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@DaFleetCaptain

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Mild Mannered Accountant by Day, Entertainment Vigilante & PS002 (Co. Code Name) Owner & CEO by Night. Happily Divorced, Straight, Hispanic Male.

Nashville, TN
Joined December 2014
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@joibella19 @baddestmamajama Yeah, this story concept could easily go comedy or more serious Sopranos. Im watching either way.
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@ChayaRaichik10 Tell him to dump vaccine support
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@redrockportal @dbongino Im coming out of Voting Retirement as well for 2024!
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@ViveLaTrance @DiedSuddenly_ If youre vaccinated even ONCE, Id SERIOUSLY consider COMPLETELY DROPPING your Gym attendance until you get past 5 years vaxed. The pattern of seeing fitness pros drop first can no longer be overlooked.
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@Chaos_Memer @DiedSuddenly_ Or all the Politicians and Billionaires. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค”
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@DiedSuddenly_ Doesnโ€™t matter. The Vaxed are content to lay down and Die, rather than Avenge THEMSELVES before they Drop.
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@GarySThompson At the Netflix Funeral coming soon, lets all dress as Blockbuster employees. ๐Ÿ˜
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@Variety Because continuing a broken streaming model makes PERFECT sense. ๐Ÿ˜
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@QuinyonClamps @DiscussingFilm And there I was in the theater congratulating Ryan for learning that dance sequence. ๐Ÿ˜„
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@VancityReynolds @IDNTKWU What was that Fox set piece made out of?
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@CollinRugg @TPostMillennial Im puzzled why ANY Kennedy is seeking President of the United States after what theyโ€™ve already done to his family. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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@browt1971 @LeadingReport I know it sucks what you went through. On the bright side, we wont die of Rona or the Vax this decade. Meanwhile the vaxed keep catching Rona or dropping dead. Living healthier lives is the only revenge we're gonna get. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฝ
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@CultureCrave Thats impossible today. Even if you have the restraint to avoid the actual trailers, they are talked about and screenshot spoiled by every account you follow and dont follow if youre on social media at all.
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@TruInfernoPoGo @stephenasmith @michaelirvin88 Fox crew let us down this year not finding the few crying Cowboys fans in the stadium.
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@IAmTheMilkman00 @catturd2 Just know that whatever becomes necessary, we MUST have a committed effort of at least 60% of the American citizenry of all 50 states. Anything less can be turned back. Though Id put my bets on the majority of the US military not actually following Biden when forced with a real
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@franologist @_B___S My mother once told me "William you dont always have to be the center of attention!". Sheesh mom, Im just friendly and like to talk. Dont be Jelly. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜
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@GlobDabolina @ConfusingImages Could have been evening, they played that clip all day and weeks and months afterwards.
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@LeadingReport We can prove in multiple ways the Covid vaccine was built on lies after lies. Knowing this, anyone killed or injured by the vax should win lawsuits too and the anti lawsuit protections Big Pharma THOUGHT they had should be revoked and all the politicians put in prison with them.
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@DiedSuddenly_ Meanwhile I just beat Rona a second time Unvaxed.
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@CarolineCoramUK @ada_lluch If 16 is so fragile, lets stop giving them drivers licenses.
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@cassiefambro Just read itโ€ฆIm going with @DanicaPatrick on this one. I got the exact same weird insensitive feeling from his too short statement too. I know Truex is too quiet, but CMON MAN, him and Sherry were HIGH Profile NASCARS darling heartfelt couple for over a decade. We all loved her
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@PaulHook_em @CollinRugg WHERE THE FUCK was Spiderman when you need him? ๐Ÿ˜
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@JackPosobiec OMG thought that was the real audio for a moment. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ
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@officanordberg @dom_lucre I saw the version with a hole in her head. Sheโ€™s gone. ๐Ÿ˜ž
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@SalMinellaUtube @KILLTOPARTY Thyroid levels as well. When its low, youre going to be very tired and capable of sleeping that long.
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@Dylan_10_7 @Frontstretch @bobpockrass @Nicksanchez080 @WyattGametime Tell us what we missed? Most of us saw Crafton come down when he WASNT CLEAR!!!
