu"
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yuuko from nichijou
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it happened to me. i was interested in a video game until i saw The Screen
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*Tries making a point about the Mangler* *Uses the BR*
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Halo Infinite by 343 Industries (2021)
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Doomguy and Samus bro....
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Still fucks me up how Fortnite has some of the most raw art for it’s included characters
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Agent Strange @ QuakeCon
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Here's a better look at the loading screen
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Ok so we’ve seen Doomguy’s PC And Samus canonically plays Nintendo So can Master Chief get an Xbox in Infinite? #Ask343
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Minor Halo Infinite Spoilers . . . . . . . Doom: Everything but Australia is fucked Halo: Only Australia is fucked
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English ppl when the Queen finally dies:
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Skull & Bones will go down as one of the best marketing campaigns for a completely different game
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The number of people playing Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag has risen 200% on Steam after the release of Ubisoft's Skull and Bones.
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Ya know I almost wish MGR ended right here
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At least Doomguy's represented
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@NetHistorian Optimus Prime:
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Less than a month before more Doom at Quakecon
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@RickDaSquirrel_ When I’m in a tone deaf racial commentary contest and my opponent is a British white man:
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God I just saw someone suggest that the next Doom should be a looter shooter
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Wtf, where his weapons go?
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...[Opening File]..... .........[TOP SECRET FOR @DOOM ETERNAL]....... ...[REDACTED goodies [REDACTED] with Prime]..... [Select Mission] Y: N: 💀
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I can break the cycle of violence with a final act of violence. It's never worked before, but it's going to work this time.
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This gotta be the most raw minifig design Lego ever produced
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So you mean to tell me... this man has PTSD, suffers from hallucinations, needs transitory objects as a coping mechanism, and seemingly loathes himself? Like bro u good?
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Has anyone seen this clamber animation before? #DOOMEternal #XboxShare
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This gives me Tobey Maguire vibes
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This is still one of the most disturbing panels I've seen in comics and if you know, you know...
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@Photoshop_Gy Its only a few of them, but its like the most stubborn 10 guys you’ll ever meet
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I can’t believe people are actually upset over this
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Halo Infinite won't launch with ray tracing on PC, but developer 343 Industries says it's one of the studio's "top development priorities post-launch".
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My favorite indie FPS games
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