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@iamyesyouareno Thinking you can't be racist because of the color of your skin is actually the most ironic example of racism I can think of.

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@TRobinsonNewEra If my penis was that tiny I would not have let it get in the camera frame. Granted, I wouldn't be peeing on strangers in parks either, but thats because I'm not a filthy piece of shit.

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@janninereid1 What pisses me off is I don't see any intersections painted with the American flag.

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@HazelAppleyard_ I don't want to be mean, but someone has to say it. You don't have a clitoris or a vagina. You have something that looks like it. It's like me saying that I have a Rolex that I bought off a street vendor for $50. It's not real. Only you spent 50-100k.

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@RealCrazyFight_ Everyone was kung-fu fighting

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@B7frankH So it is a shocking video, but what I find more shocking is no one knows anything about it. Not where, not when, not why, not what happened after. Nothing at all. And, nobody is even asking in the comments.

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@Rothmus Dude totally super icky, right. That's why I have my woman carry my water bottle, I snap my fingers and she gives me a sip of water.

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@TransHomophobes At literally any second or any point and for any reason. It is okay to say no. it is your right. Trying to intimidate people by calling them transphobic is absolutely unacceptable. No means No even if you are trans.

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@MomsPostingLs That's right King, don't forget she needs to carry your water bottle so you don't seem icky.

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@AgoristN LoL, a fake certificate for a fake vaccine. She identifies as being vaccinated therefore she iss vaccinated.

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@LoreOfTh3Land No fucking way she would have walked away from that.

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@HazelAppleyard_ Call his bluff, tell him no. You are aloud boundaries. If he can't respect your boundaries tell him to get out.

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@RealBababanaras Believe what they do, not what they say.

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@KeneAkers The only person that is going to die in 100% of abortion is the baby.

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@HazelAppleyard_ There is literally no scenario where you can repurpose a colon into a vagina, it's just a second butthole, if that's what you wanted you could've kept your pecker and just had anal. And you could still stand and pee.

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@ProudElephantUS Unhealthy stool usually floats, she should be fine.

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@HazelAppleyard_ Eunuchs do not get periods,

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@OrwellNGoode I'm not going to say, I'm not even going think about what I would do, if you think about it ahead of time, its called premeditated.

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@HazelAppleyard_ Yet he still accepted the woman of the year award he was given instead of a woman getting it.

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@WallStreetApes Property taxes on a property is Renting from the government.

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@HazelAppleyard_ When did schizophrenia become a gender?

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@LibertyCappy No sending 100 billion dollars to Ukraine is theft.

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@MomsPostingLs LoL, quit a job an cuss out the boss, then try to get re-hired. I know a job is not the same thing you're right a marriage is much more important.

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@LisaLittlefie13 @TRobinsonNewEra The past subjunctive is a verb form used in English to express hypothetical, counterfactual, or unreal situations, often in formal or literary contexts. It is typically formed by using the verb "to be" in the past tense, specifically "were" for all persons (e.g., "If I were rich,

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@raviagrawal3 Not even the cows are safe!

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@HazelAppleyard_ Because it's literally about the thrill of invading women's only spaces and daring them to say something. Transwomen are the epitome of toxic masculinity, and the belief that you not only can become a woman but you can do it better.

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@HazelAppleyard_ Hazel Appleyard, you are fined 2 credits for violation of the visual morality code.

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@HazelAppleyard_ I don't think that someone in this photo understands fully how free speech works.

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@2timeguy This isn't news it's race bait,, news has facts and context.

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@alifarhat79 Here what Grok says, that's not Google so fair game. Light bulb (Thomas Edison) Airplane (Wright brothers) Internet (A collaborative effort led largely by U.S. engineers and scientists) Assembly line (Henry Ford) Personal Computer (Many contributors, including Steve Jobs and

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@HazelAppleyard_ The tragedy of this whole thing is there are medical doctors that have sworn an oath to do no harm, conning these people into believing that for a small fee of upwards of 50-100k they can change their sex.

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@SickOfEverythi6 I've not heard the music she makes, even so I believe her when she says she is not a musician.

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@UltraDane I you bring a flag from the country you left, you are not an asylum seeker, you are a flag bearer in an invading army.

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@wiseconnector Grn Yllow Blu Orang Silvr

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@editshelpcenter @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Becuase they don't have the 2nd, and most people don't walk around with butcher knives.

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@itsalexkay Continue giving no fucks and finish shopping

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@MomsPostingLs So if you(as in women) shut down the pu**y carousel. Then men would not have that option. But you(as in women) won't shut it down. Which men I am sure are eternally grateful for, however they still aren't gonna settle for a used carousel horse when they can get a filly. When

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@wayotworld I mean I can recognize a psyops when I see one. It very clearly like the parroting of talking points across every single news channel.

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@WallStreetApes In 1776: no taxation without representation. In 2024: no taxation without lubrication.

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 We you detain a person, guilty or not. You are responsible for their safety.

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@GarbageHuman23 I think she is overestimating the value that art and music brings ti society. Don't get me wrong art is great and music is nice. But if you could erase one thing from society and still be fine it would be one of these or both. I'm including white art and music. Like all art and

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@MomsPostingLs Trust me Chad ain't paying for the babysitter.

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@HazelAppleyard_ When you spen all day everyday cramming your ideology down people's throats, paranoia creeps up on you.

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@HazelAppleyard_ I feel genuinely bad for this man. I feel angry that this country failed to give this man the psychological help he needed before he did something rash and quite irrational like trying to become a woman. I'm astonished that doctors that swore an oath to do no harm would

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@HazelAppleyard_ They turn 1 tiny sperm into a whole kid.

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@ozertayizx @DelusionPosting Why would you allow him to go elsewhere, what do you say, "hey I got a gun, but the neighbors 3 houses down are anti-gun try there."

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@MomsPostingLs No she still needs her car payment and phone paid, don't forget them nails, L O L Just kidding yeah, stick a fork init.

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@Rothmus I modified mine to fire blue laser beams when you hold the button down.

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@bikertrash68 If you see me and I'm ever "this much on fire". Please for God's sake do not put me out until I'm dead. Consider this a do not extinguish order.

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@RevRayCistman Look at all that content of character.

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@WallStreetApes Everyone should have already bought body Armour, and should be wearing it daily to get use to the weight. Learning to do everything wearing it.

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@WholeMarsBlog @cramersCoke Tesla is far from their actual emissions, but just because you dislocated the emissions doesn't mean you're 0 emissions. Disel and coal, are still making your electricity. Slave labor still mines the rare earth. If you paid the full price it will take to recycle your tesla

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@Phoebe2403 Trans appears to be less about becoming a woman(which is impossible) and more about invading every single women only spaces. It's about stealing women's awards ie. Woman of the year. It is about taking women's scholarships.

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@RockYou7777 @Rothmus Definitely grapes.

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@RxRedpill You should have thought about your kids when you made them with another man.

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@iluminatibot Well mission accomplished. Congrats WEF.

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@Rothmus Imagine feeling justified in attacking anyone that disagrees with you. I'd be so tired after a day like that.

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@HazelAppleyard_ Transwoman is toxic masculinity

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@HazelAppleyard_ I don't actually want to to manifest this, but isn't it about time for another meteor. 🦖

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@IIshdina @B7frankH Yes it matters

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@HazelAppleyard_ Schizophrenia is a chronic mental disorder that affects how a person thinks, feels, and behaves. People with schizophrenia may experience a variety of symptoms, including: * Hallucinations: Seeing or hearing things that aren't there * Delusions: False beliefs that are not based

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@L__G__B Cosplay taken way to far.

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@atensnut My mother never cursed like that

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@FadeHubb First off, it could be a 0 nic vane. Which if it has 0 nic would mean it's most likely not illegal. What is illegal is taking anything from another person with the intent to permanently deprive them of the item.

