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Full Slate Friday Finale = Leaned👹
Already posted to my channel in the Gambling Gurus Discord👀
50 RTs/Likes on this post & I'll drop them as soon as I wake up🤝
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🔥6/1
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Welcome to June.
I swear I had the full version of this post 60% written last night.. you would think I never wrote an essay in college with how often I don't save my work smh. Have to keep this 2nd try shorter because of time.
PITT v TOR - Pirates 4-0 on
🔥6/11
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ATL v BAL - I wouldn't bet against the O's for (-) odds right now idc if Nolan Ryan shows up instead of Max Fried & I was using your money. Suarez is 0-2-1 F5 L30, O's are 0-2-1 F5 v LHP L30; FG 2-1 for the same spots. F5 under looks to be the only angle that
🔥6/9
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Nice.
PHI v NYM - If the Phillies offense didn't erupt I think there would have been a lot more talk about how bad Ranger looked. Even with a LHP looking terrible the Mets couldn't manage to score 3 runs, no surprise there really. Today (at the time of
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🔥6/18
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MIA v STL - The Cardinals are 5-1 SU in Lance Lynn starts through the last month so there's no chance we're backing the clowns based on fading him rn. He's still 0-3-3 F5 ML, but those teams aren't the Marlins. STL ML @ -140 isn't for me & I'm not betting
🔥7/8
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LEANS (the next one)🔥
I'll throw the late games all on 1 post that makes more sense
STL v WSH
The Cardinals are 6-0 vs LHP as RFs & 2-6 as RDs (they're dogs today), that's tough lol. Their offense averages 4 Runs/game through the season, L14, and L30 lol so little
Heart & Lung Disease(s), an enlarged spleen, & animal bronchitis confirmed this morning.
He’ll be kept there for a few days to stabilize & then live the rest of his days on medication. Was expecting the bad news when my phone rang this morning, so thank god.
The well-wishes
🔥6/28
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FULL SLATE LEANS🔥
This shit is so annoying I’ve literally never been given a character limit on these posts - 3 more screenshots on the next tweet/reply below this 🫠
Plays already in the Discord👀
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6/27
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🔥6/12
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Let's have a day.
COL v MIN - We could blissfully ignore the rest of this series after cashing 11 different ways in G2 yesterday.. Or we could do it again. Pablo is off to a terrible start & either gets his shit together soon or fades into mediocrity. Gomber
🔥6/7
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FULL SLATE FRIDAY LEANS🔥
Part 1
MIN v PITT - Twins just swept by the Yanks & Pirates go 2-1 to the Dodgers. MIN yet to drop one behind Joe as RFs. He’s performing as expected. Keller could probably have a worse game or two coming. PITT offense much better last
Caught up on some very much needed sleep.
Woke up to a call from the Animal Hospital letting us know he's still improving, and at this rate should be home tomorrow.
Working on leans now, will push out whatever I have done around 12:30.
🙏
🔥7/12
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Fuuuuuuuulllllll Slaaaaaaateeeee Frriiiidaaaayyy
New York / Philly / Baltimore getting hit with a storm so all potential PPDs - dumb. Have a lot of time for it to clear up a little so let's hope.
LAD v DET
SKUUUUUUUUBAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
The Dodgers have
🔥6/29
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🤑
COL v CWS - Quantrill has been so much better for COL than he was in CLE. Not that he's winning the majority of games or anything, but has a 3.5 instead of the 5.5 he finished at last year (99 IP 2023, currently 90 IP 2024). Are the White Sox HF splits
Couple Free Day passes to rock through the weekend? 👀
No personal wagers today, just wanted to see what everyone looked like.. but the highlighted lines in the leans were 🤩
20 RTs/Likes & I’ll pick a few 🤝
🔥6/14
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Ladies and gentlemen, Full Slate Friday.
STL v CHI - I'm ready to skip to post-All-Star-Break for a lot of these teams, man. The Cubs aren't good and we can't deny it for now. STL doing more than decent vs LHP last few weeks. Jordan Wicks hasn't started
🔥6/4
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Grateful, let's get it.
KC v CLE - Lugo has been one of our cash cows, but he's been getting pretty lucky the last few weeks to be honest. Posting a 1.72 ERA & 3.66 xERA. Get real nerdy and see his xFIP at a 5.34 L2 weeks.. He'll start giving up more, it'll
Y’all ready for the funny part?
Meet Frankenstein, the ferret 😂
I didn’t have the heart to correct people as they sent well wishes to my dog 😭😅
Girlfriend came home with him in a box during the beginning of the Covid lockdown…undiscussed with me.
