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Liverpool
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@Dane99_
Dane
4 years
What I’d give to be able to vote for this man again @jeremycorbyn 🟥
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3 years
You got a stone island jumper on lad?
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2 years
So the working class must go to work but then the things they enjoy doing on the weekend all get cancelled. Sounds about right
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3 years
That’s got to be the most manc looking manc in the history of mancs hahahahahaha
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Dane
2 years
Your main song is about water and soap lad please keep quiet
@westham_latest
West Ham Latest
3 years
This new Liverpool song about Klopp has got to be the worst football song I’ve heard, surely they’re not serious? 😂😂
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Dane
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Threw the club on his back and took us back to the very top of European football and then left it with incredible foundations for a new manager to come in and kick on. Could have easily stayed until it was all going to crumble and then bailed like fergie did. What a fucking man❤️
@PLforIndia
Premier League India
2 months
Every Liverpool fan right now:
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@Dane99_
Dane
5 months
Rekon he’ll probably just stick to footy. No need to sack carol or Caroline just because there’s a new manager.
@AnythingLFC_
Anything Liverpool
5 months
I have a feeling Harvey Elliott is gonna cook under Arne Slot ✨
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Dane
4 years
We beat PSG and Bayern on the way to our final against spurs you thick twat
@UTDTrey
Trey
4 years
No better glow up than Spurs Vs Liverpool to Bayern Vs PSG Proper Champions League final😍😍
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@Dane99_
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2 years
Cost you about 150 points as well
@SOS1878
School of Science
2 years
401 appearances….he’s cost us £150 a game. Our fucking captain. 💙
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@Dane99_
Dane
3 years
Those where the days my friend
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@Dane99_
Dane
5 years
Why sing 20 times then?
@MufcWonItAll2
Paul Manc Bald and Bred
5 years
Premier League Trophies: Liverpool- 0 United- 13
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Dane
5 years
Fuckin ell nearly burst the net
@MCWFCXtra
MCWFC Xtra
5 years
🚀 @keira_walsh loves to score a screamer @ManCity | #MCFC | #ManCity
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6 years
Highlight of my trip that hahaha belter
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@Dane99_
Dane
4 years
Kinel symptoms take 5 months to show now do they?
@BearMurky
Murky Bear
4 years
Maybe, just maybe Liverpool is in “Very High” because they can’t follow the basic social distancing rules #covidbriefing #Covid19UK #liverpoollockdown
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Dane
4 years
We’ve got to the stage where teams are arguing about who lost better against us hahahaha
@UtdLew
Lew
4 years
Lampard had a better 1st half against Liverpool than Arteta but you won't hear about that
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Dane
6 months
What the fuck happened to anfield💔
@LFC
Liverpool FC
6 months
Dirk @Kuyt with the winning spot-kick as we beat Chelsea on penalties in a dramatic #UCL semi-final 🤩 #OnThisDay '07 ⏪
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@Dane99_
Dane
5 years
Moshiri letting pyros off in his office the scouser
@BBCMOTD
Match of the Day
5 years
Liverpool have brought it home 🏆🔴
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2 years
Keep an eye on Gerrard in this clip.
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@Dane99_
Dane
2 years
If we stood side by side with them outside the ground, 5 seconds after kick off the stadium would be belting out always the victim and murderer shouts for 90 minutes as they always do. I hope they liquidate
@terryflewers
Terry Flewers
2 years
Liverpool fans not backing the Manchester United protests are disrespecting the soul of Liverpool! Liverpool are famed for fighting for the working classes, it’s a disgrace that any Liverpool fan would criticise #mufc protest.
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Dane
5 years
Sing feed the scousers, sign on and call us bin dippers but can’t sell 6000 tickets to a european final. We’d sell that whole stadium out on our own
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
5 years
Arsenal have returned 2,300 unsold Europa League final tickets to UEFA ahead of their clash with Chelsea in Baku on May 29. 🎟️
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5 years
Everton wives run for ye lives😂
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Dane
2 years
Them fans who got filled in deserved everything. Can’t come here sing that then expect to go and bevy in a local boozer and be fine.
@Djones1987_
daniel
2 years
Nothing gets a mention of this over the tannoy…. But sign Chelsea rents boys that gets a mention 🤷‍♂️
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Dane
4 years
How the fuck was that a free kick
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@Dane99_
Dane
6 years
Absolute disgrace. Can’t wait for VAR next season. Everton won’t get anywhere near the top....10
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Dane
3 years
That’ll teach the owners a lesson. Go to a protest and sing about ex Liverpool players
@ToffeeTVEFC
𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐕
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2 years
We’re getting shafted in the champions league next year 100% by the way uefa will want us gone after Saturday
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Dane
2 years
@langy87 @toddholland15 Please enlighten me on what ‘she did’
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@Dane99_
Dane
2 years
He’s only 25 the poor fucker. Dangerous being a blue
@Benjwinst
Benj
2 years
The older generation, they’ve seen it all, Everton winning things and being successful everything that I want to see. Look what it means to this fella. Love that 🔵🙌🏼
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@Dane99_
Dane
2 years
Just one baby wipe over each shoe. Is it that hard.