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@DiedSuddenly_ @elonmusk Get Elon to keep testing and monitoring his blood so he can see if oncoming damage can be detected and prevented. Heโ€™s rich enough to get this constant and HONEST bloodwork and keep reporting what he finds.
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@nascarcasm Its really moronic by all of them. If you arent in the first two rows, WHY are you happy to stay there? Row 3 guy tries to start a new line and you STAY where you are? Fucking dummies.
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@GarySThompson Funeral Cosplay seems simple enough. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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@iamnottomgreen @deadpoolmovie I literally just woke up from a nap. Oh shit, Im probably still asleep...
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@GTABase If they rebuild RDR1 to have Arthur RDR2 world features for John to take advantage of, then sure, I'll pay $50 again.
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@angelanashtn A lot of kids are going to grow up (right before they die early) to deeply resent their parents when they find out how much warning information was all over the internet against the boosters after the initial round of shots were useless against covid and did nothing but damage
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@catturd2 I cant stop seeing Castro now.
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@toobaffled And all the vaccinated are content to just lay down and die and never Avenge themselves. They turned the vax into the Borg. If all this is going on, Im really surprised the human brain can ignore that electro blood activity beyond the year many are still living with it now.
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@GeekVibesNation Oh yes. Hayley Atwell Chose to Accept this Mission, and like Ethan Hunt, SHE DELIVERED!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜
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@bobpockrass @keselowski RFK should contest this win for unequal painted finish line! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿง
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@JackPosobiec @JamesOKeefeIII If Pfizer is threatening the Veritas board to dump James, the board members should call the FBI to help them. Oh wait...
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@barstoolsports Big program sending a message, never let little kids and little programs into the playoffs ever again.
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@maietta @thechosenberg 2 bio hazard pranks, not just on his wife, but others. He should literally be arrested for a form of assault.
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@LukeFlux1 @DiscussingFilm She feeds him his own line, and youre rooting for him to go into the airport and win her. Hispanic bro was rooting him on too. Then he goes in and they DONT kiss? Then the credits have them together. Most glaring cut that BELONGED in the film Ive seen in a while. Hater Speilberg
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@austin_medz @CultureCrave Dont cut to commercial. Just have the Final Boss holding a Subway and have him say โ€œHold up, let me finish this firstโ€. ๐Ÿ˜
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@Cal1995I @CMAB2013 @Rothmus Exactly. To say you never stopped to think without opening your mouth is moronic.
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@JoeyJJJ3 @CultureCrave Multiverse cameos or ruining an in game joke? ๐Ÿค”
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@22fan4ever @NASCARonNBC @MartinsvilleSwy Dale doesnt even need to spin them. He has way more talent than Petty's juiced engines and Johnson's cheating cars.
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@007 Bond, Samantha Bond, was my First Moneypenny.
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@TheKateMulgrew @trekonlinegame players paying our respects across several instances in the game. As we've done many times for our favorite actors that have passed this past decade. Rest in Peace Nichelle.
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@JustT5067 @DiedSuddenly_ They also changed the rules of military engagement over American airspace to require Presidential approval before shooting down perceived hostile aircraft by our overwatch fighter jets. Very convenient. Cant have American fighter pilots ruining their jet plans.
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Not to jinx it but, what if Kyle Busch gets the 20 years of trying, 20 years of frustration and Wins the Daytona 500 with RCR? ๐Ÿ˜ญ @daltongood18
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@TheWaylon76 @dbongino I kind of want the one with the sunglasses on it. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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@KBIRI @hollowearthterf You guys weโ€™re sharing toothbrushes? Ewww
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@alexanderntx @JackPosobiec For those that wear their alphabet on their sleeves, they are making it easier to not hire them for certain jobs if this is the service refusal pissing contest we're heading for. You cant ASK if theyre gay, but if its obvious in the interview, those folks are getting passed up.
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@ManCityKD @DiscussingFilm Tell me about it. ๐Ÿ˜
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@JackPosobiec What were the fentanyl levels of the last 25 people to die of overdose in that county before Floyd? Theres a ton of information and angles to argue Chauvin's case. Floyd was a walking dead man complaining of breathing issues before he was on the ground.
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@IndianaJones Sitting in Theater now for my 2nd viewing!
