Darizard @DariaB_ Twitter profile

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@DariaB_

4 years

@soarincudizone Lmfaooo so which is it

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5 years

We jump in the river after graduating at TXST as a tradition because it washes away all our TXST sins and we enter the adult world as innocent bbs.

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7 years

Snap stories where the girl is just sitting there with a snap filter on, silently, changing facial expressions to look cute... are very cringe. Leave that in 2017.

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@DariaB_

4 years

They really just put Texas State’s campus in there and said it was UT 😂😂😂😂😂

Fandom

@getFANDOM

4 years

Kate Mara and Nick Robinson face the consequences of an illicit teacher/student romance in Hannah Fidell's 'A Teacher' The first 3 episodes of the limited series premiere Nov. 10 on #FXonHulu (via @FXNetworks )

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@DariaB_

7 years

I've been waiting for this moment all my life

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@DariaB_

5 years

“Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?”

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@DariaB_

7 years

.........................smh

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@DariaB_

6 years

This dude has singlehandedly made me not give up on becoming successful. Bread: baking

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@DariaB_

6 years

A girl: “I’m only 19 and already so tired of the square” Mayloos:

Casey Lawrence

@LeanandCuisine

6 years

👴🏿

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@DariaB_

6 years

Donald Glover as Simba and Seth Rogen as Pumba is the thing I didn’t know I needed the most... but it’s happening oh my god it iS HaPpEnING

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@DariaB_

3 years

@saintbaddy As a fellow Sagittarius, this is absolutely sending me

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@DariaB_

7 years

this dude really is one of the funniest people on the internet rn

Meecheal Myers

@DemetriusHarmon

7 years

fish flirting

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@DariaB_

5 years

*My friends graduating on time* Me:

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@DariaB_

5 years

@EliMill3r Finally, a good example of a trapezoid

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@DariaB_

7 years

Idc bruh this girl just took a cute pic with a deadly snake, this is my president now

eco sister

@hiitaylorblake

7 years

Out here saving lives, making dad proud

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4 years

Bro this kid is one of the funniest people on twitter

Lukas Battle

@lukasbattle

4 years

Family drama yesterday

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@DariaB_

8 years

Needa finally get back to San Mo so I can get

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@DariaB_

7 years

I just want to say this: look if you have a friend with depression, it gets really hard to be their friend sometimes. That being said, don’t give up on that person. Really try your best because in the end, you might be the one reason they will have the motivation to fight it.

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6 years

@tressah_furlow This is so important. All these moms thinking they are saving their kids by not vaccinating are actually endangering EVERYONE lol

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@DariaB_

7 years

Decided to read San Marcos Popeyes yelp reviews and ran across this gem... amazing.

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@DariaB_

7 years

huge difference between party friends and good friends

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8 years

College kids coming home might be the only time I enjoy watching people's snap stories because of the amounts of happy dogs I get to see

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@DariaB_

6 years

How do people get lost on the square. It is a square.

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@DariaB_

6 years

Does anyone else have that weird feeling that this Christmas wasn’t very... Christmassy

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@DariaB_

4 years

I think about sushi at least once a day every single day. Sushi lives in my mind rent free.

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@DariaB_

8 years

"Your iPhone has not been backed up in 150 weeks. Would you like to-" Look. It's been 150 weeks. I would like to.... but I won't.

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@DariaB_

5 years

Hahahahahahahaha who tf is getting Catfished in San Marcos. Show your face

Nēv Schulman

@NevSchulman

5 years

Perfect start to a beautiful day. #TGIF #RunWithNev

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@DariaB_

4 years

“Oh u went to Txst you must have just partied a lot lmaooo” Yeah I also got a whole ass degree while still having fun and living my life the way I want to live it sooooooooOOOOOO

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@DariaB_

7 years

STOP RAISING YOUR KIDS LIKE THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK IN HALF IF THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT OMFG

Business Insider

@BusinessInsider

7 years

American schools have stopped crowning valedictorians so other students don't feel pressured

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7 years

I understand Greek life matters a lot for many people but don’t be insensitive about this, no one deserves to lose their kid bc of college.