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
2 years
England fans on their way to Qatar. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Dane
5 years
There’s no way they’ve thought that’s funny
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Dane
4 years
Walk? Some lad with a ket wig would wheelie across that no problem
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@Dane99_
Dane
2 months
Or just keep Gomez and address other areas and give our top players a new contract🥴
@AnfieldSector
Anfield Sector
2 months
[🟢] NEW: Marc Guehi is appreciated by clubs, including Liverpool, who are assessing centre-back options in case both Joe Gomez and Sepp Van Den berg leave. As it stands Newcastle are the only club in meaningful talks. [ @David_Ornstein ]
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Nike have rattled everyone without an L postcode hahaha is right
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Dane
3 years
The best 2 players possible scored yesterday to kill them off as well which made it so much sweeter. They all hate this fella and origi haunts them again😍
@andrewrobertso5
Andy Robertson
3 years
First goal Kop end 😍 What a feeling!! ❤️ #YNWA
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Can’t believe people still try an start beef with Scouse twitter yeno hahahaha family ends up ruined in aba 10 minutes why even bother
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Dane
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1) mentioning us again 2) si senior for a player from Ukraine🤣🤣 Absolute mongrels
There’s something the Kippax want you to know 🇺🇦
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Dane
6 years
Everyone. Because we never started following liverpool to make money and talk absolute shite
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@js_efc
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My scouser Yours
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Dane
2 years
Surprised you’re not there considering you wanted them to win it
@_lukerimmer
Luke🇾🇪
2 years
But apparently City are the biggest club in Manchester. Are YOU fucking sure? 🎶
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Dane
5 years
Plot twist..... it’s a shit hole
@brfootball
B/R Football
5 years
Happy 62nd birthday Camp Nou. Stay beautiful 🤩
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Dane
5 years
Kinel even the team can’t get there direct
@AnfieldEdition
Anfield Edition
5 years
Liverpool will fly to either Marbella or Mallorca for another warm weather training camp from May 20th to May 30th ahead of the Champions League final. [Paul Joyce]
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Sakho
@lfc_allting
LFC
5 years
Guess who is!!!
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@Dane99_
Dane
2 years
‘Having Leighton back in such a tough moment for the team will be like a new signing, which is really cool actually’
@AnfieldEdition
Anfield Edition
2 years
🥈| Liverpool could be set to recall midfielder Leighton Clarkson from his loan spell at Aberdeen. [ @Football_Scot ]
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Dane
5 years
I’d rather Liverpool beat Tranmere in a friendly than England win the World Cup
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
5 years
"You want to hang your head in shame if you'd prefer your club win a title, rather than your country win the World Cup." @DGoughie wades into the Club vs Country debate. Which side are you on? 🤔
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Dane
3 years
Stay fit lad and we’ll win everything
@Thiago6
Thiago Alcantara
3 years
Massive April. Let’s enjoy! ⚽️ #YNWA
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Midfield
@MightyBluesYT
TheMightyBlues
5 years
Is there anything he doesn’t look good in? 🤷🏼‍♂️🔥🖤💙
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Dane
2 years
May all of you who slated him rot in hell. What a fucking player
@TheAnfieldTalk
The Anfield Talk
2 years
What a player ❤️ @GWijnaldum
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Dane
6 years
Hahahahahahahaha how fucking embarrassing can you be. Selling an away allocation to one of your title rivals and this fella tweets ‘what a club’
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Dane
5 years
Way to big for his boots? Hahaha he’s just won the biggest prize in football 6 months ago and then became a world champion on Saturday. He’s the best left back in the world and plays for the best team in the world. He can do what the fuck he wants😂😂
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@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
2 years
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Jurgen Klopp has today signed a contract extension to keep him at Liverpool until 2026. 54yo German manager + his closest staff were on deals to 2024 & have now prolonged them by 2 years. Official confirmation not far off @TheAthleticUK #LFC
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Dane
4 years
Yet? Hahaahah done more for the club than most people who are classed as legends ever did
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Dane
5 years
That’s us in a Madrid nightclub after origi has just won us the European cup
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Dane
3 years
Love Bobby slotting yeno one of the most adored reds ever for me. What a guy🇧🇷
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@Dane99_
Dane
3 years
99% of keepers who come to anfield
@clubgame_app
CLUB
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What is the single best Goalkeeping performance you’ve ever seen?
