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@DaraMichele_
DaraMichele
5 months
What I’m hearing Brock, is that Tom pays your rent and child support when you can’t, because you’re a fkn loser. #VanderpumpRules
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1 year
She’s coming. #HurricaneHilary
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2 years
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@DaraMichele_
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11 months
@queensofbravo **look at Sutton’s made up, excessive drinking and not at our crumbling marriages!
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@DaraMichele_
DaraMichele
2 years
The most spectacular Vanderpump summary! #PumpRules #scandoval
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@DaraMichele_
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5 months
@justplainzack A dead lizard is hotter than Sandoval. What glue are you sniffing?
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7 months
@TheRHPolls @WendyOsefo @BravoTV @Andy I’d rather eat a dirt sandwich.
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@DaraMichele_
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3 years
@johnlegend Is it that impossible for her to take a complete social media break?
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8 months
@StatenIslFairy Tell me you don’t know about real estate without telling me you don’t know about real estate.
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@DaraMichele_
DaraMichele
9 months
@nosmokenomore Am I the only one who remembers all their PJ trips and photos together? Is she high?
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1 year
This c*nt brought flowers the day after she f*cked Sandoval in her car!? #scandoval #VanderpumpRules
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DaraMichele
11 months
@nosmokenomore Now she can pay for her Botox
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1 year
@NiallHarbison You could not have honored him any greater. Tina and Snoopy are loving this. 🙏🏼💕
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3 months
@nosmokenomore She. Left. Him.
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1 year
@thekatiedrennen You can smell the Victoria’s Secret Love Spell
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7 months
@thebravobabe_ You go girl!
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1 year
@TeddiMellencamp Even funnier Andy didn’t notice or care.
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@DaraMichele_
DaraMichele
5 years
Watching Katie Joy do makeup tutorials is about as useful as Stevie Wonder giving driving lessons.
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DaraMichele
2 years
Not Tom Sandoval cheering on Rachel at the Miss California pageant TEN MONTHS AGO!!! It was always right there! #rachel #PumpRules #eastereggs #scandoval
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1 year
Wait, so this is Shekinah on Millionaire Matchmaker vs 90 Day Fiancé The Other Way??? I thought these photos were two different women. #90dayfiancetheotherway
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9 months
@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy Not 2024 or any other year. EVER.
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8 months
@queensofbravo Said no one…ever?
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DaraMichele
2 years
You really did open yourself up, Rachel #PumpRules #blackeyedbambi #rachel #scandoval
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1 year
@queensofbravo This is the last thing that poor dog needs.
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11 months
@nosmokenomore Yeah, to take the focus off Kyle dating a woman 26 years younger. Nice try, ladies!
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1 year
@SHABOOTY Just like Larissa…she’s never going back for her kids. 🤮
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7 months
@queensofbravo Sandoval Jr needs to pipe down.
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1 year
@NiallHarbison Godspeed Snoopy. I’m so sorry Niall. He was a legend.
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6 months
@queensofbravo God please don’t strike me dead…Scheana
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5 months
@DonnGunvalson Is LVP dressed as Elton John?
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DaraMichele
1 year
@queensofbravo She’s trying to hard to be her cousin.
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@DaraMichele_
DaraMichele
1 year
And that f*cking bitch lied about Jace running away for his girlfriend. REMOVE ALL THE ABUSED CHILDREN FROM THE LAND!
@TheAshleysRR
The Ashley
1 year
EXCLUSIVE! Jenelle Evans' son Jace reportedly stated he ran away after being assaulted by Jenelle's husband David Eason:
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10 months
@NiallHarbison She just struts down her runway now!
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1 year
@queensofbravo Not one stylist in LA can help these ladies? The outfits are dreadful.
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DaraMichele
4 years
@Andy Khloe can’t even handle having an untouched photo posted and you think they’re going to answer questions honestly? 🤣🙄 #KUWTHReunion
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@DaraMichele_
DaraMichele
11 years
@PBandJenelley_1 Your due date was 4 years ago in August. A baby came out. Work on that.
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DaraMichele
2 years
When the restaurant apologizes to Ariana but Tom Sandoval doesn’t. #pumprules #vanderpumprules #schwartzandsandys
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2 years
Schwart and Sandys has posted a message #pumprules
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11 months
@BravobyKate At least her ass is still 100% real 🙄
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1 year
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2 years
The night Ariana found out. Supported Tom, his lame cover band and that ridiculous mustache till the end. #scandoval #pumprules #arianamadix
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1 year
@monicangarcia Scam artist
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DaraMichele
3 years
He had me at “earlooms”. #aaroncarter
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5 months
@queensofbravo Poor Jesse 🙈
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1 year
Kaiser right now
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1 year
@RHLegend32 Yes and she’s amazing!!!
