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3 months

Dear car drivers….stop f #cking doing sh1t like this….especially in the wet 🤬

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4 months

Who can guess what’s wrong with this picture?

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3 months

Not far from Woodhall services and we’re doing about 48 in a 50….except someone was in a rush. That extra 2mph must’ve made a hell of a difference

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2 months

Dear car drivers, if you can’t decide whether to do 30mph or 45mph through the 50mph roadworks on the M1 south…either f #ck off into lane 1 (so the rest of us can get on with our day) or exit the motorway. You’re a mobile hazard.

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3 months

@bhreading Can you see that f #cking wide load being followed by the escort vehicle?? He was dictating the speed

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4 months

@trucklifegb He’s certainly doing that

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4 months

@MfMickey1909 He thinks foot down Friday is today

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3 months

@Joey_Bagadohnut Never done this…I was taught not to impede other drivers.

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4 months

Dear cyclists…when an articulated HGV is reversing (slowly) out of a yard…F #CKING WAIT for it to complete its manoeuvre - that is unless you want to be a dead c #nt . 😡😡😡

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4 months

What is it with car drivers on a clear motorway who cannot maintain a speed? The amount I’ve passed today who seem to think it’s perfectly normal to zigzag between 40 & 70 mph is unbelievable.

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1 month

@pipsy80 More front than Blackpool 🫢

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13 days

Told my “planner” on Friday that his “plan” for me today wouldn’t work and I’d run out of hours….guess who ran out of hours? 🫢😆

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3 months

@aphorism_monkey The car was behind me…got in front, up hill and in the wet and jumped on the brakes…rather than get in behind me.

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20 days

So guess who’s sat in a refuge bay on the M1 waiting for DAF aid? 😡

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5 months

@CitizenUddin Omg it’s Vine’s love child…get a life!!

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3 months

That’ll be because I dropped the trailer off at a customer site some 10 minutes ago you stupid truck 🤦‍♂️

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3 months

@stephenhitche11 Then why reply? 😆

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1 month

Bugger…these “fell” into my truck as I was passing the chippy 😆

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2 months

Not a bad place to stop overnight

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4 months

Dear car drivers…what part of your brain thinks it’s perfectly acceptable to pull in front of a truck doing 55mph in lane 1 on the motorway and jump on the brakes? F #ck off!! Next time one of you c #nts does that then I’ll not hit the brakes and I’ll spin you the f #ck around. 😡

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3 months

Back to the grind today after 5 days off and my planner has got me running up to Scotland empty. 🤔

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7 months

@UB1UB2 @SameDayCoventry 😆😆 most Evri parcels go “missing” anyway so hardly anyone will notice a difference

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3 months

@cwsuth1 @Joey_Bagadohnut Sometimes it does happen that I’ll move lanes to pass…but pretty quickly realising I don’t have the legs to get past so I’ll drop back behind very quickly. Also if I’m being overtaken I drop my speed by a couple of clicks

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13 days

This little thing was an absolute godsend this evening…nearly 30 degrees and I’m as chilled as a bag of peas in the freezer isle in Tesco

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4 months

@SaferRoadsYorks Maybe…just maybe they’ve got better things to do with their time than this. Who knows.

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3 months

@Daviey I was indicating ready to move out…but car drivers had other intentions

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2 months

And you can f #ck off too 😡😡😡😡😡

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3 months

So tomorrow my “planner” thinks I’ll have time to do this lot….starting and finishing at Leeds. It’ll be tight…

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10 days

I just need a clear run from the north east down to Birmingham and my week is done…so a request to everyone travelling on the M1 south: f #ck off into lane one!!!

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15 days

I got sent this…

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3 months

Friday rules….if it’s on, it’s gone.

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4 months

It was so big I couldn’t get it all in…behave!!!

