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9 days
Hey folks, I really need your help. A bunch of greedy developers want to destroy some of the best trails in St George so they can build another subdivision. Please spread the word and sign the petition so we can save Moe's Valley.
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3 months
I hope the CrossFit Games gets sued into oblivion. Absolutely insane that they'd be negligent enough to let a man drown during competition. Fuck them forever.
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2 months
Hell yeah, dude, we should make this a policy election. Talk more about destroying public education and turning women into brood mares for the state.
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
2 months
Kamala Harris and the media must keep this a "vibes" election. Because the minute the public actually redirects to policy, all the "joy" at a non-Biden, non-Trump politician dissipates: Kamala's policy is every bit as bad as Biden's, and in some cases, far worse.
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19 days
Barely a peep from Spencer about the rampant sexual abuse at Utah State, but of course he has to make a statement about the trans girl playing volleyball.
@GovCox
Utah Gov. Spencer J. Cox
20 days
I stand with the students, coaches and leadership at @SUUtbirds and @USUAggies in their decision to forgo their women’s volleyball matches against San Jose State.   It is essential that we preserve a space for women to compete fairly and safely. Our female athletes are left
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4 months
As much as I think Mormonism is a silly and regressive religion, I have to credit its followers for raw dogging life. No booze, no drugs, just lethal amounts of sugar and God's eternal love.
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27 days
Being an MMA fighter who's scared of SLC is a very funny bit.
@SStricklandMMA
Sean Strickland
28 days
Salt lake city is kinda a shit hole.... I thought it would be filled with up tight Mormons but instead liberals and crack zombies... Hmmmmm
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9 months
@tarenceray The Weekend at Bernie's the Dems are gonna do during the debates is gonna be hilarious, though.
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2 months
Trevor's a Nazi, he just doesn't have the courage or conviction to come out and say it.
@sltrib
The Salt Lake Tribune
2 months
After Trevor Lee’s post of a video of Utah Muslims observing Arba’in, his followers piled on with anti-Muslim sentiment, calling Islam a “demonic ideology" and saying the people should be sent back to where they came from.
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2 months
Utah is just 3 real estate developers stuffed inside a trench coat.
@GovCox
Utah Gov. Spencer J. Cox
2 months
The Federal Government controls 70% of the land in Utah. The U.S. Constitution never intended a federal agency to hold onto so much land in any state – that’s why the state of Utah is asking the U.S. Supreme Court to weigh in on this constitutional question we, and many western
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25 days
YOU RUINED THE PAC-12 JUST TO LOSE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT IN PISCATAWAY, NEW JERSEY. GO TO HELL FOREVER.
@UW_Football
Washington Football
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2 months
@jesawyer I'd kill for a 1990 Land Cruiser
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3 months
This edit of Westbrook in a Jazz uniform goes so hard.
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14 days
This election is really starting to feel like 2016 all over again. The third election in a row or democrats are campaigning on orange man bad while offering no brighter vision for the future. You think they'd learn that they have to give people a reason to vote.
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3 months
The Jazz extended Lauri Markkanen and renounced Talen Horton Tucker within a few hours of each other. Legitimately one of the greatest days in franchise history.
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3 months
This shit is so funny. I have everything you want, a loving family, a good job, in great shape... Hell, the wife and I just booked our 10-yr anniversary trip to Italy. Maybe you should try using pronouns? They might help.
@kibilliri
Veni Vidi Vici
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@DadShammdad Man up, Greg. No one likes liberal soy boys.
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@aklingus It's damn near perfect and really makes me wish the Coen Brothers were directing Blood Meridian.
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Greg
3 months
Israel isn't burning effigies, they're burning actual human beings.
@camhigby
Cam Higby 🇺🇸
3 months
You’ll never see Pro-Israel Protesters Acting Like This —why is that?
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4 months
Republican guy scared of the means streets of Salt Lake City remains one of the funniest things on this website.