I had never even touched
A short list of what I’ve learned in 7 days as a “VIP Capper” :
1) I was right about never wanting to be one.
That’s the whole list 🤪
Too much stress on picking the right game(s) takes the fun (that I have) out of writing about & betting on the whole slate.
Didn’t even have
🔥6/2
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For real I passed all the way out last night & did not have an early enough alarm set for today.
OAK v ATL - Chris Sale did not respect. Today we have Morton v Medina. The Braves might honestly need the LAD treatment and have no plays from us for a little
If you aren’t clocking out of your 11 hour shift & writing about baseball until 5 am before you go back to work at 9 am you don’t want it as bad as I do & there’s nothing left to discuss.
🔥7/9
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LEANS🔥
I'm hitting the full slate every day this week, but we'll keep it light in most spots.
Heading into the ASB next week means most of these series don't have the biggest implications imo.
CHI v BAL
BAL's offense 2nd in the league L21 days in almost every
Passed out heavy last night & didn’t have the right alarms set lmao. At work a few hours early today bc of a 5k/10k that closes all of our roads (s/o tiny island)
Brought the laptop, still working on leans.
Will have them out before the games start👺
Are we ready to get back to our regularly scheduled shenanigans or what 👀
Did I lose anyone? Y’all still out there?
That was a long week, we won’t go that long without content again 🫡
Short slate today, so what game(s) are you most interested? ⬇️💭
This isn’t a choice I necessarily made on my own, but we were given an ultimatum at real work.
I either don’t take Frank (new people: my ferret.. there was a whole thing last week) to his mandatory “make sure his new meds aren’t actually killing him” 10 day check-up & keep my
🚨6/1
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PLAYS🚨
PITT ML
+135
0.5u (risked)
KC ML
+100
1u
MIN ML
+110
1u (risked)
MIL / PHI MLP
+170ish
0.5u (risked)
MIL -1.5
+140
0.5u (risked)
BOS ML
-105
(to win) 0.5u
CIN ML
+150 (HardRock OD Boost)
0.5u (risked)
Few hours before any games, will probably have a
Also I know that the common thing on here is for someone to post a losing bet & then try to blame something unimportant on the loss
I try to be more about why I picked the bet (leans, really why you’re all here) & what went wrong (live bitching, there’s substance to those
🔥7/8
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Rip this first game as it's own post because I didn't look at the schedule & realize now that it's a Nooner🤪
NYM v PITT - Christian Scott has had a rough start. Not that he necessarily has shown that he has what it takes to have a better finish, but there
🚨6/15
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PLAYS🚨
Bar hosts a massive competition today, big cash prize. Single biggest event of the year & I literally won’t be on my phone all day 😅
I’m running back WSH -1.5 even though I’m not very confident in Herz, but the Marlins move to 3-21 v LH starters after
🔥6/8
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LEANS🔥
These are almost always written in scheduled order, but I started this one really early so we're going as info is released.
NYM v PHI - We aren't going to pick the international game to start fading the Phillies. Suarez v Manaea. Manaea the only one we
Just now leaving the Emergency Vet. We have to leave him here overnight.
The well wishes and thoughts mean a lot, I’ve admittedly never lost an animal before so this is scary.
I’ll catch y’all tomorrow.
🔥7/25
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LEANS🔥
BIRTHDAY EDITION
I love birthdays, doesn't even have to be mine. Ask my friends. I'm usually more excited for their birthday than they are. The whole day is yours do whatever you want it's awesome.
Maybe the Gambling Gods will put some respect on mine.
SD
Y'all really have notifications on for this shit even though I'll fire off 20 tweets in 5 minutes sometimes 🫨
I love you guys😂I'll try to be more mindful of that lmao
Let’s try again 🤷
WSH ML +105
CLE ML +100, -105
Bibee o6.5 Ks +105
PHI ML +115 (HardRock Boost)
All 0.5u (1u total on CLE, bias)
Work sucks I’ll catch y’all tonight🫡
We've got an EXTENSIVE one posted already with plenty of time to rip a couple more💭
You guys want it on the timeline?
27 RTs/Likes on the quoted post & it's yours🤝
Opting out of a Full Slate Lean. I really really don't care for today at all.
Taking individual game requests in Discord👀
Loads of info/plays for today's slate from the other Gurus as well🔥
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🔥6/21
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DAY GAME LEANS🔥
There is an insane amount of time between this first one & the rest of the slate so I'll drop this one solo with a little extra insight to hold y'all over.
Let's make some money, yeah?