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3 months

Tomorrow’s little trip…that’s another 15hr day on the cards

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5 months

I really hate getting into someone else’s unit 🤢

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1 month

Parked up for a long break in Cannock…got my feet up and something catches my eye…

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10 days

So I had this bright idea…best way to avoid traffic? Avoid the M1 at the worst time 😆

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3 months

Smashed it! I’m back at Leeds…452 miles, 9h 7m drive. What a day…no delays at delivery/collection/trailer swap/M1 😉

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3 months

So tomorrow my “planner” thinks I’ll have time to do this lot….starting and finishing at Leeds. It’ll be tight…

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5 months

Why is it that chippy chips in a seaside location taste so much better? 😋

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3 months

Run back down to Birmingham today via Kendal for a collection…early finish? Be rude not to 😊

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2 months

So tomorrow I’ve got a 13hr shift left…that’s it. My planner has forgotten I’m out in Leeds tonight and has over planned me by a few hours…oh and even for me to do it in 15 I’d need ZERO cars on the roads. Guess who’s gonna be told to “go f #ck yourself” tomorrow??

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2 months

Just had a phone call I really didn’t want to have….my unit is on long term lease…and it’s going back early. Not for a new one…I’m going into something older that we own. Slightly worried as that’s 6 lease units been returned early in the last 2 months 🫣

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17 days

So…I’ve got 4hr 12m left on my drive today…the rest of my journeys (with zero traffic) take me 4h 15m…and it’s a Friday and I’m gonna be on the M1 😡

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4 months

@WilsonAndy84 😆😆

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9 days

Friday night and I’m already looking forward to Monday 😊. Now I just need somewhere to park up Monday night…any suggestions / recommendations?

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1 month

Is today “National wanker behind the wheel Wednesday” ?? First some idiot drives into me…then further down the M1 I get the new kind of middle lane hogger…who decided to move into lane 3 (not 1) to let me pass….🙄

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2 months

@beckyy71779553 Car drivers in general are ok…idiots who can’t pick a speed and maintain it in the flow of traffic need to f #ck off

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3 months

@Michellewagsta3 Nope, I was 49

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26 days

Nice little trip out tomorrow (but starting today)…Lents hope the weather is good

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3 months

So if HS2 was scrapped north of Birmingham…why are they still building it?? This is on the A5 Tamworth 🤔

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16 days

So…failed to get back to Birmingham, but sat in Tamworth waiting for a chauffeur 😆. Work are desperate for my trailer so I’m being rescued 🫢

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4 months

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5 months

@MotoNutJob Go electric they said…it’ll be fun they said…it’ll save the icebergs etc etc…utter bollocks.

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1 month

Sometimes I do wonder what goes on in my planners head…todays route was always going to have me staying out tonight, but he rang me up to complain I didn’t do the work in the order he (the guy who can’t drive!) thought it would be best. 🙄

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1 month

That’s bloody impressive

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Skill BloodyLoveLeh Skill Watt 😌👌 #HGV

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5 months

I’m pretty sure if the sun was out I’d have some great views from here 🫣

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1 month

So tomorrow’s little jaunt, start in Birmingham at 4am…and get this lot done. Easy.

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4 months

Dear car drivers…do you remember being taught: Mirror (check surroundings) Signal (to let others know your intentions) and Manoeuvre (when safe to do so)?? This morning I’ve seen a few who must’ve been taught Signal (by accident) and Manoeuvre (f #ck it…you can slow down for me)

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2 months

Friday…and I’ve used up my reduced rests and both extended drives…so what does my planner do? That’s right…tries to f #ck me over with a collection that’ll mean I stop out another night. F #ck that….my card needs to be pulled at 1pm so let’s see where I end up 🫣

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16 days

So an update on this…header tank was fubar…new one installed 👍🏻

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20 days

So guess who’s sat in a refuge bay on the M1 waiting for DAF aid? 😡

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3 months

That’s tomorrow…plus get back to A from South Wales…question is: will I do it in a 10hr drive?? 😬

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4 months

What’s up with these pallet networks night trunkers? They don’t like being passed on the M1….😆😆

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2 months

Turned up bang on time for my collection…not one thing has been put on my empty trailer. 🥱

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3 months

@ebaan95 Get behind me

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4 months

@WRCgerardquinn BMW nearly lost his rear bumper actually 🫣

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1 month

Out feeding the swans and their young ones

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4 months

It’s Friday…let’s get this right foot firmly planted and do the last trip of the week back down to the Midlands from County Durham. 2 weeks of nights has f #cked me…can’t wait to be on days next week

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25 days

Night out at Route 74 tonight, then a little jolly before I decide whether to stay up here another night or head down to the Lake District for Thursday night. Decision I’ll make tomorrow afternoon I think

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3 months

@mdickinson66 You’re probably right…I was giving it the benefit of the doubt and expecting it to be running at 50

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5 months

Just heard that our trucks are being fitted with in cab dash cams (pointed at the driver!) does anyone have any experience with these? Does anyone know if there’s issues with invasion of privacy?

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3 months

@7hashtag7 Impatient.

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2 months

@TerrySparrow4 “We’ve had bigger than you down here lad” 🫣

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1 month

Well Monday looks fun…ah well, deal with that on Monday at 4am 🫣

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1 month

Anyone looking for a Needle in a haystack??…

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2 months

Tomorrow’s route…4am start and another night out. Yay. 🙄

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3 months

@CheekyVic Good luck with the M1 🫣

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3 months

Not often I see someone I follow out on the road, yesterday it was ⁦ @john_dunley ⁩ and this morning a driver from ⁦ @McCannTrans ⁩

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3 months

@Actros_man @7hashtag7 There are drivers…and then there are screwdrivers

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3 months

@CS52907879 The car that passed me clearly knew how to slow down…just shouldn’t have done it on a wet road in front of me when there was nothing behind me. THATS my point

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2 months

It’s June ffs…global warming? F #ck off. Btw good morning

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3 months

It’s foot down Friday….and I’m just at my delivery in County Durham. Quick collection in Stockton before that right foot stays on the loud pedal all the way back to Birmingham

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1 month

Sat on the sea front and after the Red Arrows flew over this Spitfire was knocking around

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3 months

Someone was desperate to get off the A1(M) this afternoon…saw the 300yd marker and went early 😆

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19 days

Just about got to Donington 🫣

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3 months

3hrs I’ve been on site waiting to be loaded….good job I’m paid by the hour

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3 months

This week was a busy week…64 hours worked, 2000 miles driven and now it’s 5 days off. Thank f #ck .

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2 months

Smashed it…back with 15 minutes spare on a 15 day and 34 minutes on a 10hr. The traffic gods were on my side 😆

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3 months

That’s tomorrow…plus get back to A from South Wales…question is: will I do it in a 10hr drive?? 😬

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2 months

“New” showers at @Roadchef Durham…you get half a door and (because there’s no temperature control on the shower) a free…unwanted…dermal peel. So…when are you going to put the proper doors in??

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5 months

So following on from yesterday’s f #ck up I rocked up at 6am…earliest slot for me is 5.30pm!! 😆😆 So I’m parked up, feet up, kettle on…paid by the hour

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3 months

Easy day tomorrow…be at A by 9am and B by 5pm…if all goes well I’ll be at C (back at our place) by 8pm 😆

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3 months

Nice little jolly around the north east today

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4 months

@NatashaHug13 Standard for M1!! A few nights ago over a 100 mile stretch there were 44 miles of restrictions/roadworks…and barely any workers

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2 months

So the truck I’m in today has got one of these fitted…does anyone know if they’re ok?

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1 month

Knew I’d be here a while…ah well…foot down Friday eventually in motion

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28 days

Nice little trip out today, looks like I’ll be stopping in Gateshead tonight

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26 days

You know when you drag half a trailer of goods all the way from Birmingham to Glasgow and the delivery point say “it’s not booked in”….yeah…so now I’m waiting on a call 🫣

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27 days

That’s some walk to the chippy…totally worth it though