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Local hobby nerd, shares dumb animal stuff cause why not. Infiltrating hobbies since 1987 She/They/Them 35 No minors, I don't share NSFW but I follow some

Painting "Hobbyist" stuffs
Joined June 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Yorgy Darkwing
3 years
Finally worked up the snuff to finish the Ancient.
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3 months
I wish this was real for the reactions alone. Because super earth would be super progressive. They'd called it Super Diversity or something.
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Eri la nutria 🦦 simp pro #lpp 🌸 #games EyE 🖤🌸
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Jahsjshsj LETS FUCKING GOOO
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If you *honestly* believe this you are very stupid and I'm sorry you got swindled by the weird pedo apologist youtuber.
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Gw "we are a company we sell toys not lore" Also gw "lets use ridicule a popular politicial and make him sound evil in our novels for no reason" a small tip to any leaders in games workshop and other companies, FIRE YOUR WRITERS AND EMPLOYEES WHO KEEP ADDING GAS TO THE FIRE.
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I see Star Wars has trying to take on the OG of hot alien criminal underworld types. I don't think, I think her name is Danke, stands a chance.
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1 year
Reading some of the new lore in 40k has reaffirmed my open dislike of the Ecclesiarchy and everything they stand for in the universe. I wish they would write more stories like how castlevania handles the corruption of faith
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Bro. My guy. Satanic? MY. GUY. It's a game. Are we really gonna do a satanic panic part 2 over a board game? Damn online hobby space is such a fuckin mess.
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A gentle reminder: Stars belong to no one. We aren't owed anything. Also cringe imperium is the worst example
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A gentle reminder: The stars belong to humanity.
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When I complain about the broken state AAA gaming is in, and some freak rolls up spouting off about SBI, DEI and all that trash. We are not on the same team.
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"Why do you like Slaves to Darkness?" Look at this refrigerator of a person and tell me that isn't the most bad ass bro to ever cosplay for a Frank Frazetta painting.
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One of my partners had shared this VICIOUS attack AGAINST my person! I am DEEPLY offended by these startling ACCUSATIONS.
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@JadeSpade0 "Helldiving made me the woman I am today"
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What's a dumb but fun rule in 40k, past or present? I remember when a Chaos rhino had a chance to eat one of its occupants. I didn't gain a buff or recover damage... it just straight up nommed a bro
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7 months
That didn't take long. Love the printer community
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3 months
@jeoc42 Orange, actaully. Think porn hub. Nice attempt though
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1 year
GW: "Here is a monster that will kill you dead and is all gross" Warhammer community:
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3 months
@JonMorotchneck Okay captain edgyman calm down
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6 months
God these people are annoying. I'm sorry if a female model and molds are scary. But please mature a little, for all our sakes.
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@BitsHammer
Nefarious Bits 🏳️‍🌈
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There are literally female head options for Chaos Warriors. They wear the same armor the men do.
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Look. Losing one's home is pretty awful. But in this circumstance, after spending so long sending mobs of people to harass parents of murderered children and access to more resources than the people he was, and still is, grifting off of. No. I don't really feel bad for him.
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Alex Jones BREAKS INTO TEARS after being forced to sell his ranch to pay legal bills
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Like, people do realize, if you follow the logic and narrative of 40k... humanity is doomed? Like, come on. They wrote themselves into a corner because it's a narrative tied to a boardgame, even if the emperor comes back there isn't really anything to save. Just sayin is all.
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"I'll take things that aren't happening for 500 Alex"
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3 months
@goatboyalpha With our Super DEI we will make sure the bugs and automatons DIE
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Alright. I've had my fun. Muting this thread of humanity first freaks.
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4 months
Ain't my fault nine times out of ten they are the best written and most interesting character in thr story
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5 months
Alright random discord server just deciding to choose violence today it seems.
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3 months
Hot take: This but space marines
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1 year
Dude writes a whole ass novels to try and explain how much of a loser he is.
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1 year
Let me give my explanation for my question on status. The facts about status we need to explain: Cool/high status: - singer/musician in a band - kayaking/rock climbing enthusiast - painter/artist Uncool/low status: - plays Warhammer - prepper with basement full of
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10 months
This body with that head. Hhhmmmm.... Might work out
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2 months
Stole this from telegram... Drama aside you gotta agree... Kesh is kinda awesome
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1 year
Prides coming up. The discourse is going to spike and people are going to be particularly crappy. I dont know why this new wave of trashammer people have spring up nor do I care. They'll wane as they always do and the hobby will be better for it.
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1 year
At least I got some hobby done today.
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3 months
This is the real problem with AAA gaming. Not SBI Not those gooner weirdos Rampant greed is what's wrong with AAA gaming.
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@SillyVanya "Diversity had arrived!" *calls in airstrikes*
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1 year
I would kill to read something like Castlevanias first season in 40k. 40k needs more horror.
