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#TaxTwitter To paraphrase the great @cushbomb Today was the stupidest day in tax season history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in tax season history.
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Accounting firms wilding
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Liverpool: now brought to you by Microsoft Excel @ExcelHumor @TheBig4Tweets
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Thoughts on our new away kit? 🤩
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"Oh your grandmother gifted you the beach house rather than waiting to pass it to you?" "Oh and she was gifted the property from her father who bought the property in 1957?"
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#TaxTwitter #DailyTaxMemes Man this template fits a lot
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Every time #TaxTwitter
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He fired his CPA and is going to “use AI to do his business returns” #TaxTwitter
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We need to start buying CPA firms, T. You just buy them up and get some nerds to do people's taxes and shit. All the income is passive
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Tax Accountants when the calendar rolls over to January #TaxTwitter
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No former tax deduction item is more representative of an entire tax paying generation then Safe Deposit Box fee is to the American Boomer They simply can’t let that one go
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Me putting $475 in non cash charities when they give me 10 incomplete Goodwill slips #TaxTwitter
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@FridayOrange @sugarbets_ @PatMcAfeeShow Absolutely amazing..."I refuse to do any research on the matter but I know it's wrong"-Orange Willie (probably)
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Tax law has a lot of dumb unnecessary laws but I'm not sure anything is more smooth brained than the S Corp Health Insurance deduction methodology
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#TaxTwitter The lifecycle of Social Media tax fraud
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Client tomorrow: is my return complete DTM: I have the concepts of a plan for completing your return
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"You owe 250k extension payment and 50k for Q1 2024 ES...let's roll it all up in one payment for 300k gives us some cushion" "Why not send them separately?" Can people just take the advice they pay us to provide for a change instead of everything being a frigging negotiation?
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Reminder to #Taxtwitter on deadline day
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#TaxTwitter person of the year
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Nothing better than when they randomly throw in a 2021 1099 just to keep us all on our toes
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Congress with a quick message to Tax professionals on why they decided to wait untilFeb 24 to change 2023 Tax laws #TaxTwitter
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It's a tax REFUND! The return is what you file, the REFUND is what you get back...how many times we going to go over this? #TaxTwitter
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It's called the Augusta Rule. You can look it up but it's a way to rent your home to your LLC and not pay tax on the rent payment. Still deduct it on the business though. I saw it on Tik Tok. CPAs don't want you to know about it
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Reaction of Client that didn't pay the 50k extension payment we advised and now they owe... Wait for it...50k #TaxTwitter
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"Friends" make terrible clients. "Friends" make terrible clients. "Friends" make terrible clients. "Friends" make terrible clients. "Friends" make terrible clients. "Friends" make terrible clients. "Friends" make terrible clients. "Friends" make terrible clients. "Friends" make..
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Yo..I’m gonna nuke this account in the next day or so. Come say hi if you like Good luck this busy season. Be kind and raise your fees! #TaxTwitter
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@NPortnell Most important American album of the 90s at least to me
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Prior year accountant depreciating a $750 window replacement over 39 years
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Get outside and do something fun this weekend #TaxTwitter or else future generations will see this
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DTM waking up with absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to be for the 2nd consecutive day #TaxTwitter
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#TaxTwitter How to get ignored
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If we gathered 6 preteens that had ZERO financial knowledge and asked them to design a 1099 layout I feel confident the resulting layout would be better than the current RBC offering
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"I got your email that your fee minimum is now $1k but my return is pretty easy so what will my fee be?"
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Ok enjoyed this
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Me, a dusty ass CPA, seeing #TaxTwitter battle it out over the 150 hour rule week after week
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#TaxTwitter #DailyTaxMemes Inspired by real events
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When your client said they moved out of Ohio in 2022 so no longer need to file there #TaxTwitter
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How are people with 8 figures in the market still surprised that they have 300k+ in investment income that is taxable "even though they didn't get it"
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Loan underwriters amirite? #TaxTwitter
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Once/year all the smug CPAs come out of hibernation and tweet
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Client “Hey I sold my rental property last month. I want to do one of those 1031 exchanges now “ #TaxTwitter
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Absolute nightmare PITA Client just sent DTM an email that said “we have decided to go in a different direction” I stopped reading there because I don’t care what the rest of it says
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Random SMB bro on Twitter: “I’ll simply feed all my tax documents into AI. Return will be done in seconds” #TaxTwitter :
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Early March: File 1065 electronically Yesterday: IRS Notice arrives..."received your return but we can't find it..." How in the world does an electronically filed return get lost?