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Dane
3 years
Scousers rule the country like we’ve always done before🔴
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Dane
2 years
Can’t half make a song them yeno. Fucking boss that
@DoolinShea
Shea Doolin 🇮🇪🇵🇸
3 years
The new Jota song being sung in Liverpool by myself before the match 🍀🙌🇵🇹
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Dane
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Because we had the greatest centre midfielder of all time in our side
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@Dane99_
Dane
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Ban them all from anfield the weirdos
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
5 years
Raheem Sterling may have left Merseyside but he's a still an inspiration to young fans up and down the country! 👊
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Dane
5 years
Kerby. Just seen someone say curbsie and nearly threw up
@ClubLegendsUK
Club Legends
5 years
Help us to settle an office debate, what do you call this game?
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Dane
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None really mate because they’d be fucking wank
@empireofthekop
Empire of the Kop
4 years
Which athlete from outside football would you like to see play for #LFC ? 🏀
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Dane
5 years
Didn’t Everton fans used to throw bananas at John Barnes? Or am I mistaken🤷🏻‍♂️
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Dane
3 years
3 things that are certain in life: 1) Death. 2) Taxes. 3) Jose Enrique commenting on every Liverpool Instagram post.
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Dane
3 years
Odds on the Diaz song having something to do with lemo
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Dane
1 year
@mbnotagain97 There’s no way on earth he thinks them teeth look decent
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@Dane99_
Dane
2 years
And where exactly do you belong? Won 8 trophies since WW2
@AIlEverton
All Everton
2 years
I fucking love him. This is the man who will take us into the new stadium, deliver a trophy and get us back to where we belong.
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@Dane99_
Dane
3 years
Getting twatted at anfield. He certainly is a blue🔵⚪️
@EvertonNewsFeed
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀
3 years
Still a blue at 💙
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Dane
6 years
But he did, in 30 minutes at anfield, and he still had another leg to turn it around and couldn’t. Each to their own ay🤷🏻‍♂️
@TheCruyffWay
Rick
6 years
That’s because Pep would never go 3-0 down in the first place.
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Dane
3 years
If you joined in with leeds singing about United last night and you have a Wembley ticket, give it to someone else.
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Dane
6 years
Not to mention the fucking state of the clobber but how the fuck do people find that funny. Rest of england are bad weirdos
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Dane
5 years
Because you’re a wool
@LFCOwen96
Owen🇩🇪🇨🇦
5 years
How did I forget that David Ngong scored against vintage Manchester united😭😭😭
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Dane
5 years
Bet all the blues had a boss time there with their backs to the radio
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Dane
5 years
Ye looks boss lad
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Dane
10 months
Everton wives, run for ye lives🏃🏼‍♀️
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Dane
6 years
Alisson bailed us out the shit countless times this year and the team payed him back there. Love that
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Dane
4 years
‘Only Mohamed Salah has more’ hahahaha that’s all you ever see on these tweets😂😂👑
@SkySportsStatto
Sky Sports Statto
4 years
⚽️ Danny Ings has now scored 11 @premierleague goals in 2020 - only Mohamed Salah (13) has scored more
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4 years
‘Fully humbled’ hahahaha piped up and made himself look like a tit and then Trent burst the net anyway. Stupid cockney bellend
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Dane
4 years
England fans still go on about the world cup where they went out in the semi final and lost the 3 games they played against half decent sides
@Adam_Palace
Adam
4 years
@ScotlandNT Scotland celebrating the “We qualified for the Euros” trophy”
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Dane
4 years
Hope we go down
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@Dane99_
Dane
6 years
Obviously not you thick delusional twats😂 it’s a derby of course it means more. These fucking idiots are a different breed yeno
@LivEchoEFC
Everton FC News
6 years
"Klopp and his staff would not have celebrated a late winner like they did had it come against someone like Cardiff."
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Dane
4 years
Being serious I don’t know one red who doesn’t want that ground to be built. Everyone hates going to goodison cos it’s a shithole, it’s gunner create jobs for the city, and they won’t fill it week in week out without foreigners so they’ll lose their main point in every argument
@Toffees1878efc
#CoYb
4 years
@lfc you ok lads????
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Dane
2 years
Can’t believe the stick people give this fella yeno. Proper scouser through an through doesn’t forget where he comes from. The true meaning of a legend!!
