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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

You carry money drop for altar you say na seed, i carry my own go T junction you say na sacrifice 🤡

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

4 months

With all these.. Some people still choose to be gays!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

What did you feel he saw in that phone?

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

This video is still ever green!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

20 days

At first she was lost..then gradually she picked up and was doing it beautifully.... This should be a lesson for us all...don't give up too easily!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

5 months

Anyone knows the name of this movie?

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Nothing Sweet Illiterate pass Say them see people Wey Go school but them no get work..... They will now say "School na scam"!!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

You travel from Asaba to lagos go cheat, and you Dey say you dunno what came over you... you even stop for Ore buy food 😂 Some girls and lies!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

Robin van Persie. Fernando Torres. Didier Drogba. Which one you going for in their prime? 🔥

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Took ur father 55-60yrs on earth under d best economic era in 9ja to build 1 house¬hing else to his name,nw u want 1 guy that just spent 20-25yrs on earth under worst economic era,to have a car,a house & must have millions,to impress u or automatically "broke" "not ur class"!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

Doing charity in other countries like Jamsetji Tata,while acting like a low budget Jackie Chan in Nigeria!!!!

Music Base Africa

@musicbaseafrica

2 years

While in Paris today a young Journalist on internship mistakenly smashed her “Panasonic GH6” Camera worth over $2000 dollars while rushing to interview Burna Boy. The African giant noticed this and asked his accountant to give the Journalist some money to get a new Camera.❤️👏👏

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1 year

There's no woman on earth that's 35yrs and still counting and yet to be married that's happy.. Forget all the pretense, deep down you're hungry for a husband... Na mumu de follow Twitter hot takes!!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

7 months

@elfayz_ Like it was so obvious he wanted to lose that game..but Arteta and Arsenal are useless

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

This is a Urine tracker on this man(go and verify) I love the fact that,they giving this man,more podium to continue to disgrace himself for all,If majority of Nigerians vote him in,then it should be said that,our problem is not our leaders,rather those who elect those leaders!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

Some girls are just utterly shameless... See as abroad guy come surprise him babe wey be community girlfriend!!!!😂😂

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

Women: "I hate it when guys stare at me at the gym,can't these guys just stop staring me!" Also women:👇

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

Hard work pays a lot,congratulations to our Nollywood Actress Chioma Nwaoha!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

Ladies can freely swim with pant and Bra in public pools and everyone will see em... But they may not allow you enter their rooms while they are on same pant and bra... Why is it like that??!!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Entered this bolt,found out bolt driver was a pastor,he was nice though,telling me stories,which I feel uncomfortable with,but don't want to be seen as a pompous person,so I showed interest,told me about that story of that woman that her video went viral that was caught

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

Is this surgery gone wrong or natural?

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

4 months

The grace is auto!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

This Army Staff Sgt. David Bellavia threat is one of the coldest in modern times!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

3 years

@goal This should help your reasoning...

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

This country na cruise 😆

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

9 months

Until you date a caring woman, you’ll understand that women love to cook,wash for their man. they don’t wait to be asked, they genuinely find joy in doing it, they take initiative, they take pride in taking care of him!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

There is no difference between this and carrying someone's picture to shiloh!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

If you want to experience hunger,go and live with a wealthy family!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

"Marry at a young age,don't worry money will come" "Children bring blessings,things will begin to work your way once you have a child" Those 2 advices has made a lot of people live a miserable life. It's a trap, don't fall for it,but if u like,u can fall for it sha,na u get u!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

✅this is just my mentality,I hope one day I don't regret not checking phones....don't try and convince me though because I will still not check that phone!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

"If you send money to women before meeting them,you're a simp" Same boy is now telling you to send him money for lessons you learn ordinarily in primary schools...you are the biggest simp!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

9 months

See person wey just pray for 1millon dollars now😒

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

When i was young i use to think church is a house of God until i started hearing "It's my CHURCH" & i will run (PASTOR) it the way i want!!! 🤒😯🤔

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

8 months

This is where fraud actually started!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

When you see it🤣🤣

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

9 months

Social media is just an illusion cuz in real life,men still date single mothers,some women still date broke men,some women supports dier men financially,even some women go 50/50,men still pays for wigs,rents,vacations,don't believe in everything u see here,OFFLINE IS THE REALITY!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

