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@DM_Hawkeye

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Sarcastic Human | Disabled Iraq Vet | Stock Trader | Not Woke

Iowa
Joined April 2014
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@DM_Hawkeye
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@crazyclipsonly Sometimes I’m just thankful I live in a place where bicycling monkey child abduction isn’t a concern
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@InsaneRealitys Sorry ma’am I already pay my government to do that
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@stillgray This is funny, I’m a white guy in the rural Midwest and they nailed it
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@stillgray So weird all those thieves had the same day off work
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@NoCapFights Childhood trauma in the home causing low self esteem here
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@_Savage__boi Knife man was getting his
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@FightMate Little boy went to cry and hide 😂
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@Human101Nature Reporter needs to get out of his personal space
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@ClownWorld_ Kid turned into a coward real quick
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@lporiginalg But they are just coming for a better life and opportunity right
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@WomenPostingLs The no STDs is a bonus too
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@il0venostalgia Beyoncé and this is not even close to a tough decision
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@_Savage__boi I bet he never expected to be naked and paraded around a lake by a crocodile when he woke up that morning
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@crazyclipsonly Good skills but it’s more entertaining when they get hit by the car
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@_Savage__boi When in doubt, don’t steal other people’s crap, simple rule to live by
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@_Savage__boi “Honey, where in the heck did I leave my foot hitter?”
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@_Savage__boi Bro almost forgot his ball cap
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@NoContextHumans Doctor “How did this happen” Her “I was blowing a penis cake”
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@FAFO_TV Sure didn’t expect Jason Voorhees to hop off that bus
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@ATRightMovies We’re gonna need a bigger boat
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@TSFights Awfully loose with the term “girl” here
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@ClownWorld_ Need the background before this occurred
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@freakouts4u Looks like it fixed the situation
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@iluminatibot Cashless? I guess you will go payless then
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@lporiginalg I’ve never had a bad heterosexual relationship and thought to myself, “maybe I should start giving blowjobs to dudes instead”
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@TheFightHall Went from getting drunk to getting wasted in a matter of seconds
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@EndWokeness Who’s going to cave in and get a job first, it’s a standoff 😂
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@NoContextHumans Man out here working for the people
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@il0venostalgia Comb the desert
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@KO_Fights_ Nothing female about the assailant
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@wildtiktokss Looks like her parents may have been a little too close on the family tree
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@amuse “my mom is white” 🤦‍♂️ the classic “I have (fill in the blank) friends so I’m not racist” line
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@BestFightClip Kid had that “oh sh*t I’m sorry don’t tell mom” reaction
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@stillgray Nope I’m not your comrade, these are my comrades
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@WomenPostingLs Not all heroes wear capes
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@NoContextHumans Why add the annoying laugh to a decent clip
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@iamyesyouareno Wouldn’t be too concerned about anything coming from this scholar
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I would film the bear for social media clout until it mauled me to death
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@NoCapFights Why have security looking like a SWAT team and not stopping this little dude
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@BarackObama @POTUS Congrats on running this place right into the ground
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@InsaneRealitys Buddy thought someone with L7RANCH plates on their Ford truck would find this humorous
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@s8n Rick
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@BrutalCams Kayaker- “I think he’ll swerve first “
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@lporiginalg Tattoos Obnoxiously loud Helpless with everyday tasks/chores
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@ClownWorld_ There’s millions more where this scholar came from
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@IsabellaMDeLuca Hillary really let herself go the last few years
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@SaycheeseDGTL “We got her boss, that should keep them content”
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@lporiginalg Maybe quit calling him a white convert
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@CreepyOrg Giving billions of dollars to other countries
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@MalesInDisguise Or I’m mature enough to know the difference between the two sexes
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@MalesInDisguise If I leave meat in a grinder it smells eventually too
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@fasc1nate Jim Thorpe, gold medalist in decathlon & pentathlon, played professional football, baseball, and basketball
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@iamyesyouareno Only one gay in the photo, they need more transvestites to achieve full diversity
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@CreepyOrg Hillary
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@shannonsharpeee At least he took seriously, not that bad
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@detectclips Oh what the hell, off goes the camera
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@NoContextHumans Being respectful
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@FightMate Wife- “what took you so long?” Him- “I beat me some rapist ass on the way home”
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@ImMeme0 Impressive they all coordinated the same day off work for this
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@CreepyOrg Looks like a drought this year, I better go fire one off in the Nile
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@1Nicdar Home telephone ringing
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@NoCapFights Shouldn’t walk the dog 4 bottles of wine deep
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@DrLoupis All I can see here
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@lporiginalg Maybe growing up in a home with a lazy mother that didn’t pay her bills had a negative effect on this girl
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@IL0VEthe80s I was in grade school
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@RealEmirHan The Griswolds
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@IanJaeger29 I’ll pray about it and then drive my diesel truck 30 mph over the speed limit see if that helps
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@FAFO_TV The old chicken neck trick, always a favorite
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@ClownWorld_ Attention seeking is not a flattering behavior
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@ClownWorld_ Nice parenting, zero control over the child’s behavior or diet
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@ClownWorld_ Emptying the clip chasing him down is an interesting self defense tactic
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@CreepyOrg Billy “B Cup” Gates
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@HumansNoContext Rick Astley
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@ClownWorld_ Law enforcement officers carry themselves in a certain way, they all have that same “walk”
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@CreepyOrg Shocking he was a sex offender and couldn’t get dates on his own
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@nut_history Glaring Omission
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@NoContextHumans *Mom* “How’s your internet business going honey?” “Great mom, I got a million views for fake sh***ing my pants yesterday”
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@CreepyOrg Epstein’s child predator friends
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@detectclips Self respect is not high on the list in this family’s values
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@iamyesyouareno The SEC and Big Ten Conference?
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@TheFigen_ That’s going to be reviewed for targeting
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@il0venostalgia Mad Max Pursuit Special
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@EndWokeness Hmmm maybe in Pakistan there aren’t as many white people in positions of power
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@CrazyVideosOnly Thinking of his johnson before his deceased loved ones, could be a sign
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@Alphafox78 The baby’s projected likeness
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@ClownWorld_ Looks like a Disney movie in the making
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@lporiginalg Didn’t know Disney categorized their levels of gay
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@il0venostalgia National Lampoon’s Vacation
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@1000waystod1e He would’ve been better off taking the beating from the husband that came home early
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@ClownWorld_ The cow looks to be doing well
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@FightMate Damn that’s a beating
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@ClownWorld_ More booze will fix it
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