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DaraMichele
2 years
Not me watching Pregnant and Deadly on Lifetime (no judgment please 🤣) and TOM SANDOVAL pops up on my screen! #SCANDOVAL #tomsandoval
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7 months
@nosmokenomore She’s starting to sound like Sandoval
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DaraMichele
11 months
@NiallHarbison From the moment I saw that letter I prayed and prayed for this wonderful family to have him. Best Thanksgiving news ever!!!!
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DaraMichele
6 months
@thestolenhouse Are we watching the same show?
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10 months
@TomFitton Stay away from the Clintons that day. Just saying.
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3 months
@TheAshleysRR Because why would it ever be about Leah?! 😡
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1 year
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3 years
“I, I, I, I, I”. The only human Erika ever thinks about. #RHOBHReunion #Erikagirardi
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8 months
@MeghansMole It’s giving game show vibes. Coincidence?
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7 months
@nosmokenomore It’s a two way street, Lauren from Utah.
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1 year
@RNN_RoyalNews Y’all kill me trying to pick apart how we Southern CA people dress. When the weather goes up two degrees we’re in bathing suits, when it goes down we’re wearing mittens and knit hats.
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11 months
@MeghansMole Because Americans commemorate with a red poppy as well. Clearly you’ve never volunteered on Veteran’s Day. Wow.
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10 months
@thebravobabe_ Except for Denise, I think it’s Opposite Day.
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DaraMichele
1 year
Her son was missing for over 24 hours Talks about content. 🤮 I can’t with Jenelle!
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DaraMichele
9 months
@nosmokenomore That couldn’t be more inaccurate 🙄
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1 year
@thebravobabe_ Idk but ew!
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2 months
@AprilDRyan Fck that race baiter. Trump wasn’t having it.
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5 years
@TheRealMe11 @BetoORourke He couldn’t run for mailman and win
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6 months
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DaraMichele
1 year
Seriously, get some new material, Tom! Credit to #hondacivicselfie #Scandavol #VanderpumpRules
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DaraMichele
2 years
“I remember” @itsjameskennedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 #scandoval #PumpRules
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DaraMichele
3 months
@nosmokenomore That’s it!?
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DaraMichele
3 years
@DLoesch Considering Carter is 5’11” I’d say. His press could not have f*cked this up more.
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DaraMichele
3 years
@erikajayne I love you pretending you didn’t know how to make a bank deposit or have a debit card until you were 28 despite the fact that you were a single mother with a job, housing and bills. Game over, boo.
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DaraMichele
11 months
@nosmokenomore I hope they keep her in court for years
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DaraMichele
1 year
@monicangarcia Yeah girl, I’m okay…just astounded at the people who don’t see through your grift.
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7 months
@nosmokenomore Et tu Jenna?
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1 year
@thebravobabe_ Everyone to Sandoval:
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DaraMichele
5 months
@nosmokenomore The whole 12 minute episode, including commercials? What more could it be?
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DaraMichele
3 years
Lady, there is something seriously wrong with you and your husband. #hilariabaldwin #AlecBaldwin
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1 year
@SHABOOTY The hero we all needed
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5 years
@chuckwoolery I know we’re lucky to have him until 2025!!
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1 year
Oh look, Tom Sandoval being a whiny bitch. F*ck off, and you really did ruin white nail polish for everyone. #Scandoval #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules #Glamour
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2 years
@Andy Oh hey, Raquel
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1 year
Jenelle and Big Ugly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
@RHOC_KellyDodd Some chick in her 30’s whose parents still pay her rent.
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DaraMichele
9 years
@theyhavethedumb I hope Jessica is driving it around listening to Ke$ha.
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6 months
@susie_weakly Looks like butt cheeks on her chest
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10 months
@_AnonHater_ Her watch wallpaper is her own photo?
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3 years
@DonnGunvalson Looks like @Andy caved as usual since Ramona refused to do the reunion if any racial questions were asked. The franchise is a joke at this point.
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DaraMichele
1 year
Soooooo…..first time ever buying something on FB marketplace today. I bought from the sweetest gal ever who said her fiancé would be home to bring my stuff to my car. After group texting with them for a couple hours (they’re hilarious) went to their place…and f*cking LORENZO
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DaraMichele
1 year
THINK HOW JACE FEELS YOU SELFISH COW!
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1 year
Jenelle is low key psychotic. YOU ARE THE #TOXICPARENT
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8 months
@MrsSOsbourne @kanyewest @OzzyOsbourne F*cking screaming! 💀💀💀
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9 months
@nosmokenomore Literally NO ONE is buying this is over one slap and not paying some child support. Let’s hear the real story.
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DaraMichele
1 year
Lauren from Utah describing herself as a mistress. Rachel sucks, but this lack of self awareness takes the cake. #scandoval #vanderpumprules #LalaKent
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@lTweetStuff Dude has a fivehead fetish
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