Darci Lama @DarciWow Twitter profile

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

After 30 years of field research, I have concluded that none of y’all deserve me.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

@ClayBilas What you should have done is write “period friend!” instead of the question marks, cause baby is clearly grasping the material.

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@DarciWow

4 years

*Mrs. Obama appears on screen* Me: I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT! STRUT!! COME ON COAT, COME ON BELT, COME ON CURLED BANGS, COME ON BURGANDY!!!!

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5 months

@talleyberrybaby It’s my dumb ass talmbout some “bundle weasley”

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2 years

@Romeoohhh I love that we can literally say the same “insult” in a different tone, and it’s a compliment.

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@DarciWow

2 years

@elivalley What a very pro life move to have snipers shoot civillians 🥰

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@DarciWow

2 years

@Yasmine_Sweets @TheSunSage @Romeoohhh And if they really showing out, you start with “c’mon” 🤣

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

Dear Trinidadians, Please get w/e vaccine is being offered the instant it becomes available. You are not an epidemiologist. You didn’t even do Bio for CXC. You are not as smart as u think you are. Your pseudo intellect means nothing during a public health crisis. Darcelle

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@DarciWow

3 years

@tinnkky Why he dress like Lori now 😭😭😭

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@DarciWow

2 years

@putasinghonit It look like my good sis went and got her a BBL & facelift & laid low to recover. IKDR Lilibet

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@DarciWow

1 year

@DrewBarrymoreTV You’re an empathetic & active listener which makes for really good interviews.

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@DarciWow

2 years

@notcapnamerica The fact that they both have the racist haircut

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@DarciWow

5 months

@notcapnamerica I wonder how many of those words she knew/understood.

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2 years

@halleberry “Dilemma”, I see what u did there 😉

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@DarciWow

5 months

@keshialeah Lol. “Body wave wizard”

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@DarciWow

2 years

@TheBaddestMitch They all look like Backyardigans walking around in them. Surely it’s some kinda social experiment,right?

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@DarciWow

5 months

@solomonmissouri Just sitting there thinking about how she “never would have made it.” IKDR.

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@DarciWow

3 years

@jenmalone666 I can’t imagine what u had to do to get a verse AND a chorus of “Hit ‘em Up” We the people thank you for your service

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@DarciWow

2 years

@TheBaddestMitch The parking garage bit took me out! She really turned that school into Hogwarts Agricultural & Mechanical University of Witchcraft and Wizardry 😭

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

I was born on Divali & now I turn 30 on Divali. An anointed child of the light✨

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@DarciWow

8 months

Who is Yung Bredda partner that always on stage with him? The lil fella with the canerows. Anyway something about him is very endearing & his mannerisms crack me up. I hope he prospers.

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@DarciWow

4 years

I’m about to be in my surgeon’s office with this tweet like:

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@DarciWow

3 years

None of my aunts’ & uncles’ names are actually their Gov’t names bc whoever my grandmother sent up the road to register them at the time, just gave them a random name 😭😭 Eg. Aunty Angie is actually Gertrude cause the day she was registered was St. Gertrude’s feast day 😭😭

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@DarciWow

1 year

@aprettyPR What’s really taking me out is that she thinks she’s making sense, meanwhile she’s just…saying words

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@DarciWow

1 year

@talleyberrybaby I kinda wanna know what inspired you to do the search in the first place. Did you just get a feeling?

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@DarciWow

2 years

@layxsnv The edges should be the least of her worries. Those lashes are hideous. If she blinks too hard, I fear she might fly away.

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@DarciWow

4 months

@dammitdemi I hope you find him soon. If you have to go searching for him again, try not to embarrass him in-front of his friends this time. He’s trying to fit in with the strays & he doesn’t need you blowing his cover.

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@DarciWow

2 years

@rickeythompson Like why would you do this? What a nerd

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

4 years

The men of the village hold a trial to vet my suitor I can’t attend the trial bc women aren’t allowed in rooms w/ more than 2 men over the age of 10 So until a verdict is reached, I stay home & continue my study of feminine arts such as embroidery Does tht answer yr question?

TheBag

@RenaldoTT

4 years

Who is the man that's vetting your relationships? Your father? Your brother? Your uncle? You would waste a lot less time if a solid man was involved in the selection process and vice versa.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

4 months

@SomaKazima Okay but what singular drink can cause all this? Did they find the bottom of the bottomless Margaritas or something cause I just don’t understand 😂

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@DarciWow

7 months

Fentanyl? Ketamine? Hydrocodone? Oh my!

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@notcapnamerica

7 months

What in the pill mill was going on in the White House? 😳

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@DarciWow

2 years

@BigNeyogems Ummmmm… Snuffaluffagus would like a word.

