Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, we are currently seeking a new person to run the
#NFTCH
morgue. We would like to sincerely apologize to
@DomieZnft
,
@hellopandanft
, and
@TThisischicken
, for the accidental mummifications😳. They have been fully unwrapped and fed. Don’t worry. I got ‘em.
Aye Yo,
@hellopandanft
, your pandas have been showing up at the hospital with very low blood levels. We would suggest you give them more fluids than they are currently receiving. Ketchup doesn’t count🫣! For now, these guys need transfusions. Don’t worry, I got ‘em.
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, I’m sorry to inform you that Dr.
@hellopandanft
was in a car accident last night. He was banged up pretty badly. He’s being cared for by his *favorite* nurse, so I’m sure he’ll be back to himself in no time. Don’t worry, we got him (and we’ll watch them!😎)
Aye Yo,
@ouvra
, this woman came into
#NFTCH
in a Paisley Haze. We have not examined her yet because she’s refusing to put on a gown🙄. Would you PLEASE tell her that no matter how beautiful it is, White Out doesn’t qualify as clothing?! Also,
#NFTCommunity
, 🚭🚭🚭!
Come get her…
Aye Yo,
@Roboverse6
. I’m sorry to bother you again, but you gon have to come get this young man. I was so impressed when he walked in the door lookin’ all fancy, tHeN…he started bReAkInG uP EVERYTHING! Come thru bro…
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, after a thorough investigation, we’ve learned that it was actually
@hellopandanft
’s “mouse” who bit
@UnOriginalBears
Cheese Bear! Cheese Bear is healing well, but is anxious about all the fires in the hospital lately🔥🧀🔥. Don’t worry. I got him.
#NFTCH
Aye Yo
@feelscollab
, this peaceful, yet super gangsta bunny came in to the hospital with an ear infection that was so severe his ears were starting to illuminate!😱 We put a few drops of garlic and mullein oil in the ears bilaterally. Don’t worry, we got him!
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@Ajadudraws
, these kind boys have been hanging in the hospital courtyard as they are here visiting their great-grandfather. They have been on their knees for way too long and now have patellar femoral syndrome. I’ll do some cold laser. Don’t worry, I got ‘em.
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo,
@AGENARTnft
, we examined the whole bus full of women you sent. I don’t know how to say this…Most are healthy, but we are not sure how the ones in the middle are alive! None of them have any VITAL SIGNS😱. We’re still testing. Don’t worry. I got ‘em.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
BREAKING NEWS: Aye Yo, for all ppl running to get that new vaccine, we can all take a deep breath. After much research, we have learned from
@Eggnions
NFT, many are actually having a pleasant experience of the watermelonopathy. This liddo lady even accessorized the “condition”💁🏽♀️
Aye Yo,
@pixeldreamznft
and
@vulcanstudionft
, these dancers came into the hospital for dehydration due to excessive sweating. We will IV hydrate them, but we think the studio at the lake is too hot for them🥵. We recommend rehearsals be in the forest studio instead.
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo, Today I woke up with
@Mandalamintnft
clouds all around me. As an Acupuncturist, I sometimes have to deliver needles - metal AND spoken needles - that don’t feel good going in. Out of love, I offer the needle anyway because it is needed for healing. I hope you get it🤍
#NewProfilePic
Ayye Yoooo!!!😱PLEASE try not to hate on my newest
@HoodlumSociety
PFP! Lawd they stuck their WHOLE FOOT in this one. I absolutely L🥰VE this community! THANK YOU for being such AMAZING AUTHENTIC human beings. I’ll take good care of this one🔥🔥🔥.
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo
#NFTCommunity
, Don’t be alarmed. We are seeing more cases of
@_nft_lil_neji
’s watermelonopathy and we are considering a quarantine on a few collections.
@Hunger_Hunterz
and
@Hedinft
, I’m so sorry to tell you that your collections have been affected. Don’t worry, I got em.
Aye Yo
#NFTCommunity
, after an amazing night hanging with this crew,
@BTFD_ImDiDi
sent me this dope bubble-blowin’
#BTFDRabbit
! I fell so deeply in love with him that I had to bring a few more of these guys HOME! THANK YOU for blessing us with this cool @$$ community. 🔥🔥🔥
Aye Yo! I would like to remind the
#NFTCommunity
that there is NO SMOKING in the Hospital!
@gooftroop2025
’s bots got bored and started playing with their snakes, so
@ouvra
’s Little Ms. Smokey decided to challenge herself to make the same shape🙄. Don’t worry, I’ll inform her.
Aye Yo,
@NFTCommunity
,These two
@indoryptofc
security team candidates interviewed at the hospital today.. They were articulate and very strong, but we have to fingerprint them. They have a such a unique look to them👀🥳😎, we have to make sure it is really them!
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
…so now we have these Magical Mermaids hanging out on the desserts and beverages!🤢Their leader is just floating around the Cafeteria watching🤷🏽♀️. One of them sat on the flambé, now we have to send her to the burn unit.
@Magical8mermaid
PLEASE come get them!
AAAYYYE YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
#NFTCommunity
, my Original Day 1
#NFTHomies
@DomieZnft
just stuck his foot in the whole NFT game and blessed me with this 🔥FIRE🔥! WHAAAAT?!!!??! He even brought many of my loves into the mix! He knows I’ve got all of you! (You, too, my
@Soulmate889
!)
Aye Yo,
@FriikkiS
, I saw this guy hanging out in your collection. He is sick and has been vomiting ever since he learned that he no longer has muscles or skin😱. I’m not sure where he is holding all the fluids, but we will rehydrate him. Don’t worry. I got him!
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, I remind you that food fights in the cafeteria are strictly prohibited! Someone threw one of
@Hedinft
’s donuts at one of
@Ankara
’s Bunnies Girls and now she is having an allergic reaction🫣. See those white bumps? I’ll give nettles and fish oil. I got her.
Aye Yo,
@Kompy_NFT
, this poor guy was trampled by chihuahuas then fell into an icy river😱. We’ve given him blankets and tea, but we’re prescribing a visit to
@Dexterity_nft
for some good quality time in the sun. That’ll thaw him out! Don’t worry, we got him.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@Vodou45
, this Koala is experiencing uncontrolled hair growth! I haven’t seen anything like this since “The Peanut Butter Solution”. It is coming from his eyes, out of his nose, and his nails!!!😱. We’ll keep clipping for now...Don’t worry, I got him.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@Ladybuds
, this woman was seen in the hospital today. She appears to be a little green, and I’m worried about her hygiene. She has a lot of flowers hanging out in her hair.
@ms_derdekea
’s women used to have the same problem. Now, her collection looks great!
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, please check in on
@Roboverse6
. This poor guy has been experiencing such horrible allergy symptoms that he refuses to leave his dark room.🥺 You can call, text, write a letter, send flowers…noooo no flowers!🤧💐 AYE YO!!!!!
#NFTchFAM
, WE GOT HIM?!🙌🏾💪🏾✊🏾🙌🏾
Aye Yo,
@Hedinft
, your Nekos are still ballin’ with too much intensity! They threw the ball at
@RenallaNFT
’s Slow.Loris & the poor guy is now attached to the ball😱. We’ll surgically remove the ball and make sure no infections set in. Don’t worry, I got him.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@feelscollab
, this kitty came in with minor scrapes, but he was fuming with rage and his eyes were bloodshot red. I’m sending him over to the Chinese Medicine Department. He needs acupuncture to drain the heat from his liver. Don’t worry, we got him.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@KOZMONAUTS1
, these 2 have encountered a rare organism that is causing them to leak colorful fluids from their orifices. I’m sending the blue one to
@DomieZnft
because he makes me feel watched! The dizzy one will be treated at
#NFTch
. Don’t worry, we got ‘em.
#NFTCommunity
YOOOOOOOOO
@MutantClubNFT
, this was a really special gift! I’m so glad to have him, but he is getting on my last nerve! He keeps blending in like a chameleon, then jumping out and scaring everyone. Then he giggles and walks away.🙄 Please talk to him.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Hey
@RenallaNFT
, I just saw on your feed that
@YukheeNFT
gifted you two of her cute little cats. Most are really cute. The problem is that the cute ones travel with the hooligans. Watch your back, homie. Those little jokers may be soft, but they don’t PLAY!
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Ayyye Yooooo,
#NFTCommunity
, in light of all of the living creatures we have found in and on the cafeteria food, we have hired
@Indriel89
’s Chef Leo to run the kitchen. The cat and sharks swimming in the Mister Tea Cups (@?) were the final straw. Don’t worry😎. Chef Leo’s got it!
Aye Yo,
@FacePressNFT
, we apologize for the flies in the Ice Cream Parlor. I assure you they are gone.
@_nft_lil_neji
was so sad he cried away most of his fluids. We are rehydrating with IV Lactated Ringers and will monitor overnight. Don’t worry. I got him.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aaaayyye Yooo!!!
#NFTCommunity
, last night, during his evening swim, Dr.
@brunoart_nft
was swallowed by a SHARK😱. The good news is that he was swallowed whole and he’s ok🎉! We are gently opening the mandible of the shark to release the good doctor. Don’t worry, I got ‘em.
#NFTCH
Aye Yo
@Hedinft
, please tell your Weirdo Nekos to take it easy while they’re ballin’. One of them hit
@brunoart_nft
in the head. He’s been dizzy and has reported seeing basketballs all day! He can stay here until he feels like himself again. Don’t worry. We got him.
#NFTCommunity
Yoooooooo!
#NFTCommunity
!!!! Some of you have asked why I L🥰VE
@indoryptofc
so much. Well, among soooo many other reasons…I changed my Beloved BIG
@DomieZnft
for another handsome DomieZ for ALL OF 15 MINUTES the other day. When I came up for air, I saw THIS!!!!🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰
Yooo,
#NFTCommunity
, what part of the game is THIS?! This woman showed up in ED looking like she just hopped off the pole. Ma’am, this is a hospital, and it is August.
@artistrybynero
, We’ll let her sober up then decide - stomach pumped or time with Psych. Don’t worry, I got her.
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, I take it back.
@JenFlower333
, yesterday, I also released
@indoryptofc
’s LostBear from my care to my homie
@LostFluf
after scooping him up quickly after the drop. I didn’t know🫣🤭😎. That’s what happens when we hesitate!😜 Don’t worry…I got you all!
Aye Yo
@masae_nft
, this woman has been having severe hot flashes. She tried to cool herself with the fan, but it isn’t working very well. We are going to send her to the cryotherapy chamber with
@Eggnions
. That should cool her down. Don’t worry. I got her.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@Neon_Verse
, this butterfly left the hospital for a smoke break and got stuck to a piece of gum
@SPinkNFTs
’s Zoomy put on the wall. We’ve released the two from the wall, and are taking them to the OR for separation from one another. Don’t worry, we got ‘em.
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, when I say I love this guy and his art makes me very happy, I speak my TRUTH! Other than a spinning coin, my
@DomieZnft
was my first NFT. I’m concerned, however, that many of them don’t have chins. We will surgically attach them. Don’t worry, I got ‘em.
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, I took one of
@gooftroop2025
’s bots into
@DogecoinRide
’s Space; and there was so much information that all of his energy rose UP and exploded through his third eye. I’ll put him on a cooling mat and reattach the eyeball. Don’t worry, I got him. ~🤍Doc
Aye Yo,
@RIZzzzz247
, you and your family of artists have been on my mind since you landed in
@Komards_NFTS
space last night. I linked up with the
@Mizaru_Girls
, and we organized a prayer vigil in Robbie’s honor. We’ve got you.
#NFTCommunity
. 🤍🤍🤍
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, we’ve contracted
@SkurpySocial
to provide quality beverages for the hospital!
@FacePressNFT
, there’s a guy from your collection who keeps jumping in the fridge insisting he’s a Skurpy Cup🙄! He’ll go straight to Psych for evaluation. Don’t worry, I got him.
Aye Yo
@DomieZnft
, I was excited about this one, because my favorite color is royal blue so deep that it is almost iridescent; but this dude has been peering into the depths of my soul since he arrived. I’ll remove the cyst on his head and send him home. Don’t worry, I got him.
AYE YO,
#NFTCommunity
, I just came across the first
@DomieZnft
I didn’t like! This guy was lurking around the hospital, hanging out in
@ThinkinFeeler
’s DMs, coming around talking about his collection, but he ain’t slick!😎 Don’t worry…our new head of security got him.
#NFTCH
AYYEEE YOOOO!!!
#NFTCommunity
, please be advised that this woman does NOT work at NFT Community Hospital! I don’t know where she came from and why (thanks for the “🫣gift🫣”,
@indoryptofc
,
@Emiumiz
). If you see her, please call security immediately! Don’t worry, I’ll find her.
“They” say you get 1 chance to make a first impression. I believe it. That said, the
@killabearsnft
community has truly stepped up and given me ALL the good vibes I could ever ask for to show me who WE really are. I receive you all with my whole heart. THANK YOU for seeing me.🤍
Haahaaa!!! And for the WINNER of the unofficial BIGGIE contest i never actually started🙃…in the category of 👏🏾GIVES👏🏾NO👏🏾(rhymes with bucks). Aye Yo!!! Give it up for my man,
@_nft_lil_neji
!!! I love that he stays true to his collection. This is B.I.G. NEJI!!!!😂
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo
@awhitehorse
, Happy Birthday, again! Your beautiful horse is doing much better and no longer has hypothermia. We warmed him with blankets and hot cocoa and his color and temperature have returned to normal. He will be back in the stable in no time! Don’t worry, I got him.
Aye Yo,
@TroglodyteSoci1
, I’m concerned that these guys showed up at the hospital looking like the “blue man”😱. We have discovered that they have been drinking large amounts of colloidal silver, as he did. I will do some IV chelation, but please get them some help.
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo,
@NFFeli11
, thank you for showing me SO MUCH L🥰VE last night! You sent this Super Dope 😱OG😱 from the
#HoodlumSociety
to the Hospital. She was a little lonely, so I had to scoop up her friend for support. We got ‘em! Lil Hospital Policy Reminder 👉🏾 🚭🚭🚭!
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo
@Soulmate889
, I’m sorry to inform you that there was yet another fire in the hospital kitchen involving John. We extinguished the flames and are bringing in 🥰
@milanoNFTs
🥰 team of bad baaad girls to head the Quality Control Team! Don’t worry, I got him.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Ayyye Yo!!! I don’t even know how to BE with this. These two
@Mizaru_Girls
have been standing in the ER for 4 hours refusing to open their eyes. I sent a doctor down to check on them and now the doctor won’t open her eyes either!
#NFTCommunity
, don’t worry, I got ‘em.
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@AGENARTnft
, these women have been in the waiting room on their phones the whole time we’ve been running tests on Codename G. They’ve developed Forward Neck Posture, or “Nerd Neck”. We’ve given them an orthotic to lay on for 15min/day. Don’t worry, I got ‘em.
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yooooo!!
@_nft_lil_neji
Do I want to know how this happened? I meaaann No Face at ALL?! I gotta be honest. I don’t even know where to begin. He is going to need a full face transplant along with facial reconstruction surgery. Hooooow Sway?! I NEED A BREAK!