Will always pick him over Halaand,same way I picked Messi over Ronaldo,with Messi,he was always clear no debate,but y'all forced a debate,D debate dat shouldn't be a debate,is officially over. Same way Mbappe is always clear of Halaand but y'all still wants to force a debate!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

7 months

Just have money....90% of these girls don't have spec!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

7 months

@AfricaFactsZone From frying pan to fire

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Tinubu forcing himself on Nigerians!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

This hell fire is not fair sha.. So me that my only sin is just to lie once in awhile,will be sharing hell fire with people that sleeps with other people's wives,rapist,INEC Chairman[Yakubu Mahmood],CBN governor[Godwin Emefiele],and all APC members. this is not fair na!!!!🥲

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

11 months

Na wetin coupon/pool do your papa.... na sporty-bet de do you so!!! 😭😭😭😭

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

A lot of Women don’t mind you cheating on them if you very rich Alot of women don’t hate polygamous marriage. They hate it only when u are poor!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

11 months

An Agbero slaps you- Abuse of human rights Your teacher slaps you- Abuse of human rights Your parents or partner slaps you- Abuse of human rights Police slaps you- Abuse of human rights BUT A Pastor slaps you- It is divine & ordained Religion will be the end of some of u!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

8 months

@LFCTransferRoom This guy again

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

5 months

@Squawka The "only Liverpool" stats hits hard

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

9 months

Just 5 persons pls🙏 How much is your house rent? I will choose randomly, I want to help 5 persons to beg their landlord.😒🤪😏🙈🚶‍♂️

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

@Real_Damilare07 @Postsubman This one de find who go feed am.....

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

11 months

So you don't believe that Oduduwa descended from heaven.but you believed that King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines... Continue!!!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Asked his parents 4 10k,cos he lied his lecturer said textbook was compulsory. same day,d parents sent d money @ night,same day,he got a bunch of flower &a box of chocolate &had a delicious meal with his gf,meanwhile,his parents slept on an empty stomach. DIARY OF A B @ST @RD !!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

The main reason why some married men don't like to wear a ring,so that cheating will be easy for 'em🥱

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

Where's Arsenal 😏!!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

7 months

@simiafc Funny enough, we never need edits...and we have 6 by the way

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

11 months

At one time they told us affiliate marketers are the best thing after sex and they making millions weekly,where are they now??

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

9 months

What's the difference between these and mummy G.O ? But because Daddy G.O is your favorite and Mummy G.O is not you won't berate him like you did Mummy G.O!!!

I am my pinned tweet. (Read it!)

@KR3Wmatic

9 months

Remember the time when “God expanded the bridge” for Pastor Adeboye? Yes, it happened in 1981. Woke people, please stay away from this video. I was there when it happened.

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Are men the enablers of prostitution by girls???

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

9 months

You "might" destroy your charging port,if you don't stick to one charger.. This tweet has nothing to do with phone chargers!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

It's interesting how these girls never think they are broke,they just think they are dating the wrong guy,mostly if that guy is broke like em,and that they are doing him a favour by been with him,it's the audacity for me... Can't two broke legends co_exist peacefully again???

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

Are they still together?

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@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

The reality most of us fails to realize is that we can't fuck 'em all... So why not find yourself that faithful/loya girl that meets all your characteristics and just be faithful to her...we have lots of girls walking around with dangerous diseases!!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Isoko Men will never Seize To Amaze Us… Dem Get Diff Heart!!!!😂

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

This is my message to anyone that want to see me now😆😆

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

As we miss Yaradua during GEJ government, and missing GEJ during Buhari's regime. May we do not see anything that will make us miss Buhari!!!!🙏

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

11 months

What happened to Bluesky app And Truth app... Ona nor commot Twitter/X app go there again??

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

What's this 😆

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

8 months

The Festive Period Is Upon Us, Accidents Take Seconds To Happen But Suffering Lasts Life Time, Helmets And Condoms Should Be Worn On Appropriate Heads During The Respective Rides, Especially On Vehicle That Dos Not Belong To You... Do with this,what you wish!!!

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@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

Am I the only one who don't rates or listen to motivational speakers to motivate myself!!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

We're stuck with Bobo Chicago till 2027 and if care is not take it will be till 2031... "Southern Presidency" "rather Tinubu than Atiku" "a northerner can never succeed another northerner" "PDP and APC are the same" Lets enjoy Southern Presidency then!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

6 months

@TheAnfieldBuzz When you're big you're big

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

If you were the regional manager what would you do?? If you were Tunde,what would you do??

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@DAllSeeinRetina

11 months

Africa is home to some of the worst leaders, the world may have ever seen!!!!

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@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Edo people will see a plate filled up with meat like this...but will still wait to finish eating the semo before touching the meat!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

11 months

He punched you today,then buys you hair tomorrow... He slapped you today,then buys you iPhone tomorrow.... One day he will beat you and you will be Late and people will write RIP on you!!!

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@DAllSeeinRetina

11 months

Random person: no matter the economy of the jungle,the lion can never eat grass. It is not pride; it is just who the lion is... The lion:

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@DAllSeeinRetina

9 months

Within the past 3 months you have successfully lost about 35% of the money ₦ u saved. Person when broke no know watin God do for am.!!!

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@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Asaba girls and their fake love for capri_sun... You when de crave Gulder!!!😩

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@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

Start Musiala Bench Gavi Drop Bellingham!!!

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@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

If you like win 100Billion in your betting, it will never push me to start betting... I speak for me and me alone, and i will never discourage anyone that wanna starts betting because he heard some folks won some big money!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Man United has form-- Man United has form, Now Liverpool has filled the form.

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@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

Women only make rules for men dey think are below them in D social hierarchy.that's why u hear them saying,I can't date a short guy,I can't date a smoker,etc,but when a successful man that's short & smokes comes knocking,dey jump on d offer,women generally don't have choice!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

3 years

@TheOnlySammy_ Will I ever believe stories like this...."NEVER" Will I ever learn from em "YES"

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

Where are d "Nigerian Labour Unions" D "Nigerian Bar Association" Those "cashtivist" that led Organized Protest against d sales of fuel for 65 per liter in 2014? By now we should be occupying d whole 9ja,but some clowns are still screaming "Emi lokan". Generational slaves!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

"Marry at a young age,don't worry money will come" "Children bring blessings,things will begin to work ur way once u have a child" These 2 advice has made people live a miserable 's a trap, don't fall for it,but if u like,u can fall for it sha,na u get u!

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@DAllSeeinRetina

2 years

Happy New year my people.... May your side chick accept that she is part of the team in 2023 and your main chick accept that teamwork makes the dream work!!!!🚶🚶

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

I Don't Think Everything Is For Sale Though...What About You???

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@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Edo state is blessed with handsome men😩

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@DAllSeeinRetina

9 months

Now when you don get belle,you de trek go antenatal, Shebi nah motor been de carry you go hotel that year😏😒!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

Good morning from Wike leader in Rivers state.

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

9 months

December no be deadline to make money o,nor pressure your boyfriend make he nor come thief my phone!!!🙄

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@DAllSeeinRetina

9 months

This is a dangerous play from this Gibbon

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@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Is he saying the truth??

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@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Today on things that never happened!!!

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@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Is this the best ever TV revenge scene ever??

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@DAllSeeinRetina

11 months

Omo see brother... Brother when mumu... Religion will be the end of some people sha!!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

6 months

@Wizarab10 If she say she can't cook,don't bother or force her to...but you're a weak man if you allow her stop you from finding someone that will cook for you!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

Is the late Sam Loco[of blessed memory] actually saying the truth here?

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

Anyone still remembers this song by Dan Orbih against Oshio-monkey in the last Edo state governorship election!!!😆😆😆😆

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@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

And some girls will allow dogs to lick their coochie.... It is well!!!😫

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@DAllSeeinRetina

1 year

If by name you have PVC and you still want someone to convince you to vote a particular presidential candidate then you are unserious in life and deserves Buhari all over...but if you don't have PVC...then by now you should just learn to STFU!!!

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D_Retina

@DAllSeeinRetina

10 months

Second wife pikin dey call person mama Ashawo!!!

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