NYM v CHI - SHOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA. Probably the only
Final
#MLB
Full Slate Friday Leans of the first half ✅
Already posted in the Gambling Gurus Discord 👀
7 RTs/Likes on this post & they’re on the timeline 🤝
🔥6/27
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Thursday💩
Only worse than Sunday because the slate is smaller😂
MIN v AZ - Okay. -110 on both, tragic considering the 3.5 ERA MiLB SP debut for MIN & Montgomery being 5-0 as a HF (was fav @ open, 0-2 in starts as a home dog). Even through those few weeks of
So you guys wanted a Discord?
Seems like the perfect day🤣
It's not mine, but I think I'm allowed to post the link now👹
Yes, it's paid access. No, it's not $500/week. It's not even $50/month. We're talking <$10/week.
If you're wagering more than $2/day there's little reason
🔥7/2
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LEANS🔥
I wasn't really looking forward to this slate until I got into it. We have some pretty good games to get us through the holiday, let's see what we can do🤑
BOS v MIA - I'm unable to confidently tell you to take the Marlins because they're the Marlins. What I
🔥5/14
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PHI v NYM - PHI offense is scary when they're backed into a corner. Butto v Nola today. Nola cost vs TOR in his last start, good bounce back spot vs the Mets. Took PHI a bit to get started on Monday, but they lack vs LHP comparatively. Butto is 4-2, 1-3-2 F5.
I’ll keep screaming it until I’m blue:
Trent is top 10 bettors - it’s not unluckiness.
Losses cause more engagement, plain & simple.
Anyone on the app will tell you that when you win there’s like 5% of the engagement that a loss brings in.
The guy hadn’t faded the Sox once
Good job team, we did it. I love it. 🫡
Sucks that it happened while I was absent this weekend. Would have loved to hit a nice little run to celebrate on Saturday.
After I get the leans out I'll have a new tweet with guidelines on how to enter. 5 winners? 1 for every 50. Works
The only losing sentence in this post was “7.5 seems too low” for PITT v STL.
Tomorrow’s will be out before I’m back to the real job around 10a 👀
See y’all in the morning 🫡
🔥6/11
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LEANS🔥
ATL v BAL - I wouldn't bet against the O's for (-) odds right now idc if Nolan Ryan shows up instead of Max Fried & I was using your money. Suarez is 0-2-1 F5 L30, O's are 0-2-1 F5 v LHP L30; FG 2-1 for the same spots. F5 under looks to be the only angle that
2 hours late to work but what’s really important here?
Opening beers for boaters that don’t know my name or making the books pay us billions of dollars while we watch baseball
Easy choice👹
🔥8/23
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It's been a while, welcome back to Full Slate Friday.
I can already smell October
Brutal month on the diamond
No one is really safe except for the Brewers, and they look like they're doing everything possible to help the rest of the division lol.
Let's
🔥8/1
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LEANS🔥
Felt like it would be bad juju to start the month without leans - even if it's only a 5 game slate👽
BAL v CLE
I kind of had a feeling Trevor Rogers had already used up all of his L's for the season, I just didn't think it would be because he ends up on the
Working on leans now, out soon.
Back to work at 4.
It’s crazy to me that I probably could sell this shit as VIP & quit my job. Not the plan, but I really hate my job.
“Just bet enough to quit if you’re that good” shut up I’m a bartender I’m not doing 1k units lmao.
This
🔥6/24
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LEANS🔥
Welcome to the final week of June.
We've got the ASB right around the corner, time is flying.
It's been a good first half, let's keep going🤝
CLE v BAL - I'm already on CLE ML. That should be obvious @ + money. The O's look terrible for the first time this
🔥7/10
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CHI v BAL
Yo do the Cubs not suck now? Was I too busy hating? Is it fool's gold?
Kremer is the easy one to blame for sure, but the O's offense couldn't get anything going. Usually being down 3ish runs early doesn't feel like a loss for them. Last night it
Anyone need a baseball guy? I don’t want to start my seasonal job in a few weeks I’d rather be a full-time baseball guy. Imagine me at full baseball guy power.
My posts are my resume. I have a marketing degree (and a real resume). This is serious. I really don’t want to go back
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WE'LL DO AN EXTRA PERSON BECAUSE OF THE WINNING +4500 PARLAY I DIDN'T POST BECAUSE I'M BAD AT TIME MANAGEMENT
(it was all things in the leans/tweeted through the day though so you could have done it too but I still feel bad about posting the A's and
🔥5/31
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FULL SLATE LEANS🔥
We get to end May with a Full Slate Friday. Let's rock.
