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@DanMahowny
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@JackPosobiec Advice from a crack addict. Wonderful
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@ElectionLegal it's officially August tenth in Africa
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This is why the “pandemic” can’t end
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DOJ indicates it might sue states returning to pre-pandemic voting regulations
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@JackPosobiec In fairness they were drinking smoothies and playing foosball all day
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4 years
@davereaboi Those tweets by celebs proudly posting bail for rioters should be making the rounds as well
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@RepSwalwell Is Jeremy one of the men pictured here?
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@Rockprincess818 Makes Stelter look thin
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@caroljsroth Curb your Enthusiasm
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@TheSun Beautiful
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@314khalea Is there a link to purchase them?
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@FoxNews No one gives a shit
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@kron4news @KRON4MKelly Soph did nothing wrong
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@PageSix “How do you do, fellow heterosexuals?”
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@SayWhenLA @BigJebBos Sounds like movie night at the Podesta’s
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@DanMahowny
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3 years
@QuarantinedCoof @bad_tits Surprised he didn’t blame the Man-demic
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@DanMahowny
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@CityBureaucrat @AutistLvsMatter His mannerisms seemed to say “U mad?”
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@RMConservative @ShitlordOfManor How many of the 10 percent were committed by Ed Buck?
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@DanMahowny
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2 years
@uncle_june Blind man at the fish market
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@DanMahowny
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@mitchellreports Are you starting to see why so many people find you despicable?
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@DanMahowny
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3 years
Bill Gates needs to immediately account for his whereabouts last night
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UPDATE: A source connected to Astroworld tells TMZ, someone in the crowd went crazy and began injecting people with some sort of drug.
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@ElectionLegal as a top reply guy, they asked me to deliver it to you so it wouldn't get lost among all the other birthday wishes
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@JUSTcatmeme2 This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen
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@DanMahowny
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2 years
@uncle_june Lincoln log sandwiches
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@DanMahowny
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@RandPaulie amazing the balls on these people citing polls when they have been dead wrong for a year straight
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@Forbes Demonic psychopath
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4 years
@ArthurSchwartz He’s laying the groundwork for a dementia defense once the Ukraine shit hits the fan
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3 years
@jayobtv He is 100 percent correct
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@DanMahowny
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10 months
My female mutuals & I ready for another big weekend on the X application
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@wayotworld “The music is getting better”
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@washingtonpost The bitching never ceases
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@PrisonPlanet Grotesque
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@DanMahowny
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2 years
@echo_chamberz Blasphemy laws…
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@DanMahowny
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@exjon She bullies teens online
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3 years
@Blockworks_ Zero chance she has even a basic idea of what cryptocurrency is
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@DanMahowny
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1 year
I fear it may be too late
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Phoenix woman living without AC for two months receives free unit from Parker and Sons:
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thought this was a before & after
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@redsteeze He’s battling a childhood stutter
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@RyanGirdusky No James Woods? Big mistake
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@exjon 15 days to slow the spread
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3 years
@JUSTcatmeme Kinda looks like the Burger King guy
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@DanMahowny
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5 years
@JackPosobiec @RonColeman Howard is a full blown, politically correct SJW. He’s desperate to be accepted by the Hollywood/Hamptons crowd
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Randy Jackson out here looking like AI
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4 years
@rooshv The real virus is spreading
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5 years
@jonfavs @joshtpm Have you seen any clips of Biden lately?
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3 years
@kelliwardaz He has zero regard for the personal space of others and he’ll never change
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@jackmurphylive @almostjingo Hopefully some based nerds will hack this thing
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@michele_norris @CityBureaucrat @JoeBiden systemic racism is a thoroughly debunked conspiracy theory
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@JackPosobiec Epstein’s official cause of death
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@axios Enemy of the people
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@MikeForDays @JayHasTweets Then why haven’t they worked?
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@realjuliasong A high testosterone level
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@FlorioGina This one is pretty nice
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@BuckSexton Fact checkers are saying this was taken out of context
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3 years
@LeftyCrypto Four years of sucking off Joe
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Merrick Garland issues strong warning: anyone interfering with tomorrow’s #DayofJihad will be held fully accountable by the DOJ
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4 years
@RobSchneider Just in time for the Bell’s palsy to wear off
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@amber_athey Probably exhausted from shutting down the virus
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Old man look at my life. I’m a lot like you were.
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@chiIIum I’d contact @realchrisrufo . He mentioned a while back assembling a team of lawyers who fight this stuff
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@WajahatAli Enemy of the people
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Well Vanna White is out sick and take a wild guess who’s replacing her
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@DeIudedShaniqwa Any chance we can get a translation?
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4 years
@JohnCooper4Nash Resign today
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@realJoelFischer @ViralNewsNYC What is the DA charging him with?
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@CityBureaucrat Joe creating more new jobs!
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Sorry I’m with fatso here. No eating in bed.
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440-pound man convicted of slaughtering girlfriend over breadcrumbs in bed freed due to prison’s poor diet
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@aubrey_huff Translation: please don’t hurt us
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3 years
My taste in women in 4 photos
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This is still, by far- the funniest thing I’ve seen this century
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NBC News
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An injured 75-year-old hiker was taken for a dizzying ride in Phoenix, Arizona on Tuesday, when the basket of a rescue helicopter began spinning wildly as she was airlifted. A fire official said she was treated for nausea and dizziness, but was otherwise unharmed from the ride.
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@Eater And when this inevitably closes, “misogyny” will be to blame
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1 year
Why does it matter if the suit was new or previously worn??
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New York Post
1 year
DJ Paul Oakenfold accused of masturbating in front of assistant in new suit: report
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@CityBureaucrat “Glad Hunter isn’t an elected official”
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@Ricky_Vaughn99 "Pres. Trump, will you disavow DJ pop-a-titty-out?" @PizzaPartyBen
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Great place to be completely detached from reality
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Working in the NYC subway on the go with Apple Vision Pro?! 🤯🤯
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@TheSopranosClub The Elvis impersonator was completely absurd. Also, Sylvio was too cartoonish, should have been played by traditional actor.
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