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@DariaB_

8 years

Made it #TFM #SB17

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@DariaB_

8 years

Please don't get a dog in college unless you're 100% certain you have time to take care of a child. Because it's the same thing.

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@DariaB_

6 years

I’m 22 and fur sure need to stop talking like an 18 year old skater dude while cussing in every sentence but I probably won’t haha

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@DariaB_

7 years

To get into Texas State, you have to float the river without a tube the entire way. Initiation 101. I don’t make the rules.

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@DariaB_

6 years

When I was 19 I bought 4 lokos

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6 years

Haha I love going on twitter and seeing everyone suddenly become professional politicians

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@DariaB_

7 years

8th grade vs junior year of college, take it as you wish #PeakedIn8thGrade

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@DariaB_

8 years

TXST chant is definitely the new version of Marco Polo lmao. Just yell Texas, someone will always yell back State no matter where you go

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@DariaB_

5 years

I’m sorry but if you take Xanax for fun, you’re an absolute idiot.

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@DariaB_

7 years

Never seen a drunk hurricane until now

ABC13 Houston

@abc13houston

7 years

With these latest models, it's hard to know exactly where #HurricaneHarvey is going.

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@DariaB_

6 years

Me: no Depression: oh ok sorry

RT

@RT_com

9 years

1 more reason to say ‘no’ to depression: Scientists prove it shrinks your brain http://t.co/FGnetSksMX http://t.co/v7EMtwTjA3

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4 years

Post-festival chillin. Heavy vibin. Kinda dehydrated. Kinda shaky. Haven’t slept in 48 hours. Last food was that $10 slice of pizza.. I think yesterday? Music bumps tho

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@DariaB_

6 years

@the_hottest_jew Heheheheheheh

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@DariaB_

8 years

Lowkey salty I wasn't born a millionaire

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@DariaB_

4 years

I just got the news that my dad started being able to breathe by himself for about an hour at a time after being intubated for a month. When I say miracles happen... ❤️

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@DariaB_

6 years

One time at a festival, I asked a tall guy in front of me to please move just a little so I can see the band. He turned around and angrily went “I got my ticket just like you so grow some f*cking legs” and his friend went “sorry, he’s newly single”

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@DariaB_

6 years

just an FYI I called the suicide hotline once a few years back and.... i was put on hold. So that’s all i gotta say about that

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@DariaB_

7 years

give me some space

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@DariaB_

7 years

New TXST tailgating policies. Not the end of the world... but definitely the end of an era.

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@DariaB_

5 years

Shut the fuck up

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5 years

Deadly diseases like #COVID19 will keep breaking out until the world stops eating animals.

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4 years

I GOT THE JOB!!!! CHARLES SCHWAB HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO BABYYYYYY

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@DariaB_

9 years

I am extremely proud of going to Friendswood HS. http://t.co/TgwLZkmvkc

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@DariaB_

7 years

@CWalts18 @KikiRubal *brings wine to the library* "I need it for my nerves"

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@DariaB_

6 years

I didn’t like the dullness so I brightened it up a little 🌄 (+ glow in the dark)

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@DariaB_

7 years

Lmao mama we made it

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9 years

Pray for the TXST squirrels :/

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@DariaB_

5 years

My first attempt at a complex nebula. :)

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@DariaB_

4 years

the most “meant to be” moment to happen to me in the past year or two is this and i think about it so often lmao

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@DariaB_

4 years

Ima just wear blazers everywhere.

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@DariaB_

7 years

San Marcos is one of THE best places to live in during your 20s. This is a 300% proven fact.

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@DariaB_

8 years

"High School is the best time of your life, cherish it" fake news, go to college

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@DariaB_

6 years

Hahahaha oh my God the kid on the right is Joshua Lambert, the kid who once bought me 10 bags of Cheetos for lunch in HS and then asked to have them all back

Ryan Fournier

@RyanAFournier

6 years

The left is completely unhinged. This is what it is like on a college campus in 2018 when you express your Conservative views. Disgusting!