Leaned a little heavier with numbers through the last few weeks with good (great?) results. I still prefer betting on my own instincts, but it never hurts to keep the actual stats in mind.
Look, I'm not a trend bettor. I like trends. They help me make decisions. I don't blindly bet them.
There are only a few times that trends will mush me off a lean. One of those times being when there are 4 different systems aligning.
NYM ML
#DraftKings
Up-2-Early-W Promo Pick
Done and done… Trend of the Day (✍️ edition)
📈Cardinals are 1-10 SU (-2.27 ppg, 74% ROI fade) in the last game of the series this season
📈Mets are 8-2 SU (+2.20 ppg, 52.7% ROI) in the last game of the series this season
📈Jose Quintana is 16-2 SU (+3.00 ppg) in a daytime
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PLAYS🚨
PHI ML / o7.5
+105
1u
BAL F5 / PITT F5
+220
(to win) 1u
PITT ML
-110
(to win) 0.5u
CLE ML
-110
(to win)
CLE F5 ML
-105
(to win) 0.5u
CLE / DET MLP
+200
👺
CLE / BAL MLP
+230
0.75u
I’m extremely exposed on Cleveland. Do what you want there 😂
See y’all
Yo y'all don't understand how excited I am to be able to watch weekend baseball while not also holding 30 conversations and making 5108 drinks in between every swing
🔥7/23
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LEANS🔥
Watch some baseball? Make some money?
CIN v ATL
Sale v Martinez, no secrets.
ATL Double Result +115 (F5 is 3way, no push)
ATL F5 / FG SGP -110 (F5 can push & make this a -200 ML bet lol)
TB v TOR
I'm personally not laying -140 on the Jays, no action for
🔥6/23
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We hate Sundays, let's keep it light.
AZ v PHI - I'm not the biggest fan of Slade Cecconi. While I've been busy typing that every time he starts I've ignored the fact that the Snakes just seem to win in his road games. 4-1 with him as a RD. Sanchez is
🔥5/9
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Small slate Thursday. We cashed on Wednesday. Let's keep it rolling.
AZ v CIN - Reds made Wednesday a little more stressful than I had hoped for. Every time Cecconi starts for AZ I'll type "I'm not the biggest Cecconi fan". I want to see AZ get hot, but we've
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Not my graphic, but anyone that's been here long enough should recognize every name on this list from the leans. Dope to see just how right we've been with someone else's numbers considering I don't track anything myself lmao.
🚨6/12
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1st Game Plays🚨
I’m not actually maxing or doing something stupid for this game; I only have like 2.5u in play on it.
Halve everything if you’re nervous & actually follow my units (New people: I intend for my units to be used more as a confidence scale than
I definitely got caught up dealing with all of that shit this morning.
We're taking the Tigers for sure.
Let me know what games y'all want info on today, I'm working on some things so I probably won't hit the full slate.
🚨5/31
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PLAYS🚨
PHI -1.5
+100
1u
CLE TT o3.5 / ATL ML 2leg
+107
1u (risked)
PHI / BOS / LAD MLP
+240 (Bet365 boosted bet offer)
0.5 (risked)
BAL / MIL / CLE MLP
+284
0.5u (risked)
Maybe run those 3 teamers as smaller 2 teams & don’t be as greedy or just play the 3 teams
🔥7/19
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LEAN (The Day Game)🔥
WELCOME BACK TO FULL SLATE FRIDAY THIS SHIT FEELS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS
This is just the first game though since it's the only day game.
Has been live in my Discord since last night👀
15 RTs/Likes & I'll drop another🚨
🔥4/26
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Early Slate Leans🔥
New series for everyone going into the weekend. Some important (April Important) divisional match-ups. Some less important interleague play.. Cleveland's first real opponent.. Going to be a good few days.
It's the Tigers until I die. We're at the
🚨Off work & heading home🚨
Shower & probably 2 more hours worth of research/typing. Leans will be out before 6:40 slate along with plays for the night 🤝
See y’all soon 🫡
🔥8/2
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LEANS🔥
Full Slate Friday's Day Game
The rest will be in a separate post 🤝
STL v CHI
The reality is we've been betting on the White Sox because of Fedde (at least F5 most starts) so what reason do we have to not give him a chance with a better team?
STL melted all
🔥5/8
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FULL SLATE LEANS🔥
Tuesday comes and goes as another day that I fade/don't play what I write in these posts & cost myself billions. We're not doing that today.
LAA v PIT - PITT deserves no attention after allowing that game. Have made plenty of money fading Sandoval