@MikeCarey4CC
Mike Carey
4 months
@TaylorWAnderson Or, maybe families don't want to live in SLC because they have to walk around roving hoards of homeless encampments filled with people battling drug, alcohol, or mental health issues.
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2 months
Sorry, but Trevor doesn't get to do the plausible deniability thing when he ran an anonymous DezNat account and sponsored a bill that would've banned immigrant kids from public schools.
@SLCLunk
Jordan
2 months
You know you’re in the right when you use the same tactics as a guy caught filming women at the gym
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3 months
@ridin_niner Dave Castro has always been a psychopath who conflates safety with weakness. This falls squarely at his feet. Insanity and negligence all the way around.
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3 months
@SrBrocialist And that's on top of CrossFit being stupid at a fundamental level. Flailing pullups and Olympic lifts without loads of practice always leads to injuries. Burn it all down.
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3 months
A woman being born a woman isn't enough for these freaks. It's all about control, cruelty, and appearance.
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3 months
One of the best side effects of the past few weeks is how many people are realizing that conservatives are weird little freaks. They're incapable of being normal at all.
@roddreher
Rod Dreher
3 months
Emmanuel Macron's decadent France has turned the Olympic rings into glory holes.
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18 days
The best part of tonight's game was THT no longer being a member of the Utah Jazz.
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3 months
Elon Musk is a failure. To abandon your child in favor of clout and a poisoned ideology is incomprehensible. What a sad, weak, and evil man.
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
3 months
Elon Musk discusses puberty blockers and says 'I lost my son' due to what he calls the 'woke mind virus'. (Source: DW)
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19 days
The same girl who was on the team last year when Utah State beat San Jose State. Just blatant hate from a petty, spineless governor.
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Greg
3 months
Swaggerless. Zero juice. Loser energy.
@Acyn
Acyn
3 months
Vance: I had a Diet Mountain Dew yesterday and one today. I'm sure they will call that racist.
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Biden's gonna see this and give another $50 billion to Israel.
@NCTNHighCountry
NC/TN HighCountryWX
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Current scene in front of Unicoi County Tn Hospital
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@Mybillygoat You guys are never beating the weirdo allegations, you fucking goof.
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2 months
It's very gay to drink a milkshake I say in my designer suit, with coiffed hair, perfectly plucked eyebrows, and Richard Simmons hand gestures.
@Acyn
Acyn
2 months
Watters: Women love masculinity, and women do not love Tim Walz, so that should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walz is. The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.
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Look at you, an entire existence built on victimhood and fear. You're terrified of everything, so you whimper and whine like a toddler in anonymity. Pathetic.
@TheExMoCringe
ExMos and ProgMos Posting Their L’s
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@DadShammdad he/him/his 😂🤡
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1 month
We have to get tech money out of Utah. There are simply too many cybertrucks along the Wasatch Front. I see one almost every day now.
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3 months
I'm holding onto hope but I've never lived in a world where the Democrats don't fuck everything up.
@DanGreenMN
dan green
3 months
I am live outside of Tim Walz’s residence. A bunch of black SUV’s just rolled out. I am not a betting man but the vibe seemed very “this guy just got picked as VP”. Feel free to interpret how you wish!
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2 months
Hey Bert, first time/long time, anyway Rite Aid filed for bankruptcy and is closing stores nationwide due to their involvement in fueling the opioid crisis.
@bertkreischer
bert kreischer
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What’s going on @riteaid ????
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3 months
I lift more than you. Also, my DMs are open if you ever want to know what it feels like to dunk a basketball.
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@DadShammdad Of course pronouns in bio.
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3 months
Donald Trump is Hitler incarnate whose presence is eroding the pillars of American Democracy. Every moment he pursues power is a threat to life as we know it. I wish him a full and speedy recovery and condemn any violence (past, present, or future) that is brought his way.
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3 months
It's an extremely strange feeling to get what I want out of politics. A completely new sensation.