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4 months
Oh what. Kroots keep winning
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11 months
For those who don't want to read the cringe lore XD
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I really dig the Shadowkeepers vibe. Maybe it's because the painter, Pendulin from Goonhammer, is really good. I wanna give it a shot
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3 months
We had a guy who would loudly read from the Uplifting Primer during games. It's actaully pretty rude to the person you are playing against and the other people at the venue to do shit like this. Like play the game and pay attention The last line of the post is... gross ngl.
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1 year
The jerk part of my brain tells me the model is ruined. The creative part of me is looking up melted metal cause its also created a small story about how the pistol is on the verge of exploding and all he needs is one. last. shot
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"Oh my God why would you get that its stats suck" Alright. Hear me out on this. Church tank. Its literally a church. But a tank. That's metal as fuck bro. Stats be damned I'm getting a church tank and calling it "holy mcfisto" and you cannot stop me.
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@BookakeSlim A planet declared the IDEA of a tyranid invasion heresy and actively killed and fought against the PDF because they said aliens being allowed this close to their planet wad heresy. So while people we actively being killed by murder bugs the preists were like "nuh uh not real"
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This was shared in many groups and I wish I could find the artist so I can interrogate them on just FUCKING how you accomplished this. Tell me your secrets tiny soviet power armor man.
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I agree. And I have SoB I play as well and I still want FSMs because like... I just think it's neat. Ya'll so dogmatic about DAH LORE it's just kinda sad.
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@Punished_Shae
Punished_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆
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Who cares? It's a game. Female Space Marines would be fun, ya joyless nerd.
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Warhammer should have smut and romance in it. If you don't want to enjoy it. Then don't partake in it. Simple as. Yall just a weirdo bunch of puritans I swear. I WROTE WARHAMMER ROMANCE And I'd die happy if some did smut of a lizard marine. Die. Happy.
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8 months
Just popping in to share this real quick. Pretty sure she doesn't want to hear opinion on anything. Other than what type of bolt round is good against deamons.
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2 years
40k Twitter in a nutshell sometimes
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1 year
I see the cursed combi-plasma has migrated to the Strenguard
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Yorgy Darkwing
1 year
Well. Once again AoS kicking the pants out of 40k in unit design. Love it
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Infact there isn't a good example of a galaxy spanning empire... It's almost like it's a BAD thing to do
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1 year
Did the thing. Termie plate can eat it though. Pain to modify
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4 months
So like. Bolt rounds make people explode, yeah? Is the gory detonation silenced too?
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1 year
"You must hate humanity cause you always bash the imperium!" Bro its fuckin board game. If giant space bugs from Neptune show up to kill us for real you'd see me fighting them just as hard as everyone else. But for the game? I honestly... don't care that much beyond
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Is it really that hot of a take to say it's perfectly fine to just play warhammer the game and NEVER engage with ANY of its lore? Because people can, have, and still do to this day. The lore of warhammer is _fine_ it's pulpy and fun to read but it's not required to play IMP
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5 months
Where are you mentally?
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2 years
Gonna post these in all those places that get people riled up. Maybe. Once they are finished
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Oh. Wow, I got the antisemitic posters mad because I think humanity first is cringe. Chuds just in the natural habitat
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Which is why I get confused when these weirdos want something like the imperium to be real. Ya dumb. You got swallowed up by propaganda from a regime that doesn't even exist. Cringe.
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In the knees. Then make him use the treadmill.
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@number_odd Funny story. To quote my mom about DnD. "I don't mind all the demon stuff. I have a problem with the role playing" I'm still confused by it.
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Love how there is just a completed mini on the sprue
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2 months
Worlds still turnin. People still livin. Brand new pot of white GW paint still suckin. Good times
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6 months
Alright. Think she's l wrapped up and ready to punch some chaos goons into a fine red pulpy mist.
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8 months
People sure are weird. I say "warhammer should have romance and smut" and I get OH YOU JUST WANT TRASHY HARLEQUIN ROMANCE NOVELS. Like bro. I didn't say that. Romance isn't just trash books. Stop being a pyshco. You can have romantic themes and not be some trashy book.
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I'm not going anywhere. I am who I am. I will enjoy whatever hobby I damn well please. I am not leaving.
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7 months
Okay. This is good
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Since the first 10000 were created, there have always been Dragon Custodians
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A game actively making fun of American politics in their extreme, aggressive military expansion and pointless resource wars is both political and woke? WHO KNEW?!
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Holiday break was good. Painted some stuff, built some stuff. Good times. I was worried that she had physical pupils in the print but once it was done it came out really good.
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@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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OG Red Power Ranger Austin St. John is dropping a new clothing line that features quotes from 'warriors' on all sides of history Hitler will be featured "Hitler was a demon on steroids, but he had some pretty good one-liners"
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He's peaking over the top of the shield and that, for some reason, I find absolutely hilarious.