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@DarciWow

4 years

@durrellyrell MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB LITTLE BOY BLUE MOTHER GOOSE. Perioddddd

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@DarciWow

3 years

@jiggyjayy2 The whole “Activism, but make it Fashion” trope is embarrassing tbh.

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@DarciWow

2 years

@TheBaddestMitch Right! The new kids don’t have a tactful bone in their bodies. Cause once upon a time this lady was told by Rih she couldn’t get a job (stage), but she still managed to give this positive interview.

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@DarciWow

4 years

@talleyberrybaby RIGHTTTT! She shaped like Meg.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

1 year

I have never understood persecution of the LGBTQ community Cause it’s like mfers be queer & that ain’t got shit to do w/ you Yet here you go taking time out your heterosexual day to march in the street & demand the disenfranchisement of a group who largely minds their business

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

@jiggyjayy2 You know why, gworl ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

@meIissamichelIe All this when the whole time her outfit was giving mop

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

4 years

If you’re confused as to why a “promiscuous” woman won’t let u hit, I’m here to let you know it’s probably because you are ugly, uninteresting and/or generally unlikable.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

@MotorMav_ My time has finally come. Lmk we meeting up

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

@poladii_ Everybody bout to be wearing these at the concert, cause where else can you go in such a frock

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

Me googling how to do fraud on the weekend, after a long week of laboring for DA MAN:

MAY18TH

@jiggyjayy2

2 years

Im bout to start moving bricks

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@DarciWow

4 years

@AmandaNer My gyorl said, “CROSS. ANGRY. MISERABLE” oui 😭😂😭😂

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

@jiggyjayy2 Go shoot a gun into the air & watch them vacancies pile up! It might even bring that rent down a smidgen You’re welcome 🙂

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

4 years

@CherylACampbel5 1. Warning shots don’t function the same when you’re black (see attached) 2. Nobody should have to move from their home for fear of being terrorized by neighbors. She has a right to be there as much as anyone else.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

1 year

@melaxgoddess @xoduscarnival I’m happy this is how you’re shaped, but I still feel like it should be happening to me instead 🤣

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

5 months

So many women with useless baby daddies endure awful treatment in the name of “keeping (their) family together,” when in reality that man never considered y’all a family unit in the first place. Sisters, let go of that nuclear family fantasy. You can’t build with a destroyer.

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@DarciWow

7 months

@jiggyjayy2 Right. Always freaking shit that don’t need to be freaked. Do you think she ships them to the NE? I need 12 baker’s dozens.

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@DarciWow

1 year

@beequammie This is true Evangelicalism…Beyvangelicalism if you will Thank you for doing God’s work.

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@DarciWow

3 years

@jiggyjayy2 It’s especially hard to see it when the son is an adult & in a relationship of his own. Cause it’s like go ‘head f*ck him & get it it over with, instead of putting us all thru this Oedipus-esque freakshow🤢

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@DarciWow

2 years

@Gypsymuvaa “I used one for work” 😂😂

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@DarciWow

3 years

@Vouwrld That Neanderthal gene alive and well

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@DarciWow

2 years

@ThegirlJT Niece put one of everything they had in that salon on there 🤣

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@DarciWow

1 year

RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_

1 year

A reckless driver was taken to the hospital after crashing their car into the second floor of a Pennsylvania home

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@DarciWow

4 years

@SherayneWelch I love everything we say. But Off top: -I never see more -papayo -pappy show -how we call strangers “family” -catspraddle

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@DarciWow

4 months

@SomaKazima Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That makes so much more sense. I promise I’m not usually this slow 😩

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@DarciWow

2 years

@BadBitchCarta As opposed to her rent?

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@DarciWow

7 months

@shoesbyFIS Did you call them broke and ugly or have I taught you nothing?

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@DarciWow

7 months

@talleyberrybaby This! No regard for their life expectancy! Don’t they wanna be here to meet their grandkids? Anyway does she ship these? I need 150.

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@DarciWow

8 months

I BESEECH THE PARENTS OF BOY CHILDREN TO TEACH YOUR BLOODCLAAT SONS BASIC LIFE SKILLS THE STRAIGHT GIRLS ARE FEDUP PICKING UP YOUR SLACK. Cause why you, as a big man with hair on your balls don’t know how to hold a broom or boil a flipping egg? Don’t piss me off.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

1 year

@Savannah_FDS What a way to find out your husband is undesirable 🤣

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

4 years

@YungMiami305 So sorry, Caresha. My heart breaks for you & your son. If you read this, may it serve as a reminder to keep on being strong. You can & will get through it.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

@TheKitchenista Okay but sometimes you gotta talk bout what u dreamt right as u wake up or else you’d forget. Sis was clearly dreaming of Chuck E Cheese at closing time & she woke up before she could find out the fate of the leftover pizza I stand with Raven 🤣