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@ImtiazMadmood So sorry, i keep forgetting. Are we allies with Eurasia and at war with Eastasia or are we fighting Eurasia and friends with Eastasia, please someone tell me what to think!

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@RonFilipkowski You all seem pretty hung up on his physical appearance, I guess you've given up on beating him on policy and performance.

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@HazelAppleyard_ That would be a very eunuch party.

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@crashm111 @QtheBubbles You know what also kills and weakens honeybees, BURNING THEM ALIVE.

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@HazelAppleyard_ Men don't have to tell you what thier pronouns are.

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@MomsPostingLs Would you lik me to translate this? I'm gonna translate this... You are a back up boyfriend. Not the first string quarterback but you'll do if she can't pull a better one. When she is run thru, knocked up and lonely she will call you and you'll come running. Diagnosis: Red

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@ripx4nutmeg I said it before, transwomen is about invading women's only spaces, taking women's scholarships and women opportunities. If you check I bet they are already getting small business loans intended for women. As we all know a transwoman took woman of the year. Actual biological

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@newtrollgenius @iamyesyouareno White people ain't no better. Racism is something that will hopefully evolve out of people over time. Expecting it to disappear overnight after millions of years will just leave you frustrated. Either way, it's interesting to watch how people act.

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@Mick_O_Keeffe Irelandistan. Kiss the Blarney stone goodbye.

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@EpochTimes Yeah we need a million man March to the border. And stand there till the close it.

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@LoreOfTh3Land I was going to say, that the first time I ever heard Allahu Akbar, and then a Muslim made the world a better place. Then I thought I be just like the Palestinians that cheered on 911 and the ones that cheered and ran out to hit the body of the dead Jewish woman that was raped and

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@KRANIUS @gunsnrosesgirl3 It's a Crack sandwhich.

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@CaughtCheater This is what a matriarchal society would look like. Apparently.

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@AsianDawn4 I might die, but I guarantee I won't die sitting on the floor. I literally don't care if you have the drop on me, I'm gonna draw.

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@hoodbowzombie @HazelAppleyard_ Because once a dude is Trans he can claim the woman is transphobic.

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@FadeHubb Apparently the trend is posting nonsense videos that literally have no meaning.

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@HazelAppleyard_ Not a single rainbow flag, could just be a bearded lady. That happens, as Barnum & Bailey Ringling Bros. One thing is for certain, where there is baby there is a uterus. Where there is a uterus, there is a woman, bearded or not.

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@HazelAppleyard_ My one regret i have is the lack of the written words ability to convey sarcasm when I say, "so much"

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@GarbageHuman23 I agree with Nigeria, something I never thought I'd say. One caveat, if a person falsely accuse a man of rape(I don't meet they lose) I mean it can be proven that they lied, they should get the same punishment or equivalent.

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Even the horses have had enough 😂

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@CollinRugg People are worried about shark attacks, while people like this walk around on land.

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@big_monkeyball -4 I've been drinking milk to boost my natural immunity.

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@idrinkcoffeeblk @AntiWokeMemes He probably as far away from this crazy batch as possible.

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@HazelAppleyard_ Filters should be banned, deleted, scrubbed, iradicated, outlawed, shamed and otherwise utterly obliterated

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@HazelAppleyard_ You would have thought that he would have done some research before making a life altering decision.. you'd think that his source would be his doctor not reddit. You'd be wrong. The doctor only told him how to get the insurance to pay for it.

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@newstart_2024 Has anyone tried going to a vegan restaurant and demanding they have a carnivore option on the menu?

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@HazelAppleyard_ It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again...

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@HazelAppleyard_ The minute a man or woman locks up their phone. Start counting the day, cause they are numbered. Another person besides you is sliding in them DMs and they have become important enough they no longer want to delete the messages to hide it.

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@aRedheadCupcake If it looks like a wooden nickel, it spends like one too.

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