@MorePerfectUS
More Perfect Union
3 months
BREAKING: Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz will be the Democratic VP candidate, alongside Kamala Harris. Walz forged a reputation as a Governor who makes good policy happen. Last year he signed a law guaranteeing free breakfast and lunch for all Minnesota students. And that's not all 🧵
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2 months
Today is my 10-year wedding anniversary, and while it's impossible to summarize everything this woman means to me in a tweet, I'll say that I am a much better, happier, and more fulfilled person with her in my life. She is simply the most wonderful person I have ever met.
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Everything about this Haitian story is revolting. Just straight up Hitler shit. It's impossible to stomach the levels of racism this country constantly stoops to.
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3 months
Race day.
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Absolutely not
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@PackersCentel
Legion Hoops
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Perhaps the coolest sports picture ever taken.
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2 months
There are very few sure things in life, but you can guarantee the Utah Democratic Party will always do the dumbest thing possible.
@KingForUtah
Brian S. King
2 months
While @phil_lyman and I disagree on just about everything, there’s one thing we agree on: @SpencerJCox should not be our next Governor.
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2 months
This is the closest thing I've felt to patriotism in years.
@mikefinger
Mike Finger
2 months
Kevin Durant, on patriotism, and playing for Team USA: “A lot of bullshit happens in our country. But a lot of great things happen, too.”
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Everything's about to get so much fucking worse.
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3 months
I'll be banned if I say how I really feel, so I will say this: None of these ghouls clapping like circus seals deserve a dime of your money or a single one of your votes in November.
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Me after dropping 13 points and 6 boards in my 30 and over rec league game.
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3 months
There is something freeing about watching this election unfold in Utah. Being completely helpless and unburdened b/c my state is blood red. I could draw a picture of Big Bird with big balloon tits on my ballot and it would have the same impact as filling in a bubble.
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Today's hitting me like a ton of bricks. It's been 10 years since my brother died. An entire decade without my best friend.
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3 months
Oh no! Are the crossfitters gonna make me do box jumps until I cry?
@young_ipod
ipod
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@DadShammdad @SrBrocialist Go say that in a crossfit gym. Bet you won’t
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@TheExMoCringe Gonna cry?
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4 months
Halfway serious about opening a non-woke fireworks store in Utah, making a billion dollars, and then never being seen again.
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We're just 19 years away from the University of Utah starting a defensive end named Hawk Tuah.
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2 months
Extremely normal thing to say to a complete stranger.
@Mybillygoat
Darrell
2 months
@DadShammdad Hell yeah. I wanna see your boy dressed up like a girl and getting boned in a pride parade. That will show everybody how progressive you are!
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3 months
Everyone on this team should be charged with treason.
@usab3x3
USA Basketball 3x3
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Final from Paris.
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3 months
Cox bending the knee for a bunch of people who hate him is so funny. What an incredible weenie he is.
@lifeisdriving
Adam Bartholomew 🗨️
3 months
"a certain sort of man..." @TuckerCarlson and @DonaldJTrumpJr on Utah Governor Spencer Cox #utpol 😅
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3 months
If Kamala gets elected there's a legit chance Hillary's head explodes from rage like a scene from The Boys.
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9 months
That's exactly what South Africa just did and you all lost your minds.
@Eve_Barlow
Eve Barlow
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Amplify proud Zionist Jewish voices.
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@blueegg__ Your profile picture is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
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Pretty sure being in a walkable city has changed me forever.
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3 months
Again, I drive a 20-year-old Toyota Tundra that could handle this without a problem. All these Elon pee garglers are hilarious.
@the_tomsters
thetomsters
3 months
Need everyone to know that Utah guy who is scared of bikers got his triangle truck stuck lol
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Seems really bad that downtown Salt Lake has turned into a Monopoly board for real estate developers and billionaires.
@sltrib
The Salt Lake Tribune
21 days
Salt Lake City Council members gave their final blessing to Jazz owner Ryan Smith's downtown sports district, clearing the way for the multibillion-dollar project to move forward.
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Goodnight, sweet prince.
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