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scotland, dunfermline
Joined January 2013
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Gonni find out if santas real or no by puttin an eccie in his cookies n if ma dads jaws goin like fuck a will drap him fur ruinin ma life
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@EdinburghCityFC
Edinburgh City FC
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Edinburgh City wish to express our deepest condemnation after 2 of our young fans Jake and Anthony were attacked by a group of opposing fans outside KFC across from the Indodrill Stadium. We want to thank @AlloaAthleticFC , the security and medics for their amazing help!
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hate lassies who HAVE to get a photo with every person at a party, its no a fuckin photo shoot hen just git steamin ya cow
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hahahahahahahaha tears man
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ohhhhhh baby @tomorrowland here we go!!!💃😳🇧🇪 http://t.co/FaJen8vEJu
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a don't usually feel sad aboot things like that but the picture of the chubby guy dancing actually gets too me, let him boogie ya bastards
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this actual pure goth is walking infront eh me n shes the most stinkin thing av ever smelled think she sprayed hersel wi the dark lords piss
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why do birds think they're all top class detectives lol aye naebor u away back tae midsummer murders ya ride
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imagine greyhound racing but instead eh greyhounds it's pugs, just imagine 6 pugs runnin around a track n tell me that doesny make ye smile
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don't believe in the saying "you learn from your mistakes" cause av been making the same mistakes for the past 2 years n av learnt fuck aw
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hahahahahaha am greetin
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Global Pandemic, business shutting left right and centre, everyone being told to work from home, all sporting events being cancelled and av just had an e-mail at work asking if i want to participate in an egg and spoon race in 15 mins, unreal man😂😂😂
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@Toddffc
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@weestu75 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 aw nut basically that yous never wanted to come out the stadium as falkirk fans waited on yous genuinely too funny
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what you see v what she sees
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the saying "deleting is cheating" pisses me aff so much, a delete texts fae ma gran n doesny mean am shaggin her for fuck sake
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good morning to everyone apart from the rangers fans
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Watching a programme about women in jail and a said to megan “do you think you could hack it in jail” and she goes “a feel like am in jail the now” as she sips a mojito at 16:30 and has a chinese on route🥴🥴😂
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watching T highlights n ma maw just asked me if a had sunglasses on in the slam tent cos eh the lasers hahah aye hen cos eh the lasers
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Pars v Hearts today
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dunfermline is tremendous😂😂😂
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jack blance looks like a 40 year old maw
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sorry what is happening
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a genuinely see ☕️🐸 a good 400 times a day on this, cunts put it after everything "pasta for dinner☕️🐸" haha great patter mate brilliant
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why dae birds from Scotland who are 19 n drink cocktails hink theyre fae Essex yer fae govan git that shite dress aff yer bairn needs feedin
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the thought of facing ryan dow next week was obviously too much for the kid
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
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BREAKING: Arsenal have agreed a fee with Celtic over the transfer of Kieran Tierney who is on his way to London for a medical, Sky Sports News understands
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The best😂😂😂
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We’ll play our games when we’ve got a fully fit squad and there’s fuck all any other team can do about it🖕
@officialdafc
Dunfermline Athletic
7 months
Match Postponed ❌ Following a pitch inspection this afternoon's match has been postponed due to a frozen pitch. While large areas of the pitch had started to thaw the area in front of the main stand has been deemed unplayable by the pitch inspection referee. Details of the
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some start to the season🕺
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tears got started on outside istanbul by a boy wi a gears of war t-shirt on hahah nb mate dinny hack ma ps4 please ya heavy gamer
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Get boinged ya cunt
@ManpreetPTFC_V5
Manpreet 🇧🇪
6 months
And of course they score a 3rd… 2 mins after game over. We’ve been absolutely cheated
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Kane Ritchie-Hosler on a 3 year deal
@ashcammm
Ash
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guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
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Balaclavas to go to Kelty😭 Tragic
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@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
1 year
When was the happiest moment you’ve ever had at a football match?
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John hughes
@JonScoff
JonScoff
3 years
In case you were wondering, I get my looks from my naan.
