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F- now that they’re private no one will know you liked my thighs 😘

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damn is it already #FemC friday again? hell yeah! yesterday i had a ten hour shift at the grocery store and my feet felt like hell, so satsurika and i went to some local hot springs and omg i feel alive! 10/10 highly recommend! i bet you'd like to come with us next time. perv

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So I heard Monika went and got herself a new look, and, well, I was curious if I could pull it off too. Ehehe, don't worry, it's not a permanent change, but just a little something fun. I hope you have a lovely Satsurika Sunday! Love, Satsurika (Art by @TonyWelt18 )

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F- i just got ur phone. reply with what i saw

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S- I love you the most and it's not even close! #Satsurika #DDLC

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ほっぺた温めてくれるダッフルコート素材をどうぞ

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fuck this depressing ass shit we ball!

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7 months

huh, look at that...i guess it's femc friday again UGH I'M SO BORED! i think im getting addicted to my computer. i literally spent 30 min on it last night. anyway, send femc memes to cheer me up 💛

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Dear friends! Another week, another Sunday. The weather has been quite lovely recently hasn’t it? I’ve wanted to take a lovely stroll in the park. Do you think you could make some time to come with me? N-not that it’s a date or anything! Love, Satsurika (Art by @mitarou_sk )

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Hello friends! Is the weather getting warmer where you are? I think it's just the perfect time of weather for a picnic, don't you? I brought a bunch of snacks, and I guarantee if you look you'll find something you love. Here, let me share one of my favorites with you! Love, Sats

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Hi guys! Wow, it's been a busy week being back! Not only did it take me FOREVER to unpack, but also I had to do a bunch of shopping since all we had was ramen and candy because SOMEONE doesn't know how to properly shop for groceries. Love ya! (Art by @TTyler1234506 )

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ughhh, im bored! what are we gonna do while sats is gone? i need ideas!

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S- You know, I respect the hustle, but you're still not gonna defeat the fatass allegations!

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Do you know what it’s like being roommates with this woman? It’s enough to drive one crazy! But you don’t think I’m crazy right? RIGHT?! Have a happy Satsurika Sunday! Art by @_Sheladh

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looks like the tables have turned storyteller! i, femc, am now the most intelligent person on all of twitter! sure you may say i just found a pair of glasses on the sidewalk and that doesn't actually make me smarter, but to that i say nuh uh! happy femc friday fellow nerds!

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happy FeMC friday guys! i finally was able to get a good pic of my babies! i *ow* love pookie, sweetums, and crumb so much! i can’t believe someone left these poor creatures outside in the cold. glad they have *ouch* someone like me 💛 (Art by @SillyBrowniee )

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Happy Sunday friends! Do you know what I love about Sundays? I love how relaxed they feel. It sure is the perfect day for a picnic; will you join me? Life has been great for me lately; I’d love to hear how you’ve been! Not that I like you or anything! Love, #Satsurika

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Dear friends, Happy Satsurika Sunday! I'm really excited to celebrate my birthday with you all on Tuesday. I heard that cake will be in order; do you have a favorite type? I love them all! I can't wait to see what Monika and FeMC have planned 💚💙💜🩷 Love, S (Art by @Arcvee )

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Heyyy friends! I actually don’t meet many people, especially people who are interested in me, but I actually got asked out on a date this week! So of course I had to look as nice as possible; just don’t call me cute! Wish me luck! (Art by @CyberstarCT )

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Do you ever get sad when it feels you’re not included as much? Heck, I’m four different people mushed into one and I still get lonely sometimes. It does make me sad, but I guess that means I’ll need to make a bit more effort to reach out to others. Chin up! Art by @TortillaKamen

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Dear friends! I’ve gotta be real with you; this week has been hell, but it’s nice to finally have Satsurika Sunday again! Reminder to self; FemC takes pranks very poorly. I ended up living in fear for what she would do as revenge. Turns out, she completely forgot. Love, Sats

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Dearest friends, One thing I find most difficult to express is my deep and abiding love of the Christmas season. Last night I went out to see the Christmas lights and was mesmerized by their exuberance. I implore you to seek out Christmas beauty wherever you are. Love Satsurika

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Dear friends, I’m writing this while in a bit of a mood. Not a bad mood per se, ehehe, just feeling a little Ø₣₣ lately. But it’s okay, because I’m sure we’ll see each other again soon. Hugs and kisses, Satsurika (Art by @Likesac1 )

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F- dammit someone leaked my improv classes with satori! eh, i rocked that class so idgaf

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ahh, feels great to be home!

