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@DGRMSP

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*silently judging your footwear* (He/Him)

Minneapolis, MN
Joined September 2019
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@DGRMSP
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I love how Chappell Roan and Noah Kahan are two of the absolute biggest powerhouses in music right now but also look like they live together in a 2006 Subaru Outback
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Thank you Iowa, sorry for how sweaty and weird I happen to be
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10 months
When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away
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Please explain this picture to me
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I’m crying so fucking much rn
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5 months
Aaaaaaaaand there it is. That’s a wrap. We can stop talking about him now. It was fun while it lasted.
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This pic of the Girthmsster w Jeffree Star is sendingggg meee
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As a kid I was treated like a disappointment by my father, and the one time I asked him if he wanted to hang out he said no, so maybe let these two have their spotlight?
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I can’t take this shit. They have to be stopped.
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OH NO YOU GUYS THE WEIRDO RACIST JEFFREE APOLOGISTS ARE IN MY MENTIONS HOW EVER WILL I SURVIVE KNOWING THEY DON’T LIKE MEEEE????
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1 year
Got a new phone case!
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@Xavovy Clearly you do lol. Stay out of my mentions tHaAaAanksss
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I need a moment
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1 year
*Manifesting the confidence to wear one of these in public Pride weekend 2024*
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5 months
@hahapanda He went viral this week because he has an OBSCENELY huge dick, so naturally the gays cannot fixate on literally anything else
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1 year
When your coworker says he wants uppies, you give him uppies
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1 year
Y’all can have a work bathroom selfie. As a treat. 🌹🌸🌺🌷🌼🌿
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Absolutely loving my new socks
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2 years
Ready for an adventure!
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2 years
Wore the coochie cutters today. No room for secrets in these things!
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1 year
I’m 36 thank you
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1 year
it’s the time of year when 30 year old gay men start dressing like this
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2 years
Me when I meet any of my mutuals under 6’2”
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What bothers me about this is when Sam puts on a corset/shaves their face/does anything too femme, y’all lose the energy you seem to have for them in pics like this. A LOT of you should unpack your weird attachment to body hair. It affects how you treat people. Seek help maybe!
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I been screaming from the rooftops about Sam smith….are y’all ready to walk with me ?
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Welp, I think spending the entire day outside yesterday yielded in a kickass kickstart to my summer tan
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9 months
Being gay and aging is a privilege, and we all know why.
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Gay men …how do y’all truly feel about getting older?
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2 years
R.I.P.’d another pair of jeans doing yard work. Thunder thighs strike again!
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4 years
32 of you follow this trash. I deleted my previous tweet about him being problematic so I could include the comic where he turns suicide into a fucking punchline. He’s gross. And he’s a sociopath.
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Man it’s a cold one
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1 year
Today’s work fit
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Fun fact: if you’re a stranger and don’t follow me, I don’t get notifications for your weird simpy tweets. Stay mad, loserssss ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
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1 year
What I call all my gay friends shorter than 6’
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4 years
I saw it at Target and had to have it 🤷🏼‍♂️
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2 years
Get you a grocer who does both
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1 year
Don’t make me siiiing!
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@heyjaeee
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Not enough half naked gays in speedos on my TL today for me
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1 year
Welp, ol’ thunder and lightning chub rubbed their way through another pair of shorts, so here’s their final photo, lol.
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3 years
If it’s my last night on earth let it never be forgotten that I was a fatass with a fat ass
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3 years
Did somebody order an annoying f*ggot?
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2 years
If I didn’t document the gym ‘fit did it really happen?
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@queerenbyepi The thing I like least about being gay is sharing a stage with gays who really need therapy and don’t know it.
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3 years
I shaved my head yesterday for the first time in probably three whole days ugh powers restoreddddd
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2 years
I was left unattended at Carhartt so…
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2 years
Not having a great day at all but my need for attention is greater so…
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3 years
I’m a lemon! Squeeze me!
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10 months
SHANIA TWAIN RETWEETED ME EXCUSE ME WHILE I FAINT BYE
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3 years
So… I found a place to prop up my phone in the seldom-used employee bathroom…
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3 years
Snow emergency declared in the Twin Cities so the Red Wings came out to play!
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3 years
Therapoutfit Of The Day
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1 year
Got tired of waiting for warmer weather. Shorts are back!
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3 years
New Year Same F*ggot
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2 years
I waited way too long to bust out these shorts. Anyway, something something Labor Day something something no rest for the people who deserve a day off
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3 years
Summer come back to meeeee 😩
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1 year
Something something “search ‘water’ something something
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@DGRMSP
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2 years
You can’t tell me shit today, I feel too fuckin’ powerful! I wish I understood long ago how lifting would make me feel about myself, because I would’ve started YEARS ago.
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No Therapoutfit today but here’s what I’m wearing to see my trainer? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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1 year
Time to sit out in the sun in my backyard! Who’s with me???
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2 years
Just werk things
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6 months
Matthew Rush you will always be famous to me
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@MutualSure
Mutual, I'm sure
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Instead of discourse, tell me the retired gay porn star whose work you miss the most 😃
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@DGRMSP
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3 years
Alright Saturday, let’s fuck this pig! HOOOHHHHYYYEEAAHHHH?!
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3 years
Gays do Ikea
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Can’t carry more than what now???
@former_gcup
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“I want a 35 year old guy” no u don’t. He has a bad back & can’t carry more than 20 lbs. he gets a hangover from 1.5 drinks. He can’t see anything without his glasses & all of his music is from 2013
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3 years
Never thought I’d embrace blaze orange but here we are
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2 years
Rainy day cart pushing couture
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3 years
This shirt used to fit, lol
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3 years
Turns out my friend @itsme_mulder was sneaky-sneakin’ pics of me at the gym on Tuesday!!! I feel less bad about how I look from behind now, lol
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3 years
A 40° temperature drop from yesterday combined with constant flurries makes it a Red Wing Boot day
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3 years
Very Thicccmas to you ❤️🎄❤️
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Aaaanyway, according to the central time zone, I’m officially 36! I wear a size 13/XXXL at Nike. DM me if you need to know where to send my presents 😉✌🏻💅🏼👟❤️
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C U @ Transmission 2nite?
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I said “I haven’t worn the Westbrooks in a while” and went from there
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I don’t know if it’s all the caffeine from the excedrin I took on an empty stomach or if this is just from regular exercise but I feel like kicking a door down today! FUCK YEAH SATURDAY LET’S LIFT SOME HEAVY SHIT!!!
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Friday night turn UPPPP
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Get you a serial killer who does both
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2 years
I’m a bear, duh
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2 years
Resurrecting my 2020 costume for a gay Halloween party tonight. Full look to come later! The power I’d wield if I could grow a beard…
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Not bad for a sad bitch
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@taynextdoor
tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Wore a subtle look out to dinner with my friend last night
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3 years
Your favorite fat friday faggot is back to grace your TL once again
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It’s Fuckin’ Fat Faggot Flex Friday, Fuckers!
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4 years
It’s 75 degrees outside so
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2 years
My old friend and brand new coworker/trainee @aanaleigh caught me bein’ sassy
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Only took 11 months after meeting @swissarmycub to get him to go shopping with me!
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A dude who worked at my store for two days had ordered 4XL shirts and quit before he got them. So I took them and they ended up fitting me (because our shirt vendor is wildly unpredictable with sizing). Hey light blue hayyyyy
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Nobody: Every man over 27 at The Eagle on Bear night:
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