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What would Kirk do? #StarTrek

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@cenkuygur Drag is not an excuse for people to be ugly and disgusting and predatory.

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@JebraFaushay I hate it when people project their sexuality onto others.

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@JebraFaushay Adam and Adrian.

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@reddit_lies They find the natural disgust and hatred of predophiles to be "weird."

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@reddit_lies When I was a young man we had the caricature called "Church Lady" ... a miserable woman who just seems to hate happiness. In the future, it will be the "Wokes" we make fun of.

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@therealroseanne Obama doesn't have friends ... he has people who can do things for him.

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@Alphafox78 Female instincts tell her that if he takes my food, then he'll take other peoples food and together we will have more food.

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 They don't like it when you call them that.

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@TaraBull808 They are no longer hiding it.

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@reddit_lies Imagine dealing with the AI that has been trained on reddit content.

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@RichardDawkins Oh fuck off. Your country has a pretty big plank in its own eye right now. And the Electoral College and the Senate are there to preserve States rights. This was part of the deal for joining the Union.

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@reddit_lies Thank you morally superior reddit mods for policing our opinions.

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@liz_churchill10 Remind young women of the victories that have gone before them.

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@Catshealdeprsn It's the communist equivalent of cat ownership.

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@ShouldHaveCat That happened to me once...

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@truckdriverpleb I blame overweight feminists.

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@WeAreCanProud Instead of saying "don't come to Canada" how about translating this attitude into a real deportation policy? Make criminals afraid again.

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@WeAreCanProud I guess we're about to find out where the RCMP's allegiance lies.

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@TRobinsonNewEra @Nigel_Farage "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." I think this is one of the most important things a human has ever said.

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@JohnCleese I'm not sure whay this means but in America you're not supposed to take people's property.

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@SpillTheMemes He represents the Lollipop Guild.

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@ErrorFatals This is so sad. That bear must be living in hell.

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Always the toughest people who wear masks.

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@rickyberwick No, he'll defend you.

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@BillboardChris @AlboMP The devil ... the prowde spirite ... cannot endure to be mocked. - Thomas Moore

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@ScottAdamsSays An important difference between good leaders and bad leaders: good leaders fire bad people. Bad leaders don't.

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@amuse He looks like he's doing quite well. Apparently owns a house and is quite healthy looking (in spite of his eating habits). I wonder what he does with his weekends?

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@MattWalshBlog Biden will have to wait until 2028 to be president again.

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@NewsM101 I always make sure I get laid before spilling the beans just in case it's a Project Veritas plant.

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@RichardDawkins @Wikipedia I no longer donate to the Wikimedia Foundation.

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@MAstronomers My god, it's full of stars.

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 This is a beautiful example of a community policing itself.

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@MrAndyNgo It would be hysterical if it turned out not to be him.

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@TaraBull808 Does a person who "cannot swim" really dive into the water like that?

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@DrewHLive I keep hearing bugs are more nutritious than beef.

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@MrAndyNgo I wish all of us had a basic right to self-defense.

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@TRobinsonNewEra She is home. She lives in Dubai. Where she chose to live.

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@MAstronomers Still just a theory.

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@MAstronomers Isaac Newton gave us calculus.

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@lporiginalg Her ex must be really hot if he can attract a $1 million a year woman.

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@MrAndyNgo That sounds like something people who eat cats would say.

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@GigaBasedDad We were supposed to complement each other. What the hell went wrong?

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@MythinformedMKE Always listen to people when they tell you who they really are.

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@GigaBasedDad Natural female beauty has become offensive to the woke.

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@Rothmus It's worth the risk ... due to the possible payoff of goth-girl hooters.

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@LibertyCappy By the age of 18, every American born today or later should be able to do this.

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@cenkuygur Thank goodness for Elon Musk!

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@LibertyCappy Women are suffraging!

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@TheQuartering I prefer Spain's uniforms due to my fondness of lady bum cheeks.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad All of a sudden, I understand the need for trigger warnings.

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@TaraBull808 If only there was a sign to warn people...