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mmmph mm mmf mmm mmph mmph mm mphf mm MMPHHHHH!!!! mmm mff mmmfph #FeMCFriday

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N- Boo! F- GHAHHH!?!?

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Shh! I need you to stay quiet. Ehehe, well this isn't exactly how I planned to spend Satsurika Sunday. I suppose I'll make some cupcakes later as a peace offering. Honestly though who doesn't look in the mirror before going to work? She can only blame herself! Love, Satsurika

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Dear friends! I’ve been having a great week so far! I ate at a new restaurant which immediately became my new favorite, I did some clothes shopping with FemC, and even got to watch her go on a tirade about taxes! It’s been great! I miss you lots and lots! Love, Satsurika

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FemC friday again! hell to the yeah! this weekend is lookin’ to be pretty fun, just one more day! cashier training has been a bitch, but ill be getting a nice bump to my next paycheck! we gonna be eating good next week. anyway, smell ya later. i know you wish you were this cool

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Dear friends, Before you fight an overwhelming force it helps to prepare. I prepare by standing and yelling at the top of my lungs until I unlock my inner super saiyan. And so far I haven’t been defeated yet! Watch and learn FemC, this is how it’s done! Love, #Satsurika

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FEMC FRIDAY LET'S GOOOOOO!!!

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looks like the tables have turned storyteller! i, femc, am now the most intelligent person on all of twitter! sure you may say i just found a pair of glasses on the sidewalk and that doesn't actually make me smarter, but to that i say nuh uh! happy femc friday fellow nerds!

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oh you poor thing...

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i met this bitch irene today! she was pretty cool. but then took me outside and showed me the world. femc friday ruined

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Hey friends! This weeks letter is going to be short since I had to hack into the mainframe to save FemC from her stupid self. She thought she could handle one abomination and didn’t realize that it multiplied rapidly when disturbed. She’ll be fine. Hopefully… Love, #Satsurika

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Homecoming (Drawn by the amazing @TortillaKamen ) #DDLC #Satsurika

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i found a cat outside! he's a little fiesty and bit me a couple times already but i didn't see a collar so he's mine now!

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alright gang listen up! sats is on a date and didn't tell me anything about it, so we're gonna go undercover to see who it's with! who's with me? wouldn't be a FeMC Friday without some killer action would it? hell yeah!

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Dear friends, Do you know what is the most beautiful sound? Silence. I’ve been dealing with a faulty smoke detector for over a week, and now it’s nice to have a peaceful Satusrika Sunday. Enjoy this picture of me on a beautiful nature walk by @ViperShin16 💚💙💜🩷

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THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST FUCKING WEEK EVER I FUCKING HATE THAT BEEPING SOUND! it's also been making sats fall apart, literally! have you ever pushed your friends eye back into its socket? it's okay tho cause i've got an idea... let's start this FeMC Friday off with a blast

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Dear friends! Summer is in full swing! I’ve heard from many of you that it’s getting unbearably hot, so how about we hit the beach? There’s no better place to cool off; and I’ll even wear my new swimsuit! Can’t wait to see you there! Love Satsurika (Art by @eletsy )

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Dear friends! Happy Satsurika Sunday! I think I've finally found the solution to this beeping problem! Now it's time to paint some Easter Eggs! *sniff* Wait, why do I smell something burning?

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Dear friends! Happy Satsurika Sunday! I think I've finally found the solution to this beeping problem! Now it's time to paint some Easter Eggs! *sniff* Wait, why do I smell something burning?

