Love how all of these hun bastards have clambered out of the wood work, travelling from far & wide to come to Dundee and watch their team but not one of these knuckle draggers could put their hand on their pocket to save their club 🤣🤣🤣
Would just like to say a big thank you to the donor of the covers for the Dens Park pitch. The donor has wished to remain anonymous and we would like to respect their wishes.
#gameon
Right that's us done for today.
It's been fun.
Can't be fucked going through all these emails in the spam folder from these single brain celled, knuckle draggin, hun bastards.
So we'll just leave this here.
Happy St Patrick's day to all those who celebrate
#disappointeed
Hahahahahaaaa!!! So far that's
*Blackburn
*Peterborough
*Plymouth.
Planes, trains and automobiles wanting reimbursed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My fuckin sides this is incredible.
Did any of these pricks actually travel from Glasgow.
£120 hotel, £90 train, day off work… traveled from blackburn lancashire last night up to dundee only for it to be called off, I want some money back this unacceptable.
#Rangersfc
@DundeeFC
(many more in same position as me, refund the fans i won’t be able to make it rearranged.
I just really feel sorry for the bairns of these flag shagging bastards. No doubt teaching their kids things like "1690, hate the fenians, FTP, all the words to Rule Britannia, orange marches & Dundee’s email."
The School of Knuckle Draggers.
We've just recieved a delivery from our carrier pigeon as the dial up is down saying...
Gordon Chisholm will take the Dundee managers job, only if Doddsie gets involved.
Make of it what you will.
There's another note on the other leg saying Greg Stewart has signed.
We can confirm the email was sent & received, we figured out read receipt 👍🏻 but we also sent it in the form of a cave painting, so you neolithic hun bastards could understand what we were saying. Here's an extract of said cave painting
There's multiple reason why it's been nearly a day and this has zero likes.
1. Derek has no friends.
2. It's no funny.
3. Derek is a bin sniffing whopper.
SPFL Disciplinary Verdict
Read Dundee FC statement on the club website:
SPFL Disciplinary Verdict
Following an SPFL disciplinary hearing today, Dundee FC has been advised of the Tribunal’s findings as set out in the below SPFL press release, which in our
POETS WANTED 🖋️
To mark Burn's Night on the 25th this year, we are asking for your Dundee FC based poems! Whether it be a piece of powerful prose, a humourous haiku, or a sombre sonnet, send your submissions to competition
@dundeefc
.co.uk by the 24th.
The winning submission
📝 Club Statement: Sky Sports Cup Final
Heart of Midlothian Football Club is aware of images circulating of the Tynecastle Park home dressing room at today’s Sky Sports Cup Final.
Although the club hands over the running of the stadium on the day to the competition organisers
A tinpot club, run by a yank
Loathed down in Gorgie, for being a wank
A crucial league vote, you chose to abstain
John Nelms is a fucking wankstain
An email from Budge is sat in your spam
It reads 'I hope you go bust, ya fucking bams'
Do these 1000s of daftys all sit together trying to come up with something new and their combined brain cell comes up with
"uh, uh, Dundee email, uh, uh"
@dundeeunitedfc
See how you guys are quick to send me an email for jumping a wall, celebrating a goal and showing my love for my club, will you please send the manager an email relieving him of his duties because his record in big games is shocking and we are going no where with him in charge.
Currant buns have had ample time to get over from St Andrews to Dundee.
Know for weeks kick off was 7.45pm.
Peave at half 6 and get a polis escort.
Get them tae fuck Dundee.
If they're no at Dens on time, like their strips have been, then fuck right off.
3 points to the Dee.
We'd also like to express our gratitude to all the volunteers who helped this week at the Scott Foam Dome of Dundee.
A special mention should go to Anton who travelled from Maryhill today.
A massive thank you to everyone who came along today to help with the pitch covers.
We are looking forward to having a large Dundee support in on Saturday, we’ll see you there.
#thedee