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@DarthJML

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Michelangelo is my spirit turtle

Florida, USA
Joined December 2017
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Oh hello lil frand what is your name?
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@PicturesFoIder Y’all see that face too???
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@latestinspace Good good let the terraforming commence
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@PicturesFoIder Illusions got me like
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@EverythingOOC Long May he reign
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@InternetH0F Time travel would be hard to keep track of
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Me impersonating James Earl Jones
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@InternetH0F You tellin me this guys all shell?
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@krassenstein Everyone has the right to defend themselves and stand their ground. They also have the right to walk away before things escalate.
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@EverythingOOC There’s going to be some radiation down stairs
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@s8n To turn into Batman at night
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Blowjobs Yeah I said it
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@EverythingOOC They always violating
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Stop scrolling and name my lil friend !
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Massages are just a gateway drug to the sex
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@HowThingsWork_ Cant leave home without the door opener to the door opener
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Who needs coffee when this almost goes on your face when you mow near a tree
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@shouldhaveanima Armadillos are a ball lmaoooo 🀣
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@EverythingOOC Being boring AND annoying
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@InternetH0F Ok we need to have a match up Cocaine Bear vs Cocaine shark
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@TuckerCarlson The memes that’ll come from this…
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You may see yourself as average But to the right person You’re everything
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Real titties hit different
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If she’s 6’2” don’t be intimidated When she’s got legs over her head and bent like a pretzel she’s only 3’1” Climb them castles king
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The goodest boi wants them to play nice
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Cocaine is just spicy powdered sugar
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@krassenstein He responded well I’ll give him that.
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@EverythingOOC I don’t get it
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Hey you stop scrolling Say hi to my bb goodluck lizard frand
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@shouldhaveanima Me in the morning to my yard armadillo
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Sriracha is just ketchup that hasn’t been to therapy
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@cremieuxrecueil This makes my eyes burn
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@fasc1nate Could watch them 🦁 all day
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Me impersonating James Earl Jones
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@InternetH0F Salma Hayek is Salma Hayek
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@EverythingOOC Here’s the feet for anyone curious
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Dogs became mans best friend when they taught us the best way to fuck
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@shouldhaveanima Turtle power
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@buitengebieden Goldie’s are top tier good boys
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Love them like they have 10 days left to live
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@stats_feed Who is doing the stats on this one…
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@ayeejuju Me going in for the oil change
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Call me Facebook cause I want to go down on you
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@Rainmaker1973 Arsonists reaction rn
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Anxiety and Depression The PB&J of mental health
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@crazyclipsonly The dude pulling into traffic like a grandma getting coffee But also the other driver not paying attention
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Girl are you a milkcrate? Cause you’re stacked and it’s going to hurt when I fall for you.
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Waffles are just pancakes with erections
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@neuralink Start the stream!!!
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Soft taco’s are just baby burritos
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@libsoftiktok @LexingtonTwo He just switched to the next book after they tried stopping him. That’s how you prove a point.
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@krassenstein Everything was better for the average person under Trump. People are hurting and remember the prices at the grocery store. Doesn’t matter what celebrities say!
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@stillgray We need more of these videos. Uncle come eat! 🀣
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@arithmoquine Pro humanists vs Gaia worshippers
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@niccruzpatane @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @SawyerMerritt Daaaaang that’s going to be a laser beam when the sun hits it
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@fasc1nate The future is compostable
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@stillgray So they’re showing support for shoplifting and driving over people?
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Oregon is such a good place if you like trees and nature. I can smell this photo and it puts a smile on my face.
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@krassenstein I’m just glad he showed up that’s what matters
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Salsa is so versatile What else can you both Dance and Eat?
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@greg16676935420 greg that’s a snowman arm
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Shave your balls not your beard
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@fasc1nate Was expecting the worst and got the best
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Oh you like Halloween? Name all the Tim Horton movies..
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@libsoftiktok β€œExpert” has lost a lot of meaning recently.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The gorilla like aight imma get up and come beat that a..
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Oh so you like murder… *holds Oreo under the milk till the bubbles stop* …interesting
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@MEASURED_HEAD Women just want one thing…
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@JoeAlderman11 @fasc1nate I would add plumbing and soap. I wouldn’t be here without C-section.
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Ok, so hear me out… Can we do this with the James Webb Telescope photos? Use the stars to make music? I think we could do something with A.I.
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@fasc1nate Now this is the kinda traffic jam I can get behind
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@krassenstein They can’t be seriously comparing the two… 😳
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@TheFigen_ Ok the world has too many destinations I want to go…
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If I get to 5k followers Imma post Tesla short shorts
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@stillgray That’s good to hear from Tim Apple
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Cream pie? In this economy???
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@shouldhaveanima Cant stop watching the red panda
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Have you seen the price of eggs lately? I’m still… shell shocked…
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Tongue punch her prison pocket
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Calzones are just Italian Empanadas
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*stirs dove soap into coffee* Mmm Cilantro spice latte
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Greek yogurt🍦 You mean.. Mediterranean Mayo?
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Burritos are just tacos that got too fat...
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@MKBHD At apple with an apple lanyard. AND TAKING PICS WITH THE PIXEL πŸ’€ Savage.
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@InternetH0F This can be the referee
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@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk @SpaceX Going to be 99.99999999999 soon
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@PicturesFoIder Me reading and seeing it works
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@buitengebieden Kindness is a language that can be spoken to all species
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Blowjobs are just spicy handjobs
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I’m good at spreading 3 things Sheets, love, legs, and butter
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@ftmensch Junk with a side of do this or go to jail
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This is a Dom Tweet Fuck Sub Tweets
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Pigtails were meant to be pulled
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@BrandonLBradfor Squats and plants guy πŸ’ͺ🏼
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Y’all won’t touch pineapple on pizza… But you’ll eat whale jizz fish farts wrapped in seaweed call it β€œsushi” and β€œfine dining”
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