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DALE HUTTER

@DaleHutter

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Chelsea FC

Chard, England
Joined April 2012
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@DaleHutter
DALE HUTTER
2 years
Currently at the same BBQ with Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink and Alan Smith. Ohh Jimmy, Jimmy Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink!!
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6 years
@FaZeTass Wow you talk absolute shit when it comes to football
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2 years
Me at Anthony Taylor’s funeral
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3 years
@Carra23 How did you stop yourself from laughing when Neville named Maguire and Rashford in his TOTS. And Cavani signing of the season 😂😂😂
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@DaleHutter
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6 years
Literally sums up bank holiday weekend haha
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@DaleHutter
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2 years
Fuck the Tuchel withdraw, I still wish this man was in charge. Super Frank 💙
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7 years
@Charlie26Adam @WillWatt Like scoring from the half way line?
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@DaleHutter
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5 years
This is the 3rd disease that’s come from that heartless country China. Just bomb the animal mistreating, disease spreading chinky bastards.
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@DaleHutter
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6 years
Saying goodbye to my dog is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. Dogs are more than just a pet they are family and a true blessing to humanity. Rest in peace Dino, god bless ♥️
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5 years
@ChelseaYannick Thomas Kalas. Remembered from a man of the match performance against Liverpool then hardly seen or heard of after
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@DaleHutter
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6 years
Feel like pure shit just want MSN and club penguin back
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@DaleHutter
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5 years
If someone does a good deed for someone and they take a photo/video of themselves doing the gesture, they’re doing it for the wrong reasons.
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6 years
@heyyitsamee @eveimay I’ll 2 foot you if you want?
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@DaleHutter
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5 years
Cheers
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@DaleHutter
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8 years
@RealKurtAngle Even the beast turned gay for you 😂 #sexykurt
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@DaleHutter
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4 years
That video of about 20 people all together dancing at Mintons Orchard last night has pissed me off so much. Police officers even joining in on the ‘celebrations’. Not a brain cell in site. We WeRe 2 MeTrEs ApArT tHoUgH 🤪. Thick selfish cunts
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@DaleHutter
DALE HUTTER
10 years
I don't think this 'cucumber' I purchased from you looks right? Please 'lettuce' know if it'll be okay to eat @Tesco http://t.co/DCrsB17nWu
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@DaleHutter
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3 years
Polished the Lonsdales, full engerlash cooking, walked the bulldog, and sang the national anthem 5 times. I’m ready for tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@DaleHutter
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6 years
Wow, rolling into 2019 as horny as ever, literally haven’t stopped wanking since Christmas.... fuck it, if anyone wants it slide in the DM’s
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@DaleHutter
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5 years
The toilet was in use so I braved it and went outside for a pee wearing just joggers and a vest. And no joke my nipples we're actually bigger than my cock
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@DaleHutter
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9 years
Does Sydney Brooke have an attention seeking personality disorder?
Yes 100%
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@DaleHutter
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4 years
I just bit into a slice of orange and it juiced all in my eye. I felt like such a dirty little slut
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@DaleHutter
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10 years
Ok So Aaron knocked on my door and I couldn't let him clean my car as it would look bad so I had to give him a tenner http://t.co/HBjT3U2gjN
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@DaleHutter
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4 years
@BBCSport What’s wrong with the banner? Maybe it was a good gesture for those 3 iccoent white people who was murdered in Reading at the weekend.
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@DaleHutter
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10 years
Red Nose Day? More like white nose day in Chard #cracktown
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@DaleHutter
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2 years
Don’t care that it’s a meaningless match, nothing will ever stop the buzz of watching the Chels with the family on a Saturday 3pm. Can’t beat it.
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@DaleHutter
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2 years
@MrGeorgeBenson Happily give him 400k a week on a 2 year contract. Different gravy
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8 years
It's impossible to eat healthy at weekends #fact
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@DaleHutter
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6 years
Silent disco at the Dolphin...Can’t think of anything worse haha
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3 years
Andy Tizzard
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@DaleHutter
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6 years
Love how all the barbers in Chard have beef with each other at the moment haha #TeamChardBarbers
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@DaleHutter
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7 years
Winning the Europa league and claiming your champions of Europe is like shagging a pregnant women and claiming you had a threesome.
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4 years
How good were these then
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8 years
Happy Valentine's day bae x @mikel_john_obi
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6 years
Feel like pure shit just want my coat back @MamboTaunton
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7 years
Wow just spent 30 minuites taking an IQ test, finally finish it then it says I need to pay £5 to find out the results 🙃
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5 years
No joke even if Stormsy was playing at the Guild Hall I still wouldn’t attend. #trash
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5 years
One of the best weekends ever with the best bunch! #hobbysstag
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5 years
Corona situation has fucked my sleeping pattern and my mentality. Drunk in my bedroom on my own at 2:00am wtf who knew
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7 years
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@DaleHutter
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10 years
Aaron Cox has messaged me asking if I would like my car cleaned for a tenner. Would it be wrong of me if I let him do it?
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@DaleHutter
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2 years
@FrankKhalidUK Lampard’s 2nd goal against Bolton to secure us our first ever Premier League title. This was also on my 11th birthday, best birthday ever. Greatest moment in Chelsea’s history imo 🏆
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@DaleHutter
