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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

No bad days, all rad daze.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

“Are you ok?” Idk. But I have to be.

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4 years

“You ok?” Nah, but I will be.

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@DSilly_

3 years

“Tits or ass?” Bro, her work ethic. 🥵

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@DSilly_

3 years

“I miss you.” Lol I bet you do, bitch.

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@DSilly_

4 years

The 5th of July is National Hangover Day.

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@DSilly_

4 years

I got knuckle tattoos cause girls like pretty necklaces.

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@DSilly_

2 years

It’s 8pm and I can still see sunlight. So much serotonin.

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@DSilly_

4 years

“WhAt dO yOur tAttOOs mEaN ?” They mean I’m cool as fuck, ok?

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@DSilly_

2 years

Pro tip, fellas: they’re all crazy. Find a hot one that’s gonna love you and just put up with her shit.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Girls be like, “Liquor and cowboys: 2 things we don’t chase around here.” Then chase liquor and cowboys.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Bitches love cowboys.

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@DSilly_

4 years

You’ll get over everyone you ever thought you’d never get over. I promise.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

Raisin’ hell with the hippies and the cowboys. It’s me. I’m the hippies and the cowboys. I’m raisin hell alone.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

3 years

People come and go. You get used to it.

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@DSilly_

3 years

“HoW aRe YoU sTiLl SiNgLe?” Fuck around n find out.

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@DSilly_

3 years

If you don’t want lil half you’s and half me’s in lil boots and lil wranglers and lil cowboy hats and lil chaps runnin around on lil ponies with lil punchy saddles on em, stay away from me.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

Sorry I roasted you so hard. I was tryna flirt

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@DSilly_

4 years

If you can be anything, be kind.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Coworker: “Man, I’m sore today. I need to take some pills.” Me: “Take some TryActin.” “What’s TryActin?” “Try actin like a fuckin man.”

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

3 years

I dumped her cause she didn’t know how I like my coffee. I like my coffee like I like my women: without other people’s dicks in it.

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@DSilly_

2 years

New rule for hittin me up: Don’t.

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@DSilly_

3 years

My ex: “I miss you.” Me: “Damn, that’s wild. I don’t miss you at all.”

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@DSilly_

4 years

My boss: “This horse is lame.” Me to the horse: “Don’t listen to him. I think you’re a cool horse.”

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

3 years

Thinkin about when I was 18 or 19 and thought this chick wanted to hook up at a party at my house. We went to my room, started gettin jiggy, went down on her, she came, stood up, kissed me on the forehead, said “Thanks, buddy.”, and went back to the party. I hope she’s doin well.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

3 years

It’s wild how we go from “I love you” to “Fuck you.”

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@DSilly_

3 years

New year, but you’ll probably be the same lil bitch you’ve always been.

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@DSilly_

4 years

“YoU’rE gOiN aLl ThE wAy To OkLaHoMa JuSt To SeE a GiRl??” Me: “She’s more than worth it.”

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

Sex is cool and all, but let’s work cattle together.

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@DSilly_

2 years

Friendly reminder that life is short and you can literally do whatever tf you want. If you’re not doin what makes you happy, that’s on you and only you.

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@DSilly_

2 years

If an old cowboy/farmer is talkin to you, please just shut the fuck up and listen. You’ll learn some shit.

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@DSilly_

2 years

I think I mighta fucked around n found my person. I am terrified.

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@DSilly_

4 years

Baby, we go together like cowboy shit and Coors Light.

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@DSilly_

4 years

Hope you’re doin well. Still hate you though.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Holidays hit different when you have no one to spend them with.

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@DSilly_

4 years

How it started. Vs. How it’s goin.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Treat her like a queen and, I cannot stress this enough, fuck her like a whore.

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@DSilly_

3 years

It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.

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@DSilly_

4 years

“What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” My ex.

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@DSilly_

3 years

If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me and we’ll talk shit together.

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@DSilly_

3 years

“Tits or ass?” Bro, her daddy issues.

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@DSilly_

3 years

If you ever think we have beef, no we don’t. You do.

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@DSilly_

3 years

The people that give the least amount of fucks, probably gave the most fucks at one point. But learned that only got them hurt. I’m the people.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

Y’all tryna burn down the country, I’m just tryna burn down a doobie.

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@DSilly_

4 years

Play with her hair and give her forehead kisses. It’ll put a spell on her.

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@DSilly_

3 years

PSA: If you ever think they might have changed and you should give them another chance, don’t. They haven’t.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Give her an orgasm. That’ll fix her attitude.

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@DSilly_

3 years

I’m not as ok as I thought I was.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

Sorry I made you fall in love with me. I was just flirtin.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Me: “Adulting is soup and I am fork.” My dad: “Ya, well I’m a knife and I’m gonna stab you if you don’t get your shit together.”

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

“You can’t be a stoner and a cowboy.” Hold my bong.

