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Certified stolen meme lord, A hint of crypto regret & Holding doge, Unfiltered thoughts, Real shitposting, Inspirational human, AI enthusiast.

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@lporiginalg It's so ironic when bad parents call themselves out without even knowing
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@EverythingOOC Raping vs rapping happens way too commonly
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@weirddalle The problem is that he entered a 5000 note, but how did he get a 1000 note ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿง
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@GoodReddit Tommorow you will birth a car
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@lporiginalg youโ€™re supposed to bake the pizza too, not just yourselfโ€ฆ
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@EverythingOOC Especially true in twitter where i see something interesting and then the comments are just vaguely related clips instead of actual people
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@GoodReddit As someone who's bf has Tourettes (no joke) he totally says jerkin off (this part is a joke)
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@lporiginalg thatโ€™s a strange marriage with a whole lack of trust.
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@lporiginalg Sum Ting Wong
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@GoodReddit Is this that bottom energy I've herd so much about?
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@GoodReddit he played CS-Go at least, so he has probably played Half-Life as well.
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@GoodReddit any issues? >positive sir
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@GoodReddit Train gonna arrive and bro midway into a geometry dash level
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@weirddalle Always the best sleep during a thunderstorm
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@weirddalle Great excuse, fr guy probably got concussed.
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@NoContextHumans The test results determine...you ARE the mother!
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@weirddalle no literally how are u supposed to answer that
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@weirddalle ohh god ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@weirddalle why do i feel like they had clothes before in the movie
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@weirddalle Hello diabetes my old friend....
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Can you rate my art?
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@ShitpostGate Once you watch one they keep sending their legions after you. I bet I watched 3 seasons worth of family guy from clips alone.
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Suddenly more concerned about climate change...anyone else?
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@EverythingOOC "GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL" we all say in union.
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@EverythingOOC Atomic romance
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@lporiginalg That's the reason most of us exercise
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@hourly_shitpost you going to jail
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@lporiginalg Hahahaha it's funny because Indians don't use toilet paper!!!! God why don't I have any friends - it must be PC culture that's wrong! - whoever made this meme, probably
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@fightwithmemes "Sometimes I like to watch the world burn"
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@weirddalle She ghosted him to green. Harsh.
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@weirddalle Please do not bring back the devious lick trend. Im not trying to have no soap in the bathroom for a whole year again
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@weirddalle pre order!
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@weirddalle Threatens ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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@weirddalle Who else remembers just binging happy wheels and fnaf ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ what ever happened to happy wheels? I never see it talked about anymore
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@lporiginalg isn't this the woman who keeps doxxing kids for being edgy
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@lporiginalg Ben Shalompiro
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If you were born deaf, what language would you think in?
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Another casual robbery in London... ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Man I ainโ€™t sleeping over at my homies house ANYMORE wtf is this
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Me judging all of the Met Gala outfits from my bed
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@NoContextHumans The speed of Tyson at his age is frightening.
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@weirddalle Second dude going bankrupt
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@lporiginalg this world is probably a better place since he's gone.
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Bro didn't want to get outta the script ๐Ÿ’€
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@lporiginalg This actually made me sick.
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When you realize that waiting for the waiter makes you the waiter
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Dating in 2024 be like...
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@EverythingOOC Context - testing glass strength. Welcome to the Internet 2024
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@lporiginalg spiderman and asap rocky!
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@weirddalle bro begged us to be rich
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@weirddalle Played her like a fiddle
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Ahh! The brightness! It burns usss!
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Siri and Gemini after seeing GPT-4o's capabilities:
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@EverythingOOC google maps ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”
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Playing with Bro's ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ซ
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They interview & hire me on the same day ๐Ÿšฉ
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i hate when people call me dude
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Damn just opened Gmail and realized that I had been paid wtf..
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Me trying to explain cryptocurrency to anyone over 40
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@EverythingOOC What do we say to a broken hip? - Not today.
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What song are you currently playing on repeat?
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@ClashofClans Clash of Clans: The Balls Update
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@weirddalle Bro snitched on himself without snitching on himself.
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When your gym doubles as an Asgardian training ground ๐Ÿ’ช
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When you've done your fake laugh 2 times and they still keep talking ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@weirddalle ๐Ÿ”„
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i canโ€™t believe i am in my 20s i was literally just 16 last yearโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Me after eating way more food than i can handle ๐Ÿ˜ฟ
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Not gonna lie this is actually quite fun
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@weirddalle That is the face of a man with nothing to lose.
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@GoodReddit they will never understand
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Does prayer count as safety gear?
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Meme break today. Laugh at the wild promises you made to your ex.
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What's a movie title that perfectly sums up your life right now?
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@OOTravisx bheem bheem bheem bheem
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I put my phone in airplane mode & threw upwards, but it's not flying. False advertising.๐Ÿ˜ก
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Dear Lord protect me from John Cena and other things I cannot see ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™
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She went all in on "Tesla stock" thinking it was a romantic investment.
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A Korean woman fell in love with a deepfake video of Elon Musk, sending the scammer over $50k
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Why is finding a Movie/TV show i actually want to watch harder than solving a mystery? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ”Ž
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is this too much to ask for?
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Linda Yaccarino
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From the small screen to the big screen X is changing everything. Soon weโ€™ll bring real-time, engaging content to your smart TVs with the X TV App. This will be your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen. Weโ€™re still building it
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The only thing faster than the speed of light is me hitting that 'Skip Intro' button. - Einstein, probably
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Remember, the Earth doesn't need us, we need it. So let's stop acting like that entitled houseguest who never cleans up. #EarthDay
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Instead of "body soap" i accidentally used "dish soap". I've never felt so clean and smelled so lemony ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ‹
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Nothing humbles you like trying to explain a meme to your parents...
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My time has come! I'm about to spam you all with those cursed AI-generated memes.
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Culture Crave ๐Ÿฟ
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Twitter has updated their algorithm to allow users to see more posts from smaller accounts
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Gotta be your own biggest fan! That's called self-love, baby. ๐Ÿ˜‰
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s1mple 20 hp 1 vs 15 clutch
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Just tried to make a chemistry joke, but I got no reaction ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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My morning routine: 1) Hit snooze 2) Regret hitting snooze 3) Panic.
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