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

10 months

@TheKalenAllen Noo cause when Kelly said she like when they grills be gleaming & eyes be low, apparently my 13 year old self deeply internalized it & now here we are 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

If Twitter were a physical place, it would be a subway station in NY: weird & dirty, but sometimes there’s a talented guy singing on the train so u look at him to distract yourself from the crackhead pooping in the corner.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

@DrewNextD00R When he makes it to the streets & can’t read the signs, he gonna be trying to figure out which way to go like:

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@DarciWow

2 years

@KejanHaynes Don’t let them find out about Rio Claro or Petit Bourg.

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@DarciWow

5 months

@talleyberrybaby IKDR Sister.

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@DarciWow

2 years

@ParissAthena I for one was disappointed that the white cultural representative did not bring hot dogs.

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@DarciWow

7 months

@TheBaddestMitch You seen the joy on his face while he was pushing the baby? “They” be so barbaric & wicked Anyway Colton would have had to buck with me next if it was my kid he put hands on. Idc.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

@jiggyjayy2 You play all day every day😭😭😭

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

My entire Twitter persona:

MAY18TH

@jiggyjayy2

2 years

telling stories 6 years after they happened so people have no clue whats going on in your life at the moment>>>>

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

@Ryan_Ken_Acts

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@DarciWow

1 year

I see y’all have once again been talking about splitting imaginary bills with y’all’s imaginary partner, in an imaginary home that has an imaginary rent/mortgage, that y’all likely can’t afford irl. By all means, carry on.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

@jiggyjayy2 I saw a rendering of her once, she’s a 21st Century 3/ 10 at best. They were down bad in Ancient Greece.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

7 months

@TheOnlyAmiraWaz @Realitea_TvJunk Came to the comment section specifically to see who else thought this 😂

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

@Ryan_Ken_Acts And it’s not even like the harmonies are giving….

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

@Ryan_Ken_Acts I love your humor. It’s always so intelligent and well seasoned.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

4 years

Again, the United States have deployed soldiers to foreign lands for exactly what we are seeing on home soil

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

4 years

The difference is, Jesus loves you, I don’t

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@DarciWow

2 years

@suscainrocks @jazz_inmypants Jaine

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@DarciWow

5 months

@serenaatonin Just run me my Founders Fee when your tik toks blow up & we straight 😂

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

I don’t know how I feel about these new singers/ rappers/celebrities. There’s just no…no “je ne sais quoi” anymore. No nuance- no intelligence; Just bad takes & designer items. Maybe it’s cause I believe in famous people having charisma, beyond their primary pursuit

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

@TamiaaMo_ Girl that’s the glow from the oil sheen stylists be spraying at the end.

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@DarciWow

1 year

@TheBaddestMitch Thank you for your service Madam Commander-in-Chief. Next up: force all the embarrassing states to secede

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

4 years

Wishing every convent sister I have on here a wonderful day! I love y’all and it makes me happy to see you guys taking the world by storm like the true bionic bitches y’all are.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

1 year

@JKavJA The true question is wah you do har mek she do you dat…

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@DarciWow

1 year

@AjalaPilgrim A time I got from Holy Name to Maritime in 8 mins. Homeschool may just be the Healing of the Nation fr

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

4 months

One time I signed up for a “Recovery Yoga” class cause my back was sore & needed “recovering.” Turns out the class was for recovering drug addicts. I only realized halfway thru when they started taking turns saying how long they had been sober, by which time it was too late 😭

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

@foreverimbetter

Darci Lama

@DarciWow

3 years

If Twitter were a physical place, it would be a subway station in NY: weird & dirty, but sometimes there’s a talented guy singing on the train so u look at him to distract yourself from the crackhead pooping in the corner.

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@DarciWow

4 years

@ProblematicProf Also a lot of unremarkable people had parents who fawned over them and convinced them they were extraordinary, when they were in fact daft.

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@DarciWow

2 years

@datruth_01 My villain origin story is people at Starbucks ordering stupid foo-foo drinks at 7AM, whilst the serious people of the world stand behind them waiting to order coffee like real adults.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

2 years

@TheBaddestMitch It’s Black (Wizarding) History Month, I for one would like to learn about the civil rights movement in the Wizarding World.

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@DarciWow

2 years

@TheBaddestMitch I thought he was they big cousin

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

7 months

@shoesbyFIS There’a always next time. Go forth and insult others, or whatever Jesus said.

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Darci Lama

@DarciWow

1 year

This is an obvious lack of decency on his part but as a ProChoicer myself, I fear he (objectively) has a point. So alas this is how I reacted to the OP: