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Dimitri Pascaluta

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Writer, Host & Producer @theScoreesports . Left a PhD in English to talk about AWPs for a living. I'm into CS2, cycling and Side 3 of the White Album. He/Him💍

Toronto, Canada

https://t.co/Pi446DDmIP

Joined April 2012

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Dimitri Pascaluta

3 years

I asked @zywoo if he would do me the honour of using my AWP in his quarterfinal bout against @natusvincere and he gracefully agreed. #PGLMajor The AWP that I own has now killed @s1mpleO on the main stage of a Major. THIS IS BY FAR THE COOLEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

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2 years

She said yes 😊

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@JakeSucky @sp1cay talk about getting banana control

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@PlayVALORANT how is this not april fools

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3 years

@INTERRO I'm so indescribably sorry for your loss, Parker. Thoughts are with you and all of Michael's loved ones.

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2 years

Has anyone in the history of @Rainbow6Game ever been able to produce a salient, sensible argument as to why I can be team killed in the prep phase 🤌 BEFORE THE ATTACKERS HAVE EVEN SPAWNED INTO THE FUCKING MAP 🤌

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Mr. @Rainbow6Game , Please, for the love of God . . . TAKE 👏 SHOTGUNS 👏 OUT 👏 OF 👏 TDM 👏 Sincerely, Literally everyone who plays Siege

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2 years

Mfs will do this but still refuse to learn the window smoke

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This CSGO player made a QR code scanner for CSGO buy binds

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hey @Rainbow6Game could you do your boy a favour and AT LEAST TAKE THE FUCKING LMG OFF OF FINKA UNTIL YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO NERF IT SHE LITERALLY HAS ANOTHER RIFLE SHE WOULD STILL GET PICKED IN 80% OF ROUNDS sincerely, someone whose smg has 👉✨17✨👈 bullets

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3 years

The degree to which Arcane > Dragon's Blood is the same to which Dota 2 > League of Legends. That's how absurdly good it is.

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2 years

I can already feel that this is @Rainbow6Game 's year 😤 2022 is bangers only for big daddy Siege.

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2 years

San Francisco in November was just too beautiful not to marry her 2.11.22💍 📸: @BIV___

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2 years

Thank you @zywoo for continuing to bless my skins on the big stage 🗡️🔥🙏 #PGLMajor

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2 years

I swear Ubisoft could announce an iron-clad anti-cheat tomorrow and as soon as it got uploaded to the test server there'd be creatures in the comments talking about what a stupid change it is.

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Extremely unpopular take that will result in me being spit-roasted beyond recognition: Siege fans are insanely, indescribably spoiled when it comes to the entitlement they show vis-à-vis balancing. Too many of y'all have never had to deal with CS:GO devs/IceFrog and it shows.

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3 years

I can honestly say that I have never worked harder on any Story Of ever. Thank you to @INTERRO , @MiloshTheMedic , @KingGeorge , @_AjsKold , @KingGeorge , @FoxA_R6 , @TreyFiebich and @R6esports for taking the time to sit down with me and make this possible.

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The Story of KiXSTAr: The Heart and Soul of Rainbow Six Siege

Michael ‘KiXSTAr’ Stockley had been around since the very beginning of Rainbow Six Siege. The very beginning.As an FPS-obsessed eighteen-year-old, KiX hadn’t...

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3 years

'oh nice maybe it'll be black ice'

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1 year

Imagine if @TeamLiquidCS won a map without sending an entire fanbase into cardiac arrest

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2 years

My fiancée just looked me up and down and said "He's a 10 but works in esports"

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2 years

I remember sitting down with @TSM_Beaulo right after his UB final bout with SSG at SI2020. It was late, like 9PM, maybe later, and he was kind enough to sit down for a full, forty-five-minute feature interview despite the harrowing, heart-breaking series he'd just finished losing

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1 year

sex is great but have you ever bought a five-seven

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1 year

hey man @CounterStrike I really love your game and spend a significant portion of my life (and livelihood) playing it, do you think that I could maybe get beta access so I could make content around it? ❤️🙏

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@ropz Bad spawn

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North American Counter-Strike fan watching as @TeamLiquidCS tries to close out a post-plant, c. 1939 (colourized) #IEM

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2 years

Who do I have to talk to over at @Rainbow6Game to make this happen

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2 years

Okay so we can all agree that this is the best battle pass ever, right?

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2 years

how crazy is it that @TeamLiquidCS just, like, WON a series of Counter-Strike without sending an entire continent into cardiac arrest

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3 years

I literally opened ONE case 🎯

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6 months

huge thanks to @zywoo for this lovely gift 🥰🔪 my goat ❤️

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1 year

A few days ago, this goober and I celebrated our tenth anniversary. You don't have to believe me (she doesn't) but the week I met her I knew I wanted to marry her. Thankfully, she let me.

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3 years

it me 👴

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3 years

THIS is how to HYPE up your teammates 😳🤣 @DPascaluta #Siege

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3 years

Day 2 rockin' the @shroud sens and we still hawt 🔥

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2 years

"i'M nOt cHeAtInG i CaN jUsT hEaR yOu BoTs RuNnInG aRoUnD" It's the ones who talk trash whilst cheating that tilt me the most. Please, good people over at @Rainbow6Game and @UbisoftSupport , fry this kid as hard as I did.

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3 years

IT WON'T EVEN LET ME T-HUNT 💀💀💀

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2 years

So we all agree that Villa is (somehow) the worst TDM map, right?

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3 years

@BanKsEsports I'm so sorry for your loss, James. I can't even imagine what you must be going through.

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2 years

Anyone else feel as if, in a post-LMG meta world, it's perfectly reasonable to add a few extra bullets back into Hibi's magazines?

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1 year

Thank you @TSM_Beaulo for doing me the privilege of speaking with me before the announcement went public. 🙏 The honour is, was and always will be mine. ♥️

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2 years

Three seconds after @BroCanadian cools down from screaming obscenities about how dogshit the other team is

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Is it just me or do ACOGs feel kind of extra at this point Like homie chill no one needs to be THAT zoomed in

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3 years

🔥🦋ENDGAME ACHIEVED 🦋🔥 Decided to give @SkinBid a try since @zipelCS is the homie (not an ad, site is genuinely sick) and I ended up snagging this absolute HEATER 🥵 After years of waiting the GOAT knife has been secured 🙌

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2 years

@JosiahCSGO pickinfernopls

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3 years

✨Now that the M4A1-S is gangster again, a friendly reminder that✨ 👏REMOVING 🤌 THE 🤌 SILENCER 🤌 SHOULD 🤌 HAVE 🤌 ITS 🤌 OWN 🤌 SEPARATE 🤌 KEYBIND 👏 Please @CSGO 🥺if we work together we can rid the world of accidental, round-ending misclicks now and forever🙌🙏

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2 years

I just tried to play VALORANT for the first time in three months and, after forty minutes of trying (and failing) to get a game going, just gave up and played CS instead. 4 dodges followed by 2 first-round abandons and 2 remake votes. It's literally just League with shitty AKs.

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2 years

Speechless, man. What a mesmerizing run from @FaZeClan 👑 👏 Congratulations to @karriganCSGO , @Twistzz , @FaZe_rainCS , @brokycs and @ropz for making history. #PGLMajor

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4 years

What can I say: @G2Pengu 's got sick merch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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only way I know how

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2 years

I am getting absolutely RAILED by these Bravo packs More blues than a CS:GO case

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2 years

I swear man the second you gush someone with a Glock and need to land one single shot anywhere else on their body they are bestowed with fucking anti-aim

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3 years

it me, the SMG-11 one-trick 🙋‍♂️

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3 years

Hitting em with the CS flick in Siege @DPascaluta 😳🤯 #RainbowSixSiege #R6S

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HUGE thank you to all the console players out there who took a break from eating crayons yesterday to teach me about how finka/LMGs aren't even strong and that anyone who wants them nerfed is ruining the game 🙏👊

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2 years

Happy national girlfriend (fiancée) day to the loveliest goober around 😍🥰🥳

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3 years

If they put a 1.5x on Therm I'd be unstoppable

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2 years

@Sentinels @shroud Holy shit

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@Bubzkji "not this one. please. this was my mother's wedding karambit, passed down to her by her mother before her. it's an heirloom"

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2 years

Friendly reminder that 16:9 just won a Major 😊

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3 years

This picture is the best thing to happen to Siege in years

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Y6S4 New op leaked 🚨

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@Nadeshot Make sure to cancel your cards, if you haven't already. Can be a nightmare to recoup funds if (God forbid) someone accesses your accounts.

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2 years

To all the CS folks asking me whether the cheater problem is worse in Siege than in MM:

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3 years

@100T_Esports @nitr0

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2 years

Bro it is STRESSFUL trying to clutch with the Roni these days I spend more time pressing 'R' than left-click

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3 years

@NAFFLY Damn it feels good to be a naffer 🦥

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2 years

F💎I💎N💎A💎L💎L💎Y

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2 years

What a fucking final.

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5 years

Here it is. One of the craziest cheater stories in the whole of esports, and one I've wanted to tell for some time. @Shaiiko_ . Thanks to @TSM_Beaulo and @G2Pengu for sitting down with me, and to @BDS_esport for setting me up with @PanixR6 .

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Cheater or God? Banned for a Crime he May Not Have Committed

Sponsored by Rainbow Six SiegeWhat if we told you that arguably the best Rainbow Six Siege player in the world was banned for a crime that he may not have co...

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3 years

When @INTERRO 's in the stack so you sweat for the caster pop off 🥵

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2 years

put kanal in pro league or take it out of ranked put kanal in pro league or take it out of ranked put kanal in pro league or take it out of ranked put kanal in pro league or take it out of ranked put kanal in pro league or take it out of ranked put kanal in pro league or take it

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2 years

The only thing stopping me from running SMG-11 + suppressor is my own cowardice.

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5 years

It was an absolute pleasure diving into the story behind @Rainbow6Game 's very own cyborg, JoyStiCK. Thanks to everyone who sat down with me in Raleigh, especially @BroCanadian , @TSM_Beaulo , @karzheka , @G2Pengu , and of course @JoyStiCKR6 . Enjoy!

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The Unkillable Cyborg That Set Siege In His Sights: The Story Of...

Daniil “JoyStiCK” Gabov isn’t your run of the mill esports competitor; he’s Russia’s resident Siege superstar. He isn't some divinely-inspired fragger with g...

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3 years

Gotta love the cheaters who not only queue unranked but flex that they'll never get banned 🤡 @Rainbow6Game @UbisoftSupport Anyone feel like slamming down a hammer today?

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3 years

Thanks @Xavier_Roussac for making it happen 🙏❤️

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1 year

@ohnePixel bro it hurt to read this

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@HLTVorg @theMAKKU You're actually a king.💔

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2 years

What a fucking final. Also... Twistzz. #IEM

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2 years

Bruh the Bearing-9 is so fucking good I might start running shotgun on Hibana

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3 years

Imagine raising a child only to watch as they pick Genji

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3 years

at what point do we say enough is enough and demand that the cybertruck sight be taken out of the game

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1 year

If you had told me back in 2013 that an org would pull out of an esport days after finishing 4th in a $3 million world championship I would have told you lol okay bud get real

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3 years

eyyy thanks @FURIA now I can rep the homie @arTcsgo 😍👊

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2 years

At what point do we as a community decide that it's time to start a change dot org petition asking @Rainbow6Game to fix Mav's reload animation

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1 year

Congratulations to the lovely @FabianHallsten for reminding us all that he is in fact the greatest mind the game has ever seen. The God Emperor of Siege has returned.

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2 years

At least I'm in good company 😊 #LeafsForever

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Castle Elite when @Rainbow6Game

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Russian ACOG goes absurdly hard on Hibana

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2 years

Every time someone gets a kill with the F2 in deathmatch it should remove 10MMR from their ranked ELO.

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2 years

Heart goes out to everyone in Ukraine right now. ❤️🇺🇦 What an awful, unspeakable tragedy.

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2 years

It took one game of ranked VALORANT to make me never, ever want to play it again. If I treat it as a silly, no-stakes Mario Party-type funtime that I play with the fiancée just to teach her tac FPS then it's enjoyable. If I take it even remotely seriously it's a hellscape.

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Huge thanks to the homie @Subroza for giving a genuinely godtier interview for this 🙏🔥 Such a pleasure to finally be able to tell this story.

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How a Suspected Cheater Became Valorant's Patron Saint of Sh*tty Raze...

Produced, Written & Hosted by: Dimitri Pascaluta (@DPascaluta)Edited by: Andrew Faigal (@Brrrning)Produced by: Miles Hackett (@miles_hackett)Animations by: ...

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3 years

GG GOAT 🙏❤️👑👊 @s1mpleO

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2 years

It's obviously no secret that @HugoTV and @JustHarryGG are maestros of their craft but sometimes these mfs absolutely send me 🚁👇😂

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TDMing with the F2 is sort of akin to AWPing in deathmatch It's the easiest gun in the game, homie. I promise that you don't need to sharpen up on it 🤡

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@HLTVorg 🦥DAMN🦥IT🦥FEELS🦥GOOD🦥TO🦥BE🦥🦥A🦥NAFFER🦥

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@DonHaci @PlayVALORANT Cause @PlayVALORANT refuses to buff him so my boy's gotta sit on his tushy while everyone else gets picked

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2 years

@ropz 16:9 thanks you for your service. 🫡

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This is what it looks like when you're two sips into your coffee and need to pull off the AWP clutch of your career

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3 years

For real though congrats to @G2esports for making @natusvincere sweat for it on the one map that no one thought ANYONE could. 👏 @G2NiKo is unacceptably cracked.

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4 years

Watching @Twistzz 1v1 people in the warmup phase makes me want to stop playing @CSGO and just take up knitting instead

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2 years

❤️

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10 months

Today, we bid farewell to what is probably the most important, enduring, influential - and, indeed, 'greatest' - shooter ever made. Even as someone who preferred 1.6 to GO, I cannot deny the world-changing effects of Global Offensive. What it started as, what it became. GOAT.

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😤😤😤

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