@Carra23
Jamie Carragher
2 years
#Glastonbury2022 A weekend in paradise my friend! @JamieWebster94 👌🏻
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Dane
5 years
Got proven that the sun lied over hillsborough, said people where pissing on the bodies and robbing their loved ones who had died, but only now people are starting to hate that rag because of a celebrity death. I hate this generation
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Dane
3 years
Amount of people who go away every game with or without a ticket not getting sorted is fucking horrendous. @LFC fucking disgrace. The amount of jedis that will be in our end as well will be sickening
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Dane
5 years
How the fuck do little weapons like this get tickets. Fuck right off😡
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Dane
5 years
Fuck me he’s actually blocked something
@UtdHenry
Henry.
5 years
Never said anything bad directly to him on this platform. Simply constructively criticised him for some poor performances, in tweets that didn’t @ him. He must be actively looking for tweets about him.
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Dane
5 years
Leave the champions of the world stuff to us🕺🏻 an let’s face it you’d have got walloped by France in the final
@CitysEra
Ben
5 years
Daily Reminder that if Kane had squared it we may have been champions of the world
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Dane
3 years
He’s left and won the lot ahahaha wind ye neck in
@BarbaraSean
Sean Barbara
3 years
The curse for those that believe the grass can ever be greener away fro Anfield. We make you great, not the other way round #YNWA
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Dane
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The cheek of any blue saying we are unbearable by the way. They’ve been good for a month and they’re gunner walk top 4 and challenge the title. And they’re being deadly serious as well which is the scary thing
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Dane
5 years
What about the actual local fans who are there every week? Kids about 10 years of age getting ignored because the club has told the players not to stop to take a picture with them. Club is an absolute disgrace!
@James_Carroll84
James Carroll
5 years
Liverpool players and backroom staff took time out of their training session tonight to meet local fans in Notre Dame for autographs and selfies.
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Dane
5 years
What the fuck hahahahahahahaha shambolic excuse for a football club them
@cityreport_
City Report
5 years
Manchester City have launched the 'Harvey Nichols' store at Etihad Stadium in £720 ticket package. A £720 executive ticket lets fans try shoes and bags by Gucci and Yves Saint Laurent in the Etihad Stadium store. [via @DailyMirror ]
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Dane
6 years
How could you stand there and take a picture of that. Little scumbags
@Mobyhaque1
Moby
6 years
Emiliano Sala’s sister Romina breaks down in tears as she visited Cardiff City stadium on Friday. 😔 breaks your heart man...
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Dane
2 years
@Bow51e Tory and supports Liverpool. Just know you’re hated by everyone in that ground👍🏻
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Dane
5 years
Thought scousers where the scruffy bastards who can’t afford anything because we’re all jobless an that? Poverty is funny to these pricks until it directly effects them. That ground is never full no matter what the occasion is
@RoryKelly97
Rory
5 years
I was there today, £15 for ticket, £15 for port vale the other week, 30 odd quid for United on Wednesday, 50 for Real Madrid at home, and that’s on top of £82 quid a month for me season ticket. Not been paid since before Christmas either - so out of touch with the fans
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Dane
3 years
This ‘run’ will forever blow my mind because it’s looked at as something spectacular. England played 2 good teams the entire tournament and lost against them both. Lost twice to one of them😂😂
@JayPickburn
Jayyy
3 years
One week to go lads…..time to reload the best montage of all time 🦁🦁🦁
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Dane
5 years
Took salah 69 games...
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
5 years
Anthony Martial has reached 50 goals for Manchester United quicker than Cristiano Ronaldo 😵
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Dane
5 years
It’s almost like we’ve just been to Qatar and played two extra games one going to extra time. We’re always the victims tho
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Dane
1 year
Crazy in todays world that if you disagree with her you’re a racist and sexist person. Even tho she’s spouting absolute shit🤣🤣
WHAT DID SHE KNOW?
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Dane
5 years
Poor fuckers hahahahah
@TheEvertonEnd
The Everton End
5 years
As voted for on our polls by you, here is Everton's best 11 from the last 10-15 years. Thoughts? #EFC
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@Dane99_
Dane
3 years
He’s defo done that on purpose to lift everyone. Feels so flat at the minute
@Courtney_Neary
Courtney Neary
3 years
Feels like this was Klopp’s way of telling us to make some fucking noise next game instead of being silent like we’ve been for a good few games now!
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@Dane99_
Dane
6 years
The fact he’s had to do this tells you all you need to know about them😂😂
@TheKendallEnd
Evertons The Kendall End
6 years
Love that Digne made sure to cover up the red balloons 😂 He knows 😂💙
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@Dane99_
Dane
4 years
I’ll get me ma to blow ye ed off wid a shotty
@TheAnfieldWrap
The Anfield Wrap
4 years
What scouse phrase do you reckon they’ll get Mbappe to do when he signs next summer?
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