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Falkirk best run of results in 2 decades has seen them close the gap to Dunfermline by exactly…wait for it…0 points🫢
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Hearts away next season then😋
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why do half the birds from edinburgh think they're Victoria beckham or suhin, fuckin shut up no one cares about ur shite champagne breakfast
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That top is an absolute beauty, release it @officialdafc
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and that people is how you beat the bookies🤫
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hahaha tears imagine getting exited over bear n Jemma Lucy at zos the absolute scaffs
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won every trophy for the last 4 years and the first sign of their team going through a bad spell they smash up their players motors😂😂😂 absolute freaks
@PeterM4
Pedro
4 years
Are they smashing up motors cause they’re out a cup? Hahahahahahhaa
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Funny as fuck when cunts with a standard grade in moddies think they ken everything about independence hahaha na stop that
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Best performance of the season, absolutely fucking unreal from start to finish. CHAMPIONS🏆
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choking tae order the fattest Chinese in history but a ken al manage about 1 chicken ball n be paralysed for the rest eh the night
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here comes the birds acting like they're part eh the RSPCA whenever a horse falls
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fuck aye min
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nae doot the first sunny day in scotland for ages and the fuckin moon covers it up, cheers ya big massive prick @themoon
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a wonder who smells worse, both honkin bastards
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hahahahaha oh my god http://t.co/BGJXVCcjhP
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gettin pretty sick eh absolute mutants from dunfermline thinking they’re some sort of big deal
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@FourFourTwo
FourFourTwo
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What's the most ridiculous thing to ever happen to your club? 😅
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hold that @FalkirkFC you wee fannies
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Dunfermline Athletic
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Got to applaud the lengths this cunt has gone to to gain attention for himself and his channel, he doesn’t give a fuck about that boy and you’re aff your nut if you think otherwise😂😂
@BlairMcNally1
Blair McNally
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What a hero this boy is. So brave and courageous after everything he’s been through. It was my pleasure to be there today mate. We’re all so proud of you Kieren ❤️
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Ok now that is hot
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ma new wee puppy😃😃😃
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Been some comedown for Raith since they won the league at Tannadice a few weeks ago
@RaithRovers
Raith Rovers Football Club
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This year’s SPFL Trust Trophy campaign comes to an end.
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Disgusting. Should be banned from International football till at least 18/06/23.
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
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Police have launched an investigation after a newspaper alleged Manchester City player Erling Haaland used his mobile phone whilst driving.
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please tell me am no bein used as a catfish........ http://t.co/My6ThqJegJ
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This cunt is brilliant😂 hope he never passes his test
@p____67
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“Aye awrite ya fucking wanker, sorry Nicky, that’s a fucking wanker that” HAHAHAHAHAHA incredible
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people complaining about no having a date on Valentine's Day, some people don't have a Patrick on ST Patrick's day so have some respect :p!!
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@FalkirkFC
Falkirk FC
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ℹ️ MESSAGE TO DUNFERMLINE ATHLETIC SUPPORTERS Should the club identify any away supporters within the Main Stand or KM Stand, they will be ejected from the ground.
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that's some transformation like http://t.co/pCXBFFV9J4
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this weeks Lourenzos photos are up there with the best👍
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the birds tweetin about boys shaggin 'wee girls' are the same birds who got pumped aff 19 year olds when they were 15 for a fag n 2 bomb
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and we're aff, heeeeeelllo tomorrowland 2015💃💃 http://t.co/hi1SrvVsuP
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Give Rangers whatever they want for Kane Ritchie-Hosler, that boy is different gravy👏👏
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Right am no bein funny but how's she managed tae dae that wi nae arms :S http://t.co/xEWPzEXhoX
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@officialdafc
Dunfermline Athletic
4 years
🏆 #BetfredCup Draw #DAFC have been drawn at home to @StJohnstone .
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Pars win and Raith, Falkirk and Kelty lose. You love to see it
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why do about half eh the boys fae edinburgh think they're motivational speakers on this, shut up u massive fuckin goons nae cunt cares
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this will never no be funny http://t.co/dexi7NVt6W
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3 points up the road come onnnn
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Departing soon.
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unless Otoo was injured, taking him off at that point in the game should be enough to get Mcpake the sack. Absolutely fucking mental decision
@officialdafc
Dunfermline Athletic
6 months
FT | 90+7 | Raith Rovers 2 Dunfermline 0 #cinchChampionship Match report now online at
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inject this tae💉💉💉💉
@ManpreetPTFC_V5
Manpreet 🇧🇪
5 years
4-0, 41 minutes in. I’ve never left early in my life but today’s the first time. @toware_69 time for a fucking public apology. We sing yer praises last few weeks but today you’ve fucking cost us. Unacceptable from a club captain.
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Pars get wrexham in the cup tomorrow ill lose my shit, TASTY BAYBEEEEE
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songs of praise could be playing at sub club and jack blance would still be interested in the event on FB
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said it a million times before but milk is hands down the greatest drink on this planet
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Genuinely concerning how many folk let other peoples opinions and social media dictate their life, this generation is absolutely fucked
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champions again🏆
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Back in your place you Falkirk dogs. Easy as you like😎
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Dom Thomas in tappies is exactly what this year needs
@DomThomas23
Dominic Thomas
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Go on the boysssss. Great to be in the quarter finals. Sturgeon bet the pubs open am choking for a night oot in Dunfermline 🤣👍
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hahahahahahaha
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boys tweeting about how mcgregor is in the wrong n aw that like his mrs is gonna see it, please find your baws and reattach then you bunch of buftys
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size of that cunts fingers hahahah
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@days_scottish
Scottish Football Away Days
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Falkirk fans at QOS today @FalkirkFC
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i’ve watched some amount of shite football over the years supporting the pars but this team are taking the utter piss😂😂😂
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3 points up the road. Easy
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at least mcpake stuck to his word when he said new signings must have the “wow” factor because wow fuck me that benjamin is absolutely rotten 🤣
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I am absolutely head over heels in love with james mcpake and this Dunfermline team and in particular Matty Todd. What a fantastic young man
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imagine being so obsessed with a complete strangers life, mental illness 😭😭
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game changer🤙
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