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Dan Berkowitz

@DBerko

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@DBerko
Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Jon Fishman is and always has been better at his job than anyone you or I know or know of is at their job.
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Dan Berkowitz
6 years
Let’s bring back the Jammy’s. Who’s with me?
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Dan Berkowitz
7 months
@g_bluestone @phish Hey guys. Dan from PlayaLuna. Thanks for alerting us here. This guy is gone and not coming back.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
The CDC says it’s ok to like multiple Jam Bands and you don’t need to rank them.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Boy, Man, God, Shit, Camera, TV.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Phish is an amazing band, like one of the all time greats, but they have Fishman so it’s not really fair.
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
There’s a sense of camaraderie in the air right now. I’m seeing it in public and within the music business. Humanity when faced with adversity is a beautiful thing. We will get through this together. I just hope we hold onto this unity once we do. We are all one.
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Dan Berkowitz
7 months
The @disco_biscuits are playing so incredibly well these days. There’s new songs, new energy, and it seems like the world is catching on. Go see them if you can.
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
“Happy thanksgiving Dan. Remember how I was terrible to you in High school and for years after. Yeah dude you seem to be doing great now. Did you hear Phish was playing the Met? Do you have a line on any tickets??”
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
@RobinhoodApp You’ve got all the data. You know the volume and potential for volume. This is either gross incompetence / negligence or fraud. Either way you don’t deserve to be in business anymore.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Every band should play in the round. It’s ridiculous that we expect them to play their best all facing the crowd and not each other. It’d be like if a basketball team all side stepped and faced one side of the arena. Bands in round. Crowd around them. 2021 and beyond. Let’s go.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
@JasonIsbell So you’re saying you’re a jamband now? Welcome aboard. Been expecting you.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Maybe Hope was all we really needed after all.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
What if after Covid recedes and life resumes whatever normal is in the future, we come together as a species and realize we are all one + sharing a collective experience? Life can be so much better if we all care for one another. I guess all I am saying is give peace a chance.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Baker’s Dozen was playoff Phish. And we won.
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Dan Berkowitz
7 months
Pro tip. If you want something for me that I have because of my job, don’t let the last 7 texts from you be asking for things. (This is not hyperbole this is happening in real time). Also if you’re reading this, no.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Since you guys love my hot WSP takes. Trump is now only leading GA by less people than a sold out @WidespreadPanic show at the Fox in Atlanta. #WSPolitics
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
@JasonIsbell Love you but as a business owner I take pride in employing a bunch of people with a job they love. Also you are an employer too. Yes you need those roles filled but they are filled bc of your art. You should be proud of that.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
Pretty sure Dave Grohl is at the @goosetheband show at Mohegan.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
If you’re the one causing the green texts in the group chat, you’re giving off strong anti vaxx vibes.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Jamming with the @disco_biscuits
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Dan Berkowitz
2 years
Melt the fucking guns
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
How do you do fellow kidz? Have you seen our friend Molly around anywhere?
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
You’re full of shit. You left a football game because players peacefully protested. Here’s YOUR QUOTE. "I left today's Colts game because POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem,”
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Mike Pence
4 years
We believe in law and order in this Country. We condemn violence against property or persons. We will always stand for the right of Americans to peacefully protest and let their voices be heard.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
My favorite concert experience of all time. The reason I started CID was to try to give people the feeling I had this night. I knew I was in the exact right place at the right time with the right people seeing my favorite band. Pure bliss.
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🫧 DJ Brownie
3 years
20 years ago today the Biscuits played the first of our two last shows at Wetlands Preserve. 9/1/01. Memorable night in every way. Three pointers for days. Touchdowns all night.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
We have the worst president in history during the worst global crisis in generations. BUT Phish played 13 nights at MSG, didn’t repeat a single song, and tied the shows together with a donut theme. Tonight they are rebroadcasting “jam filled” which was my favorite of the run.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
“Rudy, set the press conference up at the Four Seasons in Philly”. “Ok boss whatever you say”
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I’ll never forget picking up my phone in the middle of the night after waking up 4 years ago tonight: “Trump Wins”. I thought things would be bad, I never thought they’d be this bad. Today is the day that nightmare ends and we start to heal. #BidenHarris2020
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Huge Trump event at the Waldorf Astoria tomorrow. (it’s the Waldorf diner in Astoria Queens).
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
@yesnicksearcy If basic human rights are controversial then losing customers are the least of our problems.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
Me to Lily (4 years old) “I’ll love you forever”. Lily : “Well not forever daddy because when I’m a grown up eventually you’ll be dead”. Good morning everyone!
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
Life is better without Facebook and Instagram. Pass it on..
