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@Daniel_S_Macey

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LGBT (if you think the T shouldn’t belong, please fuck off). he/him. I don’t like Tories, transphobes or racists

Joined November 2010
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Finally had the mop chopped 👋
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Having such a wild night ✌️
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@Daniel_S_Macey
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Finally had the mop chopped 😇
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@Daniel_S_Macey
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8 months
My mum got me this cute jumper for Christmas so decided you can all see it too 🥹
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New glasses day 🫠
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@Daniel_S_Macey
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11 months
The bags say this Monday is Mondaying real hard 😴
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10 months
Trimmed my balls and they’re so smooth ☺️ that’s all
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9 months
Not really one for baths but these little legs need it tonight
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Work is very boring, 10/10 do not recommend (I also don’t support Crystal Palace don’t worry)
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3 months
Think it’s time to end this day 😴
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8 months
The only cuddles I’ll be getting for a while 😍
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@04_kcjj
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30 and up Twitter drop a picture with your age. 👀🫣🥰
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8 months
I made an *** that I’ll probably never upload to, will probably completely forget about and eventually delete. But fuck it, why not 🤷‍♀️
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It’s not everyday you get to see a 1 month old rhino 🥹😍
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😴😴😴
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pronouns : He/Him height : 6ft 3” shoe size : 9/10 (UK depending on shoe) zodiac sign : Taurus smoked : Not since 2020 but vape tattoos : 8 piercings : 4 fav color : blue/red/pink fav drink : Water
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pronouns : they/them height : 5ft 11” shoe size : 9 (UK size) zodiac sign : Libra smoked : Not since 1999 tattoos : 4 piercings : Both ears fav color : At the moment it’s pink fav drink : Tea
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9 months
He’s such a little princess 🥰
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9 months
My facial expressions haven’t changed at all tbh 💀
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10 months
We love a gender neutral toilet moment ✌️
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It did nothing 🥲 the backs of my knees are still moist
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I can not wait to get home and completely strip off 🥵☀️
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@Daniel_S_Macey
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I’m probably the lowest and loneliest I’ve felt in a while and I can’t put my finger on why. I have 0 social battery, missing people I shouldn’t be missing and angry at everyone and everything 😮‍💨 hopefully it’s just seasonal depression kicking in but I’m just done honestly.
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It’s been a very chilled weekend and I’m not mad about it 😌
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@youcaantkillme Wasn’t she just in Antigua though? Like how you claiming it’s a natural tan but it’s magically faded a couple weeks later? My sun burns last longer than that 💀 she’s just embarrassing herself at this point tbh
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Here’s a picture from my mums dinky toilet. I’m sleepy. G’night 😴
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@Daniel_S_Macey
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3 years
Had the most amazing date weekend with @at_m4tt 😮‍💨🥰
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4 months
Climbing a literal mountain was NOT on the cards today 🥵🥵
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@Daniel_S_Macey
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4 months
This place was just stunning. Japan is 10/10. If you’ve ever wanted to go, go. I think I’ve found the country I will always return to (when I can afford it)
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