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@DSilly_

3 years

I don’t want feelings anymore.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Gorgeous girls have terrible mental health. But gorgeous gorgeous girls have terrible mental and physical health.

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@DSilly_

2 years

Girls be like, “I jUsT wAnNa Be A rAnCh WiFe.” And then have absolutely 0 useful skills on the ranch.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

3 years

Good hearted woman gf, good timin man bf.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Done with the sad shit. Back on the rad shit.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Yes, I know my ex is talkin shit. No, I do not care.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

Nothin sexier than a hard workin woman.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Just got dumped over text. Who wants to get drunk this weekend?

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@DSilly_

3 years

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever enjoyed a steak dinner and a whiskey while sittin across from a beautiful woman after a long, hard day of work? Chef’s kiss af.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

Love isn’t always easy. But it’s always worth it.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Life’s rough. But it’s ok cause I like it rough.

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@DSilly_

4 years

I never understood why it’s weird to be friends with your ex. Like, I put my tongue in that mfer’s booty hole and we can’t even be homies??? Whack.

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

4 years

My parents have been married for 31 years. My mom just got up from the dinner table to go to the bathroom and whispered in my dad’s ear: “I might need help in a few minutes.” In a few minutes my dad got up to “go to the bathroom.” They’ve been gone for 12 minutes...

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Dylldo

@DSilly_

3 years

Anyone who “ghosts” is not emotionally mature enough to communicate, let alone mature enough for a serious relationship. Count it as a blessing and move tf on.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Had someone ask me, “Wow, almost 28 and still single? And you’re ok with that?” Well I was until you asked. Fckin dick.

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@DSilly_

3 years

“Ew, you don’t wear gloves when you touch all that nasty stuff in horses’ feet?” Ma’am, I eat ass on the first date.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Bein single is so tight. Y’all are wild for bein so desperate for a relationship.

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@DSilly_

3 years

My heart is tired and angry. Please don’t fuck with it.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Since forever isn’t forever, let’s just vibe till whenever.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.

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@DSilly_

4 years

“You can’t just turn off your emotions.” Me: “Hold my beer.”

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@DSilly_

3 years

It only hurts when I think about it, it’s fine.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Today I told off the girl that has had ahold of my heart and has been mistreating it for the last 2 years. Shit felt so fckin good, man.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Coors Light is like having sex in a canoe. It’s fuckin near water.

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@DSilly_

3 years

She just wants flowers and sex.

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@DSilly_

4 years

Girls in cuffed Wranglers and a T-shirt>

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@DSilly_

3 years

One thing about me, I’ve never been like anyone else, nor have I ever wanted to.

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@DSilly_

4 years

Imagine givin a shit about what people think of you. Couldn’t be me.

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@DSilly_

4 years

Some horses and some women just need a good smack on the ass.

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@DSilly_

4 years

Boys that can’t back up a trailer won’t do that thing you like.

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@DSilly_

2 years

“You look like you’d ruin my life.” I will. Go away.

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@DSilly_

3 years

If you ever heard anything bad about me, believe all that shit and leave me the fuck alone.

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@DSilly_

3 years

A sad tale.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Cousin: “Anyone wanna go to the bar tonight?” The rest of the family: “On Christmas Eve!? No way.” Me: “Who’s drivin?” Cousin: “Knew I could count on you.”

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@DSilly_

4 years

Sorry I left you on read, I was on shrooms and my phone scared me.

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@DSilly_

4 years

You can tie your split reins in knot or you can give a woman an orgasm. You can’t do both.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Shit’ll buff. It always does.

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@DSilly_

3 years

*my boss talkin about me to his buddy* “He’s a helluva hand. And a hard workin sumbitch. But what’s really impressive about him is how fuckin stoned he is all the time and still manages to be a hand. Idk how he does it.”

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@DSilly_

3 years

Dad: “Why are all your favorite songs about drugs, alcohol, women, or cowboy shit?” Me: “...what else is there?”

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@DSilly_

4 years

If you ain’t nasty, we won’t lasty.

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@DSilly_

3 years

With all due disrespect, go fuck yourself.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Every time I put all my eggs in one basket, someone breaks all my mfin eggs.

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@DSilly_

4 years

78 year old client: I never did trust a good lookin mail man, pool boy, or farrier. I’m gonna have to watch you around my wife. Me: I think she’s a lil out of my age range. Client: You wouldn’t be able to handle her anyway, son. Me: Well now I’m interested.

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@DSilly_

3 years

Y’all can talk all the shit you want. I will never stop doin exactly whatever tf I want.

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@DSilly_

2 years

Joke of the day: A dyslexic kid walks into a bra.

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@DSilly_

4 years

Life hack: Fuck it.

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@DSilly_

4 years

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then add whiskey.

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@DSilly_

4 years

Lingerie’s sexy and all, but you ever see a girl work a horse or brand calves? Biiiig oof.

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