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"Awww, kick fucking ass! Life is kinda cool sometimes." Episode 91: Cheetahmen

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"This game sucks." Episode 1: Castlevania II: Simon's Quest Happy 20th Anniversary to Angry Video Game Nerd!

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"That's like if Sony said, 'Okay, we're gonna come out with this new expansion module for the PlayStation 3. You're gonna be able to play Xbox games on it'. There would be lawsuits up the ass." Episode 45: Doublevision (Part 2) ColecoVision

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"Wait a minute, it's Meatwad. Yeah, it's fucking Meatwad!" Episode 36: Halloween Submitted by our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"Wait, who's this? Fred Fush- Fred Fuchs?!" Episode 57: Dracula

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"Every gamer down in Gameville liked Christmas a lot, but the Nerd, who lived just north of Gameville, did not." Episode 97: How the Nerd Stole Christmas

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"Hoo boy, I hate this game. I mean, it makes me wanna kill myself." Episode 3: Karate Kid Submitted by our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"Nobody really gives a shit about virtual reality anymore, and maybe that's for the best." Episode 42: Virtual Boy Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEVENTEEN BAUWMERRRRR!" Episode 44: Doublevision (Part 1) Intellivision

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"THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIER-BALLS! IT'S HORRIBLE!!!" Episode 24: Spider-Man

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"MEGA MAN'S LOOKING AT PORN!" Episode 139: Mega Man Games Requested by @PerdGateEnjoyer

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"Let's try the cat - get on there you little bastard." Episode 47: NES Accessories

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"But, tell me, why is 'Moses and Me' graffitied on a wall?!" Episode 62: Bible Games 2

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"IT SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS LIKE ALL THE FUCKIN' REST!!!" Episode 91: Cheetahmen

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"By the way, that's a nice cover, isn't it? It's like a game within a game." Episode 82: Castlevania (Part 4)

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"So, when we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was comin' out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof!" Episode 21: Ghostbusters

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"In the intro, I get pulled into the TV by my balls. Story of my life." Episode 115: AVGN Games Submitted by Our Discord! (Invite in Bio)

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"Oh I want a Super Nintendo for Christmas!" "Don't you already have a Nintendo?" "Yeah, but this one's 16-Bit!" "What's that?" "........I don't know." Episode 65: Atari Jaguar (Part 1)

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"Did Darth Vader say to Luke: "I am your father, and I am also a fucking scorpion." Episode 99: Star Wars Games May the 4th Be With You!

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1 year

*muffled underwater screaming* "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Episode 183: Ecco the Dolphin

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3 months

"It's that special kind of atmosphere when it's in the middle of the night, and you're sittin' in the glow of your TV with the sound of crickets." Episode 20: Atari 5200 Submitted from Our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"Yeeaaaaah, I'm shooting ducks with a piano!" Episode 47: NES Accessories

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"Master Shake would say, "It's like if I want to play Tetris, I'd draw it in a flip book and animate it!" You might as well be playing with rocks." Episode 68: Odyssey Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"Why do all these bosses have such long life bars?" Episode 99: Star Wars Games

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"WHY IS THE BACKGROUND COCA-COLA?!" Episode 134: Hong Kong 97

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"I WANNA BE SEDATED WITH A GAME BOY!!!" Episode 147: Game Boy Accessories

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"You know, remember when you were a little kid, it was fuckin' Friday, you did all your homework, and you rented a game from the local video store. And this was it, this was your whole weekend, this one game!" Episode 56: Dick Tracy

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6 months

"Why does he care so much about a fuckin' pencil? Was he plannin' to take it home after school and... sh-shove it up his ass or somethin'?" Episode 98: Day Dreamin' Davey Submitted From Our Discord!