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@rickyberwick Sydney Sweeney's never going to marry you now.

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@lporiginalg ... and yet somehow we've gotten fatter. A lot fatter.

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@ksorbs "... overingesting" ... this implies there is a normal amount of ingesting.

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@DrewHLive It means they are vegan. Carnivorous women have their eyes closer together and facing forward.

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@FAFO_TV It is heartwarming to see so many of his friends rushing to help! ❤️🙏

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@its_The_Dr That's from Apollo 8, moron.

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@TPostMillennial Thank you. I was scared he was going to apologize and embrace wokeness. Maybe we're finally over the hump...

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@Sleepyalien420 @rickyberwick That guy loves his weiners...

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@OrwellNGoode They shouldn't put those barriers so close to the cars!!!

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@reddit_lies I think that GenZ has suffered the most.

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@reddit_lies I'm surprised the R-word wasn't auto deleted by the morally superior morality bots.

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@GigaBasedDad America is the greatest country men have ever created.

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@WeAreCanProud Thank you Trudeau Liberals for raising the chocolate ration from thirty to twenty grams a week! 🙏🇨🇦

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@MrAndyNgo It looks very diverse and equitable.

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@wil_da_beast630 You're bundling biased with violent which are two very different things.

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@SpillTheMemes Donuts. I've had enough donuts.

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@IsabellaMDeLuca Pearl's not going to approve of this...

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@ClownWorld_ I wonder what they did to the guy.

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@ryohzzz Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

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@WomenBeingAwful Because the ones who could didn't pass on their DNA.

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@reddit_lies It's all self-contradictions ...

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@Alphafox78 America is the greatest country men have ever created.

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 But the dogs knew; all their ancestry knew, and they had inherited the knowledge.

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@WomenBeingAwful This is just female nature without the stigmas provided by civilization.

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@WeAreCanProud Let me guess ... this is somehow "more inclusive"?

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@Mens_Corner__ Lucky for him it was a small moose.

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@BadSocialism Tatooine was a miserable backdesert.

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@censoreddottv I can't watch either of these guys ...

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@cenkuygur I miss the good old days when Republicans were the bad guys.

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@TheRealKeean "It was then that I carried you."

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@reddit_lies Even Google's landing page has been very quiet. It took the D-Day anniversary for Google to post some rainbow thing.

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@WomenBeingAwful How about the option to sit next to a clean skinny person?

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@KatKanada_TM I think this is just talk. He's telling bad people to self regulate. Government exists to protect it's citizens. Now start preventing bad people from entering, and start deporting bad people who are already here!

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@OrwellNGoode Mexico.

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@Alphafox78 I'd yell, "OMG it's Napoleon Dynamite!!!!!" and then beg for an autograph.

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@WeAreCanProud I think he's going to find a big bunch of people to blame while increasing diversity.

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@ScottAdamsSays Enlightenment is like an asymptote to Bill Maher -- he will eternally get closer but never actually reach it.

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@KatKanada_TM She shouldn't need to be replaced. The CBC shouldn't exist at all.

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@reddit_lies Thank you reddit mods for sharing your moral superiority with us.

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@whatifalthist Sometimes I think words like "sexist" (and its ilk) were created to prevent us from having necessary conversations about real societal problems.

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@cenkuygur I think Democrats have finally given up. Joe can run again in 2028.

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@PostsOfCats ... but a cat has you.

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@LibertyLockPod All the superior Europeans colonized the US while the inferior ones stayed in Europe.

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@GigaBasedDad I don't think most men want a submissive woman. They want a partner and an equal.

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@MAstronomers I want to see photos of the Jovian sky from inside of Jupiter. I want to see sunrises and sunsets and the four big moons.

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@IsabellaMDeLuca Those body-positive types are really going to hate this.

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@AdrianneCurry Rogue One was beautifully done! It had great characters and was respectful of the core story. Unlike the current cultural vandalism we are having to suffer now...

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@Alphafox78 I don't know who that is because I don't watch porn.

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@WallStreetSilv Help us, Elon Musk. You're our only hope.

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