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@D_Anthony36 @womenonthemove1 @dbwofficial Its a very heavy emotional toll to be a Nurse. I felt the emotional toll just working alongside them as a unit Medical Receptionist dealing with worried and sometimes grieving parents and families. NICU nurses feel each loss like it was their own baby. ๐Ÿ˜”
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@NitaSHarbaugh @DiedSuddenly_ Stressing their hearts more than the rest of us slackers. Speeding up the clotting process as they exercise. Truly horrific for your fitness efforts to Kill you FASTER.
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@ekylef @bobpockrass Translation: We're going to keep taking the cheapest fucking route UNTIL we're exposed on Live TV with a nasty looking or actually injury causing collision with a naked wall in our "Top 3 Series" of NASCAR.
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@Mehkumi @bizlet7 Harry: And for those reasons, IM OUT!
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@jaclynmacrae @FionasWriting @IBJIYONGI I started that for a while but gave up. My low car regular high beams are no match for their high truck/SUV "regular" beams. Youd swear most people are driving on the interstate with high beams being assholes, and some are no doubt, but most of it is standard LEDs.
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@TomBrady @Hertz What Hertz employee didnโ€™t clean the car out properly after use and compromised the privacy of their biggest customer? ๐Ÿค”
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@Rxchporter_1 @boneysatx2 @iam_johnw Seriously, totally expected him to go Dad Mode and stop that. Pops was there to be entertained.
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@JackPosobiec Why does Jan 6 committee still need to exist at all at this point? It was an intelligence op and nothing but a kindergarten field trip compared to what would happen if the US citizens ACTUALLY revolted across the country all at once.
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@StarTrekOnPPlus @paramountplus THAT was Star Trek FREAKIN HISTORY we just watched! OMG THANK YOU to all the Writers and Actors and Crew! @sagaftra @WGAWest @WGAWest Im SO GLAD I got to Witness this HISTORICAL Star Trek Episode! BRB, gonna go cry and Watch it AGAIN!!!
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@CarsonHocevar Carson be like
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@bobpockrass Someone give Bob a higher clearance level!
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@ItIsMeMatt @jeff_gluck Great for NASCAR Parity. Hope he passes inspection LOL
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@therealPATMORT @JoyTaylorTalks @TheHerd @ColinCowherd @SpeakOnFS1 @FS1 If this is the ONLY Colin slip, he's stronger than us. Imagine looking into Joy cleavage nearly daily for 3 years and keeping those girls off your mind and on sports topic on live TV.
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@LeanaLovings Leana Lovings OnlyFans First Impression: TOO MUCH ADORABLE SEXY LEANA CONTENT to View in 1 Month! Im going to HAVE to Sub Longer! Leana Lovings OnlyFans Plays for Keeps! Her Pictures and Videos are LOADED with Hot Pics and Lengthy Jaw Dropping Videos!
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@stormrobinson @Alexz2020Vision Its also crazy how so many new cars dont come equipped with a spare tire at all, or even room in the trunk to buy one and equip it.
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@MollySm62661288 @ProgDirectorate They just reported sonar is seeing a few passenger cars in collapse. Can you imagine being the last few cars that didnt get stopped and proceed to your doom. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ข
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@LeadingReport But But, running the Election in ONE Day instead of a full WEEK prevents Fraud! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™ƒ
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@AntiWokeMemes @DiedSuddenly_ No, but its delicious to watch them be forced to agree with the Unvaxed when presented with the cold hard realities of data on the streets.
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@Project_Veritas @elonmusk Elon didnt intend for Twitter to be THIS truthful. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™„
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@FoxNews They cant go months without a paycheck like they forced some of us into with the lockdowns that never affected their salary? I never got 1 penny of pandemic unemployment pay getting stuck in the logjam and forced to file bankruptcy. Pay the military, and the rest can take 6mo off
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@keychaine @kamkenobi Bruh, this is CGI too. Notice his ears or hair doesnt move a tick when the "tight" mask gets pulled off.
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@NASCAR @Daniel_SuarezG Bowman STILL a Hack, Backing into Wins, Backing into Faster Cars.
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@LeadingReport Oh Good! Now I dont have to get Fired from my new job because I want to LIVE!
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@jsdelpilar These badass heroes should NEVER pay for a meal or drink in Tennessee the rest of their lives! THANK YOU!
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