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4 years

It’s 1:23 am and i just bought this shirt. Gtg

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@DariaB_

6 years

Dear Kobe in San Marcos, For the love of God, get your shit together. I’m starving and you’re ruining my life. Please come back. Love you. Asshole. - Dar

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@DariaB_

4 years

I strive to be dis content at all timeZ

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@DariaB_

5 years

A wavy before and after

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@DariaB_

6 years

Remember when The Interview almost started a war lmao

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@DariaB_

6 years

#HowHardPubertyHitMe hard.

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10 years

He has risen http://t.co/h0NA9oAWQS

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@DariaB_

6 years

I sent my mom this pic and this is her ultimate response

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@DariaB_

6 years

It’s a guy.. playing a guy... disguised as another guy.. IN A COMEDY.

E! News

@enews

6 years

Shaun White is facing backlash for dressing up as Simple Jack, an intellectually disabled character from Tropic Thunder, for Halloween.

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@DariaB_

7 years

Feels like my university has been on the news for bad situations more than any other college this year. It’s like the grinch of all colleges.

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@DariaB_

5 years

He..... he even waited for the guy to give him a pet before he left... this is the hardest flex I’ve ever seen

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@DariaB_

4 years

I am a fairy. :) #NewProfilePic

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@DariaB_

8 years

It seems that I'm more tired at home, where I do my absolute minimum, rather than college, where I sometimes have no sleep for 36 hrs

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@DariaB_

7 years

San Marcos is like one giant alcoholic beverage

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@DariaB_

8 years

Imagine having Michael Scott as a professor

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@DariaB_

3 years

:)

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@DariaB_

4 years

San Marcos has the square open during a whole ass pandemic but not Sewell..... which is healthier and is a huge part of our lives without including alcohol in it at all times and gives more options for social distancing....make that make sense.

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@DariaB_

4 years

Yesterday waZ c00l

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@DariaB_

7 years

Can y’all stop making I️t sound like he’s the victim. He slaughtered 17 innocent kids, who gives a sh*t about his troubled past? Not their parents for DAMN sure.

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@DariaB_

6 years

I finally got accepted into McCoy Business College and although this is two majors later, I finally feel like I’m officially on the right path. Very excited for the future for the first time in a while :)

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@DariaB_

7 years

.............. i just........

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@DariaB_

6 years

Haha. You’re a piece of shit.

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@DariaB_

4 years

Shoutout specifically to all the Friendswood kids unfollowing me because I post anti-racism stuff. We know, cowards. ;) 🗑

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@DariaB_

8 years

R u sure about that

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@DariaB_

8 years

Schedule says "you have tests" Brain says "tailgate weekend"

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@DariaB_

4 years

Am I the only person who feels happier when it’s rainy and dark outside? It makes me feel so... free

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@DariaB_

7 years

I don’t think I ever thought I would see Tame Impala and Snoop Dogg on the same freaking lineup but here we are. Damn it I love you San Marcos.

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@DariaB_

6 years

I’m sweating just by looking at this lol

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@DariaB_

7 years

Why can't people just be straight up with each other nowadays, it's really not that hard.

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@DariaB_

5 years

Excuse me, who?

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

5 years

Breaking: International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound says the 2020 Olympics are going to be postponed, per @cbrennansports

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@DariaB_

6 years

..................................naturalselectionisreallywildsometimes

Robert Littal BSO

@BSO

6 years

XXXTentacion’s Fans Jumped Off Roofs in LA as a Tribute to His Death; LAPD in Riot Gear Had to Show Up Because of Crowds (Videos)

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@DariaB_

3 years

No Twitter crop, you say?

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@DariaB_

4 years

I just feel good about how hard I’ve worked on my body and myself recently. I’m happier with my image even after everything my little family went through. 🤍

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@DariaB_

5 years

Just wanted to share my very first oil painting. I’m very proud of it.

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@DariaB_

4 years

One hunnet percent

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@DariaB_

4 years

tamales.

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@DariaB_

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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@DariaB_

4 years

What about this is festive Kim you are literally The Hulk

Kim Kardashian

@KimKardashian

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A special thanks to @danielroseberry @schiaparelli for my amazing gown that made me feel festive this year even though our Christmas Eve party was cancelled.

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