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"Something doesn't seem right" he said into the phone as he owed 40k to the IRS for the 9th straight year
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He billed more than $1,200 for a return with a Schedule C with 200k in revenue #TaxTwitter
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Boomer Mike coming back to #TaxTwitter after showing us how holidaying in the middle of the season is done @MikeSyl36625988
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I don't like to shit on clients (just ball bust) but days like today really do reveal the dumbest that walk among us
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When #TaxTwitter finds someone out in the Twitter streets devaluing our service
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Just finished MY S Corp return and I think I need to find a more creative accountant
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#TaxTwitter calling the IRS to get estimated tax payments moved from the taxpayer to the spouse
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90 minutes into 2023 and I'm being told that the client return is "easy" and thus they don't think the fee increase I quoted them is appropriate
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@ExcelHumor Don’t use Google Sheets
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When you decide to bang out one more easy return and then discover they did a 1031 exchange in another state #TaxTwitter
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@bhallcpa I know I will not be having additional children for an extra... Checks notes...3k/yr
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Client sells a 2nd property at decent gain they co-owned with a relative. "Can you call XX and help them with their return input? They don't understand how to include the gain in TurboTax...thanks!"
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#TaxTwitter “Hey I’m just gonna pop by your office Friday after work to drop off my stuff”
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Tax professional opening an email from a long time PITA client that says they have found another tax preparer #TaxTwitter
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When you sit down for a show in Vegas and the guy behind you is talking to his wife about their taxes #TaxTwitter
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Remember the Finance Guy that didn't know what vesting was and thought his employer was stealing from him? That was a fun day
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"The kids returns are easy...can you just do them for free?" Yes I can do them for free but your fee will now be +$600
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Fort Wayne tonight when all those extension acknowledgements hit #TaxTwitter
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DTM: Just drag and drop your files in the portal Client in the portal that afternoon #TaxTwitter
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The collective reaction from #TaxTwitter when a non tax pro posts about how bad and untimely we are at our jobs
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Errry day #TaxTwitter
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Twitter RE Bros complaining about tax professional fees when they pay $1,040 for their return prep for their 40 Schedule E's #TaxTwitter
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Client: I think I’ll have my wife’s sister’s neighbor handle our books to save a few bucks #TaxTwitter
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@FridayOrange @sugarbets_ @PatMcAfeeShow Dude there is a ton of literature on this. It would take you 5 seconds to go to Ben Baldwin's explainer on this stuff. This stuff is largely solved at this point
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Reminder #TaxTwitter
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When a client does a cost segregation study, takes the bonus depreciation and then sells the property 3 years later #TaxTwitter
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I want to buy a small island in the Caribbean. Monthly payroll, taxes, insurance, etc. will be $50k. I'll arbitrage 20 tax prep practices which will provide $50k free cash flow per month I just covered the cost of my small island-DTM Island This is how you need to think 🧠💡
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#TaxTwitter #DailyTaxMemes Rare Friday afternoon bonus meme
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#TaxTwitter half my job is reminding grown ass adults they need to confirm one fucking number to me
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“Our return is really easy…I’d do it myself if I wasn’t so busy”-Area Woman #TaxTwitter
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"Why can't I take a W2 from my partnership?" It's the law mate...call your congressman
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When a prospect mentions they haven't filed in a few years #TaxTwitter
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#TaxTwitter trying to convince itself that everything is just fine
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Boomers love putting sticky notes on every form in case I’m not sure what it is
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Just dismissed a longtime friend/client. We only get one shot at this thing and life is too short to include energy vampires People change and we change too
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