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7 years
@MaxPatchim18 There bloody disgusting Maxi haha
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10 years
Did I just hear right...Theres a disorder called "ass burgers"? #TheUndateables
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6 years
How awkward is it when you make eye contact with a stranger whilst eating a banana...
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6 years
Wow I wish I was back here re living this day right now #ibizarocks 🍻☀️
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@DaleHutter
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7 years
It’s so weird people say “I can’t wait for this year to be over” it’s not like the world restarts, nothing changes apart from the date haha
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5 years
I could murder Chinese and Im not talking about a takeaway
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10 years
Why is everyone in my year having kids? Making me feel old! #shouldhavespunkedonherface
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2 years
Bleddy hell BigLez @BigLez67
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6 years
Proper Brexit weather
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6 years
Wasted £80 on Fifa packs and got NOTHING yet again. Cheers sons crying. Nice one @EASPORTSFIFA
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3 years
UP THE FUCKING YIDS!! COYS 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
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2 years
Hala Madrid and up the fucking Tories
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9 years
Imagine how different the world would be if everyone respected and appreciated an individual when there alive rather than when there dead.
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9 months
Really cba with these officials favouring LiVARpool for EVERYTHING this season. Liverpool & Klopp wank fest everywhere 😴😴😴
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9 years
I'm getting so smashed at Axminster beer festival Saturday
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5 years
@T_Woodhouse95 Would you say to them “welldone, you’ve made a missteak”
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8 years
@mikel_john_obi Quality Mikel. Your one of the most loyal players we've ever had! #respect
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4 years
I haven’t had an alcoholic drink since Boxing Day and I have no intentions to until the pubs are back open. Roll on that first weekend
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4 years
Has to be with garlic bread and with grated cheese on top 🤤
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Spaghetti Bolognese is one dinner you can always rely on to do bits. Absolutely unreal.
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3 years
I cannot wait to sink pints all day and night and watch Engerland hammer the scotch eggs. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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4 years
Never felt so disconnecting with Chelsea as I do now. Absolutely gutted for Lampard. This feels worse than the Mourinho sacking in 2007, pathetic.
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6 years
@AlexGoldberg_ GET IT IN YOUR HEAD THAT JORGINHO IS BANG AVERAGE HE CANT DEFEND SLOW PREDICTABLE MID TABLE TEAM PLAYER
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10 years
I hope he is having fun at bingo with his Nan with my £10 for fuck sake
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5 years
I would do anything to be able to view my old MSN conversations
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7 years
Buzzing to see my parents reaction when they get milk from the fridge in the morning and see me in there fast asleep.
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10 years
Dad came in my room and said "Dale there's a kid in a wheel chair at the door wanting to clean your car" I almost started hyperventilating
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9 years
When girls take a photo of there fake plastic nails in front of an Audi steering wheel thinking it makes them look sophisticated hahaha
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2 years
You don’t get much more brexit than Tyson Fury and I love it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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No. Just openly saying what a majority of people rightfully think. SARS, bird flu and now Corona. For the 3rd time China are responsible for another pandemic due to ignorantly not learning from their past. Eating everything with a pulse and animal cruelty is not ok. #scumcountry
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@DaleHutter odds on ur in the EDL
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5 years
I’d rather go to war than be stuck behind with a bunch of stinking transvestites!!
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I’d like to thank @realDonaldTrump for the trans military ban. Good luck in the draft, dudes. 😏
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When I was at school I couldn’t wait to leave and go to college, when I was at college I couldn’t wait to leave and work full time and since I started working full time I wish I was back at school haha 🤔 #gofigure
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9 years
Whoever said money isn't happiness is a fucking liar
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The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.
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@DaleHutter
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9 years
Someone last night said to me "You really look like someone I know" I replied "Dale Hutter?" And he said no but you bloody look like him 😂😂
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@DaleHutter
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4 years
Not sure why but i feel like such a pervert when I walk around a supermarket with a gurt cucumber in my shopping basket
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7 years
Pizza from supermarkets are so underrated. Equally as nice as a take away one in my opinion
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7 years
Thank goodness for @ThreeUK 🙌
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7 years
Stupidly excited for Fifa 18 at the end of the month
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5 years
It’s mad how quickly time goes on a Sunday evening
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6 years
Kepa Arrizabalaga be like...
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@DaleHutter
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11 months
Most of the squad was smoking it on Wednesday
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Nkunku was out on the grass this morning. ~ @ChelseaFC
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7 years
£550 tax rebate...The sesh is calling 👀
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8 years
She managed to fool everyone that she wasn't responsible for her daughters disappearance so she must be pretty fucking talented.
@ladbible
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Madeleine McCann's mum, Kate, in bid to win next 'Britain's Got Talent'
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@DaleHutter
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4 years
All my @ChelseaFC shirts throughout the years!
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5 years
@AlexGoldberg_ He’s crap
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8 years
Disposable BBQ and cider at Lyme is what I want right now
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8 years
Hare & Hounds carvery is unreal 😛
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9 years
Can't wait to receive about 200 boxes of Lynx deodorant sets for Christmas.
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11 years
LOL when people say shit like this it makes me feel sick http://t.co/mEGxpGck3J
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@DaleHutter
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6 years
So impressed with Harry Maguire and Henderson so far in this World Cup
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