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Dearest friends, At the close of this the last year I want to thank you all for making this year ever so special for me. To mark the occasion I decided to don one of my favorite apparels. Do you fancy it? Let's do our best this year! Love, Satsurika

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Dear friends, I hope you have had a fantabulous week! I have had to remind FemC what it means to be a true leader. I know some of you have lost your way following her cult, but soon you’ll remember your rightful place. Always remember I love you 4x as much. Love, Satsurika

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sup nerds they say being a mom is the hardest job and let me tell ya they weren't lying! but whenever i see their poor hungry faces i just have to smother them with love! little pookie and sweetums are my world 💛 femc friday would not be the same without them!

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There you go little Cleo! You're safe now!

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you know what? i think you're just angry all the time because you don't have any friends...let's see if we can find you some here at the dog park! oh look! little chihuahua puppies! let's go say hi!

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that's the last time i take you anywhere!

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you know what? i think you're just angry all the time because you don't have any friends...let's see if we can find you some here at the dog park! oh look! little chihuahua puppies! let's go say hi!

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hell yeah! my favorite day of the week is here! so ive been trying out a new fit. raided it from sats's wardrobe and i haven't taken it off since. gotta say it fits me better tbh dont forget, i hate u the most love, femc 💛

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Dearest friends, Hasn’t this summer just been wonderful so far? I hope you get some time to make it down to the beach this year. Picnic weather is just as good as beach weather, so take some time to cool off. I can’t wait to see you! Love, Satsurika (Art by @full_sero )

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aww...you poor thing! you look starving! quick! *ouch* come inside with me sweetums i'll *ow* get you some kitty food too *shit*

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hiii pookie! mama's home and she brought dinner 💛

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pookie nooooooo!!!!!!!

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"Dear friends! I hope this postcard finds you well. How are things back home? Is the house still standing? Ehehe, I'm sure it is, otherwise you wouldn't get this letter. I always wanted to see El Castillo in Mexico, so this was my first stop, and look! I found @SillyBrowniee !"

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F- ive been thinking... S- That's a first... F- SHUT!

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Do you know what it’s like being roommates with this woman? It’s enough to drive one crazy! But you don’t think I’m crazy right? RIGHT?! Have a happy Satsurika Sunday! Art by @_Sheladh

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Dear friends! I hope this postcard finds you well! It's been a dream of mine ever since I was a little girl to see the Northern Lights, and finally I was able to! I was shocked at how fast they move across the sky...it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Love, Sats

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S- Okay, I found this in a container labeled 'Storyteller's box of shame.' If you can solve this it will prove you're smart! FeMC- Easy. It's obviously 33 S- "..." S- I see why she kept it in the box...

monikaa!! (c0mms closed) 🍉

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you can have this artwork i worked hard on it

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hey idiots! this week has been a blast! not only did my wheel of fortune tape get us like 20 more followers, but i also almost burned the apartment down! sats was so mad lmao. anyway, trying out the twintail look. i know it looks hot, no need to tell me. until next week -femc

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S- Well the time has come for my vacation! Thank you everyone for the best birthday I've ever had yesterday. Take care while I'm gone and please make sure that FeMC doesn't burn the place down. I'll send postcards every Satsurika Sunday! Let's go Reggie ^_^ Byeeeee

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S- Oh hey! Good to see you again! ???- Likewise! You look fantastic by the way. S- Ehehe, you flirt~ ???- A little off topic, but did you notice that weirdo in the bush outside? S- Oh yeah that's a friend. She thinks she's inconspicuous but she's been following me all day.

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sup christmas lovers? contrary to popular belief, i actually enjoy christmas! in fact, this year i've decided to steal it! mwahahah! nah i'm too lazy for that honestly. instead i'll just steal all the christmas desserts sats has been baking. have a happy femc friday! -grinchc

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My dearest friends, I don't want a lot for Christmas this year, there is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true! All I want for Christmas, is you!

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