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo,
@JenFlower333
, This woman came into
#NFTCH
today insisting she needed to see you. Something about she’s your PFP or something??💁🏽♀️Anyway, DM your wallet and I’ll send you the ONLY
@DomieZnft
EVER to leave my care!! 🤍Love U🤍
Everyone welcome and follow
@JenFlower333
!!!
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, this woman appears to have Benjamin Button Syndrome. The pic on the left was taken last Thursday. The one on the right was taken at
@Dexterity_nft
’s birthday party YESTERDAY😳! We’ve put her in a cryo chamber to slow age reversal. Don’t worry, I got her.
Aye Yo
#NFTCommunity
, as part of a new health initiative, we placed pilates reformers in the gym. Something went terribly wrong &
@SPinkNFTs
Zoomys got their arms and legs snapped off😱😱😱. We were able to reattach all limbs, but they will need PT. Don’t worry, I got em.
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@DomieZnft
and
@Cayden_and_Nico
I couldn’t sleep for a WEEK thinking about these 2! The frog is great. It’s the fly I’m worried about. His eyes are bulging out of his head😱. His thyroid is overactive, so we’ll give him cabbage juice. Don’t worry, i got ‘em.
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo
@NFTCommunity
, you know how much I love my
@DomieZnft
, but I’m super concerned about this one. I hear he never takes a break from his phone and he is neglecting all activities of daily life - brushing teeth, washing face, changing his contacts, etc. Don’t worry, I got him.
Aye Yo,
@REALDopenft
, I’m concerned about the oral hygiene in your Kreamers. We’ll do a thorough dental evaluation, and they will all need a cleaning, Ozone Therapy, and instructions on proper dental care. We have great dentists here. Don’t worry, we got ‘em.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@aiartforfun
, I had no idea these beautiful girls in their colorful dresses would be so much trouble🫣. They started a huge food fight in the Hospital Cafeteria and got crumbs all over
@NFTNoob23
’s Levitated Vibe! He’s piiissssed😆. Don’t worry, we got ‘em.
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, the following PSA has been brought to you by
@humanzeke
. The uterus has a very important function. Don’t neglect it! Learn what is normal and what is not; and report any discomfort or abnormalities to the D.O.C.😜. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you.🤍
Aye Yoooo! Shout to the
#NFTCommunity
for sticking together.
@hibabenft
was so worried about
@Vodou45
’s dumpster diver that she sent over this perfectly prepared Eggs Benedict and mouthwatering avocado toast! What a brunch for our Koala Frenz! I told you, we got him!
#NFTCH
AYYYYYEEEE YO,
#NFTCommunity
, please take this as the official notice that we will NOT tolerate vandalism in any form in this hospital. We have a zero tolerance policy! If anyone knows who is responsible for vandalizing the wall behind
@FacePressNFT
’s deer, please call security!
Aye Yo,
@VioArt6
, this young lady came into the Hospital in bad shape. She was twirling her staff and it went right through her head😱. The bright side is, she’s now glowing😎! We’ll gently remove the foreign body and treat the wounds. Don’t worry. I got her.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@capsuleheadnft
, From a Chinese Medicine perspective, anger makes heat rise to the head, causing headaches, we must drain the heat with cooling foods and learn to control the anger. Yoga and meditation would be great, too. Don’t worry, I got ‘em.
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@gooftroop2025
, these “2 bots” came to the Hospital acting very oddly. Every time we walk into the room, “they” change “their” name from ‘86’ to ‘61’ back to ‘86’. Please let HIM know he’s not fooling anyone. He could at LEAST change CLOTHES🙄. Don’t worry. We got HIM!🤍
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, this poor Koala Frenz got colonized by this rare parasite, leaving his fur with a greenish appearance. He is going to need an ozone bath then reevaluation. There is a time and place for IV antiparasitics and this may be it. Don’t worry,
@Vodou45
. I got him.
Aye Yo,
@Mandalamintnft
, we have a strict “No Pencil” rule in the Psych Ward, but this guy refuses to stop writing on walls until someone comes to visit. He keeps saying he misses his folks! Can you please send someone from your
#NFTCommunity
to see him? Don’t worry, I got him.
Aye Yo,
@_artobi
, this patient went to the aesthetics department and planned to get a chemical peel. I’m not sure how to say this, but now layers of his face keep peeling off of him, and the peeled mouths are eating through his face. I’m at a loss, but I got him…
#NFTCommunity
AYE YO,
@_nft_lil_neji
, I thought we agreed you would keep your nejis under control. I walked up on these two psycho lobsters in the stairwell buying PILLS from THIS guy. All 3 looked guilty. This is NOT acceptable!! Our patients only take OUR drugs!(👀🤔🤭)
#NFTCommunity
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@Ladybuds
, this woman was seen in the hospital today. She appears to be a little green, and I’m worried about her hygiene. She has a lot of flowers hanging out in her hair.
@ms_derdekea
’s women used to have the same problem. Now, her collection looks great!
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, we had a HUGE misunderstanding in Plastics. This lady swears she said “D”, but we all heard her say “G”! She’s big mad, and she keeps screaming that none of her
#ColorfulDresses
are going to fit her anymore. Yooo,
@pacotacoiii
may I tell her you’ve got her?
Aye Yo,
@apocalypticapes
, I understand this guy is hungry and has ALL the teeth. Please inform him that it is NEVER ok to bite
@indoryptofc
’s dinos. There is a cafeteria on ‘⭐️G’ ffs. We’ll fix his teeth, but he MUST control his appetite! Don’t worry, we got them.
#NFTCommunity
AAAYYYYYYE YOOOOOOOOO,
#NFTCommunity
!!
PLEASE NOTE:
1. I will no longer be sending NFT Patient Updates through the
@ThinkinFeeler
. PLEASE FOLLOW 👉🏾
@DOCofNFT
to hear from Doc.
2. Please read my Love Letter to YOU:
🤍🤍🤍
Aye Yo,
@HumnaWahab2
, THANK YOU SO MUCH for sending the Roexo Cat Food! We have been treating this guy for anorexia because he has been refusing EVERY OTHER FOOD! When this bag arrived, he pounced on it, ripped it open, and went to town!
#NFTCommunity
, don’t worry, we got him!
Aye Yo
@Chubbygirl2moon
, we treated this Hooded_Girl in the Hospital today. She had a bad sinus infection, and was starting to become septic. We diagnosed a deviated septum👀 and it will need repair. Once corrected, the chronic infections should resolve. Don’t worry, I got her.
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, we understand dating has become challenging during the pandemic, but we want to remind you that interpersonal relations with the skeletons in the morgue are frowned upon at the Hospital. C’mon
@FriikkiS
&
@Olissea_23
, we have to do better than this👀.
#NFTCH
Aye Yo,
@clownz_nft
, this guy arrived at the hospital in a ~healthy state, but his eyes are oozing a bright green exudate. I’m certain this is bacterial in nature. We’ll use breastmilk🍼 to clear it and chamomile tea bags to soothe the eye. Don’t worry, I got him.🤍
#NFTCommunity
Aye Yo,
#NFTCommunity
, I spent the weekend out of town attending the funeral of this Koala Frenz by
@Vodou45
who went peacefully in his sleep. He was a great supporter of the hospital and will be dearly missed. I’m back and have a lot of updates to send. Don’t worry. I got you!
Aye Yo,
@Magical8mermaid
, I appreciate you sending this cake to apologize for all of the mermaids who were sitting on the food in the Cafeteria; but there was a mermaid in the cake box and she refuses to move. We don’t want sea salted chocolate cake! Come get her!!
#NFTCommunity