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I may never win a slayer sword. I may never get better than where I am at, skill wise. I may never completely finish a project. But I'll never use AI. And that's that. I'm upset, obviously, it leaves a bad taste in one's mouth to see it in GD But I'm just going to improve
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You wanna know what the best part about the Female Space Marine discourse is? Ignoring it. They can't stop you. They can't stop me. There is no gate. They can't keep something that doesn't exist. So bash away. Let them sit online and scree while you got out and play. Fuck em
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Alright. Now that I've committed to this project, I need to work on some things. Greenstuff sorcery. Filing. Self control. But mostly greenstuff sorcery But if anyone has skink bits they can send my way for the watchers I'd appreciate it. Also I have to get good at painting.
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I hope all the new people who followed me realize I'm a cringelord enby furry who thinks FSMs are neat and kitbashes them and has written an extensive homebrew and even has dragon marines. This is your warning. Cause I'm going to get worse in 2024. Cause after the past few days
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Yorgy Darkwing
7 months
And for the low low price of *checks* Fuckmesideways... 1400 bucks you too can finally play a two thousand point game of warhammer 40k.
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Female Space Marines are neat. Canon or otherwise. I just wanted to kitbash them to add to my chapters lore. And if they add them to the official lore? Cool. Also the imperium sucks. And I wish SoB and Chaos Marines got the same love and attention marines do.
@EaterOfBrushes
Eater Of Brushes
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What Warhammer opinion gets you in this situation??
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"Oh, you get those female custodes. But they suck now and will lose all the games!"
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I weep for my friends down under. Damn.
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There we go. Came out pretty alright if I do say so myself
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@BitsHammer And then everyone clapped Even the printer
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3 months
I've done this before too. Trust me your pride isn't worth ruining some kids day. Its always a little strange at the FLGS when a kid turns up to play. But it happens.
@Falinxie_
🌸Linxie 🩷 Available for Cons
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Shoutout to the guy who couldn't bring himself to 2-turn KO my 5 year old son at the Pokémon TCG Pre-Release tournament. I hope your pillow is cool on both sides and you never stub your toe ever again
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*Might kick a nest here but fuck it* Someone asked me if I had the control to implement FSMs how would I do it? Just do it. One day a few new head appear on sprues and that's it. Have them appear in books like it's nothing big. Because it shouldn't, it should just happen.
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Reason # 5738 that chaos and xenos players are more chill than imperium ones. Me in an open hobby group: *jokes about putting and lizard head on The Lion* Guy who takes his DAs way to seriously proceeds to lose his absolute fucking mind over it, labels me a tourist
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Chaos Marines focused books are like: Captain Kinda Relatbale so we have someone to identify with Sgt Bill. He's tired. STABYFACE MCMURDERBABIES SLAYER OF KRONOX 4 EATER OF SPLEANS! He's the comic relief
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You can ignore the lore You can worship at the altar that is THE LORE Whatever, it's your hobby. Do whatever. You lose me when you just toss in transphobia. I could care less what some random fuckwit in a books name is if your response is suicide jokes at a trans person
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Someone linked this to me and I now I think I'm going to have to ask the creator if I can use it in my head canon as a mascot for the Oryx Militia XD
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2 years
To the shock of no one Spikey comes out of the gate talking over things they don't understand
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Bro just wants endless suburban sprawl food deserts of the same homes repeating themselves endlessly. What a depressing outlook
@maxbadman
StuRedman
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@xurbanxcowboyx NOBODY wants cafes, transit and music venues in thier neighborhood. We don't build society based on what young people want.
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Ungrateful prick.
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This girl invite me over & said she’d cook for me. The meal:
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2 years
You wanna know why its not about "lore"? The model with the female head swap going triple the grief and even a 41% tossed my way. The lizard head? Which isn't even human in my lore. Nary a peep beyond a "damn furries" meme So yeah. Its not about "lore"
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@Spinegrinder117 He had a real opportunity to show a source. And he ran like a coward. Typical
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@dmargenal Agreed 100%
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Hey uh... amazon. This is not a captain in Gravis armor but... Good effort. Yep. Solid.
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Yorgy Darkwing
8 months
Where did this "everybody starts hating on kitbashers" coming from?! Yall. Just chill. Seriously. I've never once had a problem at a tournament with a kitbash. Never. I've seen some wild stuff. Army Men guardsmen, a beer can rhino. But bashing a kitbasher? Never.
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2 years
I'm pretty happy with how this turned out, can't really come up with any lore at the moment but like I said, I super liked how she came out. You can whinge about just wanting attention or whatever but you can also take a long walk onto the desert and leave me alone Cool? Cool
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I keep saying I won't post anymore on it. But then GW just drops the hammer on it. Damn that's cool as hell
@warhammer
Skaven Official 🐀
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@Idk721252 Since the first of the Ten Thousand were created, there have always been female Custodians.
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