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"Is this thing a phone? Like, what is all this for? Is it like talkin' to intergalactic space aliens, flyin' fuckernauts or astro-bastards?" Episode 20: Atari 5200 Submitted by @FroopleMunch

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"I'LL SHOW YOU SOME FUNNY TRICKS!" Episode 31: Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout

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"Like a never-ending Easter Egg hunt. But that'd be like if the Easter Eggs were full of diarrhea, and the Easter Bunny was shittin' all over your face. Episode 76: Super Pitfall

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"I'm not educated enough for the guy who talks about buffalo shit in his basement!" Episode 170: Life of Black Tiger

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"I got mine at a flea market for $2.50. I am dead fucking serious!" Episode 26: Sega 32X

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9 months

"Like, what the fuck?! Sunday football. Monday night football, Thursday football, Football on Thanksgiving! Football on Christmas!" Episode 109: Atari Sports

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"What's the point? It's all gonna be dust one day." Episode 96: Lester the Unlikely

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1 year

"Taken my arms! Taken my legs! Taken my soul! Left me with life in heeeeeeeelllllllllll!" Episode 156: Earthbound

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Episode 133: LJN Video Art

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"I'm gonna shove these fuckin' games up your ASS!" Episode 53: Batman (Part 2)

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*Holds Up Sign* Episode 75: Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle

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"Now, you're playing with power... Now you're playing with fuckin' shit! You're better off fuckin' shit than fuckin' with this fucked-up shit!" Episode 14: The Power Glove

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"You press Down to jump. Whoever came up with that idea is a real cocksucker - sucks cock." Episode 107: Schwarzenegger Games Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls!" Episode 5: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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"WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP GAME IS THIS?!" Episode 74: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

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"Tit-us? What the fuck is that?" Episode 51: Superman 64

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"TIGER Electronic Wrist Watch Game Nerd!" Episode 144: Mighty Morphin Power Ranges

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"SHIT THE FUCK?!" Episode 44: Doublevision (Part 1) Intellivision

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"What the hell's all this shit?! There's metallic sea sponges everywhere! There's titanium rocket jock straps! Headless parrots with bottle caps! Floating eyeballs entrapped in glass lids!" Episode 85: Street Fighter 2010

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"Oh wait... Bimmy and Jimmy? How they make a mistake like this?! Bimmy isn't even a real name!" Episode 11: Double Dragon 3 [Submitted on our Discord!]

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"I have no idea what that is. I could tell you what it looks like. It looks like the shit stain in the bottom of my drawers right now!" Episode 35: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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"YIPPIE-KI-YAY, YA MOTHERFUCKER!" Episode 28: Die Hard

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Eddie: "Hey." Nerd: "Hey." Eddie: "Hi." Nerd: "Hi." Eddie: "My name is Eddie." Nerd: "Hi, Eddie." Eddie: "I need your help. This is my building, and since the neighborhood really sucks..." Nerd: "Like this game sucks!" Episode 25: Sega CD Submitted by Our Discord!

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1 year

"AAAAAAAAAASS!" Episode 33: Nintendo Power

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"Did Darth Vader say to Luke: 'I am your father, and I am also a fucking scorpion!'" Episode 99: Star Wars Games May the 4th Be With You!

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"That's my words of wisdom. Anyone who wants to get far in this game, my rules are: Number One: Get the Knife Number Two: Get the Knife Number Three: GET THE KNIFE" Episode 108: Ghosts N' Goblins

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"Y'know, that's really not fair. I get Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger and Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny... but no naked chick. Fuck this shit." Episode 32: Atari Porn Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"It's like trying to stick your dick in a Cheerio." Episode 44: Doublevision (Part 1) Intellivision

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"Can you even tell what I'm trying to do here? I'm trying to give the panda a bottle of beer." Episode 133: LJN Video Art

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"Yeaaaaaaah! Ooooohhh!" Episode 26: Sega 32X

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"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! YOU MISERABLE FUCKIN' CUNT, PIECE OF SHIT!" Episode 38: Christmas Carol Part 1

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"This game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur... like me." Episode 107: Schwarzenegger Games

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"Well then go back behind the DAMN COUCH!" Episode 55: Battletoads