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Tonight we should be basking in the glory of Phish on the beach in Atlantic City surrounded by the community that we love. Rather than be sad about what could have been, I’m so grateful for the experiences we’ve shared and for what’s still to come.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
My Biscuits? Disco
@maggieserota
Maggie Serota
4 years
My Femmes? Violent.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Been waiting a long time to share this news. In January I will be heading to the White House. @whitehousesubs in Atlantic City is a must see stop for any sandwich connoisseur. Please let me know if you’d like me to pick you up an Italian, White House Special, or Turkey sub.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Someone take their shoe off and throw it at him.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
TFW you didn’t see the @disco_biscuits in 1999
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Jon Ossoff
10 years
n00b 4 lyfe
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
Happy New Year from me and my three favorite live bands of all time @disco_biscuits @phish and @goosetheband
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I hereby declare everyone in the music industry can have today off as well.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I know dozens, maybe even hundreds of suburban women (humble brag) and they all HATE you @realDonaldTrump Literally every single one. with a passion.
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
Anything for you forever my friend. Thanks to my friends at @NFLonLocation !
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Bobby Weir
5 years
Congrats to The @Chiefs on a hard fought win. Thank you to my @49ers for an exciting season. Special thanks to Dan Berkowitz for being a spectacular host! 📸: Matt Busch
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Dan Berkowitz
7 months
I love the team at the Moon Palace.
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Owen Thirteen 🥩
7 months
This waiter was 100x better show neighbor than anyone else on Page side tonight
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
New York, I love you but you’re freaking me out.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I’m literally better at calling @WidespreadPanic songs than the American pollsters are at calling elections. I’ve seen @WidespreadPanic less than one full concert in my life.
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
Jewish Kermit explains his dumb luck.
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rjb
5 years
Had a blast interviewing @DBerko for @UnderTheScales hope you enjoy! We talk Mexico and more.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Ok concerts can come back super quick. There’s just one catch.
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
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China rolls out anal swab coronavirus tests, saying it’s more accurate than throat method
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Dan Berkowitz
9 months
I took a gummy on my flight home from LA and just fell in love with the @drivebytruckers . Deeply, madly in love.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I have a jamband joke but it meanders on forever.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Luxury brands are going to suffer in Humanity 2.0. Zero people are getting comfort from their $1M watch right now. What matters most is coming into focus. (It’s not stuff)
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Dan Berkowitz
9 years
I love when Stern 101 plays the @artiequitter years.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
Good morning everyone. You’re about to have a much better day than @mattgaetz
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Why is the question “when will businesses be allowed to be open?” rather than “when will it be safe to open businesses again?”
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I love Camden. This is beautiful.
@Goodable
Goodable
4 years
In Camden, NJ, protestors took to the streets to peacefully protest racial injustice. When police saw them marching, they made a decision. They decided to join them.
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Dan Berkowitz
2 years
@sweatystartup What if you own multi family, are making “enough” from the property and take pride that excessive greed hasn’t forced your tenants to move? Is that acceptable behavior?
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
First known photo of the Nitrous Mafia seen below in the Ryder truck heading to Woodstock.
@the_60s_at_60
The '60s at 60
4 years
TRAFFIC UPTIGHT AT HIPPIEFEST - New York Daily News for August 16, 1969. #Woodstock
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I feel like MSNBC and CNN both know AZ is in the bag. They’re doing some American Idol style lead up w/ taunting and teasing to the final tally. Soon we will learn about Arizona’s small home town and how they were kind of a loner in high school but special to many ppl.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
It’d be cool if when you caught Covid you also got the best attribute of the person who gave it to you.
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Dan Berkowitz
5 months
How long until @BillyStrings covers the @disco_biscuits new banger Space Train?
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
When Page gets up everyone gets down.
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
Radiohead’s the Bends is one of the best albums of all time. I feel so lucky that it was made during our lifetime and we can connect to it in a way that we can’t to many of the other “Best Evers”
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Patiently waiting for the pics of a maskless Ted Cruz at Senor Frogs last night.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I miss leaving places early.
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Dan Berkowitz
7 months
@JesusHSchvice Hey guys. Dan here, from The Resistance. This guy is gone now. Thanks for the heads up.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Donald Trump or someone in his camp has deleted everything on his twitter feed before 9/12/20. This seems significant.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
Has anyone live tweeted rewatching the entire Seinfeld series or is that lane still open?
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I’m just gonna say it. The fact that “resign” and “re-sign” not only mean different things but exactly opposite things is really terrible. Someone needs to fix that. We will deal with biweekly next.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
@APompliano @murdabeatz_ I can’t believe he missed the line. “I don’t wanna rock gold chains, I wanna rock block chains”. cc @MeekMill
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Register to vote. Do it now. Go check out @HeadCountOrg to find out how.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Trump campaign right now seems like it’s day 1 of the Fyre Festival and everyone finally realized what a shit show it was.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
This would actually be a poor turnout on the 4th stage at @Bonnaroo in the middle of the day. Nothing amazing about this at all except you Neanderthals putting peoples lives at risk for a publicity stunt.
@kayleighmcenany
Kayleigh McEnany
4 years
AMAZING ‼️ Overflow crowd BEHIND the press riser at President @realDonaldTrump ’s rally in Ocala!!!
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
So it’s called the White House Virus now right?
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Dan Berkowitz
6 years
Some people Summer in Nantucket, or the Hamptons. I Summer in Camden.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
Jambands: When you’re here, you’re family. 🍝 🥖
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
Phish at the Met last night was incredible. @bradserling said it best. “I haven’t had that much fun on Broad St since the Duke & Duke Xmas party in ‘85”
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Shout out to whoever made the “Count Every Jawn” sign. I love it so much. It brings me so much joy to see someone nail the use of Jawn for such a worthy cause. On paper, Jawn can mean person, place, or thing, however there’s nuance in its perfect use. Bravo!
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
@ThatEricAlper GameStop shares.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Man. Saw @Travistritt was trending and was hoping it was about that RIPPING House Dog Party Favor he and his amazing drummer Dave played with the @disco_biscuits at the Jammys in 2006. It’s not. #countryboysoutofhismindagain
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
We are now down to less than a sold out @WidespreadPanic show at the @TabernacleATL Back soon with our correspondent who’s standing by in Athens, GA. #WSPolitics
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Eyes are woodering up.
@JeffMcDev
Jeff McDevitt
4 years
PHILADELPHIA DID IT
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Lock him up
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
@ThatEricAlper The Disco Biscuits 9/1/01 at the Wetlands Preserve in NYC.
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
@DiscoBiscuitsRT @disco_biscuits All 5 have slept in my parents house in Cherry Hill / the house I grew up in
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I’ve had the pleasure of working with and getting to know @ChrisStapleton He’s a class act, cares deeply about his fans and the world at large. It’s not surprising at all to see him on the right side of history here. Oh and he’s a BAD ASS.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Every single time I’ve been In the @BOKCenter it’s been PACKED. Blake Shelton, Luke Bryan, George Strait. They know how to sell tickets, Tulsa is a vibrant market, and the venue is run really really well. Trump shit the bed. That’s the only explanation.
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
@JasonIsbell Also... that’s what she said.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
How much sage do you need for a place like the White House?
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Biden is up in GA by 917 votes. Its significant but it’s still less than the 1,000 person capacity @GaTheatre in beautiful Athens Georgia, where @WidespreadPanic got their start in 1985. Time for a thread.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Trump couldn’t open jar of peanut butter let alone the whole country if he tried (he’s got super tiny hands)
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
@yesnicksearcy Ask someone you know with integrity and compassion for his fellow humans what I mean (I’m guessing you don’t know many of those people)
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Seems super comfortable around books, holds them totally normally.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
So the weeks are going by faster but also it seems like this is how we’ve been living forever.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
@Marc_Brownstein How did I find myself on your Onlyfans again?
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Dan Berkowitz
8 months
I’ve finally figured out the name For my autobiography. “Impressively mediocre”
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🫧 DJ Brownie
8 months
@joeyblack26 @DBerko Ngl berko has a really nice voice and is impressively mediocre at every single instrument. He could have easily been a pro if he practiced but things seem to have worked out for him. Cc @DBerko
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Excited for the abundance of new art coming soon created from artists / musicians / comedians / writers all being stuck at home right now.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Trump could have taken the $430M he made from the Apprentice, paid his taxes ($100M) and lived like a KING with safe investments. Even @ 5% = $15M + per year for the rest of his life. Instead, he squandered it, tried to become king, and is now the laughing stock of the world.
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Dan Berkowitz
3 years
If a place of business strongly recommends/kindly request all customers to mask up, and all of their employees are wearing a mask, and you’re not….you’re not winning, you’re just an asshole.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
Coming from a hospitality perspective, it’s so clear that all of this pomp and circumstance and Biden’s initial trip around DC is designed to make sure everything is ready at the White House for his guaranteed check in time of 4 pm. Nice work White House team.
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Dan Berkowitz
5 years
@JasonIsbell You’ve said some pretty heady/jambandy things in your day, but this takes the cake. You’re one of us now. cc @Marc_Brownstein
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I’ve met some of the best people in my life from Scranton. I’ve met some of the worst people in my life on Park Ave. this speaks to me.
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Joe Biden
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This election is Scranton vs. Park Avenue.
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Dan Berkowitz
4 years
I want Trump to get out of the hospital so the narrative can change to what a terrible human being he is. Truly I do not wish him any harm. I just want him to get out of the hospital, lose the election, arrested for fraud and/or treason, and die of old age in prison.
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