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"Godzilla looks like the dragons from Bubble Bobble." Episode 77: Godzilla

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"It's Kyle Reese, from 'The Terminator'. Yeah, without a doubt." Episode 67: Metal Gear

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"Corpse Killer, consider yourself lucky..." Episode 71: Sega CD

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"How is 'Dick' short for Richard?" Episode 56: Dick Tracy

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"What's the most important aspect about any fuckin' game? Well,being able to fuckin' play it!" Episode 20: Atari 5200

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"HAVE FUN, MOTHERFUCKER!" Episode 53: Batman (Part 2)

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"Doom on the Odyssey?! It's just a dot on the screen! But that overlay works nice!" Episode 205: DOOM Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"Everything back then was made of wood. You know the Stone Age? Well, that was the Wood Age." Episode 44: Doublevision (Part 1) Intellivision

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"Now I don't have a problem with challenge, but when the challenge is based on how fuckin' crippled the controls are, then FUCK IT!" Episode 30: The Simpsons

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"OH, GOD! HERE IT IS! WATCH OUT FOR THE CLOCK!" Episode 43: The Wizard of Oz Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"Looks like Superman is stroking his Superdick." Episode 51: Superman 64

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"And, there's this guy who was "born in Pennsylvania"... which just confuses the shit outta me." Episode 162: Amiga CD32 Submitted from our Discord Server! (Link in Bio)

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"I really don't wanna play this. But I might as well get it over with. It's like getting a needle: It might not be too pleasant, but it'll be over before you know it." Episode 69: X-Men

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"Now, if I ever have to talk about Action 52 and Cheetahmen again, I'm gonna staple my fuckin' ballsack to the ceiling." Episode 92: Game Glitches

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"How did they fuck up Rambo this bad?" Episode 41: Rambo

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"How did the Koopas capture King Kong?" Episode 73: Mario is Missing

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"Y'know, that's really not fair. I get Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger and Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny... but no naked chick" Episode 32: Atari P*rn

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"So could it be that this one was just THAT BAD?!" Episode 72: Transformers

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY... FUCK YOU!!!" Episode 197: Greendog Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"Were you expecting, uh, maybe, uh, the Ninja Turtles?" Episode 34: Fester's Quest

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Three years of doing quotes and still going strong! Thank you for all your support!

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"This game sucks." Episode 1: Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest

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"Do you remember bein' a kid? You remember playing Nintendo? What kind of things were ya interested in? Comic books, video games, uh... the stock market?" Episode 50: Superman Submitted from our Discord Server! (Link in Bio)

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"It should say..." *Text Below* Episode 12: Friday the 13th

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"Wow, how awesome could this be? Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout. Well, it was a blowout, alright - BLOW OUT YOUR ASS!" Episode 31: Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout Submitted from out Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"I'm gone five minutes and already I have four replacements?! Get outta here!" Episode 169: Superman 64 Returns!!!

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"Star Fox looks fuckin' pissed!" Episode 33: Nintendo Power

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"Game? Does that let me play a different game? Because THAT would be a good FUCKIN' idea!" Episode 86: Hydlide

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"And tell that box to go fuck itself." Episode 89: Pong Consoles

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"The game cheats. That's it. That's all there is to it; the game fuckin' cheats." Episode 77: Godzilla

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"Shitty games, shitty games, SHITTY GAMES! Why do I waste my time and money on these?!" Episode 148: Treasure Master

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"What the hell's wrong with Shrek's face?" Episode 188: Shrek Fairy Tale Freakdown Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)

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"It's a bunch of putrid anal shit comin' out of a rhinoceros' asshole. It fucks up the ass, shits out the mouth... piss out the nose, dookie out the ear, diarrhea out the dick, shits for the birds. The control in this game... is... poo-poo." Episode 16: Rocky

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"Dude, think about it, a giant cheetah jumping over Saddam Hussein! Whoa, I never thought I'd see that!" Episode 91